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Caitlin Moran

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2 years

Amazing line from guy on the BBC talking about the Tories, post-Boris: "The ringmaster has left the circus, and now the lions are eating the clowns."

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My parents were on disability benefits - my father had osteoarthritis. By feeding me, the state saved itself more money than by treating me for malnutrition in hospital. And now, I pay back more in tax than we ever got in benefits. Food for children is quite a small investment.

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2 years

Given that, depressingly, the hashtag "sendherback" is trending, I'm very happy to start a #welcomehomenazanin thing, if anyone wants to join in with being pleasant and cheerful.

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3 years

Being a woman: my "outside" day finishes at sundown. If I haven't taken the dog for a walk/jogged by then, I can't. In the winter, it often means the choice between exercise and work. Today, I had to stop work at 4 to exercise. My husband worked until 6, and is now off for a run.

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4 years

That the latest "decision" is that you can have your cleaner or your nanny visit your house, but not your parents, is so parodically the call of posh men who were sent away to boarding school, it's actually made me hysterical.

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

He is the worst Prime Minister we've ever had this century, isn't he? I mean the last few years have given us a dazzling choice, but - he is the worst.

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Caitlin Moran

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1 year

Harry interview in a nutshell: the royal family are so scared of the media they regularly chucked Harry & Meghan under the bus, so they would look good by comparison. And now - given that quitting & moving to the US didn't stop it - he feels he has nothing to lose by revealing it

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2 years

I'd like to introduce the phrase "As convenient as Prince Andrew's Covid test."

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3 years

Why don't we knock Xmas 2020 on the head - then have a mahoosive, week-long Bank Holiday in summer, when we've got the vaccine? Just, for one year only, have a summer Christmas?

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2 years

Women, remember this man's name - Danny Kruger. He doesn't believe women should have an absolute right to bodily autonomy. He would prefer politicians make these decisions for you. He wants it "debated." This is how it started in the States.

Mirror Politics

@MirrorPolitics

2 years

Tory MP Danny Kruger says he doesn’t agree that “women have an absolute right to bodily autonomy".

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Caitlin Moran

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2 years

The beautiful thing is that you don't JUST loose Johnson - if he goes, Nadine Dorries and Jacob Rees Mogg go too. Total BOGOF.

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Caitlin Moran

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3 years

Shitty £30 food hampers with a fiver's-worth of food inside; £96m for 230,00 homeschooling laptops; £22b on Track & Trace - is there anything this government have outsourced that HASN'T ended up looking like a parasitical piss-take?

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3 years

If anyone says "Given the last few years, are there any things that still make you proud to be British?" I have to reply, "It's a dwindling list, but Nigella Lawson calmly choosing Bitter Orange Tart on the day Trump leaves office would be one of them."

Nigella Lawson

@Nigella_Lawson

3 years

Well, yes, Bitter Orange Tart just happens to be #RecipeOfTheDay . Apart from anything else, there are more things to make with Seville oranges than marmalade! This is not complicated: the base is bashed ginger nuts

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Caitlin Moran

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3 years

I am 45 and it is 2021 and I am essentially under a curfew. Like all women. And there are absolutely no exit plans for this. It's just presumed women will stay home when it's dark ... forever.

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Caitlin Moran

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2 years

Well Liz Truss's reading is a welcome respite from all the emotion, drama and beauty

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2 years

Well, there it is. The picture that will go around the world.

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5 years

I love these little episodes where people really leave their arses hanging out. This week: every old male columnist having a pop at a 16-year-old Nobel Prize winner with Aspergers trying to literally save the world.

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

I would imagine there's a lot of A Level students today who, once they've tried to deal with this catastrophic shambles, will then, coldly and furiously, register to vote. It will have politicised an entire generation. This will have a long tail.

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Caitlin Moran

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10 months

Sinead: and she was the first to talk about abuse in the Catholic church - tearing up the picture of the Pope on TV - but 99% of the music industry hung her out to dry. She was decades before her time, and fearless. Rest in power, queen.

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2 years

I used think politics was more nuanced, but these days, when the government announce they're selling Channel 4, you just think, "Which one of their rich mates has said they want to buy it?" Is this their only idea? Selling all our stuff?

