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@wanyeburkett
wanye
4 months
The girl on the left is like 20x hotter
@dissproportion
Dissproportionately
4 months
Seeing a normal face next to an Instagram face is so jarring.
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wanye
4 months
How long do we have to keep pretending this is cool?
@timecaptales
Time Capsule Tales
4 months
@historyinmemes The NZ Basketball Team does the Haka vs USA
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wanye
24 days
How many WNBA games did you watch last year?
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30 days
Context: it's literally their house
@sairasameerarao
saira rao 🍉
1 month
Catherine Fisk, a professor at Berkeley Law, ASSAULTS a Muslim Hijabi law student, while her husband Erwin Chemerinsky, DEAN of Berkeley Law screams LEAVE OUR HOUSE. In the end, violent white supremacists with fancy degrees. These elite institutions are 🤬 cc: bayareapym
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
10 days
It is one of those things that you have to accept about the world that even the most aggressively stupid people think they’re smarter than you
@PracticalBedlam
Diana
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If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.
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wanye
1 year
Check that inflection point
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@TurboThaad
Turbo
1 year
One of the most astonishing accidental cognition discoveries no one talks about is that around 2010 billions of humans started using smartphones while driving 2k lb shells of metal at 60-80mph and there has been no noticeable increase in car accident fatalities.
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wanye
26 days
As I have said many times, leftism is primarily about resentment at being asked to participate in one’s own survival
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Satan
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wanye
7 months
John Oliver incredulously reporting that there are states where parents can homeschool their kids and they don’t even have to tell the state what they’re doing in their own private homes to an audience nodding and agreeing that it’s crazy that a family could just do whatever they…
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29 days
The most remarkable thing about this video, which really isn’t remarkable at all, is his tone and demeanor as he interacts with the police. I’ve watched a million of these videos and it’s very often like this. It’s a really strange sort of cadence. The suspect will say with his…
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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Media narrative: Reality:
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
4 months
This is maybe my favorite headline of all time. It's the apotheosis of our era. It should be in a museum.
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wanye
4 months
They really do believe, like really, sincerely, that if you think an arrest is unjustified or if you’re mad enough about it, then you should be able to say, “no, actually, I will not be arrested“ and then the cops can’t arrest you
@mynameisjro
Jason Rosenberg
4 months
NYPD kicking off 2024 strong by brutally arresting someone for not paying a $2.90 MTA fare at the 7th Ave. F/G station in Brooklyn.
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
4 months
Imagine one of these bullets kills your wife or your child, your life shattered, irrevocably so, a hole the size of the moon shot directly into your heart, an innocent life snuffed out so unceremoniously. And yet half the country thinks one of our biggest, most challenging, most…
@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈
4 months
Chicago — To celebrate the new year, Cardell Wilson recorded videos of himself and his friends shooting firearms toward homes in the middle of the city. He has an extensive criminal history and his social media shows him displaying gang signs. Many similar acts of reckless…
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wanye
4 months
Maybe the most important thing you learn by attending public school is that we are all at the mercy of the bottom quintile. The rules you follow in life will be based on the behavior of the bottom quintile, the taxes you pay are to support the bottom quintile, the greatest risks…
@eigenrobot
eigenrobot
4 months
i have this theory that 90% of this shit is the result of having to forcibly "educate" a relatively badly socialized bottom quintile who dont want to be there and whose marginal value of school is probably local to zero but hey we gotta goodhart our graduation rates amirite
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My most frustrating Reddit interaction ever went something like this: Them: “Prison obviously cannot reduce crime, because it is only reactive. The crime has already been committed.” Me: “Ah, what you’re missing is that most crime is committed by a small number of repeat…
@shakoistsLog
shako
1 month
I made the mistake of posting on reddit, saying that putting violent criminals in prison reduces crime. Downvoted of course, with a response from someone saying science shows prison actually doesn't prevent crime, with a laundry list of 20 year old shit tier academic papers.
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
5 months
The cope around work-from-home is very funny to me. I'm just going to put my cards on the table: there is a 0% chance that people are "more productive" at home and any data that purports to show it is bullshit.
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wanye
4 months
Just a random thought here, but what if judges cared as much about protecting the rest of us from violent criminals as this one does about exacting revenge?
