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@liv_username

3 years

Sorry i didn’t answer your text Ive been busy thinking kindly of everyone i’ve ever met

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@liv_username

3 years

oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out

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@liv_username

1 year

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

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@liv_username

3 years

Babe are you ok? You’ve hardly responded to the instagram story i posted for the sole purpose of getting a response from you 😒

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@liv_username

2 years

there should be an opposite costco where u can buy just a little bit of stuff

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@liv_username

3 years

the most terrifying women on earth are like 5’1” with Double Ds

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@liv_username

3 years

You come to me..On the day of my daughter’s BBL..

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@liv_username

3 years

Date idea: I’m wearing a weird outfit and you’re being so nice to me

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@liv_username

3 years

Thank you so much for your email. Thank you sooooooo much. For this Email. Thanks

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@liv_username

2 years

Ohhhh i get it. the beer is 12 dollars because it tastes weird

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@liv_username

2 years

My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them

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@liv_username

2 years

When ppl are hungover on TV they’re like oops i’m wearing sunglasses and eating brunch lol :) Meanwhile i’m shitting and vomiting same time style and thinking about everyone i’ve ever loved

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@liv_username

2 years

The joy of unfollowing ur friends boring ex boyfriend on instagram…it feels like christmas morninggg Love To all of course

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@liv_username

3 months

Me and my bf after we complete the NYT connections with no mistakes

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to this day this is still the most insane and intimate hug ever shared by two people

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@liv_username

3 years

doing the mitski workout (that’s when u go for a really slow walk and try to get over everyone you’ve ever dated)

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@liv_username

3 years

most Popular liquids on twitter are soup and beer. u can tweet “making soup” and people will love it, or u can tweet “Drinking a beer” . And people will love it! every other liquid they don’t care about

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@liv_username

3 years

thinking of all that we have collectively lived through this year (the trend where 6s with masters degrees kept calling themselves hot dumb sluts who don’t know how to read)

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@liv_username

2 years

Subletting my room while i go for a long walk

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@liv_username

3 years

i’m half cringe on my moms side

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@liv_username

2 years

⚠️It’s time to BeNice to me :) ⚠️

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@liv_username

3 years

the best part of a date is when one of u goes to bathroom and u can be on yourphone

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@liv_username

2 years

haims whole thing is “we’re wearing bralettes”

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@liv_username

11 months

it’s so beautiful when a coworker becomes a girl that u will follow on instagram forever

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@liv_username

3 years

Mom we threw up

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@liv_username

3 years

So true

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@liv_username

3 years

how much i think about my friends vs how much i text them

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@liv_username

3 years

my roommate just said “cheers to the weekend” and put on a playlist that so far has been entirely phoebe bridgers except for Night Shift by lucy dacus

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@liv_username

3 years

Lol my mentions rn are all just chicks telling me exactly how huge their tits are. as god intended

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@liv_username

1 year

i <3 the thrill of throwing ur laptop on the bed… Ohh no it’s the thing you’re not supposed to throw!!! Yayyy soft landing

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@liv_username

3 years

astrology gf and slightly skeptical about astrology gf

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@liv_username

2 years

At a house party helping myself to the tube of tomato paste in the fridge

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@liv_username

3 years

Heyyy can u turn down the music a bit i’m trying to explain my weird and funny costume

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@liv_username

1 month

It’s confusing to me that this isn’t John Early

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1 month

JoJo Siwa says she wants to start a new genre of music called “gay-pop”.

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@liv_username

2 years

the bus should be free if you’re in a bad mood

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@liv_username

2 years

When someone eats a hard boiled egg it’s like.. Don’t u dream of a better life? U don’t have to do this

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@liv_username

1 year

Plates #1 best dish to wash 🙌 so flat

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@liv_username

1 year

I could never make music because what if obama said he liked it

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@liv_username

3 years

the theme of my birthday party is Caramelized onions 👍

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@liv_username

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@liv_username

1 year

im the opposite of gluten intolerant i actually get a little weird if i don’t have bread

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@liv_username

11 months

He’s collecting PC Optimum points

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@liv_username

2 years

Ummmmm am i okay😭😭😂😂😂Like seriously guys am i okayyyyyyyyLol sad girl autumn hit hard like AM I OKAY?! (this is my impression of a girl who’s spotify wrapped mentions phoebe bridgers even once)

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@liv_username

2 years

I should get bereavement leave because this guy i went on a bumble date one time told me a story about his hedgehog who can suck it’s own dick until it comes all over the place and the guy just posted on instagram that the hedgehog has died

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@liv_username

2 years

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@liv_username

2 months

Just found out that there’s a guy named Noah Kahan whos really famous to my cousin and her friends

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@liv_username

2 years

a group of three women is called a “haim”

