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This is Travis. He's on a mission to interview everyone. First up, Canadian man @jordanbpeterson .
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Moments From Victory Against Democrats, Republicans Decide To Start Attacking First Amendment
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Ilhan Omar: 'Antisemitism Wouldn't Be A Problem If We Got Rid Of All The Jews'
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Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters
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College Freshman Explains Socialism To Cuban Who Escaped On A Raft
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Doctor Points On MRI To Part Of Man's Brain Where 'Seinfeld' Bass Riff Has Been Playing For Over Two Decades
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9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings
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Baby Patiently Waiting Until Fully Strapped In Car Seat To Unleash Diaper Apocalypse
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United Methodist Church To Split Over Whether Or Not To Be Christians
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King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant
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American Flag Defended By Frat Boy Heroes Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, And Dylan
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TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again
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New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police
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History Repeats Itself As Communists Run Out Of Food
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MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple Racist Gestures
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White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It
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8 Highly Effective Ways To Remove Protesters From Your Campus
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A.I. Calculates It Will Be More Efficient To Just Let Humanity Destroy Itself
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Flintstones Vitamins Now Available With Puberty Blockers
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