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1 year

I'm fifty pages into "Spare" and it's so desperately sad: the tone is very different to how all the out-of-context quotes make it seem. Although he keeps making jokes - mainly self-deprecating - it just ACHES.

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

So in order for Britain to leave the EU, Kent will have to leave Britain. This is an amazing plot twist.

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

Tone-policing a female NHS worker is a nasty look, dude.

Alex Andreou

@sturdyAlex

4 years

Here how @MattHancock responds to @DrRosena , an ACTUAL front-line NHS worker, telling him many colleagues feel let down by the gov't testing strategy. He tells her it's not true and to watch her tone. It's easy to forget, because of how useless he is, just how nasty he can get.

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Caitlin Moran

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3 years

I've been watching CNN since 4pm and I still haven't seen ANYONE being arrested, cuffed, taken away. The rioters are now just starting to ... walk away. No consequences. What the fuck?

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Caitlin Moran

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3 years

Cab ride across London during extra time - pubs exploding, horns sounding. For an England team who took the knee, wear rainbow armbands, campaign against child poverty. It feels like a cultural game-changer on the same scale as The Beatles.

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Caitlin Moran

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5 years

It is beneath the dignity of this country to have two main parties so utterly without talent, intellect, agreement or vision debating something as mind-bogglingly complex and dangerous as Brexit.

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5 years

Oh, the continuing madness of Theresa May trying to take Britain out of the EU when we know, demographically, the generations below her are wildly pro-EU and will have to spend years trying to rejoin. What a mad, stubborn, spiteful waste of time by the older generation.

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

Marcus Rashford has written a powerful column for The Times: calling on MPs to U-turn, and reinstate free food vouchers for kids who will just not eat this summer without them. He sounds more statesmanlike than our statesmen:

Marcus Rashford: Ending child poverty is a bigger trophy than any in football

It can be funny where your career takes you sometimes. If someone had said ten years ago that I would one day be writing for The Times I would have laughed, and yet here I am on Monday evening...

www.thetimes.co.uk

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

4 years

Little things like this make me cry. Humans be humaning all the time, whatever's happening.

Danny💙

@PaedsNurseDanny

4 years

These doctors have put their pictures on their PPE so that their patients can see who is looking after them, this is such a nice idea ☺️

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Caitlin Moran

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2 years

And they'll be blocking all the boys who got them pregnant, yes?

Daily Monitor

@DailyMonitor

2 years

Block pregnant girls from attending school, bishop tells teachers #MonitorUpdates

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Caitlin Moran

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5 years

Fact box: the Little Mermaid lives on a TROPICAL CORAL REEF with a calypso-singing lobster with a strong Jamaican accent. When you think about it, it's bizarre she was white the first time around.

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2 years

Jamie Oliver on the Today programme, talking about child poverty - God he's on his shit. He's just ... a good person. Weird how unfamiliar that phrase feels.

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2 years

Liz Truss staring passionately down the wrong camera for her final address was, I think, the moment her campaign ended.

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3 years

confused by this question on the passport application website:

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Caitlin Moran

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5 years

what an unbelievably thrilling alternate way of doing politics. We know infinite economic growth is impossible, and fucking hell what an exciting idea.

Jason Hickel

@jasonhickel

5 years

This is huge. Jacinda Ardern's New Zealand is about to become the first major country to abandon growth as political priority in favour of well-being. #postgrowth

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

This report from the Sunday Times reads like the obituary of Boris Johnson's government. An absolutely extraordinary catalogue of complacency, error and long weekend holidays even as departments were sounding the alarm.

Times Politics

@timespolitics

4 years

Boris Johnson skipped five Cobra meetings on the virus, calls to order protective gear were ignored and scientists’ warnings fell on deaf ears Failings in February may have cost thousands of lives

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1 year

My timeline is absolutely split between those who've read the press coverage of "Spare" and think Harry's a twat, and those who have actually read the book, or are reading it, and are going "Fair enough - I get him now."

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

There's something quite heartbreaking about watching MPs asking sensible, specific questions about literal life-or-death matters, and Johnson just releasing a bunch of posh noises whilst looking lost and knackered.

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3 years

Can't help but note this unstable, cyclical man-rota of repetitive failure does seem to lead to the suggestion "Maybe let the women take over for a bit."

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2 years

Fucking hell, Richard E Grant's Desert Island Discs is so, so devastating. Almost a minute of silence after his last song, then just the sound of him gasping. Really moving, intimate, beautiful.

