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above the law has described my law school as “elite” and its alumni, “deranged”

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Joined September 2018
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@slimgriz
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@GBlibertarian @ChocChainring @GabrielVanca @plsitsnotme Why should people who have to spend all of their income on necessities pay the same portion of that income as people who have large amounts of discretionary income?
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@GBlibertarian @jumpeduptelex @plsitsnotme This makes no sense. If I still get to keep some % of the extra income, I have an incentive to get it. Where is the disincentive?
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@nikicaga Using Tom holland (bottom) for this is just 🤌🏻
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7 months
@TAX_ENJOYER @ettingermentum Very on brand for a communist party leader
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6 months
@TheMemeWalker With you on the general point by Tony Blyth is not remotely jacked
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1 year
The most cringe thing you can do as a gov attorney is dunk on pro se prison litigants in your filings
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1 year
@Thorongil16 I think one of the things that makes Cruz particularly hated is that it’s so obvious to a lot of people that he’s faking.
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8 months
@nikicaga Can I get the full list of jobs left wing people are not allowed to have
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@an_average_bear @ObiWine_Kenobi Having done post-conviction review in more than a hundred habeas cases I promise you this is wrong
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8 months
@stxpdx @WholesomeSadist @B_For14 @KyleIboshi 1. It’s obviously a dash cam, 2. Whether it was a dash cam or his phone doesn’t matter for the 4A analysis
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@AdamBeZoS @nuclearneo577 @TrueSlazac @nikicaga Was ‘we should continue the war in Afghanistan forever’ the progressive position?
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7 months
@JoePostingg Unfortunately he elaborates a lot
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10 months
@DBodrak53913 @internetvin @AgBioWorld @tszzl Industrial agriculture is not stopping you from growing your own food. People are separated from the soil because they want to be.
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@Tweeterpurg @vanillaopinions There are states that are trying to ban transition for *adults*
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5 months
@IgnorantMurica1 @Ashebutler_ These things get litigated and you could literally just go read the Supreme Court decisions about these issues if you actually wanted to understand the limitations on presidential power. And fwiw, the last Republican president had a ton of his executive actions overturned.
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@stxpdx @WholesomeSadist @B_For14 @KyleIboshi If I believed you were a criminal defense attorney I would be terrified for your clients
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@tyler02020202 People pointed this out at the time lol
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@BoobyJargon @nikicaga There are not that many jobs that don’t involve shilling for capitalist exploiters.
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5 months
Recently worked on a case where these people who bought houses next to I-20 sued the city for nuisance because they could hear I-20 from their houses. Same energy.
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are you really that thick that you move to the flight path of a globally important international airport and then suddenly discover there is aeroplane noise
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@Dj__IllWill @mnolangray If nobody wanted to live in then developers would stop building them
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1 year
@DsMetros Maybe a country divide but most US gays are wildly socially liberal, moderate on economic issues, and (like everyone here) do not care about foreign policy
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3 months
@himbopresident @nikicaga This person is mad because he makes his living on TikTok. If your job was getting banned to would also be mad. Hope this helps.
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9 months
@wanyeburkett POV you don’t know the first thing about how building schools works
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8 months
@SwannMarcus89 They immediately walked it back
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8 months
@0xAlaric Slavery is bad and the people who fought to maintain the institution of slavery deserved to be crushed like bugs.
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@pawgcheekedup @Porter97977215 The food pyramid was not good science at the time. It was the result of industry lobbying.
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5 months
@Matt04122 @mattyglesias With the deal Iran stopped making progress toward a nuclear weapon, without the deal they are about to get a nuclear weapon. So which option “enabled a path toward nuclear weapons”?
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1 year
@jevanhutson @BCGAttorneyJobs It stays bad all the way down
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3 months
@SCMountainGoat @JackieT_97 The problem is they are not parked in their own driveways. They are parked partially on the sidewalk, which doesn’t belong to them.
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9 months
@cunninghamjeff @FrankLuntz Combined those states have ~18% of the population.
