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Joe Lycett

@joelycett

1 month

🖼️📣🎨 Very pleased to announce my ART HOLE is available to pre-order now:

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I have informed the BBC that I am very much available for tomorrow’s #MOTD

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. @trussliz omg just heard there’s a leadership election nxt week????? u shud run babe youd be perfect!!! 💝💫💥

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Yes @trussliz absolutely smashed it babe!!!

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I’ll be off to the framers in the morning

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A statement from Mummy 📑

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. @trussliz omg cant believe he was also part of the anti-growth coalition babe!! SO right to get rid!!! 🙀🙀🙀🚮🚮🚮

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So glad they’ve introduced these new ‘slicing tomatoes’ so I can finally stop having to pull tomatoes apart with my fists

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Made a video with some friends

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. @trussliz hold ur nerve babe u got this 🤗💫xoxo

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. @NadineDorries lemme kno if u wanna chat 2nite hunni xoxox

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BREAKING: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.

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“A platform for progress”

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lol

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@HUGOBOSS It's clear that @HUGOBOSS HATES people using their name. Unfortunately for them this week I legally changed my name by deed poll and I am now officially known as Hugo Boss. All future statements from me are not from Joe Lycett but from Hugo Boss. Enjoy. (2/2)

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Really excited to be on this new version of Would I Lie To You

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2 years

Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak will be with us, along with Labour's Emily Thornberry, Comedian Joe Lycett and former No 10 staffer, Cleo Watson, along with our full interview with Ukraine's First Lady, Olena Zelenska - @BBCOne , 9am tomorrow - hope to see you there!

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Fucked it

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So @HUGOBOSS (who turnover approx $2.7 billion a year) have sent cease & desist letters to a number of small businesses & charities who use the word 'BOSS' or similar, including a small brewery in Swansea costing them thousands in legal fees and rebranding. (1/2)

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An email to Beckham’s PR. Less than 4 days to go. #benderslikebeckham 🌈

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🇬🇧 In Liz We Truss 🇬🇧

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I’ve had a lot of tweets in the last 48 hours but this is my favourite

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A statement

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FAO @SuellaBraverman

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6 months

Being unemployed is a lifestyle choice.

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I have informed the BBC that I am very much available to be the director general.

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2 years

Well now I look like a right twat

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9 months

Long story short I just organised a £6 BACS transfer with Harry Styles

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A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know of his celebrity at the time so I said yes but I wish I hadn’t cause the whole thing has been a disaster. He came to my holiday home in…

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Happy Easter! ✝️

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Happy Easter! ✝️

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soz @pritipatel just a bit of banter tehehe 🤪

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A 🔥🔥🔥 by @joelycett : “And I’m going to do something now the British government doesn’t always do and welcome some foreigners.”

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. @BorisJohnson bunch of snakes waitin at ur place babe, come 2 mine got a bottle of sauvvy on ice xoxox

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I’m sad about Paul O’Grady. I hoped I might meet him one day to tell him what an inspiration he was to me: how I loved gloriously loose & effortless his shows were, how he proved you could be political in a light ent space and that you could do all this & be really, really funny.

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This is an actual series of messages I have received from someone who works for a cabinet minister. Source is verified.

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4 years

I have had a lot of press requests for statements today. I will now make a number of statements which I REALLY hope do not get confused with the opinions of @HUGOBOSS . Just to clarify these are the statements of Hugo Boss, not of Hugo Boss.

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Happy to present @bbclaurak with a gift for her first show, something I knew she’d love - an original painting of Robert Peston in jail.

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. @BorisJohnson lemme kno if u need ne help tomo. Happy to do wateva Nadine cant. Quite fancy business or justice lol xoxox

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Joe Lycett

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The Sean Lock news has made me very sad. Of course his stand up and panel show work was exemplary but 15 Storeys High is a truly beautiful thing. I’ll really miss working with him and trying to make him laugh. A sad day for comedy.

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Enjoying the sunshine in a park today? Here’s a thought: take your rubbish home you fucking skank!

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2 years

The government are right not to #banconversiontherapy . I did it and just look at me now - a happy, healthy heterosexual man driving an Audi A4 and talking to people at dinner parties about the Beatles documentary.

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A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know of his celebrity at the time so I said yes but I wish I hadn’t cause the whole thing has been a disaster. He came to my holiday home in…

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Fresh from the kiln, the Liz Truss Commemorative Plate® celebrating Britain’s greatest 1.5 months 🇬🇧

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24 hours to go… #benderslikeBeckham

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It’s perfect 🖼😍🤭

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I’ll be off to the framers in the morning

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fyi since coming out as right wing my tour sales have exploded #staywokestaybroke #fairplaytojanet

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Disgusting that those dirty little wokey anti-growth activists could interrupt the PM. I hope they were taken out and jailed and then deported. #ConservativePartyconference

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Thx @SuellaBraverman 😍

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My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri. I want to see if this image I found on google described as…

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I have informed the BBC that I am very much available to be chairman

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I have instructed my management to inform @GBNEWS bosses that I am available to replace any of their suspended presenters.

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'RITA ORA' is an anagram of 'PARTY' if you totally ignore the rules.

