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Just two incredible texts from my landlord

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3 years

is this a wedding or a funeral

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4 years

we're gonna find out he's d word through a Claudia Conway TikTok huh

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2 years

New Zealanders losing their virginity

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No one told me that SIX was this good omg

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3 years

girl cmon this is sloppy

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3 years

In the early morning hours of Memorial Day, my home, where I’m raising my two children, was vandalized with Antifa symbols and profanity. Although my kids and I are thankfully fine, these criminal acts are unacceptable no matter your politics.

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i'm gonna be real with you. I do not understand ice dispensers in hotels. I have never needed ice in a hotel. Why is it so important for there to be ice in a hotel. Why are ice dispensers mentioned in hotel reviews. What are people doing with ice in a hotel. Am I losing my mind

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yeah and she’s spent decades in public service helping underprivileged people in a community where she is respected as a lawyer meanwhile all you do is orchestrate bomb threats on twitter

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This is an actual public defender in Seattle. This isn’t parody.

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3 months

they think literally anything that comes out of the fridge is for cats…

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1 month

this took me down a rabbit hole and I just learned that 18-22% of rams are bi

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1 year

Lana Del Rey:

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@TheWapplehouse

1 year

There’s a bird nesting in the “S” of the Sony building and it’s shitting everywhere

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oh my god we were just five gay guys in waiting for a pizza and a random straight guy walked up to us and was like hey do you wanna see my impression of a straight guy in the 50s and we were like yeah and he just goes “I hate fags”… gagged us a bit

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1 year

wait the person who tweeted this is selling $85 hot sauce 😭

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4 years

here is a picture I took in 2007 of two of my best friends watching Dancer in the Dark

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3 years

the next L train is now arriving on the Brooklyn bound track

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10 months

so glad to see she’s found her groove again after Logan’s death ❤️

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4 years

Not to ruin your day but Union Square is further west than the Port Authority Bus Terminal, the Empire State Building is directly south of Times Square, most of the East Village is further west than Columbus Circle and the whole Williamsburg Bridge is west of the UN HQ.

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4 years

hello everyone I am also somewhat of a “tiger king” myself

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3 years

LaGuardia is so fucking nice now, this is my favorite part

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1 month

for WHAT

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5 months

me when I see Barry Keoghan coming

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2 months

he was so hot

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2 years

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4 years

if mods are reading the d word is divine 👼

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something that I am really Interested in is becoming Gus Bouvier Kennedy Schlossberg

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3 years

The funniest pandemic sentence yet

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3 years

Um just cracked 4 eggs from a fresh carton and one of them was boiled already???? What was miss chicken doing???

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4 years

just found this pic of young Chris Meloni??? not well bitch, not well

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@HunterPippinPHL no same but I don’t think I have ever made a drink in a hotel room that isn’t coffee?!

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4 years

@BillGoatGraphix @StoneColeStuna it’s actually just because he is a really great guy and landlord and he knows I lost my job, he and his family live in the upstairs unit of our 2-unit house and he hasn’t raised my rent in 6 years

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@rodas_teran I don’t give a fuck what her tits look like

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3 years

got me in 4k

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3 years

today’s COVID test came back negative which is confusing because it contradicts my 2:47am self diagnosis

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3 years

the CDC: if u travel people will die seventeen airline emails every day: 🤫 omg what if 🙈 we randomly 🐒 made flights 🙊 twenty nine dollars 🐵 haha 🥺😌 hand sanitizer 🦔

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5 months

if there is a god he's getting SUCKED rn. RIP Sophie 💔

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2 months

@dogfanhan other forms of sex famously without implications

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1 month

@seandoherty yeah reddit seems to think they are for making drinks and it's like... sure but... are enough people making mixed drinks in a hotel room that ice needs to be so available

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3 months

that’s jacinda ardern

Pop Base

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4 months

Miley Cyrus teases new era with profile picture change across socials.