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1 year
@keenanarmstrong @wesyang He actually did zero push ups in this video
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1 year
Weird how I applied to several jobs on Friday afternoon but have not received any “you got the job, no interview necessary” emails yet
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7 months
@CritStateTheory @gavinbena @north0fnorth He’s not confused he has just correctly concluded that this way of setting up governments is bad
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3 months
@InScotlandsYard @megliziel @InspectorNerd None of what you said contradicts what she said
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1 year
@ProudElephantUS I have never been concerned about how many agents the IRS has because I just pay my taxes.
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9 months
@_Nick_The_Name_ @vanillaopinions There actually is no purpose for our existence but agree on the second two
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9 months
@thepit2121 @JordanMSpires The only way to generate popular support for MARTA expansion is to do the dense housing first.
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5 months
@michael_brig @PhilWalkable When did she say that lmao
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1 year
@arachno_commie @ettingermentum Called it quits is a weird way to say “was defeated in a humiliating fashion”
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1 year
@PunishedLink This passage is not describing something Carter said.
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8 months
@JosherSquasher @BoobyJargon @nikicaga Yeah see except healthcare, that is a vanishingly small number of jobs, and most of them do in fact involve shilling for the capitalist exploiters (who do you think profits from agriculture and healthcare in this country)
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1 year
@4242bochen @EricNewcomer @yishan Is there some reason you think that? It sounds like OP is just overestimating his own intelligence relative to others.
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10 months
The level of fucking entitlement to complain like this when the median individual income in LA is $30k
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8 months
@CBHessick Given the level of partisan polarization in this country it kinda does
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9 months
@tonyhawktruther Eg: Andrew Hubermans morning routine presupposes that when you wake up, it is light outside, and then you have several hours before any responsibility.
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9 months
@davemarney @ScottGreenfield No Dave, that’s not the logic. If the penalty for X and X + murder are the same, the person doing X has an incentive to kill the victim because there is no additional penalty and you have also eliminated the only eyewitness.
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7 months
@an_average_bear @ObiWine_Kenobi What would be a better one?
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1 year
@AriCohn Didn’t DoorDash make this same argument a few years back and the 9th circuit told them ‘sucks to suck’?
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@sam_d_1995 @proetrie It’s not even true within the United States
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6 months
@SwannMarcus89 I am an upper middle class leftist and I have not been bitching about the inflation for exactly this reason. We exist.
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4 months
@mhQBWiDQV5kZ @CharlesFLehman The role of a defense attorney to advocate for whatever is best for their client. Their client is not the public or the justice system, it is the person who is being prosecuted.
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9 months
I hated when profs called on unprepared students because it felt like a huge waste of my time If they don’t want to prepare for class who gives a fuck?? I certainly didn’t want to sit there listening to them stammer while they try to find the answer on Quimbee.
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1 year
@elizariff I mean i also find the sov cits annoying (an often malicious) but I also am pretty convinced most of them are super mentally ill
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5 months
@IamKingWilliams A ton of people in the replies are saying it’s because they have better public transportation but like, If you live in the Atlanta city center there’s no reason to ever get on the interstate. All that traffic is a result of sprawl, not density.
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1 year
@julesadit Yes they need change, but that doesn’t mean further gutting public schools is the right policy choice.
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5 months
@jfleming2870 TIL I am in a seeming feud with Superior Court of Fulton County (they denied one of my motions)
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7 months
@CritStateTheory @gavinbena @north0fnorth The US single market has made us the richest and most powerful country in the world and you can’t do that without nationwide regulation
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@elsecaller_ Really she should increase her 401k contribution each year because the effects of climate change will be felt least by the rich
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1 year
@ladoodles @topdoag @RyanMarino The reason heroine addicts are in tents and alcoholics are not is not about the badness of the drug. It’s a result of the fact that getting caught with one gets you put in prison.
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7 months
This app owes Janet yellen an apology
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5 months
Anyone who views Bay Area politics as “left” hasn’t updated their world view since like the 90s
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I feel like the left has lost the plot in homelessness. People are *not* supposed to be homeless and living on the streets. If there are homeless, that has to be solved! Why isn’t the left solving it?
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@therainonasunn1 @ArmandDoma If it’s a lie, it says a lot about the people spreading the lie that they decided what was happening was not enough—they needed to paint the Palestinians in the most evil possible light they could conceive of.
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1 year
@fruitsofcrime @nytimes Cash is most definitely property but they aren’t coerced into agreeing simply because the government is a big buyer.
