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@tarintowers

2 years

Anyway this week I wrote about making a pilgrimage to a swamp

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@tarintowers

8 months

I see you’re living in a tent with your partner and your dog. Would you like to surrender your dog and sleep alone on a mat in a gymnasium? We’ll throw out all your belongings for free

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@LondonBreed

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When people reject offers of shelter, we should be able to enforce city laws. Last week, the plaintiffs in the lawsuit against the City agreed in court with this point. This was a huge step.

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@tarintowers

5 years

@bijanstephen everyone gets one paid year off to write their novel or farm alpacas

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@tarintowers

3 years

@buttpraxis There were a ton of studies in the 70s and 80s linking coffee to heart disease, high blood pressure and stroke and then they were like, whoops! forgot to control for cigarette smoking!

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@tarintowers

8 months

Housing is the answer, not jails. The barriers to making market-rent housing out of office buildings are pretty high but why not make indoor navigation centers where people can live with their families

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@APTPaction

8 months

Would you accept a “shelter offer” that requires you to leave your pet behind? What about an “offer” with a strict curfew that means you can’t work your job? What if this “offer” requires you to trash most of your belongings? Proper housing is the only solution.

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@tarintowers

6 years

Proof that giving toxic nerdmen hot girlfriends doesn't make them feel less martyred

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@cd_hooks

6 years

he's lost his fuckin mind

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@tarintowers

1 year

Lotta Muni “fare cop” stories today—Some Reminders: • they’re not cops and don’t have authority to detain you • walk away or disembark before actual SFPD shows up, & if they do, don’t talk • fare evasion is under the traffic code, not criminal. It’s a parking ticket 1/3

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@tarintowers

3 years

@venturecommunis @marx_knopfler lotta gender reveal parties this weekend, huh

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@tarintowers

6 years

Yoooooo I just saw a young Italian tourist couple checking into an RV parked on Alabama Street as a motherfuckin Airbnb Folks, we have achieved the gentrification of homelessness

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@tarintowers

1 year

@jzux talking about the weather is fun and important and a good way to bond with strangers and catch up with friends, and if you think it’s boring, you’ve probably never done any real work

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@tarintowers

8 months

@Twolfrecovery That’s not what gaslighting means. We’ve never met.

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@tarintowers

5 years

@SDanielsAuthor @haszombiesinit that’s a notorious OCR scanning problem when converting old books into digital.

Scanner for ebook cannot tell its 'arms' from its 'anus'

A technical problem with optical character recognition software creates some awkward moments in romantic novels

www.theguardian.com

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@tarintowers

8 years

As someone who grew up in a small Appalachian town, I urge you to read this interview about who "poor whites" are.

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@tarintowers

1 year

@cd_hooks @Cryptoterra comedy is lethal now

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@tarintowers

2 years

@liv_username a store with a big jar of bouillon cubes where you can buy one for a quarter like gum balls

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@tarintowers

8 years

WITCHMAS💜 👁 🌚🌝 ⚔⚔⚔ 🗝🔑🗝🔑 ⚖🕯⚗⚖🕯 🕸🕷🕸🕷🕸🕷 🦄🌬🦄🌬🦄🌬🦄 👶👧🏻👵🏻👸🏻💀⚰⚱👼👶 🔮✨🔮✨🔮✨🔮✨🔮✨

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@tarintowers

1 year

my best friend just punched a Nazi and spit in his face at the Walk for Life SF and I have never been prouder of anyone

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@tarintowers

7 years

Be the town you want the boys to come back to.

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@tarintowers

7 years

You know, thanking your captors for not killing you is not something people do in a healthy society

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@tarintowers

4 years

@noahcowan2 Population of California: 39,512,223 Population of Canada: 38,005,238

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@tarintowers

1 year

You can ask them to give you a warning instead of a fine. You can ask for your fine to be reversed. You can get your fine reversed if you buy a low-income pass or sign up for a free program. But you shouldn’t have to do any of that, because transit should be free. 3/3

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@tarintowers

2 years

@TheLincoln strong agree

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@tarintowers

2 years

Gavin Newsom needs to give me $400 for every car that doesn’t stop for pedestrians (I’m the pedestrian)

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@tarintowers

4 years

Found out an old friend of mine died of fear. you could call it second-hand COVID. He had asthma; he got laid off from his job as a bartender. The anxiety gave him such a severe asthma attack that he had a heart attack and died on a ventilator. 2 COVID tests were negative.

