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Adrenochrome addicted judeo-bolshevik cultural marxist Alt: @ShmulzRulez Popularly known as Shmulik. Aspiring essayist/writer 🍉🇺🇦🇵🇸

New York, NY/DC (he/him)
Joined May 2017
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@souljagoytellem
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Hey Guys! My first article is officially out, about Chris Rufo and conservative paranoia. Check it out here!
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farmers are not normal americans lmfao
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joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸)
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I don’t think you understand how popular he is with normal Americans
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i would agree but then i remember George Lucas exists
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@CrappyFumes
cas says free palestine
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A billionaire cannot be a tortured poet sorry those are the rules
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lmfao
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does….does he not get it
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Rothmus 🏴
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bro where are your veggies are you 9 years old
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real mfs know that it was both
@punished_freak
the whale
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it’s been 3 years and we’re supposed to pretend that january 6 was a national tragedy instead of the funniest day in american history
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they’re talking about bill gates, bill clinton and hillary clinton btw
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there is no way a college rejects you for having an OnlyFans influencer as a sister lmfao
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Censored Men
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Poor guy. These OF girls should know that their actions don't only affect them.
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if they get rid of the 22nd amendment that would only make 88 year old Trump lose to Obama in one of the biggest landslides in modern history
@JoshEakle
Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽
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The "conservative" movement is begging for authoritarianism.
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my friends, i follow the right and their culture war antics so much that i usually can parse what they’re talking about, no matter how silly it may sound to a layman. I have no idea what any of this means or is referring to
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lol isis apparently got bought by a private equity group
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i would take ben shapiro more seriously if he got into intellectual discourses with actual academics and members of the intelligentsia rather than random undergrads who hate his guts
@DouglasKMurray
Douglas Murray
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Very dim Oxford student gets a history lesson from ⁦ @benshapiro
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you don’t like history you just like HOI4
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i love truth social
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i really despise how people, on both the left and the right, seem to completely misunderstand *why* the holocaust was so unique among genocides to make it the worst crime of the 20th century
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there’s a reason this exists: a lot of conservatives despise academia and refuse to go into it
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it taught an entire generation that detached conservatism is hip and edgy
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bro you watermarked a vid of child porn considered so disgusting that child porn investigators thought it was an urban legend
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This footage of women participating in a topless lunch has caused a lot of confusion online. The women reportedly ‘practiced how to eat their desert slowly and sensually.’ This practice represents the growing trend of ‘body positivity.’
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Amy Klobuchar when one of her staffers gives her the wrong salad
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sush 🍓
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name a female character capable of doing THIS
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me at 10 years old after finishing Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
@The_Hellenist
The Hellenist ☀️
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Christ is dead. Zeus is king.
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bro this is your fucking twitter banner
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I like how Americans saw this in 1944 and went “this is a man who will be alive for another 4 years”
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thinking Hitler was an actually good painter is a pretty solid heuristic for how fascist your aesthetics are. There’s nothing interesting going on here except if you just get hard-ons from the very idea of neoclassicism
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Adolf Hitler was a good painter actually. Germany was just really into degenerate disgusting leftist art at the time so good painters were regularly rejected.
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honestly it was such a bad idea to name this stuff “science fiction” instead of space fantasy
@GerardAlba
Gerard A. Malone
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Why is this not possible? @elonmusk
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@fembrainedhimbo also did they just admit that the entire workout culture thing is just for aesthetics lol
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actually insane that for 2 years conservative media has straight-facedly lied about a massive “invasion” of illegal immigrants and they’ve now been fully rewarded by having that lie become the mainstream narrative
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nothing beats their best cover. this was a work of art
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@mike_senters
Michael Senters the Sigillite (Yang Wen-Li stan)
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I hate to do this but I gotta hand it to the post. This is the silliness I was wanting from this not the hell posting on this site.
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winston churchill is such a funny character. dude was like wrong on every single issue/event of the 20th century except for the one that just happened to be the most significant, to which he was spot on about
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who are any of these people
@folkwhoreria
mariana ✧.* TTPD
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yall cancelling madison beer for not speaking up about palestine but not batting an eye at tate mcrae being literal friends with noah schnapp is crazy
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i’m like decently sure this is going to become a serious industry among decently wealthy families in like 5-10 years
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New York Post
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I work in a brothel — moms pay me to deflower their clueless virgin sons
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i think the worst pope ever was the one who raped so many people he was kicked out of the church
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This Pope is the worst in history.
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People talk about this as a thousands-year-old religious conflict that’s complicated and then you see videos like this and you realize how all that is horseshit
@MiddleEastEye
Middle East Eye
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A video shows the final moments before David Ben Avraham, a Palestinian man who had converted to Judaism, was shot dead by an Israeli soldier in the occupied West Bank. The sixty-three-year-old who was born Sameh Zeitoun was instructed to raise his hands before being fatally shot
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more Americans identify as being LGBTQ+ than there are Americans who are employed as farmers
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i love the simpsons to death but this *has* to be one of the worst aged things it’s ever done
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i think of this quote often
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do you agree?
