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investigative journalist; former @WSJ @nytimes ; bylines in @forbes @dexerto ;

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misha꙳
7 months
this is such an unserious country 😭
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7 months
we're supposed to believe one of these things blew up an entire hospital??
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no it's not.
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misha꙳
5 months
@Dococtomocto no it's not.
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remember when Elon posted a screenshot and accidentally revealed his alt where he acts like a little kid??? 😐
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7 months
we're supposed to believe one of these things blew up an entire hospital??
@OSINTNic
OSINTNic
7 months
A photograph showing the damage from a Hamas rocket that hit residential apartment building in Sderot, Israel
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misha꙳
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Can we talk about the problematic mental age gap between these two and how Taylor might actually be grooming Travis? Travis has multiple head injuries and suffers from CTE leading to the huge mental age gap which make him vulnerable.
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misha꙳
5 months
Matt Rife's girlfriend removing every single picture with him and posting this on her story is so funny
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misha꙳
2 months
that's crazy. anyway can you explain why your black son is missing from all your recent pictures?
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@SpeakerJohnson
Speaker Mike Johnson
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The state of our union under President Biden: three years of decline.
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misha꙳
4 months
Great question Kevin! Anyway does your wife know about this!??
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@ksorbs
Kevin Sorbo
4 months
Why do atheists buy Christmas trees and gifts for their children?
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misha꙳
2 months
this video is so hilariously racist.. the "weird city" is literally just a normal palestinian town and the video starts with Ethan and Hila getting visibly uneasy hearing a Muslim call to prayer... 😐
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misha꙳
6 months
finding out George Santos has a cunty criminal twin sister is the kind of plot twist that would be called unrealistic in a movie
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3 months
🚨 BREAKING: Taylor Swift's aircraft has mysteriously changed direction and is now heading towards the US Naval Base on Pearl Harbor. According to experts this is eerily similar to a previous tragedy which also took place early on a Sunday morning..
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Hi @FBI can you please look into this individual who participated in the insurrection?! Thanks!!
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@ChayaRaichik10
Chaya Raichik
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This X user makes a threatening statement saying "someone should do something" about me. He's reportedly from Atlanta and can be seen wearing "anti fascist social club" sweatshirt. @FBI
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🚨 BREAKING: Shocking pictures of the man known as Chaya Raichik also known as @libsoftiktok have appeared online. According to gender experts, Chaya Raichik has never proven that she is actually a woman..
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misha꙳
2 months
WOKENHEIMER AFTER DROPPING THE GENDER BOMB
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Winning an Oscar now just means you won the woke contest
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🚨 BREAKING: French-Canadian streamer XQC brought his sister on stream and ended up kissing her passionately (eyes closed). Why isn't @Twitch banning him for this behavior?
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2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Leaked transcripts from Ghislaine Maxwell's deposition reveal Chaya Raichik may have been in contact with Jeffrey Epstein. According to transcripts, the accused may have visited his island as well.
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2 months
This person is deeply unwell..
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misha꙳
2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Shocking pictures of the man known as Chaya Raichik also known as @libsoftiktok have appeared online. According to gender experts, Chaya Raichik has never proven that she is actually a woman..
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🚨 BREAKING: Destiny opens up on origin of his anti-Arab sentiment, after revealing Arab streamer Nymnn slept with wife Melina for four nights straight while he was forced to watch. Destiny has previously attempted to prevent Melina from kissing Nymnn in public.
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misha꙳
1 month
that's crazy. anyway here's a clip of your wife kissing another man in front of you!!
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misha꙳
2 months
Hi Ethan, Misha here. I know you can read this because you keep replying to me on your Instagram. Anyway can you please explain what you meant by "terrorist city" and why your wife volunteered to perform night raids on civilians?
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misha꙳
2 months
this video is so hilariously racist.. the "weird city" is literally just a normal palestinian town and the video starts with Ethan and Hila getting visibly uneasy hearing a Muslim call to prayer... 😐
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🚨 BREAKING: Destiny is reportedly attempting to escape to Israel after leaked DMs reveal explicit messages with a young girl. "mmm if you can, gimme a discreet vid of your lil' feets (: "
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misha꙳
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that's crazy. anyway here's a clip of your wife kissing another man in front of you!!
