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@PaulSkallas
LindyMan
7 months
He did generic testing and found out he has two copies of APOE4 (I only have one copy) which is highly correlated with Alzheimer's so he quit acting and is just doing endurance running all day now. One man vs his genetics. A sci Fi story Let's see what happens
@nypost
New York Post
7 months
How Chris Hemsworth changed his wellness routine amid Alzheimer’s disease risk
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LindyMan
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Duolingo is not a business. It is an absurdist art project. An app for learning languages that no one actually learns a language from. Like a restaurant full of people waiting for their food that never comes
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LindyMan
28 days
Still kind of crazy that he got away with murder but then decided to do an armed robbery 10 years later and went to jail. Pressed his luck
@nypost
New York Post
28 days
OJ Simpson dead at 76
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LindyMan
21 days
Euros are right about this. If you don't get at least 30-40 days of vacation per year you're basically someone's dog and not a human
@MrRBourne
Ryan Bourne
22 days
There's a European upper middle-class cope which basically says "yes, America might look richer, but there's no work-life balance, culture, or accessible healthcare." What I've learnt moving here is that, no, for genuinely comparable professionals, America is just much richer.
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2 months
Ever notice that TurboTax has this kind of “performative sluggishness” to convince you it’s doing more than it is? It utilizes unnecessary loading bars and spinning wheel pages throughout each section, making you feel like processing a W2 is this big intense job slimy stuff
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LindyMan
9 months
Great. Put up marble statues in strip malls or gas stations. Let's decorate this country a little bit more.
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
9 months
How do you feel about sculptures carved by robots?
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LindyMan
9 months
The short sleeve dress shirt Worn by the people who put a man on the moon. and then it disappeared forever Powerful garment America's Toga
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LindyMan
1 year
People say the internet is forever but it's just dead links everywhere once you start looking before 2008.
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LindyMan
2 months
God punished Venice for stealing all the treasures from Constantinople by turning it into a city for tourists only. The ultimate prostitute
@othingstodo_com
OThingstodo
2 months
Venice, Italy 🇮🇹
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LindyMan
1 month
We've already seen this before. In Scandinavia they give you cash, they give you time off of work. None of it worked. You're going to need something really, really big to change fertility rates.
@philippilk
Philip Pilkington
1 month
South Korea goes pro-natalist. With a fertility rate of 0.68 in 2024 they need to get moving. This should be priority no. 1 for the whole society and no cost should be too great. Most Western countries are heading toward South Korean birth rates so we need to get on it too. 🇰🇷👶
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Morocco is a hot country. This is architecture before Air Conditioning. Extremely narrow streets remain cool and well-ventilated even during intense heat. The ground only receives direct sunlight for less than 10 minutes, when the sunlight falls in a slender strip at a 90-degree…
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Dave O'Hara
4 months
It can be hard to capture just how narrow some of the streets are in Morocco’s old cities.
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LindyMan
1 month
you can tell people are drinking less alcohol these days when they don't understand the ice dispenser in hotels are for cocktails or drinks
@goldisacks
GG
1 month
i'm gonna be real with you. I do not understand ice dispensers in hotels. I have never needed ice in a hotel. Why is it so important for there to be ice in a hotel. Why are ice dispensers mentioned in hotel reviews. What are people doing with ice in a hotel. Am I losing my mind
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1 month
fastest way to feel euphoria and intense energy without drugs is to not eat for 2-3 days.
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LindyMan
1 year
pregnant Woman goes viral over an incident on NYC streets Her employer puts her on leave and will terminate her It turns out she is in the right in this situation Does it even matter? The middle class doesn't fight because you will lose everything if you do
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LindyMan
1 year
Locking up everything up behind glass except for the sunscreen is an inappropriate joke imo
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@PaulSkallas
LindyMan
11 months
4 billion people from around the world would switch places with him tomorrow. That's how bad it is out there. Never forget
@mrice97
Mike 🧸
11 months
This video was so depressing that I started tearing up watching it
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LindyMan
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1 year
If you slightly mispronounce a french word, french speakers get befuddled and don't know what you're saying Whereas, in America, you only need to get an english word 20-30% right for people to understand what you're saying. An asymmetry
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LindyMan
11 months
He's definetly going to be hunting men on a tropical island when he's 50 with a bow and arrow
@arctanno
Arc
1 year
new fitness goals: Zuck
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LindyMan
1 month
Most men dont realize how seriously women take astrology now. It's the only relevant belief system left in a post-religious world
@PopBase
Pop Base
1 month
Anne Hathaway talks about being told she had no sex appeal when she started in Hollywood: “I was like, ‘I’m a Scorpio. I know what I’m like on a Saturday night.”