@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
4 months
he’s actually finished 😭
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
11 months
Fun fact: if you move to a new city, then you are immediately a citizen of that city with exactly the same rights and responsibilities as somebody who has lived there for 1000 years.
@EFVnation
EFV Nation 🌐
11 months
New Orleans is being gentrified & Black Americans aren’t having it 🚫
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wanye
6 months
“Perpetuating stereotypes” is about 400 million times or so less important than access to clean drinking water, so basically who gives a shit?
@YahooNews
Yahoo News
6 months
While American YouTuber MrBeast’s goal was to provide clean drinking water for 500,000 people, activists say his actions shamed the Kenyan government and helped perpetuate the stereotype that Africa is "dependent on handouts."
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wanye
1 year
We should simply drone strike these drivers
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
11 months
I’m smart enough to know that this is mostly just a playful riposte to silly conservative fears about LGBT groups turning their kids gay, but what this crowd does not understand, because they don’t have children themselves, is that people are rarely in a mood to joke about this
@Rifleman4WVU
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NYC Drag Marchers chant “we’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children." They aren't even hiding it anymore.
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
1 month
When communists describe their perfect scenario it still sounds completely ridiculous and awful
@DylanMAllman
Dylan Allman
1 month
Socialist professor explains how to get a PS5 under socialism. Yeah, no thanks.
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
8 days
It must be just absolutely wild not knowing how anything works
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
5 months
Today is December 7th and nobody cares. Someday, within your grandchildren's lifetimes, 9/11 will come and go each year without mention.
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
9 months
Something I can’t prove that I know with total certainty is that if you stocked one island with the kind of people who stop shoplifters and another island with people who think like this and came back in 100 years the first island would have 100 times the GDP and half the crime
@fuckyouiquit
Fuck You I Quit
9 months
If you see someone stealing food from your billion dollar employer, you didn’t see shit. You sure as shit shouldn’t be tackling them. You’re doing too much.
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wanye
9 months
IQ tests don't test intelligence, they just measure the ability to take IQ tests. (Everybody knows that.) But the really weird thing is that the ability to take IQ tests predicts longevity, income, criminality, education, and health.
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
4 months
Long commutes, suburban isolation, expensive real estate: people will endure a lot to avoid even a small chance of this happening
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
9 days
You don’t have to, like, derive from first principles how these people would act if they ever got power.
@SiaKordestani
Sia Kordestani
10 days
🚨 Happening NOW at @UCLA – politically uninvolved students are blocked from going to class by masked anti-Israel individuals. @UCLAchancellor
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
8 months
If these are just objectively the most comfortable option and it has absolutely nothing to do with fashion, then why isn’t there a single man on the planet who wears tight shorts that ride up the crack of his ass at the gym?
@schizarella
misha꙳
8 months
ask your man if he's okay with you dressing in a comfortable way at the gym, whatever it may be. if he says "no" then he will be extremely controlling and restrictive. just a tip.
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4 months
Reasons young men rob, ranked: 1. It's fun 2. It makes them feel powerful 3. It's an easy way to get something for nothing 4. Working a real job sucks, bro 5. They aren't very smart 6. They're drunk or high ... ... 999. They need to do it because there are no other opportunities
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wanye
5 months
It is just a matter of simple fact that if somebody set up a tent in front of my house I would approach them directly and tell them that this isn’t going to work and they’re going to need to move on or that this will escalate. If they did not move on, then I would absolutely…
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wanye
1 month
This is what I am talking about. People will be like, “we don’t share our finances, I didn’t take his last name, we’re not planning to have any children” and then start asking about alternatives to monogamy and it’s just like, dude, who cares? You don’t want a marriage. You want…
@KILLTOPARTY
“Bad” Billy Pratt
1 month
Why even bother getting married?
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wanye
6 months
It sometimes feels like progressives are entirely perplexed by the concept of a principle
@KrystalWolfyAlt
Queen Liza
6 months
they have a taste for boot
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wanye
7 months
I have known a lot of heavy drinkers in my life and now that I'm in my 40s they're starting to die. The Facebook memorial picture is always one of them on a barstool, drink in hand. It's never referenced. The illness is always presumed to be unrelated. It makes me sad.