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2 years

not sure the "joking about Jimmy Savile in the House of Commons" guy gets to suddenly run an "ethics in comedy" workshop tbh

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

Still boggling over Matt Hancock reprimanding Dr Rosena Allin-Kahn over her "tone." If he thinks that is an extreme tone, he's clearly NEVER had a woman - 52% of the population - actually shout at him. And you have to wonder how you'd get a life like that. It's creepy.

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4 years

Women Being Trump is my favourite thing of 2020. We will know feminism has finally succeeded when women who are genuinely this stupid and deranged are the President. That's the final objective.

Sarah Cooper

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4 years

How to more cases than anybody in the world

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

This government is ... morally unwell.

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Caitlin Moran

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1 year

Cannot believe 21st century Britain has just had an election where there are accounts of "thousands" of people not being allowed to vote, because they didn't have the right ID. Voter fraud was never a problem before. Why have we solved a non-problem by inventing a new one?

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5 years

Is anyone NOT watching Fleabag? Because I've just done the first four episodes in a row, and I'm levitating with how astonishing it is. YOU MUST WATCH IT. Phoebe Waller-Bridge has ... invented something truly new. It's a comedy news-flash.

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Caitlin Moran

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4 years

I've never seen a response to a Tweet like this - my timeline going nuts with people who are complaining to the BBC about their treatment of Emily Maitlis.

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4 years

If you're in tears about your A Level results - here's where you register to vote. The one thing you've got on your side is time. You'll be alive for decades after the people who presided over this mess:

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1 year

I think we all know Gary Lineker would make a better Home Secretary, and is efficient enough to still keep doing Match of the Day on the side.

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4 years

If you feel that introduction by @maitlis on last night's Newsnight was simply an accurate summation of the situation, as I do, you can complain about her caution and removal here:

Media Guardian

@mediaguardian

4 years

Emily Maitlis replaced for Newsnight episode after Cummings remarks

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3 years

SURELY Twitter have to shut down Trump's account. He's literally using it to incite violence. We're watching it happen live on TV.

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2 years

I love Joe Lycett

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2 years

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5 years

Fucking hell - imagine wanting to be Prime Minister, but also thinking it was a hard burn to slag off someone for going to a posh school you consider inferior to your posh school. GROW UP YOU BELL-ENDS.

Hugo Gye

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5 years

Jacob Rees-Mogg tears into Nick Boles: "My honourable friend makes a characteristically Wykehamist point - highly intelligent, but fundamentally wrong." #savage

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4 years

Boris Johnson just making posh angry noises at #PMQs . Keeps banging his fists like a waitress is taking too long to bring his pudding.

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2 years

Over the last half-hour, all the BBC presenters, and the BSL signing guy, have all changed into black suits ...

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1 year

Camilla's long sleeves covering up the 27 nicotine patches applied this morning, to "get her through" until they're back in the carriage

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2 years

I guess the queue for The Queue should be called ... The Queue-y 2. Thank you. Thank you for listening to my joke

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4 years

I mean, I can barely believe people are having to put the moral case for feeding children.

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3 years

Can't believe the "£350m a week for the NHS" Brexit bus guys gave nurses a payrise of £3.50 a week. must be a typo

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4 years

here's a bold and daring idea - why don't we ask Germany how they do it, and then copy them? Instead of some mad balls about getting to the fucking moon.

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2 years

Today's #IWD2022 amusement - watching companies scramble to delete their fluffy IWD Tweets after @PayGapApp re-tweets them - but with their gender pay-gap stats attached. I deeply salute whoever thought of this. It's deadly genius.

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3 years

The last para is a masterclass in how to write about death without writing about death: @HarryHill on the loss of Sean Lock. Quite beautiful:

Harry Hill on Sean Lock: ‘The comedian’s comedian who took us all by surprise’

Sean’s crazily funny gags reminded me why I got into comedy – his dry humour was always balanced with his wide-eyed wonder at the world

www.theguardian.com

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4 years

It is below the dignity of this country to have public servants who just can't be bothered to read Agreements on which lives and peace depend. How have we ended up with such appalling, dangerous blitheness?

