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1 year
i wrote something cute for persian new year🍒 i’ve struggled a lot with being but not feeling persian, so i decided to explore my culture thru FOOD. the last year has been a dark one for iran, so i hope the true beauty of persian culture shines in this🍽️
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@helen
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3 years
she met another dog with one eye i’m crying 😭
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4 years
millennials: i don’t understand gen z aesthetics millennials in 2006:
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2 years
every single day around 5:30 my dog does this until i feed her at 6
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2 years
i hate to break it to anyone who thinks the jokes are tasteless but people have been joking about monarchs dying for like 5000 years
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4 years
i miss that awkward 30 seconds after leaving the movie theater with someone else where both of u have to announce whether u liked the movie or not but nobody wants to give their opinion first in case they’re wrong
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@helen
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3 years
do people not know what emo is
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certified posting activist™
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3 years
i hate when people say “we don’t deserve dogs.” i do deserve a dog
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3 years
idk what the girlies are going thru this week but bernie sanders is a 79-year-old man and it was probably 38 degrees when that photo was taken
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1 year
cock shame for girls just dropped
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@helen
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4 years
this is biden’s fault
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Page Six
4 years
Laura Dern’s goldfish dies at 14 years old
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@helen
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4 years
getting fingered
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4 years
i’m losing it thinking about graphic designers being asked to design apologies but keep it “on brand”
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@helen
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2 years
standing by the fridge looking weird as fuck gotta be one of the funniest photo genres
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2 years
sorry this is really funny
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@helen
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5 years
u think harry potter ever thought about just picking up a gun
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2 years
everyone was freaking out when winona ryder shoplifted a cashmere marc jacobs sweater 20 years ago and now she’s the face of their brand for the second time since getting arrested. proof you should never stop shoplifting
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4 years
i’m happy for him
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ちまちゃん
4 years
家族のためにニンジンを運ぶ父フタバ。器用だ😃
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@helen
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9 months
girl he’s YOUR man
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@helen
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3 years
growing up i had a friend who was convinced the lyrics were “don’t go, jason waterfalls” and i think about it constantly. why would it be that. who is jason
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1 year
everyone is mad at the lady who faked her own death bc ppl aren’t ready to admit that’s the coolest thing a writer has done in 100 years
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4 years
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5 years
my friend who had sex with harry styles has once again reminded me she’s had sex with harry styles... so happy international women’s day anything is possible
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@helen
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2 years
past behavior? they did that shit yesterday 😭
@Variety
Variety
2 years
EXCLUSIVE: Ezra Miller has broken their silence about the troubling behavior that they have exhibited in recent years, which has led to a series of legal issues and assault and abuse allegations. Miller also apologized for their actions.
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@helen
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6 years
Robust
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3 years
in what hypothetical mission impossible scenario would a dog literally ever need to do this
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@helen
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4 years
if someone sent me this text i would beat their ass
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yana
4 years
I just want to say, a lot of y’all dump information on your friends at the wrong time without their consent. If you know it’s something that could hurt them, ask permission before you decide to be messy. Please.
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5 years
white moms b like: let’s skidaddle
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@helen
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6 months
mind you they opened with a whole ass candlelit vigil when putin attacked ukraine
@PopBase
Pop Base
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SNL drops a Hamas joke on a skit where Timothée Chalamet says he has a band called Hamas, which is followed by a ‘Please Don't Destroy’ member saying he’s not sharing a band by that name: “Dude I’m not sharing a song by Hamas on Instagram”
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5 years
exploring my sexuality
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@helen
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5 years
this is all i can think about my brain won’t even process anything else
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@helen
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4 years
i’m so fucking happy for him. crunching and munching on that corn cob like there’s no tomorrow
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5 years
everyone have a beautiful day here’s an otter
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@helen
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3 years
absolutely god tier material
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4 years
gatekeeping one of the most famous bands in world history >>>>>>>
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3 years
society if brendan fraser hadn’t been blacklisted from hollywood in 2003
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5 years
we used to laugh at this shit
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4 years
forgive me, father, for i have simped
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7 months
that facelift is kicking his ass
@POTUS
President Biden
7 months
We cannot and will not let terrorists like Hamas and tyrants like Putin win. I refuse to let that happen.