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. @trussliz

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Hahahahahahaha

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DT Nadine Dorries: RT Joe Lycett: . Boris Johnson dont rise to it babe, im with nadine we r on ur side no matter what xoxox

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girl are u the stock market? because you are behaving erratically and you fucked my mate’s dad

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BREAKING: Nadine Dorries letter to the Prime Minister this morning

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I’m SICK AND TIRED of hearing from so called ‘comedians’ on political shows!!! These are for serious people like Nigel Farage and Dominic Raab!!! Ben Elton should be ASHAMED and JAILED.

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"Turns out [Sunak] is as much of a mendacious narcissistic sociopath as his previous boss" Comedian Ben Elton describes #BBCLauraK 's interview with PM Rishi Sunak as "an extraordinary, Orwellian, meaningless, evasive word salad"

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🚓 👮‍♂️

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Mummy was on the wine last night

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. @joelycett receives the Comedy Game Changer award, and gives an acceptance speech we are going to pretend we didn't hear #NationalComedyAwards

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Paid to have an open letter to Liz printed in her local constituency paper lol #lycettwantsliz

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My statement regarding @PackedLunchC4

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My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri. I want to see if this image I found on google described as…

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My lawyers are about to send you a cease and desist.

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Hi mate just realised I had one of your suit bags which incidentally doubles up as an oversized present holder @joelycett #HugoBoss obvs I don't have a suit just the bag somehow, perhaps taken it by mistake and sorry will return it when I've done with it 👊

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To my trans followers: please remember there are many, many people who don’t believe your mere existence is ‘divisive’ or that you are a ‘danger to women’ or any equivalent nonsense and that the T is as important and valued as all the letters in LGBTQI+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Hi @Shell . Just dropped off a houseplant to your London HQ, it absorbs carbon which I know you’ll love. Anyway, I wondered if it’s true you’re exploring for new oil even though the @IEA say we don’t need any new oilfields??? Let me know hun! xoxox

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. @BorisJohnson smashed it babe xoxox

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Alright @churchofengland any of you lads fancy a shag?

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It’s that time again!

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. @bbc hi guys just checking if any of u have heard of a guy called richard sharp?? might be worth a looky tehe

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A statement

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Loving the new spin-off!!

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Hugo Boss did not historically manufacture uniforms for the Nazis. Sorry, THIS Hugo Boss did not historically manufacture uniforms for the Nazis.

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This is an actual message I received today.

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FAO @SuellaBraverman

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hey girl are you a greggs steak bake cause you are so hot but also incredibly flaky

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. @StarbucksUK I am still waiting for a reply to this complaint I sent weeks ago

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. @BorisJohnson how u feelin hunni?

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. @BorisJohnson dont rise to it babe, im with nadine we r on ur side no matter what xoxox

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Someone’s going on @vicderbyshire in a minute...

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My favourite portrait in recent memory is probably this one by of my mother by my mother

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If you want to hear more of my right wing opinions I’m on tour: 😊

Comedy Page

Joe Lycett is an incredibly right-wing comedian, painter, filmmaker, sculptor, television presenter, poet, gardener, dietician, radio presenter, tuning…

joelycett.com

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My answer to this question is delayed. We apologise for any inconvenience.

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Hey, @joelycett in the office we have spent way too long trying to guess where the #GreatBritishSewingBee is filmed, we can see our trains in the back through the window. I think its near London Bridge, whereas my colleague thinks more Waterloo East. Who's right?

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As of today I've been Hugo Boss for one whole month. Not even an April Fools.

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. @BorisJohnson i dont care if u broke the law babe, i LOVE a bad boy lol 😂😂😂 xoxox

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. @NadineDorries havin sum drinkies at mine to celebrate daddy winning by 211% if u wanna join hunni xxx

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I appreciate the feedback. I try not to do innuendo but it’s so hard. It’s really so hard. Omg it’s getting harder.

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@HUGOBOSS I am pleased to announce that I will be launching a brand new product as Hugo Boss. All will be revealed on the new series of #GotYourBack on @Channel4

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Sorry I missed the deadline @Channel4 😢

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I bought these ‘ladies gardening gloves’ but they work for manly tasks too! Here I am using them for drilling, playing a Joe Rogan podcast & shoving a flare up my arse. If you feel they should be labelled for all genders join me & email the company at hambleenq @blackspur .com

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Fuck I’m on Gogglebox

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doing my bit

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I feel sad today. Benjamin Zephaniah’s work was accessible yet eloquent, powerful and often really funny. The city of Birmingham adored him. What a loss.

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Benjamin Zephaniah on his refusal to accept an OBE. 'No way Mr Blair, no way Mrs Queen. I am profoundly anti-empire.' Rest in power.

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i’m planning on getting on the wine soon, could someone tweet me about 8pm to remind me to put the bins out?

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Thank you to whoever did this

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Bit of political banter

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If you want to see someone completely out of their depth, I'm giving evidence to the actual @UKHouseofLords in 10 mins.

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. @realDonaldTrump hey babe got ne good netflix recommendations from the bunker?

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. @SuellaBraverman ignore the haters babe ❤️❤️❤️ (by haters I mean the royal court of justice)

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. @BorisJohnson such a toxic atmosphere in there babe, u were so right 2 not rise to it hunni xoxo

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#DefundTheBBC

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@MattHancock feel 4 u babe. same thing happened 2 me when i worked at build a bear workshop and everyone said i was great but then i got caught in the stock cupboard titting up steve from the tills. call me x x x

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