i wrote something cute for persian new year🍒
i’ve struggled a lot with being but not feeling persian, so i decided to explore my culture thru FOOD. the last year has been a dark one for iran, so i hope the true beauty of persian culture shines in this🍽️
i miss that awkward 30 seconds after leaving the movie theater with someone else where both of u have to announce whether u liked the movie or not but nobody wants to give their opinion first in case they’re wrong
everyone was freaking out when winona ryder shoplifted a cashmere marc jacobs sweater 20 years ago and now she’s the face of their brand for the second time since getting arrested. proof you should never stop shoplifting
growing up i had a friend who was convinced the lyrics were “don’t go, jason waterfalls” and i think about it constantly. why would it be that. who is jason
my friend who had sex with harry styles has once again reminded me she’s had sex with harry styles... so happy international women’s day anything is possible
EXCLUSIVE: Ezra Miller has broken their silence about the troubling behavior that they have exhibited in recent years, which has led to a series of legal issues and assault and abuse allegations. Miller also apologized for their actions.
I just want to say, a lot of y’all dump information on your friends at the wrong time without their consent. If you know it’s something that could hurt them, ask permission before you decide to be messy. Please.
SNL drops a Hamas joke on a skit where Timothée Chalamet says he has a band called Hamas, which is followed by a ‘Please Don't Destroy’ member saying he’s not sharing a band by that name:
“Dude I’m not sharing a song by Hamas on Instagram”
#MeganFox
: ‘It’s ecstasy and agony for sure... I don’t want people to think anything’s perfect with us. I didn’t say it was the darkest fairy tale for no reason. There’s also the demonic side.’
#GQStyle
Greta & Margot,
While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you.
You’re both so much more than Kenough.
#HillaryBarbie
i see that genghis khan has been cancelled. sad bc i was a really big fan. i’ll be spending my night burning all my 12th century mongolian artifacts. don’t call or text
earlier this morning my bf sort of woke up and said “i’m sorry i’m sorry. i cheated on u in my dream. i’m so sorry” and went back to sleep. he’s still sleeping. little does he know i just bought a gun
thinking about how in 2006 i learned adobe photoshop to edit the cuban cigar out of my best friends hand that she stole from her dad’s office so we could post this photo on myspace
straight dude’s friendships r built on years of just calling each other gay n drunk yelling “u wanna suck my dick so bad bro!” never having a single serious conversation until one asks the other to be the best man in his wedding