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wanye
7 months
The connection between Brian Dowling and Jordan Neely should be obvious to everybody. Both screamed threatening statements at strangers unprovoked. In one case, the assailant was pulled to the floor and kept from hurting anyone. In the other case within seconds a victim was dead.…
@nypmetro
New York Post Metro
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Prosecutors lay out evidence against teen suspect charged with killing beloved NYC activist
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4 years
A suburb is like if I defined my "apartment limits" to be everything but the kitchen and when my gf asked me to cook or buy groceries I'd say, "that's a kitchen problem! kitchen's always asking for handouts!" and then when I got hungry I'd go to the kitchen and eat what I want.
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@wanyeburkett
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2 years
This from Yglesias is just so fucking spot on 🔥
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wanye
6 months
Christianity = dad Islam = exotic foreigner
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wanye
6 months
If you take the “IQ isn’t real and standardized tests only measure wealth” maximalists seriously they are telling you they believe there’s no way to tell who is smart and who isn’t. Really consider what they’re saying. They’re telling you that they go through life totally and…
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
10 months
If you want to understand why urban spaces in Japan are nice and urban spaces in the United States are not, then meditate on why this works in Japan, but wouldn't here
@computerThot
ct_🌸 𐑕𐑰𐑑𐑰
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i would do anything to have this job
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@wanyeburkett
wanye
3 months
Again, Will is not equipped for this debate. He keeps walking into silly traps.
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@whstancil
Will Stancil
3 months
Next up you’ll “notice” that ladies be shoppin or the Irish are no-good drunks. Heroic powers of insight here
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There's a reason suburbs are located directly adjacent to density and not islands of development in the middle of nowhere. Suburbs survive by proximity to density and, in most cases, pay little or no taxes to support that density.
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wanye
5 months
It’s very important in cases like this to say things plainly and avoid equivocation: this is entirely irrelevant. You don’t get to smash a woman’s head in, even if she’s mean to you, even if she provokes you, even if you’re autistic, even if you have an IEP. And you should be…
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wanye
11 months
The “it was only $9” portion of this annoys me as much as anything. What happened is he strong arm robbed someone who happened to be carrying $9. He would’ve taken whatever he had. The fact that he only came away with nine bucks is not in his favor.
@bshelburne
Beth Shelburne
4 years
THREAD: Today I talked to Willie Simmons, who has spent the last 38 years in prison for stealing $9. He was convicted of 1st degree robbery & sentenced to life without parole in 1982, prosecuted under Alabama's habitual offender law because he had 3 prior convictions. 1/12
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What you see in quite a lot of progressive politics is revulsion at the idea that anything related to human beings can be measured. Like, do individual human beings differ in intelligence? Aggression? Friendliness? OK, and if you measured those differences would you be able to…
@ding3rs
Dingers
1 month
@souljagoytellem “bottom quintile”
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wanye
10 months
It never stops being funny that in the last panel they removed a literal fence that they didn't understand and it completely ruined the thing they were trying to fix, because now there's no outfield fence to define the playing field. It's like a *literal* Chesterton's Fence.
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wanye
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People are really weird about walking. Human beings can walk a few miles. It's a totally normal thing to do. I dropped my car off to be serviced this morning and walked the 5 miles back. When you tell people, "I'll just walk back," they look at you like you're an idiot.
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wanye
5 months
@myyperssona Nobody gives a fuck what you’re sick of
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wanye
5 months
It’s actually good to pay your debts. A debt isn’t a punishment or a random cosmically-generated affliction. It’s not an accident of your biology. It doesn’t kill you. You borrowed the money voluntarily, benefited from its deployment, and gave your word you’d to pay it back. And…
@Pinko69420
Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿
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wanye
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The idea that boys are socialized to be more aggressive is really one of the funniest blank-slate beliefs, because every parent of boys knows that you spend like 80% of your time socializing them out of aggression
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wanye
6 months
Yes, the mistake here is in thinking that once people become accustomed to lying, cheating, and stealing it will remain forever constrained to the local CVS. This whole project of civilization is far more fragile than people understand it to be.
@memeticsisyphus
memetic_sisyphus
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You’re not standing up for corporations, your standing up for a rules based society.
