Dan Hentschel @danghentschel Twitter profile

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I’m glad you guys liked “cocky want boing boing” cause it got me fired

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Drunk and having a hard time figuring out if sending this was a mistake.

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10 months

In 2010-2014 people would show you a video and it would be something like this and you just had to politely wait for it to be over.

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speaking of colleen ballinger (sorry) i cannot believe this video of hers is still up

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At the beach - Where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing!

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I’m not getting this job bro.

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Just need tonight to be over

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Pre surgery sesh

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This morning vs 5 minutes ago. Just goes to show you how quick things can turn around.

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So I never annoy or inconvenience anyone again

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Some of the "poor person's house" backgrounds I use on calls with my employees. If I match the lighting, angle, and don't move too much they work fairly well.

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Crypto took everything from me. Now I’m taking it back.

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9 months

Grandkids too busy for burger night Well they won’t have to worry about it anymore.

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8 months

Found in Granddaughter's journal. Is this normal?

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21 days

Forget it. Being a detective was a stupid idea

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3 months

Fuck capitalism. It is fucking bullshit that a single mother working two jobs still can’t afford rent and I have to evict her.

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9 months

Bleach tie dyed my clerical shirt cause I thought it would be cool. Came out looking dumb and weird. Now gotta do 4pm mass Forgive me Lord

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20 days

There is no beauty in this world

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18 days

My ex told me never to come back to her apartment, but she didn’t say anything about Ricardo!

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2 months

Comedian arrested for tweeting mass shooting threat claimed it was "performance art."

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How to Get Someone With ADHD to Do Something

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#SorryNotSorry

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✝️FIGHTING YOUR DEMONS✝️

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2 months

Trying to get my job back.

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10 months

My grandma always replaces jimmy fallon with the Virgin Mary on her ice cream

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7 months

I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE!!

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I hope I die

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Most cringe thing people say in therapy: “I don’t want to kill myself, but I want to die.” Wow, you’re so cool and edgy. As if I haven’t heard that 10 times this week from someone with that exact same jacket.

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Why are they allowed to do this to people, and I have no recourse?

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Just one more chance

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2 months

Every teacher has that one student…

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23 days

I wish I could enjoy the beach. I wish the screams of children didn’t remind me of being overseas. But I can never take away what I’ve done.

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3 months

At a loss for words. Arrived home just now and noticed, after a full day.

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22 days

Waiting to surprise someone I met at the store the other day

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23 days

Today on my lunch break… I lost it. I told the car detail guy I had a kid (I don’t.) The truth is— Capitalism doesn’t care about our mental health.

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1 month

Cancelled everything. Way too nice out to spend the day stuck inside with patients.

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22 days

PARTYING at Ex wife's grave

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9 months

‼️VIRTUAL SIN FORGIVENESS‼️⛪️ This Video FORGIVES All Sins **You may now enter the kingdom of heaven**

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4 months

School does not do enough to prepare students for the real life problems they will face as adults. I often add somewhat personal questions on tests and quizzes, and love reading their insightful responses. They have helped me more than I care to admit.

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2 months

My TikTok was permanently suspended. It's over. I'll tell you my mistake: I was an artist. I dared to push the boundaries. And in our sanitized corporate hell, that is the cardinal sin. Fine. I don't need them. Remember my name. You will hear it again.

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Sitting in my hot car with all the windows rolled up. I will only get out if someone in this parking lot cares enough to save me.

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ARE YOU AUTISTIC?⁉️⬇️

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2 months

My son asked if he could leave a note for the delivery guy. I said sure. Guess I should have read it first.

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I want to apologize to the ADHD people. I’m sorry I tried to dethrone you from your kingdom of learned helplessness you spent your entire life building for yourself.

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2 months

20 years of sobriety down the fuckin toilet

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1 month

"WHO AM I..."

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9 months

Hard to enjoy Pumpkin Spice Day when this is the reception I get. Don't want to get anyone in trouble but sad to see.

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2 months

How it feels to be Catholic in todays society

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6 months

My “girlfriend arm”, surprised how well it works.

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Dinner with Gran

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1 month

This is who I am, take it or leave it.

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6 months

Maybe now my son will be a little more careful about who he calls “gay” online.

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2 months

If Dune Part Two had been a reasonable 1.5 to 2 hours instead of a bloated 3 hour ego fest, I would have been able to witness the birth of my child.

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Y'all, I just had the hottest patient I've ever had. All I can say is: Boiiiioioioiiing.

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Unfortunately I had to make the very difficult decision today to tase my waitress

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8 months

Trying to go viral on tiktok by reacting to my own tweet

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3 months

Should I jump?

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2 months

Tonight my husband dies.

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2 months

What is this in my girlfriend’s purse?

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What would you buy a recently paralyzed 12 year old boy to cheer him up and get his mother off my ass?

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1 month

Can people stop fucking saying that I'm in character and doing a bit all thew time. "Nobody commits to the bit like you Dan" What the fuck are you even talking about. Not everybody's whole life is twitter irony bull shit

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This is, without a doubt, the worst day of my life. I had to find out about my TikTok ban while I was holding my newborn daughter for the first time. I am putting on a brave face for everyone but it is hard.

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Husbands car: Destroyed 👍

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2 months

Plug gave me these free

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3 months

Told hubby I’d be out for the night. I won’t be. I’ll be just down the street, seeing what he gets up to with his “free evening.”

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4 months

No morphine until you admit you’re the most beautiful girl in the world.

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This is the only photo I have of my daughter Lol

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7 months

Threw a party for the team at my startup to celebrate what a great job they've done. Surprise, surprise…. Nobody showed. Work from home has officially killed the office family.

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I’m a doctor. You’re not. The only thing you studied for 15 years was your McDonald’s order. So when you come into my office, sit down , shut up, and do as your told

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9 months

Thanks for the engagement! DUMB FUCKS!!!

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9 months

Hard to enjoy Pumpkin Spice Day when this is the reception I get. Don't want to get anyone in trouble but sad to see.

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4 months

Anyone care to explain how I was supposed to be able to tell these were not regular candies before I ate half the bag?

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Apparently we live in Nazi China and I can't make an objective observation about a patients attractiveness

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2 months

My partner and I have both agreed to trip on shrooms together tonight. I am thinking this will be a good time to break up.

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Fuck Y’all who told me not to use my phone while driving

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I get turned on when a patient cries. At first, I thought something was wrong with me. Then I realized-- quite the opposite. It's my superpower. It's the gift God gave me that allows me to be a good therapist. I don't just care about people's problems. I'm intoxicated by them.

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My partner’s latest accomplishment, in addition to dropping out of college and being a drug addict

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I am a human being. If you think therapists aren’t flawed human beings—just like you— you will never get anything out of therapy.

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Take “I’m sorry” out of your vocabulary. And replace it with... “You’re welcome.” You're welcome I made that mistake. Mistakes help me learn, change, and grow. That ultimately benefits YOU, and the lives of everyone else around me.

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I love my wife but she was a little cringe in labor.

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