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CornPop was a bad dude and he ran with a bunch of bad boys

Joined November 2021

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@SwannMarcus89

Swann Marcus

11 days

I absolutely believe women were sending Joe Biden salacious pictures of themselves in the 1970s. He was a handsome motherfucker who was one of the youngest senators in US history, his wife had recently died tragically, and everyone was horny and on cocaine

@RNCResearch

RNC Research

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Biden claims "women would send very salacious pictures" to him when he was a senator in the 1970s: "I'd just give them to the Secret Service." (Senators do not have Secret Service protection)

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@SwannMarcus89

Swann Marcus

9 months

LMAO she got deported from Japan for this! 😆😆😆

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"Rural tradwife who raises five scientists who also happen to all be extremely religious" is a person who has never existed outside of fetishistic right-wing fantasies

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Creating an Amber Alert specifically for black kids and calling it an "Ebony Alert" was an incredible choice by the State of California

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If you seriously believe that any country in the world has an average IQ of 45, then you're the one with a sub-50 IQ

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9mmSMG

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A thread on IQ distribution by country.

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Swann Marcus

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*buys a $78,000 truck on a plan that results in $1,600 per month in car payments* Logs onto twitter: "Despite earning a household income well over six figures, my family is still living paycheck to paycheck. This is Biden's America!"

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What is wrong with people. $3,000 a month in car payments. These people pay a mortgage for 2 cars. I just don’t understand.

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A neckbeard with a katana got shot by the cops and this has to be the single funniest police shooting of all time

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Question: "How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning" Answer: "I'd feel the way I do right now because I didn't eat breakfast this morning" That's a completely normal answer to a bizarre hypothetical question someone asked her out of the blue

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Intelligence test: can they ENGAGE with a hypothetical?

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This literally is a consequence of being too online. She sees people spew insanely violent rhetoric on the internet and nobody takes it seriously and she just transferred the kind of shit people post on twitter to a city council meeting without understanding it is not the same

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John Aziz

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Riddhi Patel crying in court after being charged with 16 felony counts over threatening to murder city councillors in Bakersfield unless they voted to endorse a ceasefire in Gaza. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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nat 📕🏳️‍⚧️

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@anderscool2 It does not matter whether they were married or not - a drunk person cannot consent

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I will never understand these criticisms of suburbs because, like, you don't look down on the suburb from hundreds of feet in the air in real life Playing with your dog in the backyard of a suburban home is not actually corrosive to the human spirit

@StatisticUrban

Hunter!📈🌈

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This is infinitely more corrosive to the human spirit than NYC lol

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There are a lot of Muslims on twitter whose sole complaint about imperialism is that they are no longer powerful enough to do the imperializing

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You can tell Larry David wasn't the brains of the operation at Seinfeld by how David did Curb Your Enthusiasm shortly after Seinfeld ended and it's run for 118 episodes on HBO, whereas Jerry has done literally nothing important since 1998

@bad_takes

Brendan Karet

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Charlie Kirk: "I never liked Larry David. He is not the brains of the operation of Seinfeld ... he's your typical kind of New York Woody Allen-type that is constantly complaining"

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@Almutawakkil560

محمد عبدالملك - Mohamed

@Almutawakkil560

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I advise Americans and British people to familiarize themselves with some points about the Yemeni fighters ( Houthis) before rushing into anything. - They don't follow your movies and TV shows at all. - They are not bothered by your media or social media distractions. -…

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I love the phrase "military aged man" because it implies something nefarious even though you're basically talking about any dude between 16 and 50

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Ashley St. Clair

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Over 1,000 African migrants have taken over NYC’s City Hall today 95% are military aged men and many crossed the southern border to get here.

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This schizopost is a marvel of its kind. In only 22 words, it has four distinct plot twists that I could not possibly have predicted ahead of time

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Terri

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Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.

