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Rosie Holt

2 months

🚨MP TALKS ABOUT BOOK SHE HAS WRITTEN!🚨 I’ve written a book! and it’s available to pre order now! Here: #WhyWeWereRight #MPRosieHolt

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Rosie Holt

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2 years

MP doesn’t know whether she attended Downing St Party

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2 years

Thrilled to say I now have the backing of 100 MPs. I will put the country first and deliver stability and return confidence. I can't give any details of how I would do this because I am putting the country first and not details.

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2 years

MP says people should get a better job such as “a banker” to protect themselves from cost of living surge

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2 years

MP explains how mini-budget & trickle down economics is like “watering a garden. Selectively”

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2 years

This MP won’t be resigning !

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2 years

“We need someone who is willing to speak the authentic truth - I could be your next Prime Minister.”

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2 years

MP’s wife defends husband’s fear of female Dr Who turning men to crime:

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2 years

So, when 12 people vote in the middle of the jungle for someone else they are living in the jungle with to eat an ostrich’s anus and stop representing their citizens for three weeks and then go back to their constituency, this is now called the Culture Secretary?

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Rosie Holt

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2 years

It’s going to end up with just Boris Johnson and Nadine Dorries isn’t it.

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2 years

Why aren’t they showing the full Michael Gove interview with the presenter’s reaction at the end?

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2 years

My fictional MP would like to warmly thank the one, solitary man defending her 🥲

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2 years

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

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2 years

MP explains delay in Sue Gray report

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2 years

Thrilled for Prince Andrew who has justly paid to be innocent.

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MP’s wife defends him telling the Daily Mail that Angela Rayner tries to put PM off by crossing and uncrossing her legs

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2 years

This is. Very funny.

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2 years

Tory MP defends photo of PM & staff with wine in Downing Street garden May 2020

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2 years

Hurtful.

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Rosie Holt

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1 year

O no what have I done

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3 years

The Priti Patel report was on the Boris’s desk as early as April. That means not only that he elected to sit on its findings for 7 months, but that HE CHOSE to release it on anti bullying week. Which is. AMAZING.

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3 years

Hinge has just suggested I match with my brother. FML.

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Rosie Holt

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1 year

Hey guys! Shall we get mad at the holocaust survivor who said the same thing as Gary Lineker ?

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2 years

I dunno chaps maybe the government could ease the Cost of Living crisis by not doing things like spaffing £500,000 on inhumane & illegal flights ?

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4 months

MP blames Toby Jones & ITV for not making #PostOfficeScandal drama sooner.

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2 years

Twitter have denied my twitter verification request 😥 when like, EVERY OTHER MP has a blue tick

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Rosie Holt

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2 years

Sorry. SORRY. Been off twitter all day and Nazanin is being called ungrateful ?! Cos she’s not simpering and grateful that she was released after 6 years. 6 YEARS. For something she didn’t do and was worsened because of the careless words of our current PM?! I mean F off.

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8 months

You’ve got to hand it to Russell Brand; painting himself as an outlier and rebel, persecuted by the system, when the reason why this took so long to come out was he has lots of money and power that allowed him to use the system to be quite litigiously nasty.

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3 years

I think it is Meghan's fault that Andrew is a nonce.

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2 years

Center Parcs rep explains latest decision to not allow guests outside their lodges on day of Queen’s funeral

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2 years

Ok fine! You got me ! I am @NadineDorries

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2 years

Friendly reminder for my constituents to vote Tory today. We can’t promise to make the world better but we will continue to have a stab excusing why it’s worse 👍

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3 years

Sometimes being fair minded is accepting Piers Morgan has done a good job of holding the government to account while also recognising his obsession for Meghan is like every made for TV thriller about a stalker with a shrine / body in his basement.

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2 years

Well this woman supports Prince Andrew

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4 years

Absolutely loving how the Home Office twitter account is currently getting completely owned by the ‘lefty lawyers’

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2 years

MP refuses to give opinion unless it’s government approved

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2 years

Quarter of a million followers ! How surreal. This does mean I can post a guilt free selfie tho, these are the RULES OF SOCIAL MEDIA. Thank you for all the support everyone x

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Rosie Holt

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3 years

The Matt Hancock affair is a hate crime to single people in this pandemic

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2 years

Hurtful.

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2 years

Obviously I wanted to do a video today as everything is MAD, but I’ve been struck with Covid, feel terrible and also don’t want to take horse tranquillisers, but then could I have done Nadine Dorries better than Nadine Dorries? Probably not x

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2 years

I’m suffering from the mother of all hangovers after insisting me and my friend preemptively celebrate me reaching 200k followers - so thank you for letting it not be in vain. Honestly though my followers are lovely, 200k! Chuffed x

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2 years

This is so Batshit gonna watch it on repeat for next 5 minutes

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2 years

MP insists doesn’t matter Suella resigned as it was “quite a few days ago”

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3 years

Right I’m sorry I don’t want to cause more strife on Twitter but. This is my least favourite of all the lockdowns. I’m so sorry lockdown 3 fans but this is the rubbishist out of the trilogy. Noone is even making bread this time.

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Rosie Holt

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2 years

So I’m quite chuffed about this

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2 years

Rosie Holt: the satirist whose ‘Tory MP’ video had so many fooled

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3 years

It’s a bit exciting wondering what new awful people will replace the old awful people isn’t it

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3 years

Man who proudly accused ministers of not coming on GMB to answer questions they don’t like, storms off GMB when asked questions he doesn’t like

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2 years

Gutted.

