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4 years

The world is an awful place, so here’s 17 seconds of genuinely well performed physical comedy from a pair of raccoons.

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If you need another chuckle check this out these two rascals @hollandmcrae captured.

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Hahaha imagine the buzz of being on a school trip to the Houses of Parliament TODAY.

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Soviet bus stop appreciation thread.

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Seventy fucking Eight??

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Occasional reminder: Richard Vernon was 38 in Goldfinger. Thirty Fucking Eight.

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What’s a critically reviled film that you think is great. Not like, “it’s a guilty pleasure”, but a movie you’re like, “what is wrong with everyone? This is good.”

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Not mine - nicked from FB but oh my God

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New Matt Berry character just dropped

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New Matt Berry character just dropped

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I thought this was Iggy Pop for a sec

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Mark Drakeford: I said what I said 💅

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“And is this left-wing economic establishment in the room with us right now?”

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New ringtone

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I just learned that in North Macedonia, there’s a traditional breakfast called Simit-Pogacha, that’s just a bread roll filled with flaky pie crust and absolutely nothing else.

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𝐑. Å𝐥í | Secrets of Dune

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First look at Christopher Walken as The Emperor in Dune Part Two.

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This is WONDERFUL. I did not expect Archbishop Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama to be the Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks of organiser religion.

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Nick Clegg did an awful photo shoot for, I think, Politico. Anyway, I turned them into Edinburgh posters. 1/4

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Just found out Lionel Jeffries was 42 when he played Grandpa in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

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2 years

Sometime I worry that I’m prematurely aging. However this is Richard Vernon. He plays Colonel Smithers in Goldfinger (pictured) He was 38 here and wasn’t wearing make up for the part or anything.

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I would like to file a report on a conversation I was just involved in.

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Fair’s fair, when you put it like this, it makes a lot of sense.

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Every man you see from Rhondda arriving at Cardiff train station on a friday night.

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Even for this thread, this one’s bananas.

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Ursula-Shulz-Dorburg “Bus stops in Armenia”

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Bloody hell, they’re huge

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Soviet kids, 1980s

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Ursula-Shulz-Dorburg “Bus stops in Armenia”

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Normalise making films that are an hour forty max

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What is the greatest TV theme tune of all time and why is it “Cheers”?

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Ursula-Shulz-Dorburg “Bus stops in Armenia”

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Zooey Deschanel is french for the National Geographic channel

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4 years

Tangent: The rabbit hole led me to this Soviet laptop computer design. Does anyone know what those detachable panels are? And are those grey and yellow things, bottom left, some kind of memory cards?

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Ursula-Shulz-Dorburg “Bus stops in Armenia”

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Ursula-Shulz-Dorburg “Bus stops in Armenia”

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Facebook just reminded me that 7 years ago, I complained in a restaurant about a spill on the table, and the waiter had to explain to me what shadows are.

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@DavidMuttering

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“… hoping each time that his next registration with a new social media platform will be the leap home!”

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Adam Driver has become this generation’s Christopher Walken and I’m great with that.

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Sometime I worry that I’m prematurely aging. However this is Richard Vernon. He plays Colonel Smithers in Goldfinger (pictured) He was 38 here and wasn’t wearing make up for the part or anything.

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3 years

One of my poached eggs slipped down through the bagel hole and now it looks like bumhole.

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4 years

Re: Welsh independence. I keep thinking about something my Dad said last week: “6 months before it came down, people were saying the Berlin Wall would still be there for decades.”

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5 years

Guys. Listen to me. This never got theatrical or home video distribution in the UK, so having it sneak out on Netflix today is its actual UK premiere SIX years late. It is absolutely one of the best films of the decade, so for Christ sakes watch it. It's brilliant.

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Snowpiercer (2013) 2hr 6m [15] The Earth's remaining inhabitants are confined to a single train circling the globe as revolution brews among the class-divided cars....

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Incredible scenes on The Chase.