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LindyMan
7 months
It's so weird being a citizen of a global empire. You pay taxes every year and its going to fund like 5 wars across the world. Other countries like Denmark or Albania just spend their money on their own people.
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@PaulSkallas
LindyMan
8 months
Vulgar Wave. A period of 17 years(1990-2007) when pop culture catered exclusively to men 18-30.
@PEARLFOUNTAlN
len🧚🏾‍♀️ kinda ia era
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playstation ads used to be so cunty what happened🙁💔
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LindyMan
2 years
Twitter got exposed it's all bots there's like 100,000 people on here at most.
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LindyMan
1 year
Wow they're going to put him in jail for performing the wall What a time to be alive.
@StopAntisemites
StopAntisemitism
1 year
Great news! Berlin police have launched a criminal investigation into Roger Waters following his concert in which he dressed like a Nazi SS officer holding a gun and denigrated the murder of Anne Frank. Shockingly @AMCTheatres is promoting Waters currently.
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LindyMan
1 year
Real life Bladerunner
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LindyMan
7 months
Dementia/Alzheimer's is unique - They don't know what causes it - They don't have any drugs to treat it - They don't have any drugs to cure it You're just out there with this disease. Trying to fight it with Lindy means
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LindyMan
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At some point the 9 to 5 became 8 to 5. Not sure why this is. But 8 is now this normal start time Maybe because society is getting more lamer. Less interesting
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LindyMan
7 months
No windows. Low ceilings. Everything colored in grey. Harsh flourescent light. No family pics on the desks.
@EnronChairman
Kenny Lay (Parody)
7 months
Northwestern Mutual looks like a dream job work environment
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LindyMan
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You can tell they are testing this out. Running it in US theatres only. In a few places. For a few weekends. But it makes money. The theaters may just become places where old movies are played.
@SamRaimiUpdates
Sam Raimi Updates
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Sam Raimi’s “Spider-Man 2” re-release has currently earned over $1M at the domestic box office.
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LindyMan
10 days
A good time to buy Japanese denim
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@robin_j_brooks
Robin Brooks
11 days
The Yen is in free-fall and markets wonder if there's a red line. There isn't. The red line that exists is on 10-year JGB yield, which can't rise as this would cause a fiscal crisis. Japan can't simultaneously stabilize Yen and cap yields. Japan's debt put it in a terrible place.
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3 months
When people go on vacation they don't snack. They just have a breakfast, then they walk around all day and have dinner before bed. Causing weight loss When people are back home they live sedentary lives where they work and snack all day. Causing weight gain
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Joey Mannarino
3 months
So, I’ve been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and I’ve lost 3 pounds. The food in America is just poison.
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3 months
Zuck tore his ACL 2 months ago. Had to get surgery on it. Today, he shows up with massive shoulders. That doesn't usually happen. My guess is he is injecting Test and HGH in order to accelerate his recovery. Now he's in high test aggro mode telling Tim Cook his product sucks
@mattswider
Matt Swider (The Shortcut)
3 months
🆚Which is better? Mark Zuckerberg just tried Apple Vision Pro and says "after using it, I don't just think that Quest is the better value. I think Quest is the better product period." His entire video was shot on the Meta Quest 3 using mixed-reality passthrough video. This is…
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Interesting thing about Trump is he never tries to become one of the people. Always in a suit. Always punches down. He speaks to everyone like he is the CEO and they work for him. Turns out, most people are ok with this arrangement
@uberboyo
Uberboyo
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How does he have so much memetic power?