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@tarintowers

1 year

• Remember! you didn’t pay because you forgot your wallet, so you don’t have an ID or your Clipper card • Your Muni fare name is the last name of your favorite corrupt SF Official + the line you’re riding (Nuru Masonic, Jenkins Church, etc) 2/3

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@tarintowers

2 years

the answer to “how do we pay for X government program” should always be “fine Elon Musk”

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@tarintowers

2 years

@Mo777jet @lovesdaisies71 @BaelaLayla because your face is 6 inches away from strangers’ faces

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@tarintowers

2 years

@owenpeery @petercalloway the problem is the “fallout” comes after lives lost, families broken up, more people homeless because they lost their jobs and apartments during lockup

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@tarintowers

6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe The number of men I'm aware of who brought both their girlfriends to Burning Man expecting no drama is astounding

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@tarintowers

1 year

@LolitaGracexx I know this isn’t the point and I don’t want to be a huge bummer, but a friend of mine just died in a house fire and there are literal headlines in the Des Moines Register about the fact he had no working smoke detectors

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@tarintowers

5 years

this is grim, and it’s the externality of gentrification we’ve been banging the drum about for years a profitable, beloved business that owns their building and pays good wages & benefits simply can’t staff their shop, so they have to close

Last meal: Mission Pie will soon close its doors

Mission Pie, the 12-year-old restaurant and bakery at Mission and 25th, deploys the clever slogan, “Eat Pie. Live Forever.” If only. And, alas, no one

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@tarintowers

7 years

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord my soul to keep And if I die before I wake The leaks are real, the news is fake.

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@tarintowers

2 years

Got a ridiculous pro-driver email from the @deyoungmuseum just now about reopening @CarFreeJFK to traffic. Here is my response.

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@tarintowers

2 years

@margosteines @jestom you should get a raise instead, since you’re furnishing office space

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@tarintowers

6 years

Oh hey BTW: Today is 11 years for me without any drugs, including alcohol 💯👻🚫⚗

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@tarintowers

8 months

looking at the Burning Man reddit like OK you CANNOT read this all day. I am extremely interested to know whether any of the techie indoor compounds are letting commoners shelter with them

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@tarintowers

7 months

Of all the excellent points made in this article, one stands out as a counter to the proposal’s own champions: To the people who think shoplifting and car break-ins are the scourge of the city, how will taking welfare away from the poor *decrease* theft of property?

Mission Local

@MLNow

7 months

On Mayor Breed's forced drug testing of welfare recipients: “I’ve known people on welfare and I’ve known people at City Hall,” said longtime SF political consultant Eric Jaye. “There are many more people at City Hall who are high on drugs.” @AnnikaHom

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@tarintowers

2 years

@CAKitchener you could have spent your time on literally anything else

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@tarintowers

7 years

"It looks like you're experiencing a hate crime, would you like some assistance?"

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@tarintowers

5 years

@juliacarriew I got away with this one in a book about web design: A sidebar on typography called “I Shot the Serif”

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@tarintowers

1 year

I think the decline and fall of Twitter is basically Snowpiercer, but it’s a comedy, and we’re all rooting for the train to crash while we’re on it

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@dxmnkd316

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@golikehellmachi Lockheed doesn't need lawyers.

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@tarintowers

9 years

I have tweeted the takes from inside the dumpster and which you had probably opened in tabs Forgive me they were awful so white and so hot

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@tarintowers

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@ellorysmith “Well, look what the cat dragged in”

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@tarintowers

4 years

@dubsteppenwolf Today is leg month

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@tarintowers

2 years

@TheFrisc @sfbos @deyoungmuseum Hey DeYoung have you taken into account those of us former members and visitors who will never darken your doorstep again because you’re advocating for pollution and traffic deaths?