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when it’s your first time out of racism county alabama
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This take isn’t delusional it’s absolutely and positively correct
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i was a hardcore israeli nationalist. then i learned that palestine was mentioned in the animaniacs country song
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Read Let This Radicalize You
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stfu and do something then bro
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do you know what the World Trade Center was *before* 9/11
@gracefurby
grace ‎
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Can someone tell me why they built a mall on ground zero at the 9/11 memorial?? like am I being an asshole and is there some sort of deep context or is this just so pointedly American it’s ridiculous
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…..Pamphlets recognizes Taiwan???
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WHO do you most want to see on Hot Ones in 2024? 👀👀
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thinking about how Freakonomics suggested that the reason behind the crime decline of the 1990s and 2000s was because black mothers were able to abort their babies
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the holocaust is, to date, the only mass industrialized, hyperbureaucratic genocide of its type in history, and in order for it to succeed, it needed the mass consent of such a large amount of people that it is almost impossible to duplicate
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can’t believe people were ever stupid enough to think that these people support gun rights because of moral principles or constitutional arguments or fear of big government
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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HOLY SHlT. Obama-appointed Federal Judge Sharon Johnson Coleman just ruled that illegal immigrants have a right to carry guns. Buckle up, folks.
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oh my god these people are the most gullible mfs alive
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Owen Benjamin 🐻
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The mustache man’s speeches are being converted to English with AI from right before WWII and they’re nothing like what we were told they were. I wonder if that’s one of the reason the financial world is going crazy. Who would have guessed AI would one day exist to translate the…
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Thich Quang Duc did not self-immolate to spread awareness of the war in Vietnam
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One image helped wake people up about the Vietnam War. The other is trying to lull people to sleep about the Israeli genocide.
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@PastorAlexLove
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Atheists are now DEEP FRYING ABORTED EMBRYOS and dipping them in hot sauce. Why is this not FRONT PAGE NEWS?
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god this is such racist bullshit the North Vietnamese Army was a seriously organized and maintained fighting force
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this is what the British press was looking like in 1805
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@CaralhoPhilly a blue haired Starbucks drinking college student majoring in English is closer to being a median American than some buttfuck farmer in rural Iowa
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this photo is one of the greatest ever made as it rightly makes text the arbitrary and debauched nature of monarchism
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DIVINE RIGHT OF MAYORS LETS GOOOOO
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"I am mayor because God gave me the authority to be mayor," @NYCMayor Eric Adams says in interview on Radio Visíon Cristiana.
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lmfao
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how the fuck do you abolish time
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>stab in the back you can’t make this stuff up lmfao
@Ostrov_A
Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️
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🔴 BREAKING: In vote of 14 Yes and 1 Abstention, the UNSC adopts Gaza ceasefire resolution, that does not even mention Hamas. The US Biden Administration shamefully abstains. This is a repeat of UNSC 2334. A stab in the back against Israel, by the United States.
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the holocaust is obviously exploited by likudniks and israeli policymakers to this very day to manufacture consent for israeli crimes and misdeeds, but to use that as a basis to minimize the holocaust is completely wrong
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i think having a massive dumptruck is healthier than having Marfan syndrome, personally
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The “Buddhism is hippie pacifist religion who do nothing ever” trope stopped being funny once the Rohingya genocide started
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Vivid Void (🚐 Montreal 5/7-5/10)
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what does this have to do with hellenism
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White people forget that black people make good slaves. When blacks know their place, their strong bodies are well-suited for manual labor in the field and household. Friendship and shared interest unite master and slave. Blacks are not the problem; emancipation is.
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have you ever met a holocaust survivor lol
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i think an attempted coup d’etat by neofascists is worse than gay sex
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@GOPJosh20
GOP Josh 🇺🇸
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I am (for obvious reasons) not sharing THAT video.. A million times worse than January 6.
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there are people obsessed with politics who know who destiny is but don’t know who henry kissinger was
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@GrizzMiss
Grizzmiss 🇸🇪
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I’ve found it! The most overrated, dry food in the world. It’s the Bagel.