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LindyMan
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I remember all the hype for Napoleon and then it came out and no one said anything about it I guess it was that bad.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
21 days
Brian Cox says Joaquin Phoenix was “truly terrible” in ‘NAPOLEON’ “I think it’s totally his fault. I would have played it a lot better… I think he’s well named. Joaquin…whackeen... whacky. It’s a sort of whacky performance” (Source: )
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LindyMan
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I wonder if one reason people stopped having kids is because they think what is "normal parenting" is basically like having a full time job that makes them miserable instead of just having the kids mostly raise themselves, which is probably how parenting has always been done.
@Empty_America
VB Knives
1 month
The death of Adult nightlife is another weird thing. My grandparents gave/attended cocktail parties that went until the wee hours until at least their 60s. Nightclubs were also a thing for adults. Now American nightlife is lame and tends to end in one's 30s, if not before.
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@PaulSkallas
LindyMan
4 months
You need to be tunnel-maxing. You need to be moving underneath cities without being detected. You need to be storing things that cannot be found. You need to be scurrying. You need to be making grand escapes from law enforcement and foreign states.
@DD_Geopolitics
DD Geopolitics
4 months
Chabad, the Hasidic Jewish sect, has secret tunnels that were discovered under their headquarters in NYC, and are now being shut down by the NYPD. Arrests are being made.....
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@PaulSkallas
LindyMan
29 days
Is this what it feels like to be a woman? You get messages like this all the time?
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LindyMan
17 days
I've literally sat on hiring committees where my boss put ivy league graduates at the top of the pile if they have similar experience
@NateSilver538
Nate Silver
17 days
Just go to a state school. The premium you're paying for elite private colleges vs. the better public schools is for social clout and not the quality of the education. And that's worth a lot less now that people have figured out that elite higher ed is cringe.
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LindyMan
1 year
The furniture market is intense. It's either Ikea or you're spending 10k on a couch. There's no middle ground
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LindyMan
1 month
One of most important risks you need to be aware of is that Men take breakups harder than Women. It's an asymmetry in human nature. This has been written about by ancient authors like Ovid and backed by modern research.
@KILLTOPARTY
“Bad” Billy Pratt
1 month
Modernity pits the individual man versus the entire world— you cannot allow your will to be broken
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2 years
I feel like every police force should have a "super soldier" No family. Enhanced by steroids and constantly on Adderall 1/3 of his body should be steel He is brought in for special situations.
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LindyMan
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Skinny Lana Del Rey opens Coachella. It's easier than ever now to drop 20-30Ibs. Spend $400 for a 3-month supply of Ozempic and you won't even feel hungry while dieting.
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LindyMan
7 months
What'd you do today? "I had to beg the Jews to not destroy my business in the morning and in the afternoon I dressed up like a cowboy and tried to catch migrants with a net"
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LindyMan
1 year
You can fuck around with the middle class all you want They're not going to fight you They have a career. A family. A reputation. It all goes away if they do something that could be perceived as criminal.
@5lut_
HER
1 year
Wtf?
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LindyMan
8 months
The grocery store is not a sanctuary for saving money anymore. You're spending at least $100 on every visit. Eating at restaurants and getting groceries are the same thing now. The sanctuary is gone, buddy.
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LindyMan
1 year
Whenever someone tries to show you something on their phone they think is interesting it never goes well. They're in a certain head space and it rarely translates over to you
@yesitsmyaccount
rock and roll photos
1 year
Hanging out with my favorite coworker
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LindyMan
1 year
Good gimmick. Southern man who is good at old school personal finance being surprised at how much debt people are in these days. Entertaining.
@sportynory
ACE CRISTIAN JAVIER 🇵🇷
1 year
This is absolutely INSANE holy mother of god
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LindyMan
3 years
A friend of a friend went back into the office yesterday. Back to 5 days a week. He used to take his laptop outside, walk around all day, go into the city, parks. Now he sits in a cubicle again for 9 hours he broke down and cried when he got got home
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1 month
Warsaw is a good city. Very liveable. The rent is cheap. The girls are hot. There is a 15 bike lane in the middle of the city. The people are civilized. What else really is there in life?