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1 year
nobody: the japanese dogs on my instagram explore page:
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@helen
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10 months
this is how it feels standing next to someone who is two years younger than u
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@helen
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2 years
wholesome question. upvoted so fast my wrist broke
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@helen
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4 years
we’re getting it online bitch
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@helen
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2 years
(Even if You Think They Do)
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9 months
this is what being sober feels like
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@helen
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3 years
what if his name was Machine Gun Kyle
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8 months
how my dog looks at me when i open the fridge
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3 years
high school band kids after one week of dating:
@BritishGQ
British GQ
3 years
#MeganFox : ‘It’s ecstasy and agony for sure... I don’t want people to think anything’s perfect with us. I didn’t say it was the darkest fairy tale for no reason. There’s also the demonic side.’ #GQStyle
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@helen
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4 years
taking my WAP for a walk
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@helen
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11 months
insane that they fucked
@scottgairdner
Scott Gairdner
11 months
Never forget
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3 years
30 years old and i still wanna live in this room
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3 years
fuck it. wicker toilet
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@helen
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5 years
bitch ur not “shooketh” ur 35
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@helen
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11 months
this is how it feels when i pick up my phone after an hour and the group chat has sent 589 messages and developed 47 new inside jokes
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@helen
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4 years
me at 29 reading one page of an 8th grade reading level book bc i lost all my brain cells on twitter
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1 year
ppl are saying this is buccal fat removal but this is actually what a few long shifts at the dick sucking factory will do to u
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5 years
hapsburg inbreeding was wild
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@helen
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@helen
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4 years
i can’t stop thinking about this diary entry i wrote right after 9/11
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4 years
is he dumping me
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5 years
u can’t understand someone until u walk a mile in their shoes
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1 year
the chickens in chicken run:
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4 months
jokes aside it’s crazy where this bitch’s sympathies lie. not a single tweet, word, or thought about women in gaza. you are sick and i hate you ❤️
@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
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Greta & Margot, While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you.  You’re both so much more than Kenough. #HillaryBarbie
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8 months
i’ve gotta hand it to him he was the cuntiest US president of all time
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
10 years
Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
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2 years
part 3
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4 years
i see that genghis khan has been cancelled. sad bc i was a really big fan. i’ll be spending my night burning all my 12th century mongolian artifacts. don’t call or text
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6 years
I have A Goofy Movie rented for 71 more hours if anyone wants to fuck
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3 years
honestly i’ve thought about this a lot and i don’t think we live in a society anymore
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5 years
two types of ppl
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i’ve had calvin and hobbes around my entire life and i still burst out laughing every time i see this one
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new experience just dropped
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earlier this morning my bf sort of woke up and said “i’m sorry i’m sorry. i cheated on u in my dream. i’m so sorry” and went back to sleep. he’s still sleeping. little does he know i just bought a gun
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1 year
thinking about how in 2006 i learned adobe photoshop to edit the cuban cigar out of my best friends hand that she stole from her dad’s office so we could post this photo on myspace
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9 months
girl u host a podcast so are u
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Logan Paul says he walked out of #Oppenheimer "Everyone's just talking"
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3 years
i’m walking into my first post-covid party with this shirt on
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3 years
just accidentally perceived myself. like realized that i exist. unacceptable and disgusting
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5 years
straight dude’s friendships r built on years of just calling each other gay n drunk yelling “u wanna suck my dick so bad bro!” never having a single serious conversation until one asks the other to be the best man in his wedding
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2 years
she negroni my sbagliato til i prosecco in it
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11 months
a story in three parts
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4 years
ariana grande has a type and it’s the same as mine! scrawny and pathetic!
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4 years
looking good and feeling normal
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3 years
normal text from my brother
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3 years
shaking my ass to the lord of the rings soundtrack
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2 years
why would u say that to ur family
@peacock
Peacock
2 years
Practicing what you're going to say at the family dinner table like-
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6 years
Facebook is another world
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4 years
do you have the emotional/mental capacity for me to vent about how fat my ass is for a few minutes?
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3 years
“what’s ur dick like, homie? what are u into?” is such an iconic lyric it should be inscribed on US currency
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8 months
being in ur 30s is awesome bc it’s exactly like being in ur 20s except ur 4% smarter and make an average of like 25 more dollars a month
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