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To this day this is the realest thing that anyone has ever posted to this website

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Why does Emmanuel Macron look like he wants to have sex with everybody he meets

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Swann Marcus

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I think Naomi Wolf might have undiagnosed cataracts

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@naomirwolf

Dr Naomi Wolf

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Who remembers when the sun was golden not silvery, the sky was deep rich blue, not pale milky blue, and robust gorgeous cirrus clouds were everywhere, crisply delineated in the sky; when the sky was not plagued with weird streaks that spread with horrid inevitability, blocking…

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Swann Marcus

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Does this dude think we can't see the sword in this video

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Bret Hamilton

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Police at UCLA just PULLED GUNS OUT on an elderly protestor.

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10 months

Literally all of this is Germany's fault. You idiots laughed at three consecutive American administrations when they told you not to shut down your nuclear plants and make yourselves dependent on Russian natural gas Blame Angela Merkel and Gerhard Schroder

@KevorkAlmassian

Kevork Almassian🇸🇾🇦🇲

@KevorkAlmassian

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My landlord in Berlin increased the rent twice since Feb. 2022, the electricity bill increased ~40% and groceries jumped 20 to 40% too. Are we financing America's war against Russia?

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That middle paragraph is to this day the funniest thing anyone has ever said in an interview

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@iamnottdog Apparently there are laws regarding street photography if it is intended to be derogatory towards the subject

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When you're definitely not beating your wife

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Greatest Twitter main character of all time. I don't know if I've ever seen someone get deported over tweets before

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The idea that the US doesn't take responsible for anything during WWII is laughable. America has a much more vigorous debate about whether the nukes were justified than Japan does regarding its war crimes Oppenheimer is not even a pro-bomb film

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Oppenheimer has been released in Japan, eight months after its global release. We spoke to historian Naoko Wake to learn why the U.S. refuses to take accountability for the war crimes it committed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and why all of this is relevant to us today.

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Swann Marcus

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I watched Dune Part 1 this week and there's a scene where Duncan Idaho tells Paul Atreides "looks like you put on some muscle" and Atreides says "really" and Duncan says "no" Was that in the book or did Villeneuve just decide to totally own Timothee Chalamet for some reason

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Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that the zoomers are at it again

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The screenwriter was a child soldier during the German occupation of Belarus

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Ales Adamovich - Wikipedia

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I love how all the Nigerians in the comments are like "this is so cool, I love seeing people appreciate our culture." I kind of assumed the comments would be full of outraged Americans whining about cultural appropriation

@instablog9ja

Instablog9ja

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Caucasian couple proudly rocking Nigerian native attire

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Aaron Bushnell was a cybersecurity guy for the airforce lol

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Fellas, is Hasan Piker just "participating in society" when he buys a hundred thousand dollar sports car and a $3 million house in one of the richest neighborhoods in America

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Evirus

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@LinkofSunshine

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This website is amazing

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3 months

We've got a new contender for funniest left-wing thread

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Trina, go to a doctor right this instant because you have necrotizing fasciitis or something and it's probably worse now than it was 6 months ago. This is not caused by respiratory virus. I am begging you to seek qualified medical help

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Swann Marcus

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Mayotte being 90% Sunni Muslim and almost entirely black and *also* being the single strongest region of support for Marine Le Pen and the National Rally is probably the funniest thing about European politics

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Marine Le Pen

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It isn't funny that a guy burned himself alive. What's funny is that the online left is so cooked that people think this is some grand and meaningful sacrifice instead of an indicator of severe mental illness coming into contact with a demented online extremist movement

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We've already been over this. In exchange for food, clothing, and indoor plumbing, they will contribute tarot readings, revolutionary poetry, and the application of healing crystals

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@buzzfeedjenny

buzzfeed jenny

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It bothers me so much how many people on this site imagine a communal society that is conveniently a bunch of other people doing tasks for them and they themselves not really specifying what they contribute in return

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Local socialist is so out-of-touch with normal human beings that he is shocked and confused by a chance encounter with the median Democrat

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Qwertz🇵🇸🌹☭ 🏴🕊️

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I saw a car with these four stickers and almost died of laughter

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I think I'm beginning to see the problem with her campaign

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Nikki Haley is the Republican candidate for people who read books and get degrees.