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@tarintowers

7 years

Why is the Pepe crowd calling antifa "babies" and "snowflakes" for setting shit on fire and punching Nazis? Snow babies sound fucking fierce

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@tarintowers

6 years

My name is Ice Box and I'm here to say Somebody took your plums away They were so cool they were ice ice cold So delicious and sweet they made your husband bold He was so sorry, he left you this verse He stole your plums, but it could be worse

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@tarintowers

4 years

Oakland if you’re awake tonight @moms4housing needs backup BayResist: Emergency eviction support for #Moms4Housing tonight 12-6am: bring rain gear & layers. Stay alert next 48 hours:

QUIP

@EQUIPTO

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2928 Magnolia st. Oakland, Ca. @moms4housing . Sheriffs said they’re on their way. Folks out here deep. Holding space. This is a historical moment. It’s beautiful. I’m sure the sheriffs will come at 5am or a time people leave. So they need people presence. #SaveMomsHouse

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@tarintowers

2 years

Dean Preston could post “I’m enjoying a peanut butter sandwich today!” and his replies would be like “No jelly? PB & fentanyl? Are you going to invite all the drug addicts to have a sandwich with you in your mansion? It’s your fault peanut butter is unattainable for families!”

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@tarintowers

8 months

@youseepeeYYC sheesh

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@tarintowers

8 years

Everybody cheering for the demise of taxi companies: You're cheering against poor people bringing a carload of groceries home. GFY.

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@tarintowers

8 years

It's true, some union organizers do wear uniforms. I salute our mechanics and fry cooks and nurses and maids today!

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@GovAbbott

8 years

Have a safe and happy Labor Day, & remember the men & women who wear the uniform to defend our freedoms.

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@tarintowers

8 years

Hillary is so skilled at not rolling her eyes

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@tarintowers

1 year

@MilesKlee she’s an anime cat girl streamer but with food instead of video games

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@tarintowers

6 years

WRITERS: GO TO YOUR WEB SITES AND MAKE PDFS OF YOUR BEST WORK This cannot wait Do it now And back that shit up

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@tarintowers

7 years

@IronyDept @92pesos The wires,,, are part of the American landscape

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@GoldwagNathan @RottenInDenmark I mean…

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2 years

@Spookylinetime @xsphi flies, mosquitos, wasps, ticks, crickets and ladybugs are bugs. Ontology.

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@tarintowers

7 years

Kompromat, Kompromat Looks just like a diplomat Louise Mensch? Russian spy Fools even the Game Theory Guy Look out! Here comes the Kompromat

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@tarintowers

6 years

What's gone under the radar in the Cambridge Analytics story is that 320,000 people were so hype to get $2-$5 that they logged into their personal FB accounts, took a personality test, and signed away their personal info

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@tarintowers

2 years

This is one of those AITA posts where you read the headline (what do you mean LET HER choose her clothes) and then you screech to a halt and reverse when you read the text

Am I the Asshole?

@AITA_online

2 years

AITA for not letting my girlfriend wear her “unique” dress to a wedding?

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@tarintowers

7 years

Did people always wish for massive deaths from natural & manmade disasters? Or is this new?

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@tarintowers

3 years

Made it to the beach on my bike from the Mission for the first time ever! 🚴🏻‍♀️🎉📯😎 Thank you #CarFreeJFK and #slowstreets !!!

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@tarintowers

7 years

Things you can't do ironically*: •Cry •Poop •Orgasm •Go to prison •Salute fucking Nazis using the Nazi fucking salute

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@PJTobia

7 years

Richard Spencer just texted me that the Nazi salutes at his Sat speech were “clearly done in a spirit of irony and exuberance.”

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@tarintowers

6 years

@historyinflicks It's a good thing racism is over and he's just, you know, telling jokes

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@tarintowers

7 years

Hey SF: Don't act like Trumpism is just the rest of the country, you smug fucks.

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San Franciscans voted to confiscate tents from homeless people (Q) and failed to pass the funding that would've provided them housing (K).

