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prominent leftist chaos agent, member of the nonprofit industrial complex, and largely a satire account

Joined December 2019
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after much reflection, I have decided to become worse
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me leaving the 18-24 age bracket
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every night
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i wonder what happened in march 2020 that made gas so cheap
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Vince Langman
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Take 4 years apart, same gas station, different president 👇
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he's actually pretty funny sometimes
@RNCResearch
RNC Research
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"What's your advice to the next House speaker?" BIDEN: "That's above my pay grade" *shuffles away*
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they're soft launching her
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President Biden
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We are so fortunate to have a real leader, a true friend, and a historic Vice President in Kamala Harris. We couldn’t do this without you, Kamala.
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kinda rules that everybody stops trying at their job during december
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remember when mcdonalds was like “noooo don’t raise the minimum wage, your burger will get more expensive” and then doubled the price on their burgers anyway
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being a victim of feminism seems great
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that sounds extremely desirable
@runaway_vol
Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
4 months
a fake email job is not all that desirable. you'll work 1h a day and be bored out of your mind for $150k a year. it's like premium unemployment
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you don't have a reason to fly it in the grey states either
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i feel like modern family played a large role in normalizing gay marriage for millions of straight people
@adamtotscomix
Adam Ellis
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I feel like these two set gay rights back to the ‘90s
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rejecting a false premise asked in bad faith is good
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@AtomicDenny
AtomicDenny
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Refusing to answer a hypothetical question because you’re afraid to say the wrong thing isn’t “debating”. Rejecting premise because you don’t like it isn’t intelligent. If you’re praising this guy, you’re in a cult for stupid people.
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he shot a pregnant woman begging for her life, i don't see why that's funny
@upblissed
Corn ✧⍣
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“i shot her anyways” LMFAOOOOOO
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people really believe the president has a big dial in their office they use to set gas prices
@AggiesFQ
Fifth Quarter Texas A&M
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Man I miss the previous presidents gas prices
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this is so horrible to do to a patient as a mental health provider charged with their care. you should feel ashamed of yourself
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Dan Hentschel
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pain
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the simple fact of human trafficking is it primarily targets easily exploited desperate people not wealthy suburban white women
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fiona 🔆
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This is severe mental illness
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podcasts where you can tell they all hate each other but can't quit because it's too successful are the best
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@BiggestttHater
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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nobody on here knows what a twink is
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Dionysi di Alicarnasso
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this is historically true
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the real tragedy of american urbanism is that our cities with great weather year round are mostly car dependent and the ones with freezing cold winters are walkable
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you already tried this and it failed miserably
@1WesRebel
1WesRS
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More & more people see that #NationalDivorce is the answer. There’s no good reason to share ground or govt with people who hate us. Life is too short to live with unnecessary strife.
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can we reach a societal consensus that doing this to people is super fucking weird
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has enough time passed that we can all agree a 10 year ban was too harsh
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if the opinion is 5-4, don't really understand how you don't blame rbg for not retiring in 2014
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every time
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@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
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"Everyone who identifies as LGBTQ+ is born that way! Pure genetic issue! There is no social or environmental aspect to this behavior, among literally all behaviors on the planet!"
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why isn't anyone trying to build housing here?
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@Valen10Francois
François Valentin
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Population density in Europe. Spain is shockingly empty
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notice which occupation has an entire culture dedicated to the idea that they face a uniquely dangerous work environment that isn't even on the list
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the most frustrating thing is that twitter was working completely fine before elon bought it, he's just such a fucking idiot he ran this thing into the ground within a year
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the boomerfication of gen x continues
@il0venostalgia
I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'
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That’s us…
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europeans who yearn to attend the university of alabama
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@rottingpussy
regime mandated girlfriend
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europeans are so fucking funny
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nevada is so funny
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we're not gonna make it
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happy ronald reagan death day to all who celebrate
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🗣️🗣️🗣️
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he definitely thought he was doing transphobia and not antisemitism here right
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extremely rare madison cawthorn W
@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
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Madison Cawthorn is being ripped by right wingers in the comments for this Instagram post.
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nightmare list
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this is the most fake map ive ever seen
@Civixplorer
Civixplorer
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@TerribleMaps 📲 The most popular dating app in each US state
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really sad to think about how much more trans rights have come under attack since this cover 10 years ago
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this is so funny
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the replies
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@PlayStationAU
PlayStation AU
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Happy birthday to our beautiful Aloy 🧡
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this is your brain on neoliberalism
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sexually assaulting children is bad
@MKUltraMoney
James
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Not debating if what she did was good or bad, I simply want to ask what changed in society for kids now to have this reaction whereas for something like this to happen was the dream of many boomer through millennial aged boys.
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this is the easiest possible choice
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Jeff
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the year is 2014. a new star wars movie has been announced. game of thrones is the most popular show on tv. trump hasn't run for president yet. gas is two dollars a gallon. rent is 500 dollars a month. mcdonalds is a dollar. you smile, knowing this moment will never return
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you should never walk your dog without a leash in a public setting
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who the fuck combines hard liquor and salad for a meal
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he recovered from the stroke
@MAGABarbie317
〽️AGA Barbie 🇺🇸👱🏼‍♀️
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What happened to his slow, incoherent speech?