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America is so good at integrating immigrants compared to the Eurotrash that they think Chicago dyes its river green because they're obsessed with Ireland, rather than because it used to have a huge Irish population that started the tradition

@malcolm_that04

Margaret Thatcher fan 🫡 🇬🇧

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The obsession americans have with Ireland is very stupid.

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One fascinating thing about the modern world is how people post videos that make themselves look like utter dogshit and somehow don't have any idea how it's making them come off

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Crackhead Barney & Friends

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White devil smiling for my twitter at Columbia University

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That girl who got arrested for threatening the Bakersfield mayor has a degree in neuroscience and worked as a clinical research assistant at a top 25 university then abandoned that career to work for a left-wing NGO and is now facing 16 felony charges There may be a lesson here

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That last paragraph lmfao. He's literally arguing in favor of shooting up a music festival filled with hippies and peace activists who were the most pro-Palestinian people in the entire country

@fluxus2

🇵🇸fluxus🇵🇸☮️RIP Aaron Bushnell-CEASEFIRE NOW☮️

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This text was recently written by Aaron Bushnell. It demonstrates that Bushnell was entirely sane, knew his facts, was logical, coherent, and thoroughly lucid.

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The left-wing version being super verbose while saying nothing of value and the right-wing version being three words long and borderline illiterate is absolutely perfect This really does encapsulate the moron left and the moron right in a single tweet

@ArmandDoma

Armand Domalewski

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the intellectual left vs right debate of our era. like watching the great philosophers of Athens argue in the agora

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The Cut publishing the "I became an insane alcoholic and cheated on my husband" article and then the "I'm a financial columnist who gave all my savings to a guy who told me he was CIA over the phone" article the next day is like the '90s Bulls for clickbait Just utter dominance

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Leftists hate anyone who accomplishes anything. It is better to do nothing in order to maintain your moral superiority as an outsider who never has to answer for your decisions than it is to engage with politics in a meaningful way that might require you to compromise

@dev_decker

🟢dev DECKER ™️ ✊🏾

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AOC really became the same ineffective, party loyalist, establishment democrat she criticized to get elected

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Iceland has no standing army so if Trump destroys NATO is anybody out there willing to help me get like 500 dudes together to conquer it

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okay, but why does this keep coming up in your job interviews

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Iranian Muslims: "We are tired of the patriarchal requirement of forced veiling" British Muslims: "Grass on the field, game on"

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I do not believe that the top 10% of people have more than 70 drinks a week. 10 drinks a day is an insane level of alcoholism to believe tens-of-millions of people are drinking that much

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jesus christ

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"We just want the killing to stop"

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Here's a hint: it is no longer a hypothetical question if the person actually did the thing you're asking her about

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The median Chinese building 5 years after completion

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@SxarletRed

barbarism critic 🇵🇸

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China routinely builds hospitals in a week and train stations in a weekend. The United States doesn’t build anything except bombs and hasn’t for fifty years.

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"I'm trying to achieve greatness in the katana. Is this not allowed in the United States"

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Communism was always a terrible ideology but at least Communists in the '20s were serious people who wanted to industrialize and build factories in the Soviet Union instead of ridiculous dorks who thought they could feed a commune with 2 hours of low-stress hobby farming per day

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Living paycheck to paycheck with an $86,000 annual income is the most American thing you could possibly do This man is a true patriot

@BigLameHunter

Patchoulio iglesias

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This is insane. People really have no control of themselves

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One of the funniest things I've ever seen was the Jubilee Youtube video where an Asian-American girl went to Korea thinking it would be a transcendental experience being around people who "look like me" and then everyone told her she was fat and needed to get plastic surgery

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Swann Marcus

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Christian Bale is really committing to his most outlandish acting role yet: a British man who wants to build housing

@APEntertainment

AP Entertainment

@APEntertainment

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Christian Bale broke ground this week on a project he’s been pursuing for 16 years — the building of a dozen homes and a community center in Los Angeles County intended to keep siblings in foster care together.

