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🚨 Urban Stats 9.0.0 🚨 Added a comparison feature! At the bottom of any article you can enter a geography to compare, adding as many as you'd like Comes with a table w/ everything side by side as well as a map Download the full table as an image using the screenshot button

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2 years

This is the second pro truck tweet I've seen in a month that argues that Americans regularly haul raw steel

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Entire villages would occasionally start dancing in the street until they died. Not a very mentally healthy time

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Guy who gets extremely angry when someone says atoms don't exist

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1 year

The like 25% of zoomers who are christian conservatives are incredibly odd because they somehow seem to think zoomers are all christian conservative. Like,,, there's no way this is true in their irl communities right?

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11 months

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1 year

Incredibly funny how a lot of conservatives have decided that the very concept of sources is bad because they're wrong so much they can't find any

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1 year

"my house value increased" is a scam. So you bought for $500k and now it's worth $1m, but you don't actually have $500k extra, since *you need to live somewhere*. "But I can just move into a $500k house again" no, everyone's housing prices have gone up, not just yours

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The guy was feeling vaguely annoyed because of a scam so he murdered an Uber driver. I don't see why everyone is being so sympathetic

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2 years

Guy who thinks every country's population density map looks like the US's

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4 months

I think what posts like this don't get is that in cases where dutch and english have similar words the dutch word is spelled almost exactly like you'd write a bad generic European accent in English. That's why it's funny, not because the spelling is illogical or whatever

Nassreddin | نصر الدين

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People are making fun of Dutch while they speak English, a language with centuries old spelling that makes zero sense with the current way of pronunciation.

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1 year

Ok but like unironically it's literally a 4 day boat trip

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10 months

Lincoln???????

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5 months

Honestly if you can't understand this argument forget about being a cop you're unqualified for literally any job and should retake high school

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5 months

Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop

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11 months

Very funny how they separate out right wing into Far Right wing Far Right wing (Muslim) Far Right wing (sexist) Far Right wing (black)

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5 months

Legitimately insane how these folks have constructed an alternate reality to live in lol

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5 months

My strongest apolitical take is that true crime podcasting is a genuinely destructive force in society

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3 months

Ok I normally find this kind of evidence weak but this one is just hilarious. Picturing some guy in a cowboy hat being like "we have a warm water port" as if it's a flex and losing it

Jack’s 🇺🇦House of The Way

@FluteMagician

3 months

This is obviously a Russian. Only Russia talks about the value of a warm water port. Because the US as a whole has several and this has never been an issue for us.

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8 months

The backlash to 15 minute cities has polarized me. We're going to do 14 minute cities now. Every time you complain about pods and bugs we reduce it by 1 minute

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24 days

The thing about stuff like this is even if "empires last 250 years on average" was true rather than being obvious pseudoscience, "empires that are 246 years old only last 4 more years" doesn't follow at all

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3 years

I genuinely do not understand how this worldview works

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2 years

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16 days

Black is extremely obvious here it's just "do you want an extra 40 years of life expectancy"

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what pills would you take

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2 years

I'm sorry but the largely ahistorical "binary gender was invented by the British empire in 1857" stuff has gone too far

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1 year

One of the funniest moments in recent political history

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8 months

One of the weird things about growing up somewhere with a lot of undeveloped and protected land is that you realize that most people's definition of "nature" is monoculture fields and pasture

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8 months

Funniest thing in the star trek canon is the existence of a bridge here constructed in the 2020s. Like,,, guys,,, just go around

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2 years

Also lmao

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3 months

It's genuinely insane how much of antivaccination consists of just blatantly lying about basic facts about reality. Like,, 200 million Americans got the vaccine lol

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2 years

Car culture is so normalized in America that this pastoralist fantasy post is a bunch of preindustrial stuff and then also driving a car

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2 years

Lol. Lmao.

