Mike 🧸 @mrice97 Twitter profile

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

Y’all ever seen a fairy beat both his brothers at the gun range?

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

11 months

This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it

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5 months

Owning a MacBook Pro from 2015

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Mike 🧸

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2 years

I can’t stop thinking about Her

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Mike 🧸

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4 months

NOBODY MOVE 🔫

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Mike 🧸

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10 months

Fired 2 weeks after moving into a new apartment

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

@helen I question if not actually squeezing the lemon is a reference to this classic video

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Mike 🧸

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11 months

@JerimiahLee It’s not “feminine” to purchase 2 tacky wealth-signals that have gone viral on tiktok. It’s just poor taste.

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Mike 🧸

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11 months

@takeheartmonica

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Mike 🧸

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11 months

@Frogisis Completely. It’s like he’s stuck in eternal limbo.

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Mike 🧸

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3 years

No emoji could ever replace 0_o

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

@aramnotagoat Loewe Minnie Mouse shoes vibes

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

11 months

@kathbarbadoro after reading the first part I was literally sooooooo scared for what was about to come….. but no this is delicious and pleasant

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

Can y’all watch her while I go smoke

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

@emonormie Ok Emily Brontë

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

8 months

Almost everything in these photos is used, vintage, antique or handmade :)

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8 months

fascinated that anyone in their 20s could have a home decor style beyond “this was free on marketplace”, “this was my grandma’s” or “I live near an outlet mall and checked daily for a year until a couch was marked under $500”

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

Organizing a night out with ur friends? Oh you mean project management, aligning stakeholders, strategic communication, and addressing shifting timeliens.

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

This could be us but you’re playing

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

5 months

Encouraging other unemployed friends to sublet their apartment and leave the country ❣️❣️

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

Insufferable and suffering

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

9 months

I loveeee being the hot gay messy cousin. My life is falling apart so I’m going to Mexico for a couple months. Any other questions??

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Mike 🧸

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19 days

Gay Guy Friday 😤😤😤

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

3am DMing every single gay man in existence

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

@jakewhomst How long does it take him to complete a single task if he records himself doing every single one…

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 years

MTV, welcome to my (new) crib

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

11 months

Glamour is actually a very important metric

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Mike 🧸

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4 months

Coming back from 6 months of unemployment washed-up, tan, skinny, broke, and single

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

10 months

Help this man find a job

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

I can’t tell if the Thai morning light makes me look snatched or busted

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

@oomfabelle Not me thinking “oh like Loewe SS23”

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 years

LinkedIn vs reality

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

2 years

Hi boys

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

5 years

Stop judging people in DAAP based on their major. Fashion design is INSPIRATIONAL Communication design in INSIGHTFUL Interior design is BEAUTIFUL Industrial design Architecture is IMPACTFUL Fine arts is POWERFUL Urban planning is TRANSFORMATIVE

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Mike 🧸

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7 months

Fumbling the bag with the hottest guy to have ever messaged me on an app….

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

I walked into a French bakery in Hayes Valley dressed like this (bucket included) and the woman working immediately said to me “you’re here for Too Good to Go, aren’t you?” And she was right!

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

2 years

Open button-down w/ tank is the male slut outfit. Someone find me a little chain!!

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

7 months

I can’t wait to move back to SF and have full access to my wardrobe again.

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

They need to stop using thirst traps when reporting on him

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

7 years

The Kylie Jenner lip kit wouldn't exist if OJ Simpson didn't kill his wife

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Mike 🧸

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27 days

I love files and documents and presentations and newsletters 👨‍💼🗄️🗓️💼 👔 🖊️📊

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Mike 🧸

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11 months

Whew, didn’t expect all that drama

Mike 🧸

@mrice97

11 months

This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

Funny all the comments are like “she needs to be paid!” Yes, she was paid like $30-40 per hour to do her job, her idea was amazing, and Spotify released it. That’s the dream scenario for any design internship. There’s no royalties on ideas in corporate.

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Mike 🧸

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4 months

“I <3 DILFS” just messaged me on a dating app………… I’m 26.

