delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud Twitter profile

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

2 years

Incredible

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@ChadNotChud

7 months

Salt is literally the most important seasoning in the kitchen

Caleb Pitts

@calebpitts1997

7 months

these two having a mid off

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@ChadNotChud

5 months

Why do the people dunking on vegans always post the worst looking meat you’ve ever seen

Marjorie Taylor Greene Press Release (Parody)

@MTGrepp

5 months

Sorry PETA, we are eating good today Who wants to come join us ?

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@ChadNotChud

9 months

Capitalism is when a publicly owned museum displays priceless artwork at minimal/no cost to the public rather than limiting access to only an elite few

Jerry Saltz

@jerrysaltz

9 months

Hello Capitalism, my old friend.

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@ChadNotChud

2 years

it's kinda funny that rap beefs are just two dudes sitting in separate rooms writing poetry about each other

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@ChadNotChud

2 years

do conservatives think first graders don't have crushes on other first graders?

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

8 months

Unfiltered☢Boss

@Unfilteredboss1

8 months

Megyn Kelly: Can a man become a woman? Trump: Ummmmmmmmm ..... Defend this crap! I dare you! We are about to find out who all the frauds are on the right. This is indefensible.

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@ChadNotChud

2 years

look this guy sucks, but this comic is still a certified banger

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

9 days

I take back anything negative I’ve ever said about Hasan

chloe

@notthatchloe

9 days

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

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@ChadNotChud

5 months

You’re laughing. Flat earthers are rediscovering Aristotelian physics from first principles and you’re laughing.

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@RobotPolisher

5 months

If Bugs Bunny drops an iron anvil from the top of a building into a pool of liquid mercury the anvil will fall through the surrounding medium of less dense air but will float in the liquid mercury bc mercury has a density nearly twice that of iron. “Gravity” is retarded.

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@ChadNotChud

11 months

In America, they do not let you ride bicycles. If you are caught riding one, you are immediately executed by Ford F-150

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@AlexanderBruyns

11 months

@EPM106 Do bicycles not exist in America?

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@ChadNotChud

2 months

???

AskAubry 🦝

@ask_aubry

3 months

Oh she's in for a surprise then.

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

6 months

Does there come a point in one’s career where it becomes embarrassing to only ever debate undergraduates?

Douglas Murray

@DouglasKMurray

6 months

Very dim Oxford student gets a history lesson from ⁦ @benshapiro ⁩

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@ChadNotChud

2 months

We don’t talk enough about “stuff you couldn’t make today because conservative snowflakes would freak out about it” For example:

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@ChadNotChud

2 years

It’s almost kinda surprising how often you look into the origin of some issue and surprise! it’s Ronald Regan

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

1 year

English is the “universal language” because it is simple to learn and NO OTHER REASON please do not look it up NOTHING HAPPENED

herbal left enjoyer 🇺🇳

@SlurricaneH

1 year

Sorry you have a bad relationship with your girlfriend but I don’t think that’s the English language’s problem

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

“States rights to do what” is still an undefeated arg that not a single one of these people has a half decent answer to

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@SallyMayweather

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@ChadNotChud

10 months

It’s so funny that the socially prescribed response to “does my ass look fat in this?” has completely flipped

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

1 year

Conservatives when the free market delivers a feature that will literally save you money

Dexerto

@Dexerto

1 year

"They're trying to recruit your kids into climate politics" Microsoft is facing backlash for adding energy-saving features to Xbox consoles

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@ChadNotChud

5 months

sorry is meaningless casual sex trad now?

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸

@creation247

5 months

This is disturbing...

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

1 year

guy who is surprised to find he finds an adult attractive

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

6 months

Time for @elonmusk to put his money where his mouth is

Michael Eisen

@mbeisen

6 months

I have been informed that I am being replaced as the Editor in Chief of @eLife for retweeting a @TheOnion piece that calls out indifference to the lives of Palestinian civilians.

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@ChadNotChud

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Fox News

@FoxNews

1 year

Democrats demand universal free breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack for kids in school

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

I think it’s interesting that the litmus test is who is the “aggressor” not “who is in the right”

Alto 🚩🦣

@AltosAlt

1 year

Political litmus test: Who is the aggressor in this situation?