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genuinely evil thing to say
@DaRumbling
The Rumbling
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I feel horrible for connecting these dots but Harvey Weinstein got MeTood and now all the new actresses are kinda ugly
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trad caths are the funniest people alive
@AmeriCrvsader
American Crusader
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AMERICA WILL BECOME CATHOLIC AMERICA WILL BECOME AN EMPIRE
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there is literally nothing wrong with this
@FiveTimesAugust
Five Times August
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Parents… if you don’t step up NOW we are going to leave behind the most damaged and confused generation of our lifetime, and it will never get fixed.
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500 electoral votes
@schizarella
misha꙳
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🚨 BREAKING: President Biden has reportedly called a man "f*gg*t" after he randomly began singing a Lana Del Rey song in front of him.
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it's better to dine around children than dogs
@hifromkyle
KYLE
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Found my new local
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i don't think moving to cheaper neighborhoods is the same as the holocaust
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@crakkkers
🌐🧦🇺🇦🇮🇱Posting L’s
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Same vibes as “I’m just following orders”
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apparently this was the original image before right wing freaks got to it lol
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we need to put this guy in a zoo and laugh at him
@iluminatibot
illuminatibot
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this is totally and completely fine
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new york democrats: i'm just a smol bean i can't gerrymander republicans will get mad at me illinois democrats:
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@GreatLakes32nd
GreatLakesLiberal
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J.B. Pritzker deserves to be DNC Chairman after shamelessly signing off on the Illinois gerrymander
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i love when conservatives discover what news is
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Edward
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no it isn't you're just stupid
@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
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yeah the end is near the government is preparing us for something really terrible in the future
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people in poverty are allowed to have nice things
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@SpiritedSparr0w
Rachel, Spirited Sparrow
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I remember one woman had like 3 inch fake nails that were bedazzled and I just thought "I'm glad taxpayers are paying for food so you can afford those nails."
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i think society has improved since 1960
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@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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US national debt, 1960: $286 billion US national debt, 2023: $31.4 trillion Are our roads better? Are our streets safer? How about healthcare? Is it easier to raise a family? Did we improve our schools? If not, then what the hell did they do with that $31,124,000,000,000?
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this was a huge commercial and critical success for hbo, absolutely insane decision
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Damon Lindelof’s ‘WATCHMEN’ series has been removed from Max. See what’s coming soon to Max:
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the irishman: 10 nominations no wins killers of the flower moon: 10 nominations no wins
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how was this already 10 years ago
@soupformy_fam
Soup for my Family 🥣🧦🤖🫐🌞
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Happy anniversary to those who celebrate.
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@LibertyCappy
Declaration of Memes
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i don't think you know what insurance is
@leemahbo
Leem The Dream 🫶🏾
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Car insurance should give you back your money if you don’t get in an accident. We getting scammed yall
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this is just evil
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saw this on the street and said out loud "well that's not true"
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@wisconsinmapper
(generating witty username)
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Challenge: Make the worst state you can using 100 counties
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traveling is not the same as colonialism
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@blackgurldip
ya nu
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Traveling isn’t fun for me no more, I think too much about colonization 😭😭😭
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"which party elected the first drag queen to congress" is going to be a great trivia question in 10 years
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the exact moment of rbg dying and realizing we had lost the supreme court for decades is seared into my brain
@OrganizerMemes
organizermemes (panda era)
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What moment in politics had you like this
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every conservative joke is just like ha ha racism
@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
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Awkward: Supreme Court Rules Against Affirmative Action With Affirmative Action Hire Sitting Right There
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it was such a funny election because he really thought for sure he was going to win
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crazy that church membership was pretty stable for 60 years then dropped immediately rapidly past 2000
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@161phen are you one of the elves
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i would like to ratio this tweet
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the 1 minute city
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@notkavi
kavi 🌉🚱
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The backlash to 15 minute cities has polarized me. We're going to do 14 minute cities now. Every time you complain about pods and bugs we reduce it by 1 minute
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it's funny how badly we've memory holed that the moon landing and space race buildup was deeply unpopular
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let her cook
@RNCResearch
RNC Research
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Kamala Harris: "I Love Gen Z ... if someone is 18 years old today, they were born in 2005! Oh yeah, check that out. Think about that for a minute! Ha ha ha ha."
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we've reinvented cable
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Disney+ is going to add channels 📺 They will each have a continuous scheduled stream of shows within specific genres like Marvel & Star Wars (via @theinformation )
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they're so explicitly fascist now we can never let these people obtain power again
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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it's so funny this is about doordash
@jewstein3000
Justine Barron
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The left is so violently against disabled people’s needs every single week on here. Good luck with your movement. You’ve alienated a very large marginalized group
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watching normal people discover the nonprofit industrial complex is so funny
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tucker carlson has completely spun out and lost all his influence since getting fired from fox can everyone finally admit that deplatforming is really, really effective
@simonateba
Simon Ateba
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Tucker Carlson on How the Media Covered for Obama's "Personal Pleasures" in 2008. He said, "In 2008 it became really clear that Barack Obama had been having sex with men and smoking crack and a guy came forward, Larry Sinclair, and said..."
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i think killing two million people would be a genocide
@HotSpotHotSpot
HOT SPOT
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DESTINY: “If Israel were to literally nuke the Gaza strip and kill 2 million people, I don’t know if that would qualify as genocide”
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I love how *this* was the thing that finally made comrade waluigi criticize the Chinese government
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he has better coverage of this than literally almost every mainstream media outlet
@Seamus_Malek
Séamus Malekafzali
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Oh NO
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you have an anxiety disorder
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