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

Hot dad with kids mistook me for his wife this morning — euphoric experience

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

7 months

@tyler02020202 $80k in debt drinking Starbucks in an SUV w/ 2 sunroofs lol

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Mike 🧸

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5 months

Mom, I threw up 😕

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

At one with the ocean lately

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

Today’s busy workday consists of taking bathroom selfies, listening to French house music, ordering sweetgreen delivery, and repeatedly filling up my cup w/ sparkling water

Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

Actually, wearing the cutest outfit at work IS a competition

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

9 months

Buying this hat a month before getting laid off was such a premonition

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Mike 🧸

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2 years

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

2 years

I think I might actually count as straight-passing in Brooklyn

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

2 years

Me at 21~

calamari c0ck ring 🦑

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2 years

Me at 21 lol

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

11 months

June has been… a lot 🥴

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

11 months

Did the designer square toe minimalist cowboy boot mule already have its moment, or are we still rocking with it?

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

@emilio__oilime I still don’t understand if they’re connected somehow or not. This has always genuinely confused me, but I also like a little mystery and being left in the dark.

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

I can’t wait to be a crunchy dad. Cargo e-bike, used Prius, native prairie garden instead of grass lawn, commute by train, yoga, exclusively vintage and used furniture — it’s a beautiful future.

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

You’ll listen to DaBaby but not Debussy??

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

Ok well I guess I’m done experiencing joy now. I don’t even know this man... zero mutuals 😭

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

Oh I felt glammm this weekend at the queer symphony

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

7 years

My fav part about UC is that no one can decide if it's coop, co-op, or co op

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

I took an edible before starting my Spanish homework now suddenly I’m playing dress-up and blasting Addison Rae

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

“fags with abs make dry, overbaked banana bread and get hundreds of likes. I bake classic french pastries, technical cakes, and showstopper desserts and get almost nothing. y’all don’t care about baking, stop pretending.”

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 years

Should I buy this fabric to make a cover for my stand mixer? Y/N?

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

10 months

My mom walking into my 350sqft SF apartment

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 months

Well-practiced team

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@em8lee

4 months

The gay guy group photo is a dangerous game and should be approached with caution.

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

It’s bright

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

11 months

My stress levels are skyrocketing right at this very moment 📈

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

2 years

I posted 2 new fit pics on Insta and only gay men said I looked good. Thank you for your service.

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Mike 🧸

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9 months

Mommy’s special juice

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 years

Say hello to Ludlow 🥺🙉

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

@jooshten Lame take. Trying to dunk on a student by comparing her work to designs that are all vaguely trendy rn? 🥴

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

11 months

Mfw I transition from being a background character in my own life to very much main character

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Mike 🧸

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1 year

First ones at the work happy hour

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Mike 🧸

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3 years

I was hunting for new shoes and stumbled across this — the caption 😩 owie !!

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

Currently at a Milan warehouse party in an abandoned train yard flirting with a 40yo cheese heir from Verona in head to toe Prada

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

WHO are these people in my mentions??? Literally getting attacked on the tl by people I don’t even know. Zero mutuals.

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

I’m obsessed with the girl sitting next to me on the flight — the second we landed, she made 5 FaceTime calls saying I’m in town, I’m downtown rn, I’m ready to party, what’s the move tonight” etc

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Mike 🧸

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3 years

It’s me, experiencing joy 🎁🎄✨

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Mike 🧸

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8 months

Why does every American over the age of 40 think styrofoam is recyclable

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

6 years

Oktoberfest is just German Coachella

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

7 years

*overhears boss saying something about Fourloko* Me: Wait is FourLoko a client? Boss: Yeah. Do you know it? Me: ....... I've heard of it

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

1 year

Detrôit was crazy

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 years

Me: Yum! Figs! The dead wasp inside the fig I’m about to eat: Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

The think piece I never asked for..... this girl really isn't gonna let this one go huh

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

6 years

It’s 2018. Liking dogs doesn’t count as a personality trait.

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 months

@anxiousdeluxe Ok this amazing like Alessandro Michele your influence lives on

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

2 years

The masculine urge to throw my work laptop over the railing

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 years

So is nobody in government going to address the fact online education shouldn’t cost as much as in-person? Why hasn’t there been a subsidy or mandate for universities to charge students less? Online summer classes at UC shouldn’t cost $13,000.

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

5 months

You bitches can’t even spell frailejones

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

3 years

Hello all 👹

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 years

GM :) it’s 6:30am. I’m moving to Chicago TODAY.

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Mike 🧸

@mrice97

4 years

Literally a police state

✌Nostradonuts✌

@P0kes

4 years

The Cincinnati police pulled down the American flag at the justice center and replaced it with the thin blue line. Infuriating. Picture from a friend.