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2 years

Elon Musk has also offered to buy CNN+ for twenty-eight bucks.

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New game: Try to get Google Gemini to make an image of a Caucasian male. I have not been successful so far.

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Joe Biden should threaten to resign as president unless Joe Rogan is removed from Spotify.

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So if AOC doesn’t pay the $8, will she lose her verified badge and then we can’t be sure if it’s her or just someone else pretending not to understand basic economics?

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I took my son to a McDonald's recently. He had never been to one and he loved it, but my inner child cried. It felt like eating at a hospital.

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Apparently the joke Dave Chappelle said that is causing people to fall on their fainting couches is him saying he was attacked with a gun that identified as a knife.

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It’s funny because they demonize Ron DeSantis like he’s basically murdering everyone in Florida but then they go to Florida to vacation while their own states are collapsing from COVID.

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Elon Musk is literally attempting to own the libs.

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Guys, you’re all criticizing without understanding the situation: Biden has to use his vacation days or he loses them.

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NORMAL PERSON: “I disagree with what you said.” CANCEL CULTURE: “Let’s see what your employer thinks about what you said.” This isn’t complicated.

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Almost 20 years again, South Park had an episode where Mr. Garrison tried to get fired by teaching kids explicit, sexual content, but the parents wouldn’t do anything for fear of appearing anti-gay.

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If you’re going to try and make me pay for this girl’s student loans, I’m starting a civil war.

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Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall: "It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."

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It is absolutely baffling to me that anger at student loans is directed anywhere other than the overpriced colleges who made them necessary.

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Sending everyone an N95 mask sounds like a really expensive way to accomplish absolutely nothing.

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I feel like South Park called it twenty years ago when they had an episode where Mr. Garrison tried to get fired by doing inappropriate gay stuff in front of kids, but the adults wouldn't fire him for fear of looking intolerant.

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“We have to clean; the housekeeper is coming tomorrow.”

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What I hate about the calls for ceasefire is how infuriatingly mindless they are. Israel isn’t going to just roll over and let Hamas murder them because some over-privileged college students in the U.S. disapprove of them. If you think Israel is doing it wrong, explain how you…

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I really think the childless should pay higher taxes since I'm doing all this work to raise people who are going to pay for everyone's retirement.

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Found my new local

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I can't believe the reaction I'm seeing to journalists losing their jobs. A lot of people are celebrating the misfortune of people who wanted nothing more than to report the facts and occasionally destroy anyone opposed to their politics.

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AMERICANS: “Inflation is out of control! We can’t afford groceries! Can you help?” DEMOCRATS: “We can audit you.”

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5 years

The media on the Joker movie.

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3 months

Score!

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If you defund the police, how are you going to take people’s plastic straws and AR-15s?

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This is Winchester. He has Down syndrome. From a pragmatic, secular view some may see his life as lesser, and that is sad because they live in a very small world. Each time he sees me and calls, “Dada!” it’s like God himself gave me a hug.

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Come on.

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Everyone really wants to hear from more millionaire celebrities how easy it is to wait this out.

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I'm vaccinated so I don't care if the people around me are vaccinated or not.

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I think you're always going to have tension in the Middle East when there's people who want to kill the Jews and Jews who don't want to be killed and neither side is willing to compromise.

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Chappelle's conditions for meeting with transgender community: "First of all, you cannot come if you have not watched my special from beginning to end. You must come to a place of my choosing at a time of my choosing, and thirdly, you must admit that Hannah Gadsby is not funny."

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Difference between Nazi and Communist is when you say how horrible Nazis have been, they don't say, "Well, real Nazism has never been tried"

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Look, a pro-Palestine rally.

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So Israel was reestablished in the 1940s because a bunch of people tried to murder the Jews and it expanded its territory in a war soon after where a bunch of countries tried to murder the Jews but Israel keeps having trouble with Gaza as a bunch of people there keep trying to…

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BREAKING: Ilhan Omar's daughter has starved to death.

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If you didn't like The Babylon Bee calling an adult male a man, you could have just not followed them on Twitter. Look what you did.

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@elonmusk

2 years

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

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They should put Taylor Lorenz on CNN+ where she could dox people all day and no one would know.

