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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

1 year

Can I ask a stupid question. What’s wrong with trees

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@yupthtexists

1 year

Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.

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8 months

The quality of sweaters has declined so greatly in the last twenty years that I think it genuinely necessitates a national conversation

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@FilmUpdates

8 months

Ben Schwartz recreates Billy Crystal’s look from ‘WHEN HARRY MET SALLY…’

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5 months

My cat when I sleep at someone else’s house for a night

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Its one of those nights

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7 months

It’s so funny to read these headlines if you remember what the Bush Twins were like

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@PageSix

7 months

Malia Obama takes smoke break in LA weeks after sister Sasha was also spotted smoking cigarette

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

1 year

You must be this tender and loving with all of God’s creatures and I’m being so serious about that

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@ohshidt

1 year

saving a Kingfisher who’s feet are frozen to the railing

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

11 months

I do think if you made a kardashian live my life on my income for a single month they would kill themselves

Katie Camero

@camerokt_

11 months

OK her quote followed by the price of her tank top has me so 💀💀💀

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@ellorysmith

11 months

Can I suggest that the mundanity of life is actually very special so things like going to the gym and playing with your dog might be the best you ever get and that’s still a good life.

Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

2 years

Will never forget a rich guy I dated who once told me I was “so good at using all my groceries”

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

8 months

When I make a typo in the group chat and my friends use that misspelling as slang for the next six years

Selena Gomez Source

@GomezSource

8 months

Selena Gomez reacts to posts/memes about her from the #VMAs via her Instagram story

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

1 month

Sooo close. That is a dog

Stephen Casey

@StephenCaseyRea

1 month

This is actually a good representation of what feminism is doing to men. Making them docile and weak.

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

1 year

They banned teenagers from my hometown mall. You now have to be 18+ or with a chaperone.

Rex Woodbury

@rex_woodbury

1 year

Teens who meet up with their friends 'almost every day' is down from 50% in the 90s to 25% today. Falls off a cliff around 2010, alongside the rise of smartphones and social media.

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

9 months

Rich folks I dog sit for have switched to Hulu with ads. The recession is here beloved

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@ellorysmith

2 years

My cat is on a (MEDICALLY PRESCRIBED) diet and it’s making him so violently pissed off it’s bringing the whole household to their knees

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Larry David wrote Seinfeld while living in subsidized housing for artists. We used to do things just like this. Grants for artists, public funds for them to live and work.

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

2 years

Every day I log onto this website, see four of the strangest sentences ever written, and then go about my day. The long term effects of this on the human brain are unknown.

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@ellorysmith

5 months

This type of study is done endlessly in all parts of the world. Every time we learn the poor people don’t waste money. And then we just move on and do nothing with that information.

Keith Boykin

@keithboykin

5 months

Researchers gave homeless people $750 per month for a year, no questions asked. The recipients spent the money on food, housing, transportation, clothing, and health care. And after six months, only 12% of those who received funds were still homeless.

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

6 months

To have been loved is to have been changed

annalise

@annadeathbed

6 months

my friends dads scrub daddy….. baby it’s time to let go.

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@ellorysmith

14 days

“As I remember it, the Civil Rights Movement had no arrests, the Vietnam protests were peaceful, and no bricks were thrown at Stonewall.” That’s how a lot of you sound this week.

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Honked at a car this morning that turned out to be my therapist while we were both on the way to her office. I’m sure we will be getting into one today.

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@ellorysmith

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Rachel Metz

@rachelmetz

28 days

i asked SARAH, the World Health Organization's new AI chatbot, for medical help near me, and it provided an entirely fabricated list of clinics/hospitals in SF. fake addresses, fake phone numbers. check out @jessicanix_ 's take on SARAH here: via @business

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@ellorysmith

10 months

My therapist had no idea there was a Barbie movie coming out. She said it’s live action? I said yeah. She said this year?

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Ohhhh my gosh you’re in love.. Thts nice. I bet you aren’t as productive as you used to be.

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@ellorysmith

2 years

I loovve saving a stupid picture to my phone and then never deleting it. My phone is screaming, stop! I can’t handle anymore ! But I cannot. Another stupid picture must be downloaded and saved.

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Ohhhhhh ok. No comment.

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Robert Frost was born way too early. The nickname Bobby Chills would’ve gone so hard.

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

2 years

Not employed or unemployed but a third worse thing (freelance)

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

1 month

Coffee shop near my house has started charging $14.50 for a bagel with cream cheese , not all small businesses deserve to make it

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@ellorysmith

11 months

As a Los Angeles babysitter I have seen children’s birthday parties that would make Bernie Sanders kill himself

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

4 months

Not the triangle shirtwaist factory strategy

Gothamist

@Gothamist

4 months

Emergency exit gates at three subway stations will soon take 15 seconds to open, MTA officials announced Monday, as part of an effort to crack down on the “super highway of fare evasion.”

