Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman Twitter profile

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Kenny Lay (Parody)

@EnronChairman

3 years

I passed a billionaire on the freeway this morning:

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10 months

Me: “these gummies ain’t shit!” Me 30 minutes later:

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8 months

“China is using TikTok to steal all of our data” The data:

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1 year

Sex is cool but have I ever showed you how I make my coffee at home

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@EnronChairman

5 months

You: “Why did you stop making your coffee at home?!” Me: “because I found a new coffee shop”

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6 months

Just send the astroid already

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1 year

Sometimes you just get lucky with who randomly sits next to you in First Class

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6 months

BlackRock after successfully outbidding a single mother with 5 kids in the housing market

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@EnronChairman

9 months

I’m never deleting this app

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9 months

I wish our founding fathers could see the progress we’ve made

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@EnronChairman

3 years

March 16, 2020 📉 #NeverForget

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2 years

Elon Musk hosting a Tesla career fair

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2 years

Smashing capitalism with a $9 Starbucks, $140 Ray-Bans and a $1,300 MacBook

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@EnronChairman

3 years

Nothing like pumping a stock live in CNBC and freezing when asked WTF the company even does. You can’t make this shit up!

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@EnronChairman

2 years

imagine spending over $1B for 9.2% of $TWTR in order to get your ex suspended lmao

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10 months

“China is using TikTok to steal all of our data” The data:

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@EnronChairman

3 years

First images emerge of the vaccine passport accepted by NYC nightclub bouncers:

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2 years

I’m never deleting this app

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3 years

*ELON MUSK NOW ACCEPTING LUMBER FOR TESLA VEHICLE PURCHASES

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11 months

“China is using TikTok to steal all of our data” The data:

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@EnronChairman

1 year

was this the red wave everyone was talking about?

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10 months

Look away @peta

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@EnronChairman

3 years

@SenSchumer

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@EnronChairman

3 years

I am going to tell my kids this is @chamath

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@EnronChairman

3 years

*FACEBOOK CHANGES NAME TO META BOIS

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@EnronChairman

2 years

I’d like to report a murder 💀

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1 year

ha anyone checked on this guy?

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@EnronChairman

2 years

Walk of shame live on CNBC

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@EnronChairman

11 months

@greg16676935420 @DailyLoud It’s probably young girls who are interested in learning gymnastics

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1 year

NYC IS BACK!

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5 months

$100+ oil incoming

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@EnronChairman

2 years

Elon Musk should buy LinkedIn now and delete it

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@EnronChairman

2 years

Bros at the club discussing meme stocks, crypto and NFTs

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@EnronChairman

2 years

Her: “He is with his friends and isn’t returning any of my messages. He is probably with another girl cheating on me!” Him:

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9 months

I’m never deleting this app

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@EnronChairman

2 years

When you are manage $22.7 billion but forget to pay for the upgraded Zoom $ZM subscription before going live on CNBC @HalftimeReport to explain why you’re down (-26%) YTD

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@EnronChairman

1 year

I am a little worried about Mr. Dimiceli

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4 years

Trevor Milton meeting with the SEC to explain $NKLA and how their business works:

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7 months

The internet is undefeated

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@EnronChairman

10 months

*drinks 372 vodka waters last night* You: “how are you feeling this morning?” Me:

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@EnronChairman

1 year

Next time you’re upset about a bad trade, remember someone paid $300 for a high school ring

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@EnronChairman

10 months

Good morning to everyone who got up and worked out this morning

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2 years

Me jumping into NFT investing

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3 years

Meanwhile in Austin, Texas

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2 years

🚨Less than 24 hours after being released from prison and Martin Shkreli already seen online via Bloomberg terminal

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11 months

Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can’t even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling. We’re fucked.

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Robinhood traders calculating the intrinsic value of $GME stock:

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2 years

Nothing like members of Congress acting like they don’t know how or where their investments are made live on CNBC. You can’t make this shit up!

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3 years

Kendall Jenner to the rescue

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10 months

I can’t tell if this is France or the newest GTA video game

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1 year

When Jim Cramer mentions a stock you’re invested in

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3 years

Tough scene in Times Square tonight

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@EnronChairman

6 months

You: “How bad is your gambling habit?!” Me: “Have you heard of the International Forklift Operators Championships”

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2 years

Leaked footage of Elizabeth Warren @ewarren @SenWarren flying on her Green New Deal Private Jet

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@EnronChairman

1 year

It doesn’t get any better than Martin Shkreli outlining prison survival advice for SBF lmao

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“The market will regulate itself!” The market:

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1 year

the last remaining stablecoin

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3 years

greg McGregor

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@EnronChairman

7 months

They’re called poverty buttons

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@EnronChairman

10 months

So proud of my cousin Chris for graduating and accepting a job on Wall Street this summer. That’s him on the left, congrats cuz! #FamilyFirst

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1 year

Find a girl that holds your hand like Lauren Sánchez holds Jeff Bezos hand

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backup plan

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Live look at the stock market

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at this point they’re just making shit up

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Her: “If you’re not going to go to therapy, then what is your plan?!” Me:

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1 year

2023 memes off to a great start

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2 years

I fucking love Jamie Diamond

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Northwestern Mutual looks like a dream job work environment

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@EnronChairman

2 years

Just when you thought you’d seen the worst scam on Twitter ( @verified should be ashamed)

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@EnronChairman

2 years

Congrats on your 0.00% pay increase

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@EnronChairman

4 years

Pouring one out for tonight for Tom from MySpace. Dude straight up filled his bag and bounced. Never tried to influence elections, be an advocate for free speech (or ESG), buy competitors, sell our data or any of that shit. Just taught us some basic HTML and rolled out! #MySpace

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@EnronChairman

3 years

🚨BREAKING🚨 Confirmation that making your coffee at home will make you a billionaire!

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@EnronChairman

2 years

Next time you are feeling down about your portfolio losing money, remember life is all about perspective. For example, I have a friend who has sex 3-4 times a week, works out twice a day and reads a book every week. Yet, every day, he complains about how much he hates prison.

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