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NATO Stan🦅|Free Trade Appreciator|Pax Americana believer 🇺🇦|Pro-Space👨‍🚀|Servant of Her Majesty Mary Peltola| alt @fairbanksvice

Fairbanks, AK
Joined December 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Hawaii
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Doesn't basically every ethnicity say this? Like there isn't an ethnicity known for having way hotter guys.
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how did god make indian women this insanely beautiful but then made all of our men look like they snuck on earth
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She claims to be an Italian nationalist yet she breaks up with her boyfriend for being too Italian. Curious!
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Italian prime minister splits with boyfriend after he’s caught asking woman if she wants to have a ‘foursome’
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Ok but when are we going to make contact with North Sentinel Island? Are we going to have Mars colonies and trans human cyborgs but just keep a bunch of people in a pre bronze age bubble until the end of time?
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Madagascar really looks like it should be way more powerful than it is. That Anglo-Japanese geography.
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Aang was kinda a bad last Airbender. He had three children and got only one airbender. You gotta pull Nick Cannon numbers when you're on genocide watch.
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Ok but seriously how tf did anyone look at this and think "yeah that'll work out
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@nikicaga In fairness no one has ever seen a saudi woman. And idk why everyone hates the British so much
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Love how the main target of boycotts is a company with almost no ties to Israel
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Retweet if you will never buy a coffee from Starbucks.
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@spokoyno__ If Italian chicks rebranded as Latinas they'd get more play
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Using American political colors in Europe is painful
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@designeiro Well maybe Brazil will not
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Do evangelicals unironicly think people just don't know about Christianity?
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How Europeans think they look after explaining they aren't racist, their minorities just accually are empirically awful:
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This map is crazy.
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No one tell Stonetoss about the Barbary wars
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Welcome to the Russian civil war! We have: The Fascist Status Quo The Fascist Oppisition The Fascist Generals The Fascist PMC The Fascist Sepratists The Fascists in Ukraine The Liberals
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Free Greece from their colonial occupier(Deutsche Bank)!
@Crisis_Director
⛓️𝙎𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙆𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙍🪸
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i did not know greece and albania were unfree
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@axiochrono Definitely cap
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Yeah Kraut cause you've never called a Slavic nation culturally backward lol
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@autoautism @prageru Cause what are they doing there?
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Rare Greek W
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@VKlker Says who? God?
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He was too afraid to use an actual swastika. What are you 12?
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Everyone saying MacArthur when he actually won his main warh
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Who was the most overrated military commander in history? Let us know your suggestions!
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@OregonMapGuy They speak the same language more or less
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Like even Cuba had a geopolitical golden age.
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Has to be the most over rated documentary ever.
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It's still astonishes me that jad you given me like 8 hours and a red bull I could have came up with an infinity more interesting Wizarding school map.
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@spargles Two fold 1. She's a very white woman 2. Her personality. She explicitly is basically ok with be sexually objectified which makes her a foil to a lot of "girlboss" celebs even if she used some feminist language.
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Name a fiction world with more lore than this:
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Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the gays
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If you live in the orange shut the fuck up
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Wow they must all be amazing leaders!
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Guyana the only European settler colony to have literally no White people
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Reminded of this
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@ya_masters Zanzabar is more like Africa's Venice
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Name a country that doesn't hate the capital/biggest city
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"Ah Xi so what's your plan for global hegemony" Raise border disputes with every neighbor Give money to people that can't pay it pack Destroy our financial hub "Ahhh" Crash the economy Piss off Europe Beg America for money
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Still the best deleted tweet of all time
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Can we execute everyone who's posted this reply?
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Name the leader
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The judge assigns him as your public defender. Your last saved image is your reaction.
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So you sent a tweet
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New worst youtube video dropped
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It's kinda weird the UN is like this. Like what other organization is this much further left thag 90% of its membersi
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Remember, trans lesbians are lesbians too. Let's uplift and honour EVERY expression of love and identity! Happy International #LesbianDay ! @free_equal
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They are claiming fucking Tehran
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South Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 is not iran.
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@Commenter51 It's really hard to look at the history of the post 1945 British Empire and see a machivelian plan when foolishness seems so much more apt
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Holy shit. I never realized Rwanda was THAT bad
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@AbuHafsah1 The palestinians genocide
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I want a Marxarita. What about you?
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Canada debatably has the most moderate right in the Western World what are you on?
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NO. THEY. ARE. NOT.
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Trolling on unheard of levels
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@NumberFuckstein Based climate policy
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Of these which is the most legitimate?
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I have several questions
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They really do have the worst audience
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The Man in the High Castle map is so boring. Why not throw in Italian occupied Gulf States or Ustaše Maine. Have Thialand have a small colony in Oregon. Something more interesting than just divide it at the Rockies.
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@nikicaga Maybe they should have tried to associate smoking with body odor or feelings of smug superiority
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@intentionalisms Not really because this lead to the status quo
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There you go
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There has to be a better way to design an EU Pride flag
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@butleriano @nikicaga They're also litterally the worst imperialists I've ever seen on film
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Plot hole culture is the worst. They be like "plothole" and it's the entire theme of the movie.
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NAFO motherfuckers after reading Bin Ladens letter to America(He opposed the Russian Invasion of Chechnya):
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Hot take but we should revive all of these
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He had a plan to win his second but motherfuckers hating
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@nonalignedem Fascist Maoists in the replies
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@LinkofSunshine @BobSmithumz Why are we getting this part of cyberpunk and not the cool tech?
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@Based_Mr_L Maybe he just hates rabbits
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@TrueSlazac Woke Fox News Woke Fox News Woke Fox News Woke Fox News Woke Fox News Woke Fox News Woke Fox News Woke Fox News
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When you forget the Pacific front existed
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Oof
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I would say Henry Kissinger is smiling from heaven from the realism of it all but he is somehow still alive
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President Biden
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It was great sitting down with Prime Minister Phạm Minh Chính of Vietnam in Hanoi. Between our U.S.–Vietnam Comprehensive Strategic Partnership and our new Semiconductor Partnership, the future we’re writing together will be strong.
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I can't believe someone would accually believe this
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He's on that grind
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Um actually if you eat the biggest portion and have 6000 calories a day it's unhealthy. Almost enough to make me wanna be a libertarian again.
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@MappyPoop Based liberal classism!
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Wonder if Guatemala is gonna get in on this invading commonwealth nations thing
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Liberals. Stop saying Ben Shapiro is alt right. He's a staight conservative. And he sucks. Cause conservatives kinda suck. This isn't hard.
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Being a single man right after WW1 must have been awesome
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What the hell
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Crazy that more freemasons died jn the holocaust than gays
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@spargles The fact that antifa types screamed about how we were like 2 years away from a Nazi take over and violence was the only offer yet they never assassinated a single Trump era official shows it was always just an odd form of hobbyism not real radicalism.
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Screaming internally
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@SaadReacts @nikicaga Like a what? British Playboy?
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@NANAMITHEWORLD @femcelognomy Latina* They cut his penis off
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Biden announces new Secretary of Defense
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Racism check. Type "black people are" and let your auto predict do the rest. Cancel everyone
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Immigrants are cool. Their children...ehhhh
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This is the worst gotcha I've ever seen
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So true infographics Show, so true
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My solution
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I'm not usually convinced porn addiction is a real problem but then I see stuff like this
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The internet works fast 😂😂
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Italy has gotta have like negative soft power.
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@beatmastermatt How many countries do we have left for this genre?
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I Am Not A Fish ☩🏵️⚓️
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