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@ellorysmith

6 months

When you work in service spaces it’s well known that the holidays are jam-packed with certain people and groups helping out momentarily while the rest of the year they actively work against helping people get fed or housed

NOlympics LA

@NOlympicsLA

6 months

Billionaire Jeffrey Katzenberg could single-handedly end homeless in Los Angeles if he wanted to. Spare us the photo op

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Crazy that the response to this is never “we need to pay our teachers more”

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@nypost

1 year

Physics teacher resigns after students discover her OnlyFans site

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@ellorysmith

1 year

My dad died at 62, begging his insurance to cover some of his chemo, while Henry Kissinger had access to three heart surgeries and will to live to see 100. Just something I think about when I feel like being angry.

Peter Baker

@peterbakernyt

1 year

Henry Kissinger turns 100 years old tomorrow and his son reflects on the secrets of his longevity. Hint: It's not the diet heavy on bratwurst and Wiener schnitzel.

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

10 months

When I say the light of god shines upon me I don’t mean it in a religious way I mean it like this

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@ellorysmith

2 years

I don’t trust anyone who says they hate small talk. Umm. Sorry there are a few hoops to jump through before you can tell me something really strange

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@ellorysmith

5 months

Direct cash payments to working people. Could his father say the same

PoliticsVideoChannel

@politvidchannel

5 months

BREAKING: it was just revealed that Hunter Biden spent a staggering $870K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships

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@ellorysmith

1 year

I’m at the vet sitting next to a woman who keeps loudly going “uh oh” any time someone leaves crying. Unfortunately it’s making me laugh really hard.

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Woke up in a cold sweat remembering I voted Republican in the fourth grade mock election because I liked elephants better

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@ellorysmith

2 years

If you have more than $15,000 worth of work done to your face you shouldn’t be able to start a beauty line. Willing to die on this hill.

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@ellorysmith

5 months

Naming your WiFi connection is a sure fire way to let everyone know how old you are. There are maybe ten thousand households of thirty five year old men whose internet is named Pretty Fly for a WiFi

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Do we think she knows the full story or did she stop reading after “died in Iraq”

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@ellorysmith

2 years

When I was in the third grade a girl in my class told everybody her brother killed Saddam Hussein and we all believed her . Our teacher let her make a little announcement about it. The early 2000s were just like that

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@ellorysmith

2 years

I know 30 year old men who are 40 and I know 30 year old men who are 24. Hope this makes sense.

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@ellorysmith

7 months

Rumpelstiltskin as hell

Matt Rice

@matt____rice

7 months

George Santos just left Tim Burchett’s office with a baby in his arms. When asked if it was his baby, he said “not yet.”

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@ellorysmith

1 year

@jelenawoehr I’m also like. Trees provide shade. They’re good for everyone.

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

10 months

Having to pay taxes on unemployment money is soooooo petty. Can you not just give me the amount of money you’d like me to keep

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Okay I’m learning a lot about trees, concrete, and algae thank you for humoring me everybody

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ellory smith

@ellorysmith

4 months

The problem with making your entire personality being young/hot is that eventually you might be neither of those things and you’ll still have to find something about yourself that feels important and true.

lara

@lara16521081

4 months

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@ellorysmith

7 months

We need an education program in this country that explains to people the point of a government service vs a business. A government service isn’t losing money - we are paying for the service. The “profit” is getting to use the thing. It does not generate income. It’s a service.

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A government-run grocery store in Kansas lost $123,000 last year and the "goal" is to lose only $100,000 this year. Now Chicago wants to open its own.

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@ellorysmith

1 year

I showed this video to an ex boyfriend once and he said, that’s not funny. Put yourself in jimmy’s shoes.

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@ycsm1n

1 year

his whole career flashed before his eyes 😭

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@ellorysmith

4 months

This is how Jacob Elordi looks to me

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Will never forget the guy I saw on raya whose bio said “I prefer reading books to texting” like those were the only two options or even comparable choices

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@ellorysmith

2 years

@ColeAndersen3

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@ellorysmith

1 year

@ekf_fc Genuinely yes you are still allowed to bring a gun into this mall

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@ellorysmith

11 months

If I take even 6 hours away from this site something happens that leaves me hunting for clues for the next three days.

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Social media/phones obviously cause anxiety and hurt self esteem but when kids have no where to be the only option is scrolling

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Today’s damages

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Sorry want to come clean about being mean to my cat earlier but it’s not about being perfect it’s about trying

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@ellorysmith

6 months

Anddddd I am telling you, I’m Not Going! I’m staying - I’m staying. And you, you, you.. you’re gonna love me

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@ellorysmith

6 months

When a restaurant only has their own homemade ketchup.I’m like don’t you know hubris is the hero’s fatal flaw

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@ellorysmith

11 months

I’m sorry when you told me your grandma died I said diva down. It was a knee jerk reaction

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10 months

Welt, I been on an elegant walk. To the town where my internshit is taking place.