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2 years

housing twitter

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4 years

Good news, bad news (via @reveal )

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@tarintowers

5 years

The Life-Changing Magic of Just Shutting Up

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4 years

@Mack_Shearer @smoreilak I wonder why the women you meet choose to tell you nothing about themselves

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@tarintowers

8 years

Who takes disabled people home from the hospital for a voucher? Not Uber.

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@tarintowers

6 years

@elongreen I was sitting on the sidewalk outside MOMA and there was John Waters, pacing casually but studiously up and back so no one would approach him. Who was he waiting for? Andie MacDowell.

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@tarintowers

8 years

See you November 9 Joe

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@tarintowers

6 years

@pat_gardner @sargoth Are those wiki leeks

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@tarintowers

6 years

BREAKING: San Francisco is going to have a different mayor every day for Pride Month. Jane Kim. Bevan Dufty. The Tamale Lady. Swan. Driver Doug. Chicken John. Julia Allison. Anne Kihagi.

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@tarintowers

3 years

They also stole the pie off his windowsill. The iPad is wrapped in a bandanna and tied to a stick, maybe he can catch them before they hop a freight train to nowhere

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@tarintowers

8 years

What a bunch of solipsistic dorks the tech world is, all worshipping each other like a cult who thinks they're all wizards

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@tarintowers

2 years

@RonniesaurusHex @Ranting_Trans I believe Jasmine is talking about Faceapp, the one that uses machine learning to transform your face into stereotypes of different demographics. I think you’re talking about Facebook?

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@tarintowers

2 years

@jmfowl late-modern police station

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@tarintowers

4 years

all sports are canceled except witchcraft

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@tarintowers

8 years

🔮🙏HEY EVERYBODY🙏🔮 I'm looking at 2 rooms in the Mission this week! This could be it, I could have a home Send your spells, prayers, &c 💜

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8 years

Yay it's Psyduck! @sarahjeong #xoxofest2016

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4 years

@LondonBreed @SF_emergency Call tonight’s off too

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3 years

America dot jpg

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@tarintowers

8 years

Who works with paratransit to help disabled people run errands without having to wait for the shuttle to come around? Not Uber.

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@tarintowers

2 years

@Papapishu why are there menthol eye drops??

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@tarintowers

2 years

Best time of day for Dolores Park. It’s so warm out

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5 years

Developer: I have renovatwd a shabby Victorian Oakland: you fucked up a perfectly good house is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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@SFGate

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Before and after: The dramatic transformation of a shabby West Oakland Victorian

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Please admire my rain cube

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🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡 🎉OH MY GOD I'M MOVING INTO A PLACE THIS WEEK🎉 🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁

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@LindseyGrahamSC Buddy,

Lindsey Graham

@LindseyGrahamSC

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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

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@tarintowers

8 years

I can also hand you some nice ones and zeroes for a $3 fee #missiondistrict

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@tarintowers

6 years

A friend of mine told me last night that for YEARS when her friends said they "listened to The Mountain Goats," she didn't know it was a band She thought her friends were listening ... to recordings ... Of goats 🎶🐐

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@tarintowers

8 years

Who takes cash? Not Uber.

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@tarintowers

7 years

Now THIS would be resistance

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@tarintowers

9 years

LOOK MY NEW HALLOWEEN NAME IS SCARY AS FUCK 💉👻

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@tarintowers

4 years

Honestly capitalism killed him, the fear of dying poor or broke, underinsured, and in a hospital. And he did. And I am so angry. We shared thoughts like these and I am going to let them burn like a candle. RIP, pal. May we have justice in your name. What is remembered, lives.

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@tarintowers

3 years

want to feel old? The Georgia runoff election was yesterday

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2 years

woke up this morning and I was 50 years old 😧🥳🎉

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@tarintowers

2 years

@YellowstoneTen @AryehBrus @poppy_haze Also when a park or beach closes at sunset, that’s different from closing at dusk, which is civil twilight, which is before it’s perceivably dark. So both people and cops need to know what time it is for that purpose.

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