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LindyMan
1 year
When someone calls themselves "neurodivergent" that means the conversation is going to be about topics they are interested in.
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LindyMan
3 months
Nightmarish. Surrounded by Tik-Tok, Pornography, Sports, and Youtube at all times. Schizo product
@AlexFinnX
Alex Finn
3 months
Using TikTok on Apple Vision Pro has changed my life:
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LindyMan
7 months
I like techno music. But not enough to travel to the border of the Gaza strip to attend a rave You gotta really love techno to do that
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LindyMan
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Amazing things are happening in stuck culture. The son of the front man who died in 1997 is now the lead singer and at Coachella
@ryanoconnell79
Ryan O'Connell
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Sublime continues to be one of the more unique stories in music history. Band’s on the rise, frontman dies, band gets big, influences tons of bands & then 30 years later return w/ late frontman’s son filling it for his dad. #Sublime
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LindyMan
9 months
This may be the most tyrannical law ever devised in the history of civilization.
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LindyMan
2 months
They don't realize they are giving the toothbrush a huge compliment in this advertisement
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5 months
It's so funny half of every American city has super cheap real estate but no one wants to move there because they are afraid of black killing them
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LindyMan
4 months
Good news. I've trained my cat to walk with me without a leash. I can watch him hunt in real time. Very exciting to see predators in action
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One of the things that makes trump successful is he is always in CEO boss mode. Even when campaigning in public. The citizens act like employees and they are grateful their boss is being nice to him. Most politicians try to be "one of the regular guys" and it looks awkward…
@iarnsdorf
Isaac Arnsdorf
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LindyMan
3 months
You don't see Italian Americans doing this for Italy. You don't see german or Norwegian Americans doing this for their countries. Why? They assimilated. They are just normal Americans now. Only people who never assimilated to being americans are obsessed with using the United…
@haadka
Abdi Daud
3 months
Breaking 🚨🚨 While speaking to Somalian crowd, US congresswoman Ilhan Omar said "As Somalis, one day we will go after our missing territories" in reference to somali inhibited regions in Kenya and Ethiopia. Please note Ilhan's father was a military officer in Siyad barre army…
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America doesn't have a money problem. It has a civilizational problem. European countries filled with little people making 15-20k a year with 3,000euros in their bank account as grown adults are more civilized than what goes on in American cities
@Jillhopkins
Jill Hopkins
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I want to bully the person who posted this waaaayyyyy more than the person lying horizontally on the train.
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LindyMan
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I think once you go over 300Ibs you never truly return to being a skinny person again. The fat person somehow is always there
@ReturnOfKappy
Isaac’s Army
5 months
What's going on with Jonah Hill.... #WeWantAnswers #Hollywood
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LindyMan
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GTA 4 (2008): Play as a drug and gambling addicted ex-soldier from the Balkans who immigrated to America and is looking for revenge against his old comrades in the criminal underworld. Vulgar Wave GTA 6 (2023): Play as a single Mom who has bills to pay
@GTAVI_Countdown
GTA 6 Countdown ⏳
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GTA 6’s Latina protagonist, Lucia will reportedly have a child that appears in storyline cutscenes, making it the first title in the series to feature a young character.
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LindyMan
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Do I leave my laptop alone in this cafe to go to the bathroom for a quick piss or should I pack it up and take it with me? the ultimate question in American cities
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This is a video of a normal person's life. Where 90 percent of people are. But Keith Woods is in Payoff Space. He posts on twitter every day for money. he travels around the world. For him your day-to-day life is a nightmare Payoff Space vs 4HL Consistency Space Two different…
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Keith Woods
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One of the most disturbing videos I've ever watched
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LindyMan
1 year
An American spends 12 days traveling in Nigeria.