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Coolidge is responsible for 95% of my family dying in the Holocaust so I wouldn’t say that he’s a chad tbh
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my brain is fried from following the far right for years and I have no idea what any of this means
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@sock_dem and you STILL missed the prequel
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nothing explains conservatism more exactingly than the fact that this man cannot imagine an oppressed minority having any sort of empathy for another oppressed minority if the former minority doesn’t see any personal benefit from that activism
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Jacob Walters
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Being a young progressive is a symptom of mental illness
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U.S. adversaries like France
@Karl_Was_Right
Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭
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ISIS really likes going after US and Israeli adversaries, that’s so weird
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Macron might be one of the worst leaders in Europe but he’s easily one of the funniest
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Social Dem USA
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@souljagoytellem Macron is just a flat out terrible person
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as a nerdy kid who had very little friends in high school, it feels so cool to finally call conservatives losers for hating sportsball
Hope you all enjoyed your circus 🤡
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bro you realize this means that the American dollar is doing well right
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Tucker visits a Russian grocery store & buys enough food to feed his crew for a week His team guesses what it’d cost in the US & their average guess was $400 The total in Russia was ~$100 Bidenflation has destroyed our quality of life in America
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you CANNOT be talking about grooming or whatever YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL
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kingseeker peter frampton
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i find nixon's unabashed, completely idiosyncratic, fanatically detailed racism weirdly fascinating. it's not like this is a normal racist typology. somehow Nixon had the time to really think through a set of completely personal racist beliefs.
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pretty wild that this dude refuses to pick up a book and instead gets his theory from call of duty: advanced warfare
@RedNYPolitics
New York Conservative 🇺🇸
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He might have been the villain, but he was 100% correct
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i watched my grandmother wither away and die from dementia over 5 years and I can positively say that Biden does not have dementia.
@CarlBeijer
Carl Beijer
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Democrats blaming Biden's senility on his stammer again so good reminder of what his stammer actually sounds like. This is just completely different. He's obviously completely with it here.
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Football becoming lib-coded in real time feels so weird jeez
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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COVID Booster + Bud Light =
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bro Barron Trump doesn’t need to join Hamas, he needs to join the Detroit Pistons 😭😭
@FromKulak
CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon)
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Dune isn't Science Fiction. It's contemporary prophesy. The plot of Dune is just what will happen after Trump is Assassinated and Barron is force to flee and Join Hamas
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who’s gonna tell this guy how slave owners got mixed race children
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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The View host Sunny Hostin is a staunch proponent of slavery reparations. She went on PBS to explore her ancestry. Turns out, she is the descendant of slave-owners from Spain who owned Africans. This was her reaction when she found out:
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this is still one of my favorite tweets ever
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ok can i be real, he did not look good in this suit
@keithedwards
Keith Edwards
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Happy anniversary the biggest political controversy in American history
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if you wait for the end of this article, there’s a little surprise…..
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@Bencjacobs
Ben Jacobs
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‘Why Are You Here?’: Liz Truss Gets a Mixed Reaction at CPAC via @politico
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she votes more against her party than any other Democrat in Congress lol
@dev_decker
🟢dev DECKER ™️ ✊🏾
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AOC really became the same ineffective, party loyalist, establishment democrat she criticized to get elected
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insane how right-coded this all feels now
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one of the worst tendencies on the American Left is this bizarre belief that conservatives either have no agency, no actual power, or are controlled opposition
@GoodPoliticGuy
Mac
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I love doing this every 4 years
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we literally appointed a random Connecticut consultant as the dictator of Iraq for one year
@AssalRad
Assal Rad
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Asked about US leverage to influence Israel’s actions: StateSpox Miller: “The United States does not dictate to Israel what it must do, just as we don’t dictate to any country what it must do” I believe Matt Lee replies: “Unless we invade them” Miller: (laughs) “good one Matt”
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>Joseph Stalin >Intellectual yeah imma stop you right there
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lmfao
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OH MY GOD
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Breaking News
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BREAKING NEWS -- REPORT: JOE BIDEN WILL DROP OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE -- BREAKING NEWS
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Sami Gold
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i like how there’s a fucking NSA sticker but there’s no like, music or movie or anime or TV or sports sticker lol
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Jude🌐🇺🇦🇹🇼
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Laptop sticker update. Opinions?
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Sami Gold
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my brother in marx you work for nike
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James Rehwald
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The US propaganda machine explained
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Sami Gold
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you fucking idiot the term “holocaust” wasn’t accepted academic consensus until the 1970s, but that didn’t mean scholars didn’t know it existed this is like claiming that ww1 never happened bc it wasn’t referred to that until 1939
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the last pirate
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One of my favorites. Look at the dates
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Sami Gold
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this stuff is the worst offender though. like, this should be enough evidence to get you institutionalized
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Sami Gold
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how do you guys have the energy and time and will to watch a 3.5 hour video essay about random youtubers
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Sami Gold
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i hope everyone understands that if Biden loses, it will almost unilaterally be blamed on the left
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biden has to lose, if he wins we are locked into his version of the democratic party forever. we’ll survive a second trump term but the world can’t survive the current american political status quo, something has to give
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Sami Gold
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genuine question: what would Taylor Swift’s endorsement of a ceasefire mean in any serious political terms
@munageniusfan
tori vegan !
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"her posting about palestine would do nothing!!" this is her likes in five minutes .
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