i was on a call with a doctor at my job named dr epstein and i read his name and accidentally said "no relation i hope" and nobody said anything, dead silence on the call. im bout to get fired lmao
they went from "we didnt blow it up" to "yeah we blew it up and they had a james bond secret lair underneath"
"we dont have any pictures though but look what our intern made on the computer"
these kids being the first generation of modern adults to not remember 9/11 therefore never got inundated with that fearmongering is producing wild results
one thing i miss about spain was how lazy everybody is lmao businesses don’t open till like 11 am and they take like a 4 hour break a couple hours later, nobody is arsed. we went to a restaurant and had to wait like 20 minutes cause the entire staff was having a round of beers
remember when Prince got trapped in a 360 deal and warner bros said they not only owned his music but his name and so he was like "bet" and just became the arist formerly known as prince and mfs tried to paint him as crazy? i remember that shit vividly
this girl on tiktok made a good point that the reason kids these days are so risk averse and don’t really party is because they grew up under a parental surveillance state where your parents track your location and everything is recorded. they can’t break any rules
Former Texas A&M coach Kevin Sumlin, now a co-OC at Maryland, arrested for DUI over the weekend in Hillsborough County, Fla. (First reported by
@taylorjlyons
). Maryland had a bye last weekend.
one of the most annoying things is when people are trying to have a conversation about the housing crisis/inflation and someone chimes in like "u know u could live in wehateniggersville alabama on 30k a year"
i feel like every white person with a soul hits this point where they realize in order to be a good person they’re gonna have to ostracize themselves from the community that raised them. saw this a lot in 2016 too
the hotep shit is weird but white people have hoteps too. they b pretending to be vikings cause they dont wanna admit they ancestor was some potato farmer named seamus
no artist development. they blow off the internet and go straight to festival stages. mariah the scientist said her second show *ever* was ROLLING LOUD. she didnt even know how the ear monitor worked. my jaw dropped
Yeah Ice Spice is a bad performer but we need to have a larger discussion on why a lot of rappers but men and women don’t have stage presence/aren’t good at performing on stage
Can't recall any of the "crazy" states we're told to fear - Iran, DPRK etc. - acting in the rogue, unhinged way Israel is rn: Among other things, threatening the UN, bombing its facilities, verbally attacking the Sec Gen, killing 100+ UN workers & now calling them terrorists.
What else can we do to achieve a ceasefire? We're blowing up White House phone lines, we're out on the streets, we're writing to our reps, collecting signatures on petitions. WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO???
zionists are losing their mind because for the first time maybe ever public opinion is not swaying their way. u may have hollywood and the corporations and the media and the government, but wallahi u do not have the people
It’s completely unfair to put all that weight and pressure on these celebrities, especially the black ones, when global shit pops off that’s been going on for decades and centuries, as if their words is going to put an end to it. This shit been going on and y’all said nothing.
twitter was cool cause it was the only place online where u could @ a head of state or a billionaire and tell them to eat a dick and there was a high chance they'd read it
name one good jimmy fallon bit. one joke. one movie. one skit. any memorable jimmy fallon anything. there is nothing, he is paid to be a company man and laugh at actual funny people
my sinuses were acting up in mexico so i go to one of the million bootleg pharmacies around there and was like yall got anything for this sneeze and they were like we can either give u some dayquil or we got this INJECTION that'll clear all the mucus out of your body i was like ?
Wel all hell broke lose between some of the Palestinian protesters and the Black Israelites. Police and organizers did their best to calm things down to varying degrees of success.
so the milk n honey restaurant used to be owned by a husband and wife, they divorced and the husband went and opened up "the real" just to be petty towards his ex wife? like the foundation of that place was shady from jump, ion want no incel waffles
I just told someone that some people are so poor, they can't afford to get jobs.
He laughed.
But I wasn't kidding.
Gas money, child care expenses, and lack of clothing to meet dress code requirements are often barriers to employment for low income individuals.
Now you know.
We just confirmed the first woman to ever lead a branch of the United States military — and be a member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Women and girls who aspire to join our armed forces will look up to her for decades.
Congratulations to Admiral Franchetti!
the argument that "we cant end apartheid because they'll want revenge and kill us" is *bar for bar* the same argument south africans trotted out. the same argument we trotted out during jim crow.
the fascist must assume that everyone is secretly just as evil as they are
not only do they not remember 9/11, they also dont remember the 90s. they have no delusions of "the good ol days", its been nothing but ass since theyve been conscious
they doin quaran readings on tiktok live now, i never seen no shit like this in my life lmao joe you fucked up this time, these kids is RADICALIZED baby
nobody
#normal
should be crying at a theme park but for some it reminds them of the last time they felt joy and disney basically has a monopoly on the childhoods of children
posthumous music has literally never been good enough to justify its moral ambiguity. its even worse when the artist specifically stated they didnt want that to happen to them, like prince or amy winehouse. out of respect to the artist dont listen to that stuff
if you wouldn’t drive 45 minutes to see someone you’ll never experience love. you’re afraid of doing anything that might be seen as embarrassing or vulnerable. love is embarrassing! love and pride can’t exist simultaneously, you gotta be willing to be simp. goes for both genders
collective punishment was also routinely doled out during jim crow; an accusation against one black person could get your whole town burned down and everyone there hanged. this was what happened to rosewood florida and many others whos names we'll never know
Everytime I see a "imagine if an American town got bomber because of one alleged shooter hiding there" posts I am reminded of the time the cops dropped a bomb on Philadelphia to kill the members of the MOVE Black liberation movement in 1985
u can b a whole abuser or r*pist or bigot or w/e and these people never care
but the day you put on a red jumpsuit and get some pyrotechnics goin you're outta here buddy. priorities
if the united states ended the embargo you'd have an economically successful communist country 90 miles away from your shores, they'd simply make us look bad. thats all it is at this point
one of the main reasons homelessness is being criminalized so heavily is because regular crime is way down. private prisons make money off inmates, they *need* crime to survive. so we just criminalize more and more behavior, the machine demands blood
i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man
when covid first hit and all the grocery stores went bare the only places that still had food were the ethnic grocery stores cause yt folk wont even shop there in a pandemic. i took my black ass right on over to H-Mart, they had everything. i was soju'ed down all 2020
maybe it’s just me but this might be the first election i’ve seen where they’re not even bothering pushing any actual policies anyone would like. like u blew all the big promises in 2020 so now it’s just vote for me or else