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1 year

This is first time in TikTok history… that the chick HUMILIATES the guy

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His whole message was about the importance of self control So she said “Why don’t u control your lust instead of cheating & shagging loads of strangers?” & he resorted to petty name calling He got defeated in a debate by a female That’s like losing a war to the French WEAK

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Is this the perfect full English?! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Liberal doctors when they see a 5 year old boy playing with a girl’s dollhouse

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Meghan markle cries herself to sleep thinking about this photo

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who the fuck tips based on the quality of the service? I tip exclusively based on the attractiveness of the servant - men 0% - foreigner 0% - blue haired lib 0% - fat chick 0% - skinny white girl with no wedding ring 88%

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This is England!

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The bottom line is this The pursuit of sexual hedonism hollows out your heart The ONLY way to feel like you have something worth living for Is to find a cause that’s worth dying for Martyrdom is the pinnacle of masculinity Not wearing skin tight jeans & leopard print loafers

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9 months

5 Secrets of Family Estate Planning Elite families have known how to protect their assets for thousands of years It’s about time you people caught up THREAD

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My grandmother is on her deathbed I haven’t slept for 30 hours. Just sitting by her side. It could be days it could be minutes. But her organs are shutting down. This is it. I have spent the last 10 months caring for her full time So here are 10 life lessons THREAD

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@travislambirth They worship themselves as god God is not imperfect Therefore they would never do this

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I shouldn’t tell you this But if you’re at a wedding You can literally say “you know, you’re not supposed to look better than the bride” To every single woman you meet & make all of them fall in love with you instantly Use with caution

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RT if you love England’s green and pleasant land! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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George Orwell, 1984: "Everything other than working was forbidden: walking in the streets, having fun, singing, dancing, getting together, everything was forbidden..." 🇬🇧

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99% of people are born into a poor family & will die in a poor family Because everyone in that family lives life like an individual Each person does their own thing, their own way, whenever they want to do it “Me me me” & that’s fine You’re welcome to fumble the bag just

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“I can’t cook, my mother never taught me how to do it” She never taught you how to suck dick either darling but you managed to figure that one out all on your own didn’t ya?!

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self sacrifice > self worship Men are machines of war That’s all we are In order for u to find “purpose” What you actually need Is to find an EMEMY to go to war with You need to find a dragon to slay & that enemy Should be the devil & his children That’s the real crusade

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Hang on… did you know Logan Paul did a podcast with the bike last week Discussing how she made him WAIT for it

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@zmb_bllbry_mffn He could say the truth That he rejects God & only lives to serve himself

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Over the last few months I’ve just completely snapped I hit the fuck it button and just started answering normies questions with the truth… w/ hilarious results THREAD

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The average week of a British police officer is WILD Monday: Ignore all reported burglaries, take day off Tuesday: Refuse to arrest any shoplifters, take day off Wednesday: Pretend to not notice the Pakistani grooming gang raping 1000’s of children right under your nose, cover

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Retweet if you hate Lewis Hamilton 🇬🇧

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Do I need this marble bust of Julius Cesar? No Do I want this marble bust of Julius Cesar? Yes So I will let the Twitter Gods decide… 814 Likes & I’ll buy it Do your worst ⬇️❤️⬇️

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🚨For all my foreign followers🚨Here’s an accurate map of Britain 🇬🇧

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A good wife is a valuable employee u can have for FREE Each month she’s a - personal chef (5k) - cleaner/gardener (1k) - prostitute (5k) - tutor/nurse/babysitter(10k) Street value of £200k/yr What does she want in return? Date night once a week?? Ridiculous ROI Run the #

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Obese boomer in my cricket club told me that getting the vax was the smart thing to do I told him taking health advice from fat people is a stupid thing to do His face nearly melted

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@FungeRumples He can’t engage in any act of self sacrifice Because his ideology is one of self worship She very eloquently pointed out this glaring hypocrisy & he chimped out

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Damn son

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Here’s an example My family sacrificed everything to care for my Grandmother in her final years It wasn’t glamorous or Instagram worthy But it was the right thing 2 do Chaps - u can’t be there for your family if ur off shagging drunk chicks in Dubai

Blood Is Thicker Than Water (13 End-of-Life Lessons)

My family have spent the last 12 months caring for my grandmother. And we've learnt one thing... blood is thicker than water.

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Official story of World War One is WILD A Serbian shot an Austrian So 1 MILLION Englishmen had to die in a ditch in France Makes perfect sense 👍 (Just like when America went to war with Afghanistan because Israel bombed its towers)

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Let me get this straight The British Military was the most elite fighting force in history Because our men make the most violent, strategic & ruthless soldiers the world has ever seen And you’re giving up because… Some illiterate, inbred, Deliveroo drivers moved in next

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“I regret having gotten the vaccine”

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Our borders are beautiful, let’s protect them 🇬🇧

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“Muslims are so based!” Says the Twitter clown who’s never actually met one I spend two days a week playing cricket with them 90% are naive, low IQ, taxi drivers & benefits cheats 99% of them are just as ignorant as normie NPCs Don’t get memed into glorifying the enemy

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You know, in the Bible, demons refer to themselves as they/them & we/us

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Ukrainian men die like dogs in the street, whilst Ukrainian women flee the country, download tinder & start fucking foreigners what are these guys even fighting for?