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In a model village and they’ve got a bit of blue for the dads

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The Hollywood Handle

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‘AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY’ is reportedly set to be directed by someone who never directed a Marvel film before. The film is expected to start shooting early next year. (Via: )

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Update on that Prince of Wales job I went for… I didn’t get it 😢 They wanted someone with more search-and-rescue helicopter experience apparently, which definitely wasn’t mentioned in the original ad.

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Dan Thomas

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10 years

"Yeah did some modeling today. They said they'd photoshop it later. Probably add a nice background or something." http://t.co/e73T88qIMl

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4 years

Just got these same-day delivery from @FuelPublishing . Presumably of some interest to anyone who’s liked this thread.

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Terminator 2 but it's that weird walk Matt Hancock did.

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4 years

“Cheers drive.”

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9 years

Yes it's embarrassing, but who of us can say we didn't once get drunk as youths and, as a joke, become leader of the Conservatives? #piggate

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7 years

When you're a welsh newspaper and DGAF about the royal family.

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5 years

The American remake of My Dad Wrote a Porno is gonna be 🔥

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Bill and Chelsea Clinton to launch podcast

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Since 1947 (when Labour introduced it) miners had a 5 day working week, so…. The logical conclusion being he was just telling you he was working weekends so that he could get away from the whining little twerp in his house for a few sweet hours. Sorry for the meltdown.

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In the 70s working 7 days a week down t'pit my dad grew veg and kept chickens in our garden. That was our foodbank. My dad voted Tory for the 1st time in 2019. He will again at the next election. A great man. Comments turned off to send the left in to meltdown. But u can like 🙂

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Hear me out. Move the “standard” camera slightly further back.

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4 years

Unless otherwise credited, I *believe* these are all photographs by Christopher Herwig. He’s interviewed here: For those wondering about the history of them, and reason for their idiosyncratic designs:

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Half of twitter could somehow find a reason to be mean about this dog.

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Just realised Gok Wan is welsh for "weak penis".

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“And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.” #TrumpInauguration

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When you’re like “it’s Saturday, what shall we do?” and then you remember.

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OK, full disclosure, due to a series of mishaps, my sitcom pitch *may* have gotten mixed up with some governmental White Papers.

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3 years

Delighted we have appointed cricket legend @BeefyBotham as our new trade envoy to Australia 🇬🇧🇦🇺 Ian will bat for 🇬🇧 business Down Under and help them seize the opportunities created by our historic trade deal. He’ll do a brilliant job👇

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Dead for 65 years, and still deemed fit for work. This film is going to give the Tories a hard on

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James Dean, who died in 1955, will return to the screen via CGI using actual footage and photos. Details:

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I’m part of the generation that went years - YEARS - thinking Chevy Chase was Paul Simon.

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TAKE MY PHOTOSHOP AWAY

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I made a poster for the movie Dominic Cummings thinks he’s living in his head.

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Congratulations to Andrew Neil on his new job, writing for @RosieisaHolt .

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@iantofach Like it wasn't horrific enough, I made a trailer.

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This screen grab is going get used a lot.

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I feel like this person didn’t *get* Star Trek.

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@GeorgePointon_

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If english tourists visited Star Wars instead of Wales.

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@DannyDutch @MattHancock

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How the fuck did Corden get THIS gig??

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#dune #spiceislife

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Christopher Walken Joins Dune: Part 2 as Emperor Shaddam

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@speshmagiclady @GeorgePointon_

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Petrol Stations, If you don’t have any, turn the price board off.

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We've got three kids. They're named Connery, Dalton, and Brosnan. I'm happy to stop there, but I know my wife would like moore.

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Look at this family photo of The Johnsons. If you asked me if the kid on the left would one day a) become Prime Minister, or b) be responsible for a spate of suspicious cat disappearances in the area... I know which one I’d go for.

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When small businesses like cafès, bars, music venues, theatres etc start to close down due to the fuel crisis, the Tories will bleat “go and do another job”. They don’t understand the value of places like that, or why doing something you love is good.

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A couple of @YesCymru pebbles in the park in Cardiff last weekend.

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