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@TheOmniLiberal
Destiny
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??? lmao there's literally nothing wrong with this, brothers and sisters kiss like this all the time, don't make it weird
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2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Shocking new footage of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene performing a raunchy act under a pseudonym has emerged online.
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misha꙳
4 months
NO IT'S NOT!!!!!! 😡
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misha꙳
4 months
no it's NOT!
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misha꙳
6 months
when men say they like art they mean these four paintings.
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misha꙳
4 months
Hey @KevinSorbo if your wife is so great, why are you telling me how you'd make my legs shake at 3am?
@ksorbs
Kevin Sorbo
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Hey @GavinNewsom if California is so great, why are your in-laws donating to DeSantis while living in Florida?
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4 months
it's crazy how this isn't considered child abuse..
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misha꙳
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🚨 BREAKING: President Biden has reportedly called a man "f*gg*t" after he randomly began singing a Lana Del Rey song in front of him.
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misha꙳
3 months
it's crazy how this isn't considered domestic abuse...
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misha꙳
4 months
@soxaddict34 no it's not.
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misha꙳
8 months
millennials are not handling the 9/11 jokes well
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misha꙳
4 months
a heavily funded socially engineered psyop vs a random kid on a boat
@conro
Ben Shapiro's Biceps 💪🍋🔆
4 months
These are the same thing and it's incredibly telling that leftists supporting the Houthis refuse to acknowledge it.
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misha꙳
4 months
that's cool! btw your dad said he wanted to be in my throat at 3am!! 😬
@BraedenSorbo
Braeden Sorbo
4 months
I wish gentleman’s clubs were places for cool guys to hang out and play pool not strip clubs for degeneracy.
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misha꙳
4 months
no it's NOT!
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4 months
no it's not.
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5 months
Matt Rife tried hitting up his ex Brooke Schofield and it didn't go well for him..
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2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Ethan Klein is now actively removing posts mentioning Ramadan from his subreddit. A post with well wishes for Ethan's employee Abdullah (AB) was removed immediately.
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misha꙳
2 months
Here's Ethan and Hila rolling their eyes after receiving slight pushback from their only muslim employee. Ethan may be bullying his employees, as Abdullah bravely defends Aaron while appearing visibly terrified.
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misha꙳
6 months
My team has recovered leaked tweets which show the severity of his mental degradation. After consulting a special educator we have determined Travis Kelces mental age to be 17 years. This is plain and clear GROONING.
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
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I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
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misha꙳
7 months
the chinese have perfected comedy. down to earth proletarian humor that everyone understands will always defeat the meta ironic memery that terminally online americans indulge in.
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misha꙳
2 months
🚨 BREAKING: According to whistleblowers the individual known as "Chaya Raichik" may have snitched on fellow insurrectionists to avoid jail time. This explains why she has not been charged yet. Will this betrayal be forgiven?
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misha꙳
2 months
Hi @TheJusticeDept , Misha here. This individual stormed the Capitol and has not faced any charges yet. Can you please look into this!? 😬
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7 months
what is this genre of man called?
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🚨 BREAKING: Shocking footage of Destiny unable to locate Gaza on a map has emerged online. "Southern Gaza isn't even getting bombed guys!"
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🚨 BREAKING: Shocking pictures of Destiny and his new Israeli boyfriend have been uncovered by anonymous insiders. Insiders suggest this is the true reason for his sudden anti-Palestinian activism.
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misha꙳
2 months
My team has already been blocked simply for asking for proof she is a woman.. Why is the man known as Chaya Raichik so afraid of this question?