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3 years

Brits posting their Ws

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This is a bloody disgrace

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The Lauren Southern/Simonsen situation is much more common than you think Politically minded, high performance people Are targets for undercover agents who are willing to seduce, marry & sabotage them over a decade This is the article you must read

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Incredibly risky for a man to revolt against the system without a wife Sexual impropriety is the main method of enslaving radicals u won’t get far without a ride or die u naive little knitwit The surveillance network is desperate for you to fuck/fall in love with an asset

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3. Avoid doctors at all costs Modern medicine just throws toxic pharmaceuticals at symptoms The labcoats can only blindly regurgitate the ‘science’ But the science is bought & paid for They gave her 3 weeks to live, 9 months ago Home remedies, love and faith work wonders

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Thank you for serving our country Prince Philip We pray you rest in peace 🇬🇧

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New money men & old money women are the best combo New money men have all the best battle scars & heroic tales of conquest Old money women have been protected from the cruelties of the world by extreme wealth so are hyper feminine & polite It’s a match made in Kensington

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4. The vaccine killed her Less than a week after the second Pfizer dose, she had a heart attack and never recovered Yes she was old but before the jab she was travelling into town by herself to go to the cinema once a week, after that shot she was bed-bound & crippled

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Retweet if you think the British empire is humanities greatest ever achievement

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I stare into the mirror every night and recite Deuteronomy 32:35 ‘Vengeance is mine’ said the lord. ‘And I will repay. In due time their foot will slip; their day of disaster is near and their doom rushes upon them.’ I pray God frees me from my lust for revenge

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British culture is sacred 🇬🇧

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Our England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Oh England my England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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You could pay £200/month for a multi six figure life insurance policy, borrow money against it immediately tax free and buy real assets that pay you passive income forever… But you’d rather start an only fans agency & burn in hell? To each their own

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This is the most beautiful video I’ve even seen 🥂

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6. Sending your parents to care homes is demonic It’s humiliating to lose the ability to wash yourself, to feed yourself to wipe your own nose But having a family member help you through these changes makes it much more manageable

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then covering your mother with dirt and never seeing her again is one of the most traumatic experience one can have Having faith in Christ and the belief that we will meet again has permitted me to be stoic God has allowed me to provide for my family when no one else could 🙏

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I told my mask wearing priest that Christianity is not passive, it’s a philosophy of war (with the material world) & that it predates Talmudic Judaism He called me a budding Antichrist I said, isn’t that who you really worship? So he forbid me from entering his church kek

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blacks love saying they're "high value males" because deep down they WANT to be sold to the highest bidder they miss the chains

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1. Palliative care workers are angels To care full time for someone properly, u have to sacrifice your own desires & put them 1st Doing this for a family member is hard, doing it for a stranger is heroic People who devote their lives to caring for others are built different

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7. The eyes are the window to the soul Your skin will wrinkle, your muscles will attrify, and your hair will fall out But the glint in your eyes remains unchanged If you allow yourself to fall in love with someone’s eyes & you’ll be in love with them forever

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All growth comes from suffering We can ask God for guidance & strength But as a father, he will provide us with opportunities to develop those characteristics within ourselves It is up to us We have free will We have to choose to become that which we were created to be

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The British built Britain! 🇬🇧

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2. This life is a test I selfishly felt that I was missing out by spending less time hustling and socialising I can’t tell you how ashamed I am that I ever entertained that thought I could not have been more wrong Even the dark moments in this life are a gift from God

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‘I’m so blessed to have such a caring family’ These are often my grandmothers last words before bed And it brings a tear to my eye Every time As a man it’s your DUTY to protect and provide for your loved ones making her feel cared for at the end is all that matters

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@mclintock_mason Most women have zog textbook ideology Which leaves them inequipped to go toe to toe in a discussion with a man But a chick with Christian/traditional values Can point out huge hypocrisies with ease

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Anyone fancy a quick pint down the Churchill Arms?? I’m buying

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Bitcoin babe in bar asked if I took the vax “fuck no I’m not braindead” She was 50% angry and 100% DTF Wouldn’t leave me alone despite calling me ‘like SUPER selfish’ “it’s funny how haux are drawn to unvaxxed sperm, but men are repulsed by vaxxed pussy” She tried to slap me

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RT if you respect the Red Arrows!