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4 years

Really love hearing from a guy who was president for 8 years all his ideas to fix things if he was in charge.

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5 years

Oh good. The person who let us know ABC had been sitting on the Epstein story for years has been punished. Finally, some accountability.

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5. Update: Two sources familiar with the matter tell me that CBS News has fired the staffer in question. This comes after ABC informed CBS that they had determined who accessed the footage of Amy Robach expressing her frustrations about the Epstein story.

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When I heard about the IDF allegedly opening fire on Palestinians getting food aid, my immediate reaction was, "That doesn't sound like something Israel would do; I should wait for more information to come out." That's because I'm not a virulent anti-Semite.

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I can't believe it took the Washington Redskins this long to react to how offensive their team name was to white people.

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"We can't do this with only 95% of the media blatantly on our side."

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President Obama: "The other side has a massive war chest. The other side has a propaganda network with little regard for the truth."

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I once went into a gun show briefly just to use the bathroom and when I walked out my 5yo had somehow purchased a fully automatic machine gun (even though she's a convicted felon). This has to stop.

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6 years

We all owe Elizabeth Warren 1/512th of an apology.

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Studies show that if the Jews just let people murder them without making a fuss about it people would hate them 30% less.

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3 years

Notice that conservatives are making fun of how stupid the Kaepernick documentary is but aren’t demanding Netflix remove it.

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This isn’t a surprise at this point, but the genetic test came back and Winchester has Down syndrome, so that will be a new adventure for us. I’m not sure what the point of a fourth kid is other than more adventure, though.

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If that joke made you miserable and ruined your day, I have good news: You’re a bad person and you deserve to be miserable. So take joy there is justice in this world.

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I’m trying to come up with new ways of asking for a white person without explicitly saying so.

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People like socialism over capitalism for the illusion of control. Capitalism promises nothing while delivering more than you could ever want. Socialism promises everything and fails at basic necessities, but people want the promise.

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I’ve tried to trick it by giving it negative prompts — asking it to make a prison inmate, a gang member, and a dictator — but it won’t make any negative prompts. These AIs are such wet blankets.

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I'm interested in the opinions of people who unequivocally condemned both the riots over the summer and the destruction yesterday and no one else.

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Winchester turns four today! He’s still a little guy, though.

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Whatever the “diversity” algorithm is, it seems to only do this with white people. It’s not going to diversify Zulu warriors for instance.

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It’s not falling for it.

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I think a lot of people’s misunderstanding of the situation in Israel is they don’t understand how much Jews don’t like being murdered and how they’re not going to accept a situation where they just sit back and accept being murdered.

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If the Israelis were even a tenth as bloodthirsty as Hamas, wouldn’t all the Palestinians be dead already?

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The second to last guy to steal the land is the rightful owner of the land for all time.

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3 years

So if I understand this, in SF you need to show proof of vaccination to eat at In-N-Out… unless you shoplift the burger because then it would be illegal for anyone to stop you. The Hamburglar loophole.

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Maybe amputating people’s genitals to treat a mental issue is just as insane as it sounds.

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It's become really confusing dealing with the left lately because when they call someone Hitler you're not sure if they mean it in a good way or a bad way.

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3 years

To put that in another perspective, the federal government will spend his entire fortune in about two weeks.

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Elon Musk's wealth surpassed $200 billion this week. To put that into perspective, it would take the median U.S. worker 4,815,216 years to make that much.

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This is just interesting to me now as a programmer. I just want to poke at it now until I can figure out what the algorithm is.

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The problem today is people who think their hate of people is a good hate because they hate for righteous reasons. That's always the devil's lie.

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Kristi Noem as a guest star on Paw Patrol.

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Capitalism is not the problem; you’re just a hundred times whinier than your ancestors despite being a hundred times more privileged. And that’s also not capitalism’s fault; it’s your spiritual paucity that leaves you in a state where you can be handed riches the kings of old…

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I think both candidates did great. I’m really excited we have these two great choices, though it’s a bit agonizing we can each only pick one.