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2 months
Hi @TheJusticeDept , Misha here. This individual stormed the Capitol and has not faced any charges yet. Can you please look into this!? 😬
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@ChayaRaichik10
Chaya Raichik
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I have the best friends 😂
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4 months
did I just start a conservative civil war?? 😭
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misha꙳
6 months
I have an extremely simple and unproblematic solution to the Israel issue:
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misha꙳
4 months
@sillyisabella they wanted a fight and they're getting it
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misha꙳
6 months
Taylor is such an unserious person 😭 #FreeTravis
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misha꙳
6 months
Can we talk about the problematic mental age gap between these two and how Taylor might actually be grooming Travis? Travis has multiple head injuries and suffers from CTE leading to the huge mental age gap which make him vulnerable.
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misha꙳
5 months
can I say something about Bobbi Althoff?
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2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Shocking footage of ETHAN KLEIN openly mocking the martyrdom of Aaron Bushnell has emerged online. "He's really good at burning alive.."
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misha꙳
4 months
Wow that's just like calling your dad an "actor" 😳
@BraedenSorbo
Braeden Sorbo
8 months
Calling prostitutes “sex workers” is like calling drug dealers “street pharmacists.”
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2 months
Here's Ethan and Hila rolling their eyes after receiving slight pushback from their only muslim employee. Ethan may be bullying his employees, as Abdullah bravely defends Aaron while appearing visibly terrified.
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misha꙳
2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Shocking footage of ETHAN KLEIN openly mocking the martyrdom of Aaron Bushnell has emerged online. "He's really good at burning alive.."
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misha꙳
4 months
NO IT'S NOT! NO IT'S NOT!! NO IT'S NOT!!! 😡
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misha꙳
4 months
NO IT'S NOT!!!!!! 😡
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4 months
I'm gonna cry because what is this?? 😭
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misha꙳
4 months
that's cool Sam! your husband said he wanted me to squeeze his head between my legs btw!!
@thesamsorbo
SamSorbo
5 months
The same people that say they don’t want to pervert your children are having gay sex on the senate floor.
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2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Joe Biden's dog "COMMANDER" heroically runs into burning building to bite trapped Secret Service agents.
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🚨 BREAKING: Senator John Fetterman's wife Gisele deletes all pictures with him on social media. According to reports she is currently single.
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@strallweat only if it's a restraining order
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misha꙳
4 months
Is it crazy to ask why our leftist leaders are not volunteering to do something on the ground about the worst crisis in our lives? Lenin went to Russia. Castro went to Cuba. What is Hasan waiting for??
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misha꙳
5 months
Taylor Swift is so deeply unserious 😭
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misha꙳
5 months
Taylor Swift is to white women what MILK was for black people. How Taylor Swift is restoring the reputation and civil rights of white women everywhere, a thread 1/18🧵:
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2 months
Saying "you should probably lighten up" to victims of apartheid is so insane..
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misha꙳
4 months
you've been married to your wife for longer than I've been alive, also what are you as a Christian man doing awake at 3am???
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the way this is child abuse is so insane there's no way baby gronk doesn't turn into a serial killer..
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misha꙳
7 months
just finding out every man has that one videogame that reminds them of their childhood and thinking too much about it would make them cry.
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misha꙳
8 months
when you see someone recording just walk behind the camera or wait literally ten seconds, if you can't do this then you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society
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5 months
@Dococtomocto no it's not.
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misha꙳
2 months
Shane Gillis getting visibly uncomfortable and pushing back against these weirdos for making Down Syndrome jokes is so satisfying
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3 months
@conseo3 it just got swept under the rug, feels really weird considering his order connections..
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🚨 BREAKING: Ethan Klein THREATENS Misha with legal action if she does not retract her reporting immediately. Here's how Ethan's response is weak and how he fails to acknowledge any criticism of him, a thread 🧵:
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misha꙳
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🚨 BREAKING: Ethan Klein is now actively removing posts mentioning Ramadan from his subreddit. A post with well wishes for Ethan's employee Abdullah (AB) was removed immediately.
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I wonder why Chaya Raichik supports genital tests for children but not himself?
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misha꙳
7 months
@inslumberr how do you know the destination of the rocket?