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2 months

@cy1351737885777 literally innovating in the space of hate crimes 📝

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4 years

On day 41, I found lawn memes

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4 years

I have been made aware that parts of the Upper East Side are west of parts of the Upper West Side and now I simply want to die

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8 months

being gay is mostly about saying the funniest combination of two words in a group setting

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2 months

no we are NOT doing this again

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2 years

what Che Diaz sees when they open their DMs from Miranda

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4 years

can I just add that we hadn’t even TALKED about Tiger King before this text he just saw from my IG stories that I was watching

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4 years

@tootsiebabykay if the mods are reading yes I meant dicks

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1 year

dad and I sitting in silence on our laptops in our twin double hotel room pretending there isn’t a woman on the other side of the PAPER thin wall cumming loud enough to break glass

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1 year

I… yeah

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2 months

obsessed with the gay people replying worse things to me because i didn't assault someone

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nobody is talking about this bc of bi erasure

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1 year

Performatively carried a book to the beach to drink 5 beers smoke weed and take several dozen thot pics

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2 years

Was 10 messages deep w a man on Scruff and he asked if I could talk on the phone and I was feeling reckless so I was like sure why not and obviously I thought he meant for phone sex but then he spent like 25 mins asking about my interests and hobbies, I kinda liked it ngl

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3 years

when will the vaccine be prioritized for sluts

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4 months

why does this stock image of a woman eating plastic look like she’s bout to welcome me to her island

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@gaytwittt @bry_____bry well luckily nobody asked you so goodbye

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Minogue Updates

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kylie minogue performing 'tension' at #AnAudienceWithKylie

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was staring at a guy’s bulge in the Salt Lake City airport and I looked up and I think it was Jon Hamm ??? 😭

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2 years

just almost fucked the UPS guy

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3 years

what….. does this mean…

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@yaesohn

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3 years

can we get a retraction on this

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2 years

There should be a second Saturday farmers market that starts at like 2pm, for people who do drugs

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2 years

before you get mad at me

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4 years

he was fast asleep and someone started loudly drilling outside

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2 years

help

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every now and then I like to check in on how the driver who hit me on 8/3/2020 is doing ❤️

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at the gay nude beach in Barcelona and there’s an old man with a metal detector and it went off right behind us and then he reached down and pulled the metal from the sand and it was a cock ring 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

ok maybe solved

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3 years

There has been an allegation made that I have been doing my little squats 😳

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@detrellher he absolutely was

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I was stoned and read one review of a downtown LA hotel that docked stars because ice was only on some floors and thought it was funny and now you are all acting like I called for a constitutional amendment to ban ice

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3 years

the government to us on October 19th

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3 months

didi is a sweet and beautiful angel leave her be

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you’re not a tortured poet you’re Ryan

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2 years

I’m dad?

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The New York Times recklessly published what will likely be one of the most consequential stories of our lifetimes, that was used as a cornerstone to justify the killing of 30,000+ Palestinians, and this is where they bury the revelation that video evidence now contradicts it

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1 in every 390 New Yorkers is dead, gone, never coming back, I don’t know why this horrific number doesn’t penetrate your fucking skulls

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4 years

i think all the gays collectively decided to start taking their prep again this week

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1 year

my only contribution to the age gap discourse is idg how you’re all like “I’m very concerned for this 18 year old child now lemme just relentlessly mock him online”

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troye sivan is not using a condom please be serious

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2 years

ok well New Zealand is awake now I see

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7 months

say yes to heaven !

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4 months

I love how normal everyone is these days

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2 years

just remembered when I was in the bathroom at the Dua gig a guy walked in, surveyed the room and repeatedly asked “is anyone sucking dick??”

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in 2007 I hooked up with a guy named Dave and 3 days later he texted me "I can still smell you on my sheets, makes for hot masties" and I need to unburden myself of that by burdening you with it

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2 years

Need a boyfriend who only exists on Sunday

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4 years

oh u wanted more hell? Grand Central is south of the Javits Center. Herald Square is further north than the UN HQ.

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@mjcinva00 wtf do you mean “is this clickbait”, do you think I tweeted my stoned thought about a hotel review and hoped to wake up to people calling me anti-poor?

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if this doesn’t lead to an OF