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Scott Gairdner

@scottgairdner

6 days

I consider this my Jinx because I got these two old men to confess to murder, over and over again

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Oh Hello, Los Angeles #EverybodysInLA

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Scott Gairdner

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4 years

The White House 4th of July entertainment is a white guy singing Bruno Mars

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Imagine having centuries of art, music, film & literature at your disposal and instead choosing to stare at these chodes

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Homer Simpson: a 36-year-old who owns a 2-story 4-bedroom house, and is presented as poor

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There's a new Dungeons & Dragons in theaters, but it's no match for the Dungeons & Dragons from 2000, with the worst deleted scene ever put on a DVD

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4 years

OMG, 5 years ago they had the real Bruno Mars

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4 years

@scottgairdner Reminds me of the time Obama booked Bruno Mars to sing Bruno Mars at the same event in 2015

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7 years

"Alright, one more, everyone else get in there!"

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2 years

This Biden-era Schoolhouse Rock reboot is very depressing

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4 years

I don’t have the video but he changed the words to “Grab my cup, put some WATER in it”

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2 years

Ladies and gentlemen, the Steven Seagal SNL in 60 seconds

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3 years

Arclight Hollywood is where I first met Tommy Wiseau. I asked him for filmmaking advice and he said “Sure, come to my car” and then made me carry a heavy box

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3 years

If you’re gonna have an emotional father/son scene, be sure to put a gawking Rockapella guy right in the middle, lit as bright as the main characters

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4 years

When George W. Bush choked on that pretzel, I admired him for getting firsthand experience choking on pretzels, and forgave him for those 210,000 people he killed with pretzels

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2 years

It's been implied that Alec Baldwin regrets having 7 kids but look how excited he was about number 3

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2 years

Most companies that paid millions for a webcam show would want some sort of "product" within 19 months, but Viacom is playing 10th dimensional chess

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1 year

The most badass moment in TV history? Gotta be Mark Wahlberg’s show Wahl Street, when graffiti transforms “St” into “Street”

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Scott Gairdner

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2 years

Avatar had no cultural impact. I mean, can you even name a single character?!? Now let’s rejoin our pals J. Daniel Atlas, Merritt McKinney, Thaddeus Bradley, and of course Arthur Tressler, as the Four Horsemen await new orders from the mysterious Eye!

Film Updates

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2 years

‘Now You See Me 3’ is officially in the works.

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1 year

I also love this outtake that's meant to point out the D&D creator's cameo, but mainly reveals how Jeremy Irons can't hide his contempt for one millisecond beyond the take

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5 years

Exclusive first look at Jon Favreau's GOOFY (2021)

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11 months

Never forget

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3 years

Why did they greenlight this?

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1 month

Hey I directed this! I say Conan is canon, and also no one has explained modern media better than Conan frothing at the mouth saying Max changed from HBO because "people found that too popular"

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1 month

Reminder that at any minute Bethesda could confirm that Conan O'Brien is a canonical character in the Fallout universe.

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11 months

I, a 10 year old, simply love seeing movies with silent, dead-eyed deepfakes of actors who were prominent 25 years before I was born

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3 years

Good thing they aren’t invading something important, like some Target

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4 years

A lot of people assuming this tweet is me being mad at the show, rather than me being very jealous of Homer Simpson

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1 year

We love telling stories, and we love when those stories are deleted for tax purposes and can no longer be told to anyone

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4 years

Pathetic Sanders polling at #1 , the lowest number

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7 months

Fact: the greatest scene in film history is from Beethoven's 2nd

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5 years

I love screener season!

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8 months

Dane Cook looks like the Mission Impossible machine printed a too-obvious mask

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2 years

I’m jealous of even the most doomed characters in Better Call Saul, because they live in 2004

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4 years

What's the last photo in your phone of something that would be impossible today? Mine is sprinkles on Main Street

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4 years

@ventura_blvd Our entire generation is Frank Grimes

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5 years

There's a confusing meme about "the bowling alley screen when you get a strike". Moonbeam City did an episode all about this. And we recreated the JFK assassination. Does this make me dank?

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11 months

Wow, Zaslav is so fed up with the WGA strike, he's just making the shows himself

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4 years

@lightbluuue This clip/tweet blew up way beyond what I expected, never intended for this guy to be harassed en masse or anything. I think everybody’s poking fun at the event more than him. Glad to hear they’re nice folks.

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2 years

J.K. Rowling is a living answer to the question “What if Walt Disney had tweeted?”

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4 years

Years ago at a job, I was asked to take raw footage of a Spike Lee panel and make some "viral mashups". I couldn't figure out what "viral mashup" meant. This was my attempt.