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2 years
You can see how 90s Delta Force dressed and looked like. Operators who look like accountants After 9/11, I think you started to see tattoos and steroid enhanced muscular physiques
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Rich people used to be patrons of cities. They competed with rich people in other cities to see who could build the most beautiful place for citizens. They would boast about. Artwork. Stadiums. Statues. Gardens. Churches. That's not the case anymore
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
1 year
Bryan Johnson 45-year-old founder of Braintree Payment Solutions which also owned Venmo sold his companies to PayPal in 2013 for $800 Million. Johnson just revealed that he spends $2 million per year to retain youth and he uses his teenage son as what he calls his ‘blood boy.’
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LindyMan
2 months
70% of women prefer to live the life of a cat but society forces them to work and compete with men for careers Very sad how this all ended up
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LindyMan
10 months
They should replace CNN on the television screens at the airport with nature content like this. Be good for morale.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
10 months
this mother otter holds her pup during nap time
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LindyMan
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America has a very litigious culture and lawsuits are very expensive to defend because lawyer fees are high. so businesses are constantly thinking about lawsuits and not doing fun stuff like this
@cortadoedison
suze
20 days
Tried a ballet class in Paris! The teacher spanked someone, threw her shoes at someone else, asked “Susana, qu’est ce que tu fais” when I checked my phone, threatened to pull the fire alarm. Zero demonstrations, just shouting. Kissed my forehead. I had the time of my life!
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LindyMan
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@FaggotAssNig Almost certainly
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LindyMan
5 months
The hydration revolution created a new guy. The "I gotta piss" guy I gotta piss. I gotta piss. Wheres the bathroom? Is there a bathroom here? I gotta go now. I gotta piss
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LindyMan
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I like to call these arrangements "Calypso relationships" In Homer's Odyssey, Calypso detained Odysseus for seven years. She promised Odysseus immortality if he would stay with her and she let him live on an island with bountiful pleasures. Food, sex, recreation, no toil or…
@offtheraiIs
W E⚡️
5 months
You’re both genetic dead ends congrats
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LindyMan
2 years
An American guy with only $300 in his bank account but knows where "Donetsk" and "Luhansk" is
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LindyMan
10 months
When did people start talking like this? What is this type of speech? Is it therapy talk? It's clinical but feminine at the same time. Kind of bizarre
@dumbbitchcap
Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
10 months
Omg Jonah’s ex is manic and insane. She’s still posting this shit. She is 100% the bad guy
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LindyMan
1 year
The contemporary middle class educated progressive white man is so removed from any continuity with the past or traditional society he has to make a pithy online video when his wife is molested by men on the streets. There's no notion of violence or aggression in defending her.…
@RaysTweetsss
Rayhaan
1 year
Foreigner is explaining how his wife is groped and molested… How the perverts are using “fun” as a garb to grope her
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LindyMan
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4 things Gen Z gets right 1) Not answering the phone. Fuck it. It's a waste of time anyways and people want things. 2) Sleeping with a youtube video playing on your phone. I don't think we were meant to sleep in absolute silence. Think of how many nights we fell asleep to…
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LindyMan
22 days
I'm surprised the germans couldn't make communism work. With Russians or cubans its whatever but Germans? That was the real test. and it didn't work out
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LindyMan
9 months
I remember when this show first premiered. People loved it. I couldn't understand why. It wasn't funny or interesting. It's just this neurotic type of dialogue. It was actually painful to watch. The writing seemed to come from somewhere far away, not recognizable to me.
@siyyaniverse
siyyan
9 months
nobody has ever gagged like this before, nobody is gagging like this at present, and nobody will ever gag like this again.
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LindyMan
3 years
Does anyone here sometimes climb the stairs on all fours like an ape at home when nobody is there? Get's the blood flowing and it's a really efficient movement
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LindyMan
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I met up with a 21 year old female follower last night for drinks. She's in college. I asked her a few questions about her generation. Here is what she said - 90% of the girls at her school have a tattoo - marijuana has eclipsed alcohol as the most common intoxicant
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LindyMan
2 years
Rubbing your stomach to signal your hungry You don't see that as much anymore
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LindyMan
1 year
You: Kanye west is a despicable anti semite Me: it looks like he is making sure his kids won't be allowed to work in show business or attend the Hollywood parties
@Rap
RapTV
1 year
Kim Kardashian speaks on Kanye West: His “shenanigans are going to be far more damaging to the kids one day than my tape will ever be” 😳‼️
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LindyMan
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Starbucks is entering it's Subway sandwich era. A decline. The drinks are expensive milkshakes and the environment isn't pleasant to be in. Not conducive to hang out or work.