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If Israel wanted to, in an instant they could kill like tens of thousands of Palestinians. But they don’t do that because it would be evil and wrong. Could you imagine if Hamas had that power to kill Israelis? I’m just saying if you think the two sides are the same, you’re dumb…

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I thought this one was sure to work.

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Scientists will say whether a dinosaur from a hundred million years ago is male or female based on a few bone fragments but now we’re pretending it’s confusing when the subject is a live human.

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Biden promised to nominate a black woman but never consulted a biologist to determine whether in fact Ketanji Brown Jackson is a woman. This feels like another broken promise.

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Biden later getting off that plane.

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The New Mexico governor thing is so bad I assumed the right was mischaracterizing it but from her own words its her asserting she can just say, “I tawt I taw an emergency” and then suspend the Bill of Rights. She should be locked in prison and have to write an essay explaining…

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You live in a country with tens of millions of Christians all with easy access to guns and ain't nobody afraid of making fun of Jesus.

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The Vice President doesn't actually do anything and somehow Kamala Harris is still bad at it.

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If a Senator drove a car into a river and left a woman there to drown and didn’t notify the police, would that be consider resignation-worthy now? Or are we still not to that point?

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How good is Chick-fil-A? They make more money per store than any other fast food chain while being open only six days a week and being under constant boycotts.

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I feel like I'm going insane. I still haven't seen anyone coherently explain how any voting was restricted in Georgia. This is feeling like another moral panic.

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Justice Thomas is leading the charge to ban interracial marriage? What if his wife finds out?

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The Republicans won’t stop with banning abortion. They want to ban interracial marriage. Do you want to save that? Well, then you should probably vote.

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I feel like I’m in crazy town. The problem is that college costs have skyrocketed versus inflation due to government interference in loans, and the solution people are proposing is to have the government pay off those loans, giving colleges even less incentive to cut costs.

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Commies are Nazis with better PR.

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It’s also not going to integrate the samurai.

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I know these Supreme Court decision have to be hard for much of the left, but I want to comfort you by letting you know your positions on these issues were extremely bad and it is in fact great you lost.

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I wouldn't kill baby Hitler. I'd just show him that Gillette ad so he'd know how behave appropriately.

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We don't even know if it's scientifically possible for a non-American to go to the moon. It's never happened.

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The eternal question in the Middle East.

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That was a rough day for Biden yesterday, but luckily he’s already forgotten all about it.

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One of the worst examples of capitalism is actors’ salaries where an elite few makes millions and the rest struggle to make a living. It should be redistributed.

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It’s time for an economic revolution. Capitalism today is failing us, killing us, and robbing from our children’s future.

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Sure, Joe Rogan survived COVID just fine, but a horse died of worms from lack of medicine.

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It was interesting how many articles I read that didn’t mention the joke. You’re just supposed to trust the hysterical ninnies that something really bad happened.

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Idiots. The first thing you 3D print is more 3D printers.

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"When you have sex, don't have murder as your backup plan" is not a huge ask.

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Ever notice how protecting people from dangerous misinformation looks exactly the same as censoring true information you're scared of?

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The moral of the Hunter Biden laptop story is that “Oh no! Trump could win!” overrode any integrity in reporting and any integrity with Facebook and Twitter on the free and open sharing of information.

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The actors union would be a great place to try socialism. One actor earning $20 million could be redistributed to give hundreds of struggling actors a living wage.

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Can we at least agree Rittenhouse had more business being there than the people committing arson?

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"I have disbanded the Senate." "Under what authority?" "The Spirit of Aloha."

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With our first female Vice President, we’ve learned an important lesson: Women can be soulless phonies too.

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I stopped watching The Gorilla Channel because of how it covered the Harambe incident. People watch The Gorilla Channel to see gorillas fight each other, not for political commentary.

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We have constitutional carry now in Texas; anyone can carry a gun — no permit needed. It’s pure Wild West here. Just like Vermont.

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You could also save a ton of money on food and gas if you hung yourself with a $10 belt from Walmart, but then I might say you’re missing the point of things.

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You can save half a million dollars if you don't have kids. via @CNBCMakeIt

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You live is the richest, most advanced country in a time period that gives you more opportunity and luxury than any other in human history. What are you going to whine about today?

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