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1 year

MP suggests we eat off dirty plates to save money on washing up

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3 years

Really enjoying the MPs who are now outraged at Dominic Cummings trip to Barnard Castle when at the time they vigorously defended him. It’s almost LIKE their opinions aren’t driven by any moral compass at all.

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2 years

I’m too sexy

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2 years

Oh come on.

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2 years

John Cleese has a point, the woke elite cancelled all his funny jokes, I haven't seen any in years.

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3 years

ahahahahahahahahaha

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2 years

MP refuses to say whether PM should resign if he's found to have misled parliament

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2 years

Ha no way ! They interviewed someone from Peppa Pig World 😂

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2 years

Wow imagine turning on your interviewee like that

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Rosie Holt

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2 years

Thanks so much for the feedback everyone on my character 'Michael Fabricant' I was worried it was a bit too over the top and unbelievable, but I guess a silly man with a blonde ferret on his head slots right into the incompetence and blackmail of our current government.

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3 years

The murder of Sarah Everard, a week of women sharing their stories and then this.

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3 years

All these Tory MPs lining up to tell us what a lovely person Priti Patel is like we haven't seen her immigration policies

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2 years

Thank you for the birthday messages ! I am still in my twenties*. Let’s just say. *governmental guess

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2 years

Yasss Queeen! Contempt for the People! Go girl!

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2 years

MP excuses latest No.10 photo “he didn’t realise it was a party”

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"who is this woman and what does she do for a living" 🥲

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Woah so this woman thinks the Colston Four verdict is a “step too far”

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2 years

Very excited to report that last night I was tagged in Brendan O'Neill's insta stories as 'repugnant.'

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4 years

First shopping trip without a face mask

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6 months

I think this is reprehensibly awful to be honest. Giving a platform to soften and humanise someone on the far right who has caused so much division and hate so we can forgive him cos he eats koala genitalia or whatever.

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🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has just landed in Australia after signing a £1.5 MILLION deal to appear on I'm A Celeb - the highest fee ever paid

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Rosie Holt

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2 years

Seriously though I have now had 2 sitting MPs quote tweet this video in completely serious disgust.

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2 years

This MP won’t be resigning !

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Omg verified ! Thanks to those who tagged @elonmusk I think that’s what swayed it. All hail Elon our new overlord and master

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2 years

Devastated.

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2 years

After Boris has another go do we let Liz have another go and then maybe Theresa cos it's fair.

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4 years

Just caught the end of Priti Patel’s speech - her statement of “those defending the broken system; the lefty lawyers, the do-gooders” Such incredibly devisive language from our Home Secretary is really quite something eh.

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3 years

I like when you go to buy booze and they ask you to take down your mask and then they nod like “oh it’s ok the bottom half of your face is old”

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2 years

Well that’s good to know.

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If you parody my serious interview that’s really disrespectful actually.

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2 years

I for one find it reassuring that in the event of nucleur war, any announcment from Liz Truss will be accompanied by a fun selfie.

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2 years

“and hopefully even endearing”

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2 years

So this MP is warning against being racist to Oligarchs? Full interview on @wtfisgoingonpod (Ep 32)

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2 years

MP defends Boris Johnson is wake of resignations “stay strong, stay together, and stop resigning.”

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3 years

There’s some sort of pattern here and I can’t put my finger on it...

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3 years

@MrsSOsbourne @piersmorgan Sometimes someone's truth is that they are a massive misogynistic bellend that rubbishes people's suicidal thoughts, and that is so beautiful Sharon, that you are standing by that.

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2 years

There’s this man whose continually DMs me to tell me I’m not funny and then sends me a pic of his bum or his tiny winky. If a woman makes him laugh does he put his clothes back on.

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2 years

A man tweeted to me that I’m not funny so I replied ‘Your mum’ ( thank you @caitlinmoran ) and he instantly blocked me and sorry but that IS objectively funny.

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Rosie Holt

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4 months

I could just do this verbatim I guess?

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4 months

Govt says there’s evidence of bias at the #BBC ? But Culture Sec @lucyfrazermp can't quite find the words or examples… #KayBurley FC

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3 years

So sweet when you take your hostage to vote with u 💕

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Boris Johnson casts his vote for the London mayoral election alongside fiancee Carrie Symonds #Election2021

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2 years

This MP thinks with Boris Johnson we should just forgive and forget

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MP says Boris Johnson always tells the truth

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4 years

I am obsessed, OBSESSED with this speech ! Exquisite ! I keep rewatching different bits of it and liking all tweets sharing it

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1 year

Brexit cost me my marriage and my mental health.

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1 year

Although it’s hurtful to be called “a complete embarrassment” I’m really glad people are properly checking to see that I’m clearly not a parody.

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4 years

Woman angry as she thinks everyone is getting As for #Alevels

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2 years

This is really sweet. He may have lost trying to silence a journalist but he won a big pile of shit for the whole country.

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2 years

Hi mum, I talked about the cost of living crisis and tearing up the human rights act while surrounded by GOLD

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2 years

Why are we not talking more about how the red BUDGET BOX attended the party

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2 years

Pls guys I am just trying to stand by my man.

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2 years

MP defends PM’s friendship with Lebedev because Lebedev throws good parties ?

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6 months

I can think of someone who would be a GREAT Home Secretary

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3 years

Absolutely taking the piss

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4 months

Hurt that the grand and libelous wizard of Brexit is questioning my validity as an MP. Surely someone who championed the joys of Brexit should know what is real.

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