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4 months
Just received a message from a man claiming to be the big brother. I think we need to involve Child Protection Services at this point @PCAAmerica
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2 months
this is what you should do everytime a Tesla owner tells you it's "bulletproof"
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misha꙳
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🚨 BREAKING: Leftist Leader Hasan Piker has reportedly been arrested for threatening to assassinate Senator Tom Cotton. Hasan owns multiple military grade firearms and is said to have ties with insurgency groups.
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misha꙳
9 months
what is this looney tunes headline 😭
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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TikToker Caleb Coffee hospitalized after falling 80 feet onto scorching hot lava rocks
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@weedbonger69 @libsoftiktok it's real until he can prove she's a woman. until then he should be stopped from entering a bathroom.
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2 months
UPDATE: Her brain is breaking down in realtime.
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2 months
This person is deeply unwell..
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8 months
millennial are now attempting to gatekeep 9/11 jokes
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4 months
Just made this video btw. Let me know what you think!
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2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Taylor Swift is reportedly in talks with Lockheed Martin to purchase a fleet of stealth aircraft. This follows a recent letter threatening people for tracking her private jet.
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@EF_escape hmmm maybe the @FBI should look into this..
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misha꙳
3 months
just found out she WAS in fact getting abused by her husband and is now living with her new hot boyfriend until her husband splits the estate and finalizes the divorce I guess there are happy endings sometimes..
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misha꙳
3 months
it's crazy how this isn't considered domestic abuse...
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misha꙳
5 months
the way ugly men hate pretty girls really needs to be investigated..
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7 months
do men even realize they're on multiple lists like this??
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misha꙳
3 months
🚨 BREAKING: Former Republican Governor Sarah Palin was arrested late last night for charges related to the January 6th insurrection.
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Travis needs our help and support to prevail against this manipulation and break free from his groomer. I would also like to thank the Bay Area Child Development Center for assisting my team on this story. Let's get #BackToSchoolKelce trending!
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🚨 BREAKING: The individual known as "Chaya Raichik" claims my reporting is "defaming" her in an explosive interview released today. According to emotion experts, the individual appears visibly angered with rapid blinking and clenched jaw.
@schizarella
misha꙳
2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Shocking pictures of the man known as Chaya Raichik also known as @libsoftiktok have appeared online. According to gender experts, Chaya Raichik has never proven that she is actually a woman..
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2 months
@veganmacnchees wow I'm sure his views are racially different now!
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misha꙳
4 months
there's almost half a century age gap between me and your husband btw 💀 @thesamsorbo
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🚨 BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been arrested AGAIN after Adin Ross inadvertently leaked Tate's escape plans on his stream. Tate told Ross he would leave Romania "soon" leading to the arrest.
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misha꙳
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the fact that Chaya got so mad at me she made Elon change the rules is so funny 😭😭
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misha꙳
2 months
🚨 BREAKING: Shocking pictures of the man known as Chaya Raichik also known as @libsoftiktok have appeared online. According to gender experts, Chaya Raichik has never proven that she is actually a woman..
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misha꙳
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🚨 BREAKING: Ethan Klein announces an indefinite break after facing criticism for insensitive statements. Ethan's wife Hila is missing from the live announcement
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misha꙳
2 months
Hi Ethan, Misha here. I know you can read this because you keep replying to me on your Instagram. Anyway can you please explain what you meant by "terrorist city" and why your wife volunteered to perform night raids on civilians?
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misha꙳
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exposing someone's fiancé for having harmless fun at a bachelorette party is insane behavior. let girls have fun on the last free day of their lives.
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misha꙳
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you literally look like you were built to hunt hobbits maybe sit this one out!! 😭😭
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@pearlythingz
H. Pearl Davis
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I hate to say this but trans but more effort into their appearance than most American women Men do everything better I swear 🤣🤣😭😭😭
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misha꙳
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Elon Musk liking tweets glazing himself on Valentines Day was so funny 😭
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@schizarella
misha꙳
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According to reports, Crowder has now entered brain surgery to fix his abnormally low brain activity. The doctors were reportedly stunned by Steven's ability to function normally despite no signs of brain activity.
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@schizarella
misha꙳
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@Barf_o this was what he looked like for four days straight
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