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My mother cried on my shoulder as my father leaned in & gave her a final kiss Then my grandma said “I’m dying and you couldn’t even shave for the bloody occasion” We laughed so hard she made it through the night

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“Never go into business with a fat person” All I do is give speeches in boardrooms & I can tell u 90% of execs are OBESE & the other 10% are fat U don’t have a choice Also being jacked is actually a negative in ZogCorp You’re seen as a threat to your boss, not a subordinate

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As men Often we don’t want to heal Because the pain we feel is the last link we have to what was lost

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This will not happen if you ship her off to a care home to be mistreated by a foreigner on £7 an hour Do not view the situation as a burden, view it as a luxury You GET to be the light in your loved lives in their darkest hour Perspective is everything

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Genghis Khan said "an army of donkeys led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a donkey" & this has become the secret driving force of all hiring decisions at ZogCorp Tech companies only need 4 talented people to thrive Deluded narcissist as CEO Vengeful nerd as

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5. Atheists cannot handle death My father is a great man. Always there for the family, puts us first and provide for us at all costs But his atheist worldview has left him intellectually unequipped to handle death. He crumbled. If you believe that this life is all there is…

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That’s why the enemy try to ban it It destroys their divide and conquer tactics like nothing else Those who maintain their sense of humour recover from illness like no one else So whatever happens, keep laughing Comedy is just tragedy viewed from a different perspective

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RT if you love Britain’s National Parks! 🇬🇧

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Amber Heard took a dump in Jonny Depp’s bed… The original ‘shit test’

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Every nurse/doctor comments on how thoughtful she is A divine feminine nature all women should aspire to develop Women fulfil their destiny by being surrounded by life they created on their deathbed This is a beautiful legacy & is effectively a form of immortality

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Females despise meeting their man on a dating app Deep down they know only a loser Would look for a life partner in a scrap heap So it’s awkward as hell at dinner parties when someone asks “How did you guys meet” Gentleman Pay attention They want to be TAKEN in the STREET

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“Organic” classification getting diluted down every day Can’t trust the labels any more lads 2010 = “grass fed beef” 2020 = “grass fed & finished beef” 2030 = “naturally conceived, non-MRNA, low-carcinogen beef” Just buy some land & get a cow this shit is getting insane

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The class clown on his way to a backbreaking, 14 hour, minimum wage shift at 6am knowing he sacrificed his future to make us laugh in maths

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I know I’m being a dick but what’s the other option at this point? You can’t talk sense to these people So I’m just trying to shock them into awakening by abusing them in public Shame is a very powerful tool But it’s a high risk strategy, defo burns bridges

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Build British communities! 🇬🇧

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Reminds me of when Conor Mcgregor claimed he would 'whoop Jesus Christ's ass in a UFC fight' Then: - lost 4 of his next 5 fights - Broke his leg in the octagon & ruined his legacy - Was exposed as an alcoholic adulterer Don't blaspheme the King chaps or your NGMI (into heaven)

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The REAL reason Logan Paul is getting turbocucked on this timeline daily Is bcuz he has consistently mocked religion; Jesus in particular. Despite financial success, he manages to be a massive LOSER Atheists are destined to be unlucky. Shekels ≠ Honor

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& god bless her she’s still fighting Sometimes I wonder whether spending my free time writing comedy articles for the great British blog actually achieves anything Does it really make a difference? Now I know the answer is yes Comedy alleviates pain and bonds people for life

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“I’m fighting demons” Dude - You don’t live by a definable moral law - You daydream of infinite wealth, women & fame - You don’t know your neighbour or attend church Fighting demons? Mate you’re on their team

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People here are right to talk about the importance of SPEED But I have concluded That most of them are unaware that they’re not acting with speed They’re actually acting with HASTE There’s an important difference… You people are so desperate to get hyper wealthy in your

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We can only achieve our spiritual destiny by helping others & we can’t even come close to it by aiming to better ourselves purely for material ends

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@takeheartmonica Exactly @LilaGraceRose snookered him splendidly here

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Average guy realises he wasted his life getting drunk in his 20s… Tough watch

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Is this the perfect start to a weekend?! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Friend: isn’t it cool that Elon Musk is going to Mars?! No space is fake u dribbling retard, a vacuum can’t exist next to an atmosphere. Do u also think Star Wars is real? Stunned silence as friends realise the best read, wealthiest member of the group is legit a flat earther

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Boomers won’t retire & it’s ruining the economy Seriously, greedy boomers are the main reason you can’t get promoted It’s their fault there’s no upwards mobility at ZogCorp Boomers don’t want to spend any time at home because they’re married to a boomer & even boomers can’t

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@PaulSkallas Women are getting hotter, for sure Let’s be honest, would anyone bother spending 4 years painting Mona Lisa today? She’s mid

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It’s not normal for every talented man to be desperately trying to quit his job Fundamentally we cannot have a society where the primary aim of high performance men is to check out of society It’s completely unstable But that’s the present scenario

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Incredibly risky for a man to revolt against the system without a wife Sexual impropriety is the main method of enslaving radicals u won’t get far without a ride or die u naive little knitwit The surveillance network is desperate for you to fuck/fall in love with an asset

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“There’s no nobility in being superior to your fellow man… True nobility is being superior to your former self” - Ernest Hemingway

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Guy I know built a hyper successful sales team Before moving to Portugal to spend his retirement surfing He took a software company from 5M ARR to 500M ARR in a decade I asked him about the most important lessons he learned Here’s a rough summary of the 5 key things he said