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How do you not kill yourself after you show your gf's lover a video game you were playing while he was in the other room laying pipe and he responds "Wow! That is so cool, dude!"

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this sub is so funny

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If we're a dying empire why can we effortlessly project power all the way to Yemen while Russia can't win a war against its dirt poor neighbor and China needed to purge its military because their missiles were filled with water

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Swann Marcus

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Everyone says Alec Baldwin has a bad temper, but I would've punched her way sooner than he did

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Crackhead Barney & Friends

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White devil Alec Baldwin attacked me While I was trying to get coffeee

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I love how Slotkin was just a CIA analyst, not some kind of hardcore spook, and even she knows exactly how to drop anodyne information in a way perfectly tailored to freak the target out Our intelligence agencies truly are the best in the world 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Philip Letsou

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Truly unhinged behavior

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Leftists: literally nothing could make me vote for Joe Biden Democrats: ogey *make a pitch to center-right Nikki Haley voters instead* Leftists: how dare you

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Easiest grift there is: black Republican woman. The GOP is so desperate for those that you're virtually guaranteed a right-wing media job. It's the most generous affirmative action program in America

@locdinwithzaza_

locdinwithzaza

@locdinwithzaza_

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“Why I left the democratic plantation”aka my #walkaway story ❤️

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Guy broke a 50-something woman's nose with a totally unprovoked sucker punch, was arrested for felony assault, prosecutors reduced the charge to a misdemeanor, meaning he had to be released without bail, and he went on to punch a 9 year old a week later Incredible stuff

@NYDailyNews

New York Daily News

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Stranger punches girl at NYC Grand Central Station days after release in similar attack Jean Carlos Zarzuela, 30, was busted after he allegedly socked the youngster as she stood next to her stunned mom in the station’s dining concourse.

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Anyone who thinks that the rebels are always right because they usually are in popular media is either 15 or severely brain damaged

@xCyberSpero

☽ 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖔 ☾

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@tha_rami Literally just had this pop up on my timeline. incredibly relevant.

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This is no shit the greatest thread in the history of this website

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I was not expecting Fallout to make fun of progressive rehabilitative justice ideas lol

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Did everyone just forget the word "Hispanic" exists

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Axios

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"Latine," a gender-neutral way to describe or refer to people with Latino origins, is surging in popularity over terms like "Latinx" on university campuses, in museums, and among researchers and media.

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We're really stretching the "I don't mean Jews when I say Zionist" plausible deniability to the breaking point

@BlakPantherBabe

Monica 🇨🇩🇵🇸

@BlakPantherBabe

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Me before going to the movies to make sure no on involved in the film is a Zionist

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Rightoids will look at this and it never occurs to them that the country-level IQ stats they obsess over are simply wrong

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Hasan Piker fans are great. You'll suggest that maybe the hedonistic narcissist who owns expensive property in a chic neighborhood and drives around in sports cars is not sincere in his claim to support a redistributive socialist revolution and they can't believe you'd think that

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Someone sent me this meme and I'm going to get so much mileage out of this one

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Okay this is actually incredibly funny

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@IMAO_

Frank J. Fleming

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New game: Try to get Google Gemini to make an image of a Caucasian male. I have not been successful so far.

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The internet is full of people who are in like the 75th percentile of IQ, but think they're super intelligent because they got put in the gifted class in 5th grade due to attending an abnormally stupid school

@InternetH0F

internet hall of fame

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Rittenhouse was amazing because you'd get people a year after the incident who would make 5 consecutive claims, all of which were wrong 1. He crossed state lines with the gun (the gun was in Wisconsin the whole time) 2. He shot black people (all were white) 3. He went there to…

@colorblindk1d

The Rare Normie Libertarian

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@_MorseCoded @SwannMarcus89 It was fascinating watching how many politicians and celebrities and pundits accidentally claim Blake died, but nothing was as funny as all the people who though the people Kyle Rittenhouse killed were black when talking about.