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5 years

I have worked with every single one of these men

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@YouGov

5 years

One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams

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2 years

Poor fucking Sue Grey. With Johnson still refusing to admit that he knew it was a party, her job is, essentially, to look in Boris’s pants, and work out if he knows he’s shat himself - or if he genuinely thinks his own trousers are a toilet.

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4 years

This is such a great picture. A woman at work, trying to change things for the betterment of millions of other women, whilst handling childcare at the same time. I wish there were more politicians like Stella.

Rachel Wearmouth

@REWearmouth

4 years

Labour's @stellacreasy in the Commons chamber with her lovely baby girl speaking on NI & abortion.

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4 years

Stormzy is just a perpetual good news cycle

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4 years

Imagine coming home from school to find Stormzy decorating your bedroom. That’s what happened to 15-year-old Ishae. 😂🖌️🎤

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3 years

Imagine if we did this.

Meadow In My Garden 🍃💚🍃

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3 years

In Denmark, the law requires owners of large agricultural lands to plant 5% of the soil with flowers for bees.

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1 year

I enjoy the barely repressed fury, channelled into totally being on her fucking shit, that Jacinda displays here - after what is, quite possibly, the stupidest question ever asked.

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1 year

Watch NZ Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern pick apart this reporter's question during a joint press conference with Finnish PM Sanna Marin. He asked the pair 'are you two meeting because you're similar in age and got a lot of common stuff there?' Read more:

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4 years

Most of my life now is just waiting for Sarah Cooper to do a new thing.

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1 year

It's simply a political decision to let rivers die. There's no reason why we can't have waterways as clean as this. A combination of this government, Ofwat, & the vastly profitable, mainly foreign-owned water companies are turning us, once again, into the Dirty Old Man of Europe

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While we learn that *every single river* in England is polluted, here is the River Limmat in Switzerland. It runs through the centre of the largest city, Zürich (population: 436,000). Water Quality: Excellent Public Swimming Baths: 11 We have been mugged. #WildIsles

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4 years

I don't know if the government know they appear to have recently created a "Hopes & Dreams Crushing Department", but for a country already depressed and anxious, I would suggest it's a bit of a "Not now, dudes" moment?

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1 year

I beg I live to see the day when Tory MPs screaming about how Gary Lineker needs to be "impartial" actually read the BBC impartiality guidelines, and realise they only apply to broadcasters working in news. Football guy can say whatever he thinks and feels.

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1 year

This is a shit-show for the BBC. There's basically now a picket-line on MOTD. No-one wants to be a scab.

Jermaine Jenas

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1 year

Been on air with the one show. I wasn’t down to be doing match of the day tomorrow, but if I was I would of said no and stood with my fellow pundits and @GaryLineker

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4 years

Absolute fair fucks to Gary Lineker, man - he is able to walk the walk, and he's done it. What a lovely dude.

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@GaryLineker

4 years

Providing a new start to those who‘ve fled their homes represents the best of Britain's values. As we know refugees have always helped to keep our communities safe and make our society stronger. They even brought us fish & chips. Im standing with @RESCUE_UK to #StandWithRefugees

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3 years

Sarah, they're wearing "Trump" hats, marching on the Capitol because Trump told them to, shouting "TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!" I mean call me Poirot, but I see a link.

Sarah Palin

@SarahPalinUSA

3 years

Media: quit labeling DC protestors “Conservatives, Republicans, Tea Partiers, Trump Supporters, etc” LOOK IN TO WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE who’d choose an apparent leaderless insane swarm to create a perception of condoned violence. KNOCK IT OFF. (1/2)

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3 years

Oh come the fuck on - I'm a humourous columnist who left school at 11 and I know viruses mutate.

Aubrey Allegretti

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3 years

"None of us were able to predict" coronavirus would mutate or variants would emerge - Dido Harding, head of the National Institute for Health Protection

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3 years

Before you get all worried and self-loathing about your lockdown weight making your summer clothes too tight, try this before going on a mad diet: just buying a bigger pair of trousers. Once your clothes are comfy again, you might not actually care. Signed, a 32-inch waist x

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5 years

John Cleese is in the process of moving to Nevis, in the Caribbean. I hope there's a old Nevisian comedian ready to moan about how Charlestown won't "really be a Nevisian town any more." Goddamn immigrants.