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@ChadNotChud

2 years

Cannot emphasize enough how much "I like big booba" is the animating force behind all trads

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@ChadNotChud

24 days

the takes must stop

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@ChadNotChud

7 months

I can honestly say I never considered this

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

2 years

My favorite kinds of tweets are the ones that try to pass off something obviously deeply personal as general advice

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

10 months

just saw a clip of sneako where he asks a woman to name three countries, she says “Paris, Israel, and Spain” and he says “you got 1 out of 3” Beautiful.

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@ChadNotChud

2 years

why nuclear war is not that bad and we should probably just do it already 🧵 (1/n)

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@ChadNotChud

8 months

Not only do I want people to have kids, I want cars to stop running them over

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@ChadNotChud

2 years

Breaking: there are many more "exceptional" students than there are spots at elite universities. Upper middle class WASPs convinced this is a sign of oppression.

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

7 months

Really sucks that with weed you either have to choose to smoke it (not great on the lungs) or commit to a like multi-hour high that starts in 90 minutes

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

This literally gives you less slushy…?

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

9 months

People talk about “secret menus” at fast food places, but I would never in a million years ever order a “secret menu” item because if the cashier looked at me and said “huh?” I would die on the spot

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

5 months

This is such a rare and exquisite genre of post. Breathtaking.

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

1 year

How anyone takes the monarchy seriously is beyond me. Joke country.

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

1 year

King Charles III being crowned.

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

4 months

Even if you knew nothing about Percy Jackson, why would you expect the Greek gods to be ethnically Greek? Canonically they predate Greece by millennia

Klaus Arminius

@Klaus_Arminius

4 months

Annabeth is the daughter of the Greek goddess Athena. Netflix casted her as black.

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

4 mass shootings in the last 5 years sure sounds like a lot until you realize there have been 2,829 mass shootings since the start of 2018.

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

so crazy when people lie and post direct evidence that they are lying

Blake Flayton

@blakeflayton

1 year

At the University of Michigan, a call to murder Jews.

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@ChadNotChud

10 months

Tbh this is a pretty bad example of this because it’s obvious from the pictures this dude was on grams of gear

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

6 months

What’s the deal with all the holocaust revisionism from… pro israel people? Hitler wasn’t going to kill the Jews until the Arabs told him to??? Unlike Hamas, Nazis actually felt really, really bad about killing Jews??? What are we doing here?

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@ChadNotChud

26 days

Love the idea that diagrams like this are supposed to clarify literally anything for me

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@ChadNotChud

7 months

Why do so many people just lie about this lol

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

this is deranged behavior

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

10 months

There’s a really good reason why pretty much every other sport has rules against steroid use. The regs are imperfect of course, but you don’t see “soccer player dies of heart attack at 30” every other month

New York Post

@nypost

10 months

Bodybuilder Jo Lindner, known online as ‘Joesthetics,’ dead at 30

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@ChadNotChud

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“Oh yeah well you’re British” no one has ever managed to recover from this devastating arg

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

2 years

People who are really down on Wikipedia absolutely kill me. Not exaggerating when I say it is among humanity’s greatest accomplishments

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

2 months

That song that goes “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal” was in part making fun of the newfangled slang “hello” which only entered popular use as a general greeting with the widespread adoption of the telephone

Senior PowerPoint Engineer

@ryxcommar

2 months

The acronym "lmfao" was invented by the eponymous uncle and nephew musical duo, LMFAO, in the year 2006, is also another one of those things.

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@ChadNotChud

7 months

There’s so many levels to this. (1) Hamas was elected by a plurality, not a majority (2) The last election was in 2006. 50% of Gazans are under 18. Do the math. (3) All this aside, targeting civilians would still be evil.

Eugene Kontorovich

@EVKontorovich

7 months

Fact check: the majority of Palestinian people in Gaza elected Hamas, which ran on a kill-all-the-Jews platform; and it remains widely popular in Gaza.

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

9 months

This is what they took from you

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@ChadNotChud

2 years

@MattWalshBlog what is an elephant?

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

3 months

I don’t think we should base social policy on what people (perhaps even including myself) would want in our lowest moments

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

The old and new Baywatch are a really good example of how bodies of male leads in Hollywood have shifted over time Genuinely believe this is unhealthy

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@ChadNotChud

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@anthonytheminty

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@ChadNotChud

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God this is such a terrible community note. “Lives in single parent household” is not the same thing is “has an absent father”

CNN

@CNN

11 months

Black fathers are often portrayed as absent or distant, but that isn’t what most people experience, according to both data and Black dads themselves. Such biased portrayals are often based on who is telling the story.