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2 years

Don’t forget that the Cars all have long, meaty tongues

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2 years

I have a curse. The curse is remembering that Pelosi's daughter made a cutesy documentary about how George W Bush is charming. By reading this, the curse has passed to you and I am free 🙌

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2 years

THE MEME DIDN'T EXIST 16 HOURS AGO BUT NOW ITS MY ENTIRE FEED, AND IN A FEW YEARS WE'RE GONNA WATCH A DOCUSERIES ABOUT THE GIRL AND HOW THE MEME IMPACTED HER LIFE NEGATIVELY BUT SHE FOUGHT THROUGH IT AND NOW SHE'S A HERO

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2 years

2044 is the most important election of our lifetimes. If we stop MechaTrump’s 7th term, we can maybe restore the right to cum

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3 years

Only the greatest standup of all time would do the breathtaking joke “LGBTQLMNOP” two specials in a row

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2 years

No one can face the truth of 55 year old Cobain goofing around here every day with Lin Manuel and Mark Hamill

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2 years

I left out when he noodles on guitar to "Kung Fu Fighting" with visibly embarrassed Chris Rock & Tim Meadows as backup singers

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1 year

Okay, I admit it- I put the shrimp in his cereal

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2 years

Liz Cheney: "You will also hear how Mr. Giuliani stepped into wet cement, then stomped into a WH meeting with pounds of concrete on his feet, which he tried to pass off as 'cool sneakers like the kids wear'"

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3 years

Hey wow, @BDayBoysMitch is a movie star! Deservedly great things happening to one of the nicest, funniest, and all of a sudden well-dressed guys around!

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1 year

@joekjoek They didn’t make it easy- you literally have to win a game to get to the special features and the game makes no sense

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4 years

AMC now has posters for the general idea of movies

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2 years

Bill, I have an unvaccinated baby. FYI, babies are things you make when you find someone willing to spend their life with you

Mediaite

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Bill Maher Mocks Young People Worried About Getting Covid: 'Grow a Pair!'

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2 years

Hilaria likes names like Paella and Anesthesia

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4 years

@TVietor08 They avoided unions at every turn, in some cases even trying to get actors to work for free

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2 years

They are gonna get filthy rich from deleting those old Sesame Streets. The economics are crystal clear

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4 years

Everyone's yelling at AMC for not requiring masks, but don't forget to yell at Cinemark and Regal for not requiring masks!

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2 years

@MegMcA @online_nobody there’s no wand to make predisent audible, c’mon

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4 years

Today’s Quibi article was an instant classic, but don’t sleep on the one where Meg Whitman thinks “fam” means “work friends”

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3 years

Do journalists think Ted Lasso is Christ?

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2 years

Six hours into Get Back- not one Dave Grohl interview yet. Is this a music documentary or not??

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3 years

Highly recommended Getty Images search: "Jay Leno" + "skit"

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5 years

Friday is cheat day! #InNOut

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1 year

"Oh no, fellow @tryguys , how are we gonna bounce back from the scandal?" "Maybe we should try blatantly stealing the premise of What's Going On with Mike Mitchell!"

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3 years

I took my son on a bike ride and ran into Jay Leno and I've never felt more alive

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

3 years

Late Shift 2: Denim Vs Diaper

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Scott Gairdner

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4 years

Boy, this Trump military story sure would piss off his supporters if he wasn’t their unquestioned, infallible god

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4 years

(plucky kid removes sheet from old blue car) "Whoa... this thing's got... flames?" (scary slow version of Bohemian Rhapsody) WAYNE'S WORLD: DAWN OF THE RISE

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Scott Gairdner

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5 years

Hey, how bout a quick "fuck you" to the producers who keep hiring Max Landis! I wish I knew specific names who finance the 59 garbage never-released scripts he writes every year. Anyway, ya suck! Hire literally anyone else!

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3 years

Hey why did we land on this Toys That Made Us format where interesting interviews get interrupted by a buncha sproings and boings

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3 years

The cancellation of Middleditch is the only rollout slower than the vaccine

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Scott Gairdner

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2 years

So, when does the thing happen to Dan Schneider? Does Hannibal Buress need to kick it off? How does this work?

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2 years

I'm now deep enough down the Try Guy rabbit hole to know about their live tour, where Adultery Ned called himself "The Legend Of Love" and made the audience say "I love you" to each other. Normal stuff to pay 80 dollars for!

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2 years

written voiced & pseudo-animated by me

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4 years

I, for one, welcome our 4th straight decade of being scolded by a family of obscenely rich, vindictive sex freaks

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Scott Gairdner

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1 year

Ah yes, "frequently writers fees exceed these scale amounts". Certainly, any fee above scale doesn't have to be begged for like you're saving your own child's life. I've lost track of how many times I've been paid above scale! Oh wait, just remembered- it's once. In 11 years.