@KobeissiLetter
The Kobeissi Letter
8 days
BREAKING: Starbucks stock, $SBUX, crashes 10% after reporting quarterly earnings results. Starbucks missed expectations all around the board reporting revenue of $8.5 billion and a 4% DECREASE in comparable sales. International comparable sales FELL by 6% while a 1.4% GAIN was…
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LindyMan
3 years
people just looked older in the past. Not like a long time either. This is like 1987
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LindyMan
2 months
Miley Cyrus has burned out 50 year old waitress at the diner energy
@MileyCyrus
Miley Cyrus
2 months
Thank you to the @BRITs & the fans! Love you!
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LindyMan
6 months
Israel really is in decline. 30 years ago they would have sent a special ops squad to assassinate Jackson Hinkle
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LindyMan
2 years
This is what using social media all day makes your brain feel like
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LindyMan
2 months
No one really knows why people look older in the past than they do today. But the youthful look that society has does correspond to around the time when bottled water became popular and everyone worried about staying hydrated.
@ItsDanThomas
Dan Thomas
2 months
Occasional reminder: Richard Vernon was 38 in Goldfinger. Thirty Fucking Eight.
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LindyMan
1 year
There's still this industry in LA or Hollywood that has to pretend we're all in the media monoculture of the 20th century. Their job is to keep the illusion that everything is the same.
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LindyMan
10 months
The Romans and Greeks separated actors from the rest of society, put restrictions on who they could marry and left them at the bottom of the hierarchy. America in the 20th century decided to put them at the top of the social hierarchy. The result? A strange new religion was…
@DailyMail
Daily Mail US
10 months
Church of Scientology forced underage girl to MARRY senior official she accused of rape, lawsuit claims
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LindyMan
7 months
War is back Ukraine-Russia Israel-Palestine Azerbaijan-Armenia Taiwan - China? You didn't believe those pundits who told you we live in a post-war world, did you? Stay Lindy
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LindyMan
11 months
Russian girl in Paris: I was a world class gymnast before a modeling agency discovered me. Then I went to medical school and became the best surgeon in novisbirsk region. But they pay me only 500 euros a month so I came to Paris to work at Sephora. Sometimes I do some escorting…
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LindyMan
1 year
For hundreds of thousands of years we looked up at the sky and wondered what was on those other planets Here it is I feel nothing.
@ThePlanetaryGuy
Paul Byrne
1 year
The surface of Mars, yesterday. In 4K.
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LindyMan
1 year
At some point, Sacha Baron Cohen needs to be brought into an international criminal court for slandering the name of an innocent nation for 20 years. This is too much. He's using the Hollywood machine to wreck the brand of a state for no reason
@ZSharf
Zack Sharf
1 year
Borat has returned to slam Kanye West: "Kazakhstan is No 1 Jew-crushing nation...Your Kanye, he tried to move to Kazakhstan and even changed his name to Kazakhstanye West. But we said: No, he too antisemitic, even for us.”
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LindyMan
8 months
I feel like you don't see globes as much as you used to. They were everywhere. People's homes. Offices. Public establishments.
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LindyMan
2 months
It's nice to see a famous person with a nickname. Nicknames used to be very common. Now they're in decline. Something sad about this trend. A less colorful world
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LindyMan
2 months
The rate of suicide in the veterinary profession is twice that of the dental profession, more than twice that of the medical profession, and 4 times the rate in the general population. I always wondered why. You sign up to be one because you love animals and you end up…
@Empty_America
VB Knives
2 months
Professional men have a very elevated risk of suicide. Dentists, Doctors, Lawyers, are consistently in the top 10. If you add in "hidden suicide" such as alcoholism, real number is much higher. Think twice about pushing kids this direction!
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