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5 months

My favorite thing about Indian politics is that there will be some party called "Revolutionary Marxist Party of India" and they'll be part of the right wing bloc

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6 months

Rural folks do this thing where they're like "you out of touch coastal elite, in REAL America EVERYONE does X" and you look up how many people do X and it's like 1% of the population

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9 months

I would simply not commit an act of insurrection in a D+85 city if I didn't want to be tried by a jury in a D+85 city

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2 years

Streamers are some of the weirdest people out there, just answer the question lol

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2 years

For some reason half this websites take on John Oliver is that he's bad because he shows rather than telling

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Genuinely fascinating how the word "science" has an entirely different meaning in fundamentalist Christian circles

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3 years

2060 United States Presidential Election

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5 months

why is the new york times giving soft profiles to the guys who use 80% of californian water and produce 2% of the economic activity

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i have no opinion on the issue at hand here (uninformed) but it seems to me very disingenuous to not mention that ed zuckerman here is a fucking sod farmer. he’s not growing the food we eat, he’s growing fucking grass

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2 months

What exactly is "white man" doing in this tweet

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1 month

Why does every one of these terrible maps include a region called "the Midlands" that's just random nonsense

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3 months

There's basically three ways this border situation ends (1) Biden effectively backs down, everyone forgets about this in 3mo (2) Biden actually does something (2a) governors back off, everyone forgets in 3mo (2b) there's an actual exchange of fire, Biden wins 400 EV landslide

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2 months

I'm a fairly middle of the road person on criminal justice but I think this person should probably get like 20 years in prison

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Measles reported in Long Island, where a midwife falsified 1,500 vaccination records for children in recent years. She gave kids homeopath "pellets" instead of actual vaccines that would have actually protected them from measles, mumps & other diseases.

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Ok I'm only in early S2 right now but so far: 1. Monarchical dictatorship 2. Island nation 3. In a protracted land war with a large continental nation 4. Primarily a naval power 5. Blends spirituality and militarism This is very clearly Japan lol

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3 years

Legality of Browser tool Inspect Element

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11 days

The European preoccupation with particularism is so funny to me. Like what the hell do you mean "counterfeit" cheese, it's cheese

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what the fuck

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"the working poor rely on doordash for many of their meals" is the american equivalent of "everyone in India has a maid"

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A lot of the weird stuff in monastic medieval Christianity is transparently just self harm

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5 months

The biggest cities in both the US and Canada were named after York (Toronto was originally called York) York is some random town with a population smaller than Rockford city Illinois What happened here

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🇷🇺🇹🇼: Alex Jones crowd, far right weirdos 🇷🇺🇨🇳: Tankies 🇺🇦🇹🇼: Most people in the USA Imply the existence of 🇺🇦🇨🇳: Yet undiscovered group

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Is she,, ,claiming,,, that the biblical story of Exodus, down to the divine intervention, is historic consensus? Like we have biblical literalist liberals now???

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5 months

Honestly if there's one thing I love about Newsom its his (very Californian) utter disdain for the South

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gavin pls 😭😭

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"Good schools" just means "schools in rich areas" in the US. It has nothing to do with urban vs suburban. Urban schools in rich cities like SF and Boston are competitive with suburban schools. This isn't an urbanism issue whatsoever, it's just a money thing

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2 years

This is literally the most liberal thing I have ever heard in my life

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1 month

The comments are full of people who think the unhealthy thing about eating a huge bowl of sugar for breakfast is the food coloring

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US ones are on bottom. We like them to look prettier. German consumers probably would too all things equal, but the EU has a web of food regulations, mainly for protectionist reasons.

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53-44 among white voters???????

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@demsocpolicy ??

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5 months

The best weather in America is on the California coast, unambiguously

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2 years

I think a lot of the Japanese empire apologia in the west comes from the fact that most Americans think Pearl Harbor was the worst thing Japan did during WW2

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@MassJumbo Love Denmark on here, so true besties clearly the most direct route

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1 year

Or is this a under 18/over 18 effect where they and their irl friends all haven't left home so are way more conservative than they'll be in 5 years

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2 years

Honestly the funniest post I've seen in a while

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10 months

Brits not getting that Americans aren't royalists is one of the funniest things on this website

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I cannot believe an controversy that actually forced a prominent YouTuber to release an explanation video is "Are negative reviews morally acceptable" Like what. Literally what.

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1 year

A lot of people seem to think BRIC is an actual like alliance or something, and like,,,, have you ever talked to a single Indian person about China?

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1 year

This only creates wealth for people who are planning to either downsize later in life or move to somewhere cheaper. And places that are cheaper usually have other downsides (worse weather, more spread out so harder to get places, worse services). The whole thing is a scam

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10 months

While RFK Jr is certainly running as a Democrat, I think it's odd to try to use him to say that the Democrats have an antisemitism problem, given that he's polling very poorly, has no party support, and his online fans are exclusively antivaxx reactionaries

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Folks who wanted to be in politics from a young age do this thing where they assert that it's completely normal to go work for reactionary politicians, and I think that a thing that they're not getting is that the vast majority of people don't do this at all

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Who among us has not volunteered for a racial segregationist's political campaign for work experience?