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

5 years

Some years ago I opined that London was not really an English city any more Since then, virtually all my friends from abroad have confirmed my observation So there must be some truth in it... I note also that London was the UK city that voted most strongly to remain in the EU

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4 years

Does anyone know why Swan is the first journalist who's been able to interview Trump like this? How did someone actually willing and able to intelligently challenge Trump finally get access to him? I'm fascinated.

Axios

@axios

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. @jonathanvswan : “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.” @realdonaldtrump : “You can’t do that.” Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

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5 years

Ah, my country.

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Top signage #PeoplesVoteMarch #ParliamentSq

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My teenage daughters, on being told that Rege-Jean Page, aka The Duke of Sexington, won't be returning for series 2 of Bridgerton: "Well, what's the fucking point of making it, then? I mean seriously, what's the point?"

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2 years

If there's one thing a dancefloor in a pub at 1am is good for, it's the orderly processing of paperwork.

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3 years

Astonished breakfast TV allowed the original comment. A terrifyingly irresponsible thing to say.

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Why are women not offered pain relief for removal and insertion of IUDs? It can be AGONY. If it involves the prostate or the colon, you get sedatives, or gas and air. My column on how brutally the cervix is treated:

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How lovely that Bob Mortimer is trending simply because everyone just chose today to talk about how unbelievably excellent he is. He's a scientifically observable percentage of the world's sum total of joy.

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4 years

Marcus Rashford's timeline swells your heart - people across the country doing something about feeding kids at Christmas.

Marcus Rashford

@MarcusRashford

4 years

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Imagine having to cos-play being normal - and the result being you end up putting petrol in someone else's car before getting into your Bentley that's hidden round the corner NORMAL SO NORMAL

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@BenKentish

2 years

Confirmed by Treasury sources that this Kia is not Rishi Sunak’s car but is actually owned by a Sainsbury’s employee. The Chancellor apparently paid for the petrol.

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

4 years

Mothers understand The Stair System. No-one else in the house does. Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy.

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

4 years

Oh god, the best thing on the internet is BACK. Professional sports commentator commentates on his dogs.

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@caitlinmoran

4 years

TBH, if ballerina Fatima DOES end up crushing all her dreams to work in Cyber, I hope she's the one who notices they're using a version of Excel from 2003 and that it will fuck up the whole trace-and-trace campaign #getintherefatima

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

3 years

Inauguration Day is really Amazing Coat Day, isn't it?

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

4 years

Person having the worst day today: outside my house, the driver of the W5 has accidentally pressed the "THIS BUS IS UNDER ATTACK - PLEASE DIAL 999" announcement button, and doesn't know how to cancel it. It broadcasts from a speaker on the roof.

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

11 months

Amazing that Penny Mordaunt is the only person in the Cabinet willing to vote on this latest Boris Johnson shit-show. If the Prime Minister doesn't have the balls to discipline someone in his own party over, well, a party, how can he stand up to Putin? Or even fight off a wasp?

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

3 years

There needs to be a word for when you're comforting your sobbing teenage daughter's sorrow over Harry Styles seeming to be into older women, whilst also putting on lipstick and mouthing "I am coming for you, Harry" in the mirror.

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

5 years

I've just found some "lady scientists" who reckon the best advice is to go down on your wife for half an hour, then find somewhere other than the hallway to store your bike.

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

5 years

Simple joy: last year, I put a nesting box on the side of the house, in the wisteria above the patio. This morning, I can hear the baby blue-tits have hatched, and are cheeping. Best £25 ever.

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

3 years

I've now re-read Marina's column three times, and I genuinely don't think there will be a better one in 2021. It's kind of depressing, but everyone else should just pack up and have the year off:

Whatever you think of Harry and Meghan, their media critics are far worse | Marina Hyde

Self-appointed ‘defenders of the royal family’s honour’ may want to have a good, hard look at themselves, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

10 months

Good that Boris Johnson is kicking off an inquiry that ultimately asks if he was trustworthy, competent and intelligent enough for the job of being Prime Minister by claiming he can't remember the passcode to his phone. I feel like we might already have the inquiry's conclusion?

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Caitlin Moran

@caitlinmoran

3 years

Don't want to big-up my sex too much - women don't do that - but can't help but note the big thing about the Oxford vaccine is that you can "store it in a normal fridge." Of course it took women to invent a vaccine you can store in a normal fridge.

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