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5 months
Conservatism is the ideology of your stupid fat uncle, but also the best engineer at your company who never talks about it but has a 150 IQ and a folder full of the most reactionary memes ever created that he tweets under a pseudonym
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wanye
5 months
Progressives live a weird dichotomous existence in which they simultaneously assert that intelligence can’t be measured and IQ isn’t real while also believing that every ordinary nonacademic white person is a complete moron
@timjacobwise
Tim Wise
5 months
Yes, Joe Rogan is stupid. Like, empirically stupid, uneducated, brain full of nonsense. Beyond martial arts and maybe creatine he is an expert on nothing. In a country of people who took ideas seriously, he would be ignored. Sadly, dudes aren't looking for that, so...
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The TV series The Wire opens at the scene of the murder of a dice cheat. A detective asks a friend of the deceased, “if he always cheated, why did you let him play?” to which the response is, “This is America, man. Got to.” Progressives love to say that “freedom of speech isn’t…
@shlevy
Shea Levy
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This remains a better understanding of the actual meaning of free speech than basically any of the dominant positions today and all of the "thick free speech" vs "thin free speech"/"free speech culture" vs "cancel culture" muddiness has confused your thinking.
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wanye
9 months
That's cool, but to achieve this you're going to need to boot every single homeless person and fare jumper from the platforms and arrest and severely punish anybody who causes trouble.
@H_H_Gray
Harry Gray
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A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It's where the rich use public transportation
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My hot take is that if you’re so depressed that you can’t get dressed properly for work, then it’s probably perfectly fine that you don’t get to be one of the 50 most powerful people in the world
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wanye
4 months
It is absolutely wild that we just decided that if somebody squats on property you own it should be really hard to remove them. There wasn’t like a squatter uprising or anything. We just did that against basically all commonsense.
@TylerAlterman
Tyler Alterman
4 months
Puzzle: in negotiation over this gorgeous group house. Owner worries that renting it to 7-9 ppl increases the risk of some1 squatting after lease ends (Hard to kick a squatter out in NYC) Besides offering $ in such a scenario, what assurances can we give him?
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wanye
5 months
However stupid you think Ibram Kendi is, he’s stupider than that
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wanye
6 months
You know what’s sad? There are young men growing up today who will never have known what it’s like to hang around other guys with whom you know you can say literally anything and it won’t be met with outrage or indignation. That’s a level of comfort and trust that they just…
@wanyeburkett
wanye
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My core group of friends when I was younger was composed of mostly smart, but crass, even kind of mean fellas. Mispronounce a word around these guys and you’d hear about it. Try showing up in cowboy boots (or some other random fashion choice) for no reason one day and you’d…
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This meme is really the spiritual essence of the millennial, who, despite living through relatively ordinary times, takes it as a core principle that they have had it particularly bad
@insultsrare
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wanye
11 months
Nobody starves in America. Progressives literally had to invent a new term -- food insecurity (which means basically, "not starving" -- so they could keep talking about the problem long after it was solved.
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Let This Radicalize You
11 months
Been thinking about this again the last 24 hours
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wanye
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The reason "experts" in softer fields love this analogy is that what they do is actually nothing at all like flying a plane, so their image is improved by the association with something concrete and measurable
@prchovanec
Patrick Chovanec
11 months
We’re rapidly approach the Singularity:
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wanye
7 months
Now he’s spending a bunch of time on some Nazi homeschooling program somebody on his staff dug up that I’m sure like six people in Montana have ever heard of
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He is now expressing astonishment that parents are allowed to raise their kids however they want without a background check
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wanye
10 months
Race is a social construct, but if you spit in a cup a geneticist can tell you with high accuracy where your ancestors were from for thousands of years
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There is a particular psychology to living in a place like St. Louis or Detroit. Basically what it comes down to is that there are entire sections of the city, very large sections, that you never go to for any reason and completely write off in your mind when thinking about, say,…
@SwannMarcus89
Swann Marcus
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People will really just log on and post anything
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wanye
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Reminder: activists claimed that body cameras would show us just how awful police are, but what actually happened is that body cameras exonerated the police in the overwhelming majority of cases
@rdunsheath
Rich Dunsheath
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@wanyeburkett Body cameras and cell phone cameras have revealed the absurdity of the media narrative about these encounters.