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@liv_username

3 years

Be kind to everyone. You never know who might have a boat that u can go on

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@liv_username

3 years

reading queer theory (megan fox’s wikipedia page)

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@liv_username

2 years

I know “family is family” but if your grandpa doesn’t understand why Snail Mail’s post was biphobic towards Phoebe Bridgers, then leave. Period. Honour your boundaries. Maybe by next Christmas he’ll be educated enough to be worth your energy

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@liv_username

2 years

Hey i noticed we don’t have all the exact same interests. Weird

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@liv_username

3 years

This is the worst meme i’ve ever seen

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@liv_username

2 years

can i come over to your apartment and pick at this scab on my leg

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@liv_username

3 years

hot baristas are too powerful... you left your house at 5:30 AM and look HOT???

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@liv_username

3 years

Some recommendations

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@liv_username

1 year

It’s cool how orange wine is bad every single time but whenever it’s on a menu i’m like Orange.. That’s crazy.. Need to try this

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@liv_username

3 years

weed doesn’t “work for me”

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@liv_username

2 years

Ohhh this exists? Thank u for letting me know

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@liv_username

2 years

just heard someone turn down drugs because they have to go to aritzia tomorrow

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@liv_username

3 years

you guys don’t have to call everyone ethereal. sometime a girl is just hot

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2 years

renting out an office space to go answer texts

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3 years

Egirl and her stock market boyfriend

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1 year

life can be sooo sad and then suddenly it’s warm enough to have a beer on the porch

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2 years

Do u wanna come over and listen to the Obama Summer Playlist ;)

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3 years

The ideal man looks a bit weird and knows how to make a decision about what restaurant to go to

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1 year

Most embarrassing thing in the whole wide beautiful world is when a friend sees your Resume

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1 year

I hate that i’ve given u all a platform to be random in the replies

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11 months

The theme of my birthday party is “The Big 4 Consulting Firms”

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1 year

a boyfriend is just a guy u send instagram reels of monkeys to

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3 years

bringing a girl home and letting her take a sip out of the gatorade bottle next to my bed that i refilled with water but still tastes a little bit like Cool Blue

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3 years

making soup and drinking a beer 💋😈😏

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7 months

Couples costume

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2 years

when a server asks if i have “any fun plans for the rest of the evening” it’s like baaabeeee we don’t need to do this

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@liv_username

3 years

[me in 5 years] hey sorry if my personality is weird it’s because of the time i had to quarantine during the coronavirus pandemic

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1 year

Apartments should be 40$

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2 years

We should let Carly Rae Jepsen be the Mayor of a midsized Canadian city

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@liv_username

2 years

Fuck. I’m not mad i’m just disappointed. I had really hoped that the lead singer of the band Maroon 5 would be a loyal husband and father

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@liv_username

3 years

U freaks keep replying to this like “this is totally me except i’m [height that is different] and [bra size that is different]

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@liv_username

2 years

The lyrics to beach house songs are none of my business

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4 months

Seeing this pic has changed my life forever i think

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2 years

Just got love bombed 🤢

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@liv_username

3 years

deyassing myself after a long day of werk at the slay factory

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@liv_username

3 years

@jackies_backie it’s cuz she looks like she’s having a bad time 😍

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@liv_username

4 years

hope this email finds you dripping wet you little slut

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@liv_username

3 years

calling your partner your “current partner” is sooo funny.. it’s like We’re dating.........for now.............

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@liv_username

3 years

Good dick will have u like “hope your shift is good!”

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@liv_username

3 years

I Felt My Queerness Slipping Away in Quarantine - So I Made My Straight Boyfriend Buy a Subaru and Start Cuffing His Jeans And Wearing Flannels and Doc Martens and Being Bad at Driving and Sit in Chair Weird and Nose Ring and Ellen Show and Restless Leg Syndrome and

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@liv_username

2 years

Have a crush on this guy at the party

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@liv_username

3 years

@chesterapricot would argue that it’s not quite a liquid more a state of mind

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@liv_username

2 years

[writing a cover letter] Im passionate about whatever it is that you think your company does

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@liv_username

1 year

Bringing my duvet to the couch because i have a cold

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@liv_username

3 years

Omg u guys… im not rating anyone it’s a hypothetical group of people that took the trend too far lol. It’s ok to admit you know how to read!!!! PS It’s really not the feminist win u think it is to say “all women are hot dumb sluts” its just not ❤️

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@liv_username

1 year

Being in love rocks.. Basically u can be so annoying and they’re like :)

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11 months

I love find my friends.. Like aww that’s where my friends are :)

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@liv_username

2 years

Just drank sleepy time tea at 1Pm and the bear showed up at my front door with a gun

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