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8 months
@0xAlaric My ancestors fought for the wrong side and it is unambiguously good that they got their shit rocked. Well deserved, burn in hell.
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1 year
Pls @BrianKempGA put it downtown atlanta we will take good care of it
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This is a disgrace.
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Westlaw should tell me if I have the right number of parentheses as I’m typing
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8 months
@vix_0ii @nikicaga @ArchysLife Why are you assuming these random 16 year olds you’ve never met are genocidal freaks? They’re just regular dorky high school kids.
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@BoobyJargon @nikicaga What is “this form” of shilling? People aren’t supposed to have opinions that are against their bosses interests? Or they just aren’t allowed to post them? You can just say the kid is annoying as fuck. He is.
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1 year
@ChadNotChud The podcast maintenance phase wouldn’t exist if people could distinguish these two statements
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9 months
@TheRednartso @PhysWiz @emilykmay @amyisquitebusy lol this is the funniest misunderstanding of a very niche issue in federal law I’ve ever seen
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8 months
@rsomething @BirdRespecter If Biden did better he might get more votes
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4 months
@GorillaBullDad @i_zackito Sweetie he was making fun of *you*
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7 months
@DanCherne @YIMBYLAND I live in a much larger apartment building in a neighborhood that’s mostly sfh. To rent the cheapest apartment in my building you need to make ~75k/year. These kinds of places are not being rented by people who qualify for section 8 vouchers.
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@Nonfinality You must’ve listened to a different argument. Katyal took an extreme version of his clients’ position instead of offering the court a narrow way to rule in his favor.
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@CarterAcademyNC @ChrisMurphyCT Lol love when conservatives move to a college town and then complain that there’s a college there
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@LevitskyGregory @BadLegalTakes To reinterpret the 14th amendment to mean that you have to ignore the words the amendment says
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9 months
@Lemommeringue 1. Our food is better? 2. Barren hellscape? The south is lush, green, and incredibly ecologically diverse. And our fertile soil gives us the best produce you can get in this country’s 3. At lest we have cities lol
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5 months
Bill Clinton?? The DOMA guy? The AEDPA guy? The ‘Sister Souljah moment’ guy? The ‘safe, legal, and rare’ guy? The 1994 crime bill guy? The balanced budget guy?
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@whstancil Re-electing Biden would set the left back by 50 years. He’s more conservative than Bill Clinton.
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@jcameb @joshtpm “an obscure provision in the 14th amendment” solves this, and is something a good editor would notice. The 14th amendment is basically as important as the entire body of the original constitution.
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9 months
Citation crime
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11 months
This attitude is why stem majors have toddler-level communication skills
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"take your humanities, anon, it's good for you!"
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@pawgcheekedup @Porter97977215 Except the food pyramid was widely understood to be unscientific at the time, and that’s not true here
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8 months
One thing I love about the app Microsoft Word is that you can never be 100% certain how the copy and paste function is going to work
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6 months
@n_e_rd @dumbmailguy Does every post have to have a *excluding [long list] disclaimer or are you able to use cultural context to understand the point of memes?
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Newsoms concurrence says something that has bothered me since law school: the McDonnell Douglas framework has no basis in Rule 56 or Title VII and is just a way to throw out viable discrimination claims
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1 year
dgaf this movie is excellent and excused from all criticism
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No because why did noone of you bitches tell me this was a pedophile movie when this first released
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@kevmichel96 @Goodtweet_man What she is expressing is that she doesn’t believe the courts decisions are a coherent it faithful interpretation of the constitution…
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5 months
My biggest IQ take is that most people who drop IQ takes are close to 85 than 115 See the replies for proof
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@azforeman @AriCohn @LawyerBuchanan There’s a separate exception for csam
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@MaxMaaxMaaax Oh my good I feel so seen by this tweet.
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@BinkDinkus @thevapent @posting_forever This is not how child pornography is distributed and it would the stupidest imaginable way to do it.
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@GolianFinn @pawgcheekedup @Porter97977215 Are you implying that European governments are immune to lobbying from the agriculture industry?
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10 months
@ComradeQuestio7 @JosephPolitano People love to point out this historical fact but can never make a coherent argument about why it’s a good system. “It was designed that way on purpose” does not mean the design is good/remains good ~250 years later.
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