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This is pretty simple: it's disorder. The stuff gets spread out everywhere, it blocks the sidewalk, they're often not permitted, nor do they pay the taxes imposed on established businesses; they don't follow the same rules and regulation, often the products are stolen or of…
@zapatas_mom
Katrina 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 🇨🇳
1 month
I’m not trolling or trying to be funny. Can a white western person explain to me why they hate open air markets/ food stalls? I’ve been to like 20 countries and this is normal even in places like Seoul and Shanghai, you will find people selling fruit on the street.
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wanye
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Was the Onion ever good or was I just young?
@TheOnion
The Onion
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‘These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,’ Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point
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wanye
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My most elitist position is that there are a lot of things like this where basically the general public is actually just incapable of understanding pretty obvious findings in economics and they should not be consulted
@dirtyshallot
Amanda Laugherty
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Why do so many planners think housing affordability will be solved by building more unaffordable units lol
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wanye
5 months
The defining feature of a cult is that it tries to separate you from your family
@bigsnugga
lil h
5 months
i feel like every white person with a soul hits this point where they realize in order to be a good person they’re gonna have to ostracize themselves from the community that raised them. saw this a lot in 2016 too
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3 months
You can explain quite a lot just by noticing that progressives think wealth is the default and poverty is caused by abuse, when obviously poverty is the default and wealth anywhere is a miracle
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wanye
4 months
Leftists genuinely believe that you can’t tell how serious an armed robbery is until the exact moment that the assailant opens the wallet at home and discovers how much money is in it. That’s what they really believe. You do not have to take these people seriously.
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wanye
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Regular progressives never understood evolution. They liked it because they thought the fact that we "came from monkeys" knocked humans down a peg, which they're always game for, and because it annoyed conservatives, but in practice they reject everything they learn about it.
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wanye
6 months
Something I absolutely love about every Chinese coworker I’ve ever had is that they just pick an American name and never ever make a big deal about it. Even if you offer to use their actual name, they’ll change the subject. *That* shows confidence and betrays a strong identity.
@SecCardona
Secretary Miguel Cardona
6 months
My name is Miguel, but a lot of my teachers called me Michael. In 7th grade I finally had the courage to tell my principal that I’d like to be called by the name that my Latino parents gave me -- Miguel, not Michael. To any student that is reading this, your identity matters.
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I know a few dudes who moved into some of the worst parts of St. Louis and what you have to understand is they’re operating on just a totally different set of assumptions than most people are. If you ask them about it, they’ll say something like, “oh, it’s totally fine. The risks…
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wanye
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There is a particular psychology to living in a place like St. Louis or Detroit. Basically what it comes down to is that there are entire sections of the city, very large sections, that you never go to for any reason and completely write off in your mind when thinking about, say,…
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There is a strange, macabre irony in the fact that the only time a leftist believes in the validity of IQ is when it is used take the death penalty off the table for the most violent criminals
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They then moved to have his death sentence off the table because he’s too low IQ to kill. Believe it or not this worked…
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It’s wild how many videos I’ve seen that have this exact same structure and flow. The suspect is saying, “I will, it’s OK, it’s OK, I’m doing it, I’m doing it, I’m doing what you say” while ignoring every single command and doing exactly the opposite of what they’re told to do.…
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There are few things in this world more obvious to me than that this trial should proceed with haste and these two men should be executed immediately after. They neither deserve nor should this require decades of appeals. We know they did it, we know what kind of people they are,…
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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The 2 teens who murdered retired police officer Andreas Probst (while they live-streamed it) were in court today They were laughing, joking around, and flipped off the officer’s family
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It wouldn’t. It helps *everybody else*.
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Literally like 5% of the students at my local public high school are proficient in math. The stupidest thing about the anti-homeschooling movement is that it’s almost impossible to do worse than the public schools.
@CarissasNewLife
Carissa
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Mommy vloggers are obsessed with idealizing educational neglect 🫠
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“He only stole $9” is equivalent to “the Houthi pirates didn’t even kill anyone” or “most of Hamas’ rockets are intercepted.” Leftists really think of being incompetent and ineffectual as a mitigating factor.