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The studios have finally responded publicly to the WGA claims, sending the following rebuttal to the media. Bottom line: the strike isn’t ending anytime soon…..

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Scott Gairdner

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2 years

Thanks to the cool um actually guys calling me out for saying “3 branches of government”- you know what I mean, stfu

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3 years

This light in my yard is a Jar Jar

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2 years

Entire movies, suddenly wiped from the Warner servers? I smell the handiwork of the devious Al G. Rhythm

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4 years

@PeonFlux @jackallisonLOL Wow she has Lucille Bluth energy AND Lucille Austero energy

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9 months

Gø fuck yøurself

Variety

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“Tron 3” director Joachim Rønning wrote, "Today was supposed to be our first day of principal photography on 'Tron 3.' Instead, we are shut down with over 150 people laid off...The AMPTP, SAG-AFTRA and WGA need to speed up the negotiating process and not leave the table until

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Scott Gairdner

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Think about the characters we won't see for years due to strikes! -The Flash -More annoying other Flash -Indiana Jones' goddaughter Wombat -Clod, the street-smart earth element from Element City -Mason Kane, Citadel spy and enemy of the dreaded Manticore HOW LONG MUST WE SUFFER

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Scott Gairdner

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2 years

Have people watched Kenny Bania on Rogan? never liked his standup, but honestly, dude is smart as hell

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4 years

Please God don’t let Michael Jordan be handed an iPad playing something I said

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1 year

What a treat to make and pitch stuff in the "Shows Can Be Cancelled After They're Mostly Shot and Edited" era

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Scott Gairdner

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2 years

It's been so sad watching the AV Club go from the greatest hub of film/tv/podcast writing & a champion of cool, challenging pop culture to... this

Onion Inc Union

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UPDATE: The seven A.V. Club workers in Chicago have decided to take their union-contract-protected severances rather than move to L.A. without a cost-of-living adjustment. A statement from the union (1/X):

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4 years

Today is not my favorite day to have built a reputation as “adult who likes Disney parks”

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4 years

"Eradicating" is one approach, but what if instead, we pretend there aren't murder hornets and say murder hornet containment tubes aren't masculine

Washington State officials eradicate the first 'murder hornet' nest in the US

The Washington State Department of Agriculture destroyed the first nest of Asian giant hornets in the US, also known as the "murder hornets," by vacuuming the insects out of a tree near Blaine, Washington. Update: This Moment has been amended to reflect that this is the first nest found in the US.

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5 months

This is worse than pissing on his grave:

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Scott Gairdner

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3 years

Prince fans are going to love that Space Jam stole a Chappelle's Show joke!

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1 year

@branchspell but cool

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4 years

Need to fill those 8 to 10 minutes between tear gassings? Watch a Quibi!

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Scott Gairdner

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1 year

You can go to hell for this @vulture . My parents are saints. This nepo baby is taking you to f*cking court

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Scott Gairdner

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3 years

I think my biggest career mistake is not creating a massive television show 25 years ago

Variety

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3 years

#That70sShow is getting a spinoff at Netflix titled “That ’90s Show.”

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Scott Gairdner

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2 years

Take it from me- if you created an animated show that's been buried by the corporation that financed it, just invent a fake streaming service to host your show & DM links to fans of your podcast which is more popular than the corporation enabled your show to be! It's simple! 😎

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5 years

This is genuinely good, there I said it

Brett Davis

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5 years

So @scharpling played a clip of this on @bestshow4life and I hadn't seen it before just now. I think this might be the single funniest thing I have ever seen:

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3 years

I watched this live, alone, with no one to help me cope with it for a decade

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2 years

Need a Monday boost? Search Twitter for "Try Guys SNL" and you'll realize your brain isn't broken

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4 years

At least Quibi is flattening the curve

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4 years

AMC CEO Adam Aron added, “The Burbank layout makes total sense. It’s 3 theaters within 2 blocks but somehow it takes 45 minutes to get from one to the other, what aren’t you getting here?”

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Scott Gairdner

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I’ve only hired staffs through Animation Guild, where if you express the need for a FOURTH writer, everybody asks like you demanded a golden toilet. So yes I’d say I’m asking for this

Variety

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The WGA proposed that TV shows should hire a minimum of six to 12 writers, but some writers disagree. “Nobody asked for this,” said one prominent showrunner. “Every showrunner I know is against this. It doesn’t make sense to anybody.”

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Okay, this is where The Vow is finally gonna pick up, I can feel it

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