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

She really got to the fundamental contradiction in the “alpha male” ethos and just nailed him to the wall on it they love to talk up discipline, mastery of the self etc as masculine virtues but the whole allure of the ideology is to justify power and hedonism — lack of restraint

The Great British Bloke

@BangersOnToast

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This is first time in TikTok history… that the chick HUMILIATES the guy

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

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“Let people enjoy things” If you have confused this with a genuine expression of joy and not a thirst trap I’m afraid there is no hope for you

eric rivera

@ericriveracooks

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we're all the person at the next table

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@ChadNotChud

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It’s cool how right wing twitter has just collectively made up a story about Megan Fox’s three kids being trans

Dr Jordan B Peterson

@jordanbpeterson

11 months

Three trans children = malignant narcissist mother.

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@ChadNotChud

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locks like this piss me off so much why are you pretending there are 10 possibilities for each digit in the passcode just label the buttons 1-5 and stop LYING to me

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

Abstract reasoning development is good, actually

smug fecundity

@SmugFecundity

1 year

A problem from my 12yo’s math. We are firmly past what 99% of adults ever need to know and clearly into abstract reasoning development. Most people should stop math education in middle school. They know enough and further math instruction is a waste of time and frustrating.

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

11 months

Have these people ever met a single human being (rich or poor)?

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

7 months

When you matrix flip into giving the whitest food take of all time

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

the flip side of this of course is that it means Britain did reverse reparations but for slaveholders.

John Bush

@abazoo_

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@GMB

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@ChadNotChud

3 years

This is the most Reddit thing I've ever read

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

9 months

“This song about class struggle” and its just Reaganite welfare queen shit

Haz Al-Din 🇷🇺

@InfraHaz

9 months

This song about class struggle by @aintgottadollar , a working class Virginian has gone viral overnight with millions of views from ordinary Americans. The masses are far ahead of the current right wing and leftist grifter ideologists who benefit from dividing the people!

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@ChadNotChud

2 months

lmao

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

it’s really difficult to conceive of how just fucking stupid the debt ceiling is. every few years we have to do this little “starve the poor or we’ll crash the entire global economy” dance. real clown country shit.

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@ChadNotChud

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you cannot convince me there is a single person that genuinely internalizes “cisgender” as a slur would you prefer “not trans”? kinda clunky. if only there were an antonym for “trans”…

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

2 months

@VergenceS Notably without this scene, yes

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@ChadNotChud

1 month

Seems bad that “well off urbanite with ADHD and mild social anxiety” has become synonymous in online discourse with “disabled person”

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

every time this discourse crops up I’m sort of fascinated by the tension between “socialism can only be accomplished through violent revolution” and “veterans are not welcome in our movement”

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@ChadNotChud

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There is a generation of young men who have grown up believing that a suit and a glass of whiskey will make you look cool and someone desperately needs to inform them that that isn’t always true.

Chris Boyle

@heyChrisBoyle

8 months

Vivek the Fake? Vivek Ramaswamy takes heat at the first Republican primary debate Watch full episodes of “Nights with Chris Boyle” on OAN Live!

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

people just go on the internet and make shit up for tens of thousands of likes, huh

Possum Reviews

@ReviewsPossum

1 year

Dude painted a swastika, waited for it to dry, then filmed himself pretending to be a different guy painting a meme over it for internet clout.

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@ChadNotChud

2 months

Twitter users respond to the barest amounts of critical thinking the way people imagine medieval peasants would respond to modern technology

koi // kino

@durandalcomplex

2 months

This person is a fucking statistician. Someone who works with numbers, especially quantified in weird ways. Can’t count cubes in a logic puzzle. We’re fucked.

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@ChadNotChud

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It’s pretty funny how these folks always talk about how men aren’t real men anymore but the image of a “real man” they have in their head is one that eats like a child

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@ChadNotChud

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John Arnold

@JohnArnoldFndtn

3 months

The tool that policymakers have that gets the least opposition is tax credits, so tax credits have become the answer to every problem.