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memetic_sisyphus
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This comes from an actual case where a habitual felon violently assaulted a man for his wallet. This robbery got him life in jail for being a habitual criminal, and showing escalation from non-violent to violent crimes. The left sold it as “he only stole $9 😢”
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This is what’s so funny about this. They sell it as Harvard, but you’re not supposed to take seriously that it’s Harvard. Only a rube from the lower classes would think that. So now all these lefty academics have to sneer at their own students. It’s hilarious.
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Housing is expensive in the United States on purpose, so that Americans can economically segregate themselves from disorder. This country is absolutely full of cheap housing. You’re just scared to live in it.
@Whiskeypunk1
Whiskeypunk🧭
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“I wish housing was cheaper” no actually you don’t you wish cheap housing wasn’t rife with crime and disorder
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When I was drinking heavily in my early 30s I always had in the back of my head that there’d come a time when I’d quit, that I’d be able to take it right up to the line and then cheat death by quitting at exactly the moment it was no longer a servant, but had become my master.…
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French OG
6 months
When you think age, you may think body count or she is not as “fresh looking”, but actually that is not the worst part:
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4 months
This is from 2016 but it's new to me and holy shit
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wanye
6 months
We trick-or-treated in my mother in law’s upscale suburb last night. Bowl after bowl left out with a sign saying, “we’re out trick or treating please just take one!” In the U.S. you can buy your way into a parallel high-trust society.
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Spitfire
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Great parenting
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After priming you with a long segment about a Nazi homeschooling program no homeschooler has ever heard of he pivots to the position that the real problem with homeschooling is that many of the programs are created by conservative evangelicals
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There’s a whole genre of hipster commentary that can be summarized as, “I went to a bad neighborhood and wasn’t immediately executed, so the concerns have clearly been overblown”
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wanye
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“Oh no! The schools aren’t that good!” … “Oh.”
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wanye
6 months
I've been saying it forever: they're upset that they've been asked to participate in their own survival. No clearer distillation of the worldview than here.
@JebraFaushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay
6 months
The circle of life can be summed up like this: you’re born, you work, pay taxes and then die. Following generations repeat the process. This girl gets it.
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For years YIMBYs used a "used car" analogy to explain why allowing more housing lowers the price of older houses. Imagine, we'd say, what would happen to the price of used cars if the supply of new cars were constrained. And then in 2020 it literally happened exactly like that.
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This school district spends about half as much per student as Baltimore city schools
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@barstoolindy
Barstool Indy
1 year
This tour of Carmel High School is going viral on Tik Tok. America cannot believe how big it is 💀
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2 years
New houses are built by evil developers, whereas the house I happen to live in was breathed into existence by God himself on the 8th day
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I don’t think people fully understand that the baby boom was a blip in the midst of a trend that can now be measured in centuries. Birth rates did not start declining in 1992. They’ve been declining since James Monroe was president.
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As I’ve said a million times, the average smart person thinks intelligence means, more or less, that you believe the right things. If you believe the right things, then you are intelligent and if you don’t then you aren’t. Most educated people — people, say, 80th percentile for…
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wanye
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Progressives live a weird dichotomous existence in which they simultaneously assert that intelligence can’t be measured and IQ isn’t real while also believing that every ordinary nonacademic white person is a complete moron
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@mbacarella
Michael Bacarella
3 months
@RichardHanania This book is brutal
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“No one knows what to do about the lone individual terrorizing the neighborhood” is maybe the perfect summary of progressivism. Thesis: if your philosophy cannot tackle problems this small and obvious, then it’s bullshit.
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wanye
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“Ireland is based on immigration.” Just more proof of American cultural hegemony. Even our political aphorisms get exported to and mindlessly repeated in places where they make zero sense
@AbdullaAlJumali
Abdullah Al Jumaili
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What happened in Dublin City yesterday is absolutely sickening & must be strongly condemned by all respected Irish men & women Ireland is based on immigration. And every immigrant is welcome 🇮🇪 Yet again yesterday was another proof that the extreme far rights have 0 brain cells
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I really can't tell you how much contempt I have for this stupid, lazy argument that everything around you, including your own preferences, is the result of *systems* you don't understand -- that you're being tricked! Yes, even your preferences are mistaken! It's true! But…
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