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@ellorysmith

1 year

@JakeLahut Fucking Reagan

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@ellorysmith

2 years

It’s soooo drama when someone says an event was cancelled due to “unforeseen circumstances.” Babe describe the circumstances.

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Craaaaazy that there is no shorthand for “I am addicted to the way you are bc of the kind of childhood I had but I don’t think you are a good or interesting person “ … there should be like an acronym or something

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@ellorysmith

8 months

@SeanYoo First we fix the sweaters. Then who knows

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@ellorysmith

9 months

It’s okay to be bad with money if you’re pure of heart about it

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1 year

Sooooo what’s everyone’s back up career

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Sorry for muting you on Instagram :( it’s just that ur beautiful and life seems too easy for you

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Yes this was a very good compliment and the secret to using all your groceries is freezing anything that’s about to go bad (BUT IS NOT BAD YET) and using it later in a soup or stir fry or casserole

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@ellorysmith

11 months

Kendall if you can survive on $38,000 a year for one year I will retract my statement

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@ellorysmith

5 months

Boys discover MyFitnessPal and have the same eating disorder journey the rest of us did at age 14

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@ellorysmith

6 months

Garfield needs to be voiced by a grizzled alcoholic who got kicked out of AA meetings for complaining about the snack options

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

6 months

Chris Pratt’s Garfield voice has been revealed.

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Not drinking is awesome because it gives you the radical opportunity to find other things that will make you hungover to the brinj of death. Like having too much sugar or staying up one half hour too late.

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@ellorysmith

11 months

All I’m saying is that when I’m dead I will miss using my body and playing with dogs and eating pizza on the couch

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Going out with a girl who works in cyber security next week so I’m gonna print out all my passwords and ask what she thinks

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@ellorysmith

8 months

Girl move on

Los Angeles Police Protective League

@LAPPL

8 months

We will never forget LAPD Policeman John M. Brinnegar, who was killed in the line of duty on September 29, 1928, after being shot by a bootlegging suspect.⁠

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@ellorysmith

8 months

Ben looks amazing and ready for fall. He deserves the sweater Billy has.

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@ellorysmith

6 months

Going to a quiet corner of the party so I can save my Duolingo streak

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Reeeeaaal quick I just want to say as someone who works service jobs in wealthy spaces those people think of you the same way they would a mop or a vacuum. You are an appliance in their world not a person.

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women have gone BACKWARDS.

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@ellorysmith

2 years

@J3an8651 She might win she’s ripped

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@ellorysmith

1 year

Nobody’s making enough money except for like maybe 200 people who are making way, way too much.

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@ellorysmith

7 months

No one, saying anything. The quietest moment in the world. All of us focused on other events. JK Rowling:

NME

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J.K. Rowling says she would “happily” do prison time for her transgender views

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@ellorysmith

9 months

No sex scenes in movies? Let’s go one further. No more eating. Has a character having a snack ever furthered the plot.

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@ellorysmith

11 months

There should be 20 minutes of every day where you can rub your eyes really hard without consequences

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@ellorysmith

2 years

I love living in LA. every day I see an outfit That would make a pilgrim kill themselves.

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@ellorysmith

1 year

No respect for labor, no respect for art, just profit margins and money

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

1 year

Multiple studios are exploring using AI to generate scripts based on books and other public domain IP. The studios reportedly plan to hire writers to rewrite those AI scripts when the writers’ strike ends. (Source: )

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@ellorysmith

7 months

Damn stop quote tweeting this about how I’m old. I’m still in my twenties im using “if you remember” as a PHRASE!!!!!!!

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@ellorysmith

2 years

The body keeps the score? Ok. Has it tried considering that not everything is a competition

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@ellorysmith

10 months

@aliciadcarroll I said she must be going to Oppenheimer and she asked if that was a German movie

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@ellorysmith

1 year

I don’t want to have a day job I want to vacuum the house on quaaludes like my ancestors got to.

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@ellorysmith

11 months

@billcanzoneri It’s just sad music! Guys life is good!

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@ellorysmith

1 year

The secret to longevity is money

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@ellorysmith

2 years

You’re in his DMs I have no idea where I am. Can anybody help me.

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@ellorysmith

7 months

Bitch I thought you died

Gonzo

@GonzotheGreat

7 months

Check out this nifty photo wreath I bought to congratulate myself on stuffing a tuba full of tapioca and painting a wall with it! It's important to celebrate the weird wins, y'know?

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@ellorysmith

2 years

Adam Sandler

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@ellorysmith

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@themeredith Truly the most fun

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@ellorysmith

2 years

I am so burnt out that just sitting on the toilet feels like a lunch break.

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1 year

@jasonappledp Ohhhh okay yeah tht makes more sense

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I can’t believe we’re all just not talking about the years of your life where 3+ people you know get married every summer and you’re out 5k

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@ellorysmith

9 months

I’ve spent the last six months or so thinking that getting a new expensive couch would radically change my life. And it turns out I was right.

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