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7 months

I see nothing wrong with this kind of law. You shouldn't be able to claim to provide a service that's fake

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7 months

I legitimately cannot believe that there is a prominent YouTuber called "SS Sniper Wolf" and they are being cancelled right now for a reason other than being a nazi.

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1 year

Like do you know how hard it is to be *so wrong* that you can't find *any credible source* to back you up? Most wrong claims have someone credible supporting or appearing to support them

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1 year

Yeah it's 10 days of straight walking. You could probably do that in a month easily

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@BenjaminDanard @notkavi If I had blinked a gods child and been cursed by them, I’d probably walk instead of sailing. But that’s just me.

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The Sunset in San Francisco genuinely has the worst vibes of any urban area I've ever been The vibe is best described as "old video game that didn't include trees to save graphics compute" Here's a photo (from Google maps because I always forget to take pictures when I go)

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2 years

This is literally impossible

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2 months

"I want to build a bike lane" better get ready for 278373 rounds of environmental review Meanwhile, in Chicago:

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11 months

Probably the funniest thing about the anti 15 minute cities stuff is it currently seems to be strongest in rural England, where basically everyone lives in cities that used to be 15 minute cities before they were deliberately worsened for cars

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1 year

The idea that condos are exclusively for rich people while SFHs are for everyone is one of the weirdest brainworms on here, and it's incredibly common

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1 year

The whole thing is just society-level brainworms. Incredibly destructive ideology that leads people to act against their own interest by trying to increase the cost of a necessary resource because maybe they can sell their access to the necessary resource down the road

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@FundamentalLack Nah, mass psychogenic illness

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2 years

What is going on on non mathy twitter

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3 years

What if nobody likes making glasses in your area? What if nobody likes you so nobody wants to help you out?

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5 months

Like this isn't even a political issue or something weighty, it's some YouTuber who ripped off an article. You don't immediately have to go into defense mode on this

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9 months

Euros really shouldn't comment on the US unless they can name this state

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you can carry one personal handheld item. it must fit under your cabin seat.

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Like the joke isn't "lol what a weird way to spell, ghoti amrite" it's "lol these folks are pretending to have their own language but it's just English with a bad accent"

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This is a decent analogy: it was a reasonable, necessary, law, and a bunch of Nazis decided to go insane over it

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2 years

Funniest thing about this thread is the euros assuming this person's right about weekly grocery runs and American families are either too large or gluttonous to fit their groceries for a week in a normal trunk

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This is the worst tweet I have ever seen. Nothing can top it

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4 months

This whole discourse is insane. (1) there is no actual I/P related reason to boycott Starbucks (2) Starbucks is extremely easy to go without

R🔅x 🇵🇸 (Sun Cult Priestess) 🍾🌸🏳️‍🌈

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the left is so intolerant of people struggling with addiction :(

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Explaining this to an ancient historian and watching them get increasingly depressed

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What do these people think an algorithm is

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2 years

Guy who thinks the situations in Palestine and Hawaii are even remotely similar

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Lot of criticisms of this that focus on the fact that crimes against natives were covered. The thing is that both are true. In middle and high school you learn a vaguely accurate version of history, but in elementary school they start you off with absurd propaganda

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I think about this a lot

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Feel like people don't appreciate that even if you're driving 50 miles, going at 65 instead of 80 only costs you 11 minutes total. The thing that makes commutes take a while is traffic not the fact that you can't go super fast

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Hearing responses from People of Canada that Hamilton is worth building a 50km bridge to avoid. Listening and Learning

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"what are these containers for" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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New York is becoming a real city! New York is becoming a real city! 🥳🎉🥳

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I wonder if the ADA, a nonpartisan piece of legislation signed by HW Bush, could be done today

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I don't know why there's a huge "anti smoking campaigns are cringe and are a failure" thing on this website when this is their actual track record

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i fixed it

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The heist isn't becoming president it's being made president by a guy you then immediately pardon and having every historian treat this as an amazing show of national unity rather than obvious blatant corruption

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"the one man in all of American history to become president without being elected" sounds like he should be a genius mastermind player of the political game but nah it's just gerry ford

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