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@ChadNotChud

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These videos are engineered in a lab to cause me psychic damage

Pariss Athena | Founder of Black Tech Pipeline

@ParissAthena

1 year

Living in the US really is an L lol

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@ChadNotChud

9 months

It’s honestly incredibly sad to feel you have to recast cuddling with your cat as this actually very masculine and domineering thing. It’s ok to just admit that feeling/giving affection feels nice. You still get to be a man.

PimToolNews

@PimToolNews

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Tim Pool explains that "as a man", the only reason he cuddles his girlfriend or pets his cat is "because I have dominion over" them.

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

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Bro I swear bro no for real this time. We’ve found the humane execution method. Cmon trust me bro

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

8 months

Alabama is seeking to become the first 🇺🇸 US state to carry out an execution by nitrogen hypoxia, where a person dies by breathing only nitrogen, with the state's attorney general wanting an execution date for death row inmate Kenneth Smith.

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

It’s crazy how “duty” is just completely absent from modern conservatism. It’s all just selfish, almost hedonistic teenage rebellion.

Turning Point USA

@TPUSA

1 year

Come and take it

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

2 years

Euros: I can’t believe so many Americans don’t have a passport

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

6 months

@vanillaopinions Fentanyl cannot be absorbed through the skin. Fentanyl cannot be absorbed through the skin. Fentanyl cannot be absorbed through the skin.

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

8 months

Killing Snoke ruled, they were not “forced” to bring back Palpatine (TLJ clearly set Kylo Ren up to be a tragic villain) and calling that fight scene “poorly choreographed” is just silly.

Possum Reviews

@ReviewsPossum

8 months

I didn't realize killing off the main villain and forcing the last entry of a trilogy to backtrack and bring back a previous villain, and then following it with a poorly choreographed fight in which a knife was digitally removed mid-shot was considered "good filmmaking".

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@ChadNotChud

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Richard Hanania

@RichardHanania

1 year

He's going to end up worse off for it, but this is pro-social behavior. Would love to see the criminal history of the scammer, guessing this isn't much of a loss for society.

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@ChadNotChud

9 months

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again. The rich are suffering. High marginal tax rates are for their own good.

Tom Wallach, MD

@md_wallach

9 months

None of this is doing anything for him. The best anti-aging thing he’s got going for him is his hair dye.

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@ChadNotChud

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This is a really good example of “well some people have preferences and you have to respect that” is just wholly inadequate. Like, no, you are a bad person for your preferences and I will judge you for them

Rona Wang

@ronawang

7 months

it's tough out here

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

2 years

Periods should go outside quotation marks and I’m tired of pretending they shouldn’t

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

10 months

I’m sorry what the fuck

Rep. Jamaal Bowman Ed.D.

@JamaalBowmanNY

10 months

Be sure to always center your health and well-being as we fight to save democracy and humanity. 3 reps of 405 and I'm ready to go! 💪🏿

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

1 year

This is literally a Young Republicans bake sale (you can even see the elephant)

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delaniac 🌹🌱

@ChadNotChud

10 months

12 dudes literally just sit in a room and talk for 90 minutes

Greffoir ✡️🇺🇦🇵🇸🇦🇲🏳️‍⚧️🔆

@greffoir204

10 months

A kid comes home from college, spends some time with his older neighbour, and visits a wedding

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@ChadNotChud

1 year

there’s something about seeing the fascist veneration of an imagined past being applied to the literal 1990s that draws into stark relief how absurd and intellectually barren it is

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@CristusVictor

1 year

Any zoomer who thinks right pic is above average attractive doesn't understand that in the 90s, a "7" looked like left pic. "Above average" meant something else back then. There'd be like ten girls as or more beautiful than Connelly working at every chain restaurant.

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@ChadNotChud

7 months

What a quirky lil way of describing ethnic cleansing ☺️

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@ChadNotChud

4 months

I will die on the hill that punctuation that is part of the sentence containing the quote not the quote itself should go outside the quotation marks. I know this is against every style guide in the world, but I will be the change I want to see in the world god damnit

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@ChadNotChud

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The government: hey if u wanna minimize your risk of cancer, probably best to only drink occasionally. you do you though. Cons: HELP HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED

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@nypost

8 months

Biden’s alcohol czar warns new guidance could be only 2 beers a week