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Huh, I wonder why Israel, a tiny country with an economy less than one-fiftieth the size of America's, would be the lynchpin to global capitalism There is no possible explanation for this. It's just inscrutable. What could he mean

@JCAndersonNYC

Jason Curtis Anderson

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“When we finally deal that final blow to destroy Israel. When the state of Israel is finally destroyed and erased from history, that will be the single most important blow we can give to destroying capitalism.” -Manolo De Los Santos speaking at The People’s Forum in NYC.

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You have a Hamas triangle in your handle. You are currently in your Nazi phase Hopefully when you hit 15 you'll grow out of it

@childe_hourly

Hourly Childe 🔻🍉

4 months

actually guys, normal people dont have "nazi phases." what the fuck is a "nazi phase."

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NO FUCKING WAY

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@SwannMarcus89 It gets better

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Wow, what possible reason could Hans Zimmer have had to use the Middle East as a reference for his musical score in Dune. Truly it is a mystery

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Swann Marcus

2 months

The 2024 presidential election if the Democrats ran on Nina Turner's platform

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Nina Turner

2 months

No mention of reparations.

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Rightoids really tell on themselves whenever they tweet about women because they cannot talk about 20-something girls having fun without unintentionally letting everyone know that they watch an incredible amount of porn

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"The mental health episode" that led this woman to leave her child to starve to death was that she was feeling depressed

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Once in a while I really start to understand where the "europoors" joke comes from

@weatherdai

Ariele 🌐🏗️

1 month

wait, schools in the US have air conditioning?

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Every Communist on twitter will post about how they're going to murder all the bourgeoisie in the glorious, blood-soaked revolution yet to come and then if you search their account for the word "anxiety" you will instantly learn they haven't left their apartment in 7 years

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Didn't Poland take in like 2 million Ukrainian refugees in one year while having one-ninth of our population?

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This meme was originally mocking people for saying "lol but you're tweeting on an iPhone" and leftists have since reinterpreted it to mean that it's not hypocritical when a socialist influencer buys a rubber plantation staffed entirely by Nigerian slave children

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One problem with idiotic anti-Americans saying the US should have been tougher on Germany and Japan after WWII is that we transformed those formerly warmongering countries into two of the most peaceful places in the world, so our strategy was objectively an insane success

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If America put nobody in prison except for murderers and rapists we would still have a larger per capita prison population than Germany (96 per 100,000 vs. 67 per 100,000). Not a single critic of mass incarceration has ever even attempted to come to terms with this reality

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Swann Marcus

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Why has he never met a Jew in his life Sam

@halaljew

Sam

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Woah, a 19-year-old from Yemen doesn’t like Jews? Who gives a shit! he’s probably never met Jew in his life and almost certainly never will! His only exposure to Jews is from videos of IDF soldiers spray painting the Star of David onto bombed out homes in Gaza

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One thing you always see from the left is that they mistake the incompetence of America's enemies for them being decent people. The Houthi launch missiles at ships and don't sink any so the US is wrong to retaliate since nobody died during the Houthi's failed attempt to kill them

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Swann Marcus

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@LinkofSunshine Oh, you have severe abandonment issues? Get fucked buddy, I'm never talking to you again

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Swann Marcus

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I love how "normal Americans" always live in the rural parts of a country where 86% of people live in urban areas.

@JoshuaSteinman

joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸)

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I don’t think you understand how popular he is with normal Americans

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You had a terrible econometrics professor lol

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Her fucking sprinting in out of nowhere has me dying. It's like something out of Looney Tunes

@WillyMacShow

𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓬𝓢𝓱𝓸𝔀

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This is Hasan’s audience. Even he’s annoyed at what he’s created lol

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the median American Communist

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BREAKING: Jew does not believe that Jesus Christ was the Messiah

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Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸

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Ben Shapiro: "[Jesus] was a Jew who tried to lead a revolt against the Romans and got killed for his troubles." He then goes on to say he doesn't believe Jesus was resurrected and that Jews aren't into "miracle stories." "I don't believe in the Jesus."

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It's unfortunate Peterson went totally insane because the "take control of your own life and clean your room" stuff he was preaching early in the period of his fame was a necessary corrective to incel doomerism on the right

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