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Personal account of silly scenarios guy 🏴‍☠️✝️

Joined August 2013
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Happy Easter to all Orthodox Christians. He has risen!
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Save Your Sons
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Created the Western World
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What are the best examples of boring technology that work exceptionally well and aren’t overhyped?
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This unironically ended up being the plot of the movie
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Kangaroos are the only animal you could beat with your bare hands and everyone would be like "Yeah I get it"
@ZeroSuitCamus
Claire Penis
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This is literally just a guy
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Why is this so crazy to people
@mymixtapez
My Mixtapez
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A single mother of 3 goes viral after she shows how she manages to fit her Children in a 2 Bedroom House
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This was that brief moment when tech was cool before it became all dystopian and hellish
@NostalgiaFolder
Nostalgia
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Apple Silhouette Campaign (2004-2008)
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I never stopped calling it Twitter
@Cat_Auras
cat with confusing auras
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When was the last time you called 𝕏, “Twitter”? It’s ok, you can be honest.
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It was so bad, God sent a plague like a month later
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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‘Cats’ was released 4 years ago.
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Wasted space. Put a continent there
@engineers_feed
World of Engineering
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The side of planet Earth we aren't used to seeing.
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Why does this have better CGI than shows with the budget of an entire country.
@DJWarnerStage
✨DJ Warner💘 Free Palestine !🍉
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NAH BRO TED HAD ENOUGH 💀💀💀
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>Creates whole separate category for missing black kids >Calls it Ebony Alert >Doesn't notify anybody's phones The LAPD at it again
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If a main character did this in a horror movie everyone would have called it unrealistic and terribly written
@USSGoodGirl
SSGoodGirl
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Windy AF here today and the stroller rolled away… Thank god a man catches the stroller before anything bad happens to this lady’s baby. 😱
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You didn’t stop. You were stopped
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Overwatch 2 launch failing so hard this guy went outside instead and made a friend
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What did you think the cactus was trying to protect
@BornAKang
Lance🇱🇨
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Damn since when you could eat the inside of a cactus
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You’re laughing. Biden reveals he can see the ghost of a dead French president and you’re laughing.
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Remember when this went nowhere
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Apple has an opportunity to send the funniest response ever
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Dexerto
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A 10-year-old started a petition for Apple to change the ‘🤓’ emoji because it’s “offensive” for people wearing glasses
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LISAN AL GAIB
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Its funny how a cat sized dog is just annoying while a dog sized cat will kill you.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Closeup with a wild lynx
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I love that it goes from black and white to the most colorful thing you’ve ever seen
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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Norway changes to color television live in 1972
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It's kind of hilarious how normal it looks
@latestinspace
Latest in space
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Recent views from NASA's Mars helicopter 🚁
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They teased Hitler at the end of ‘The Kingsman’ like he was a comic villain
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@Trey_Explainer
Trey the Explainer
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What’s the worst sequel-bait ending for a movie that never got one? Mine is the Azula cameo at the end of that awful Avatar movie
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Why is that creepy. He's just old
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
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93-year-old Clint Eastwood
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*visits rural area* *appalled that it's rural*
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Did you know they actually shot Uncle Ben for real.
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This broke the mind of American Twitter and it wasn't even its intended audience.
@McDonaldsJapan
マクドナルド
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特別じゃない、しあわせな時間。
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Europeans clown on this pic but for Americans driving 10 hours straight this is an oasis in a cruel and unforgiving wilderness.
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This was the season finale to someone’s subplot
@BNONews
BNO News
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BREAKING: House explodes when police approach Arlington, VA home to execute search warrant
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The release of the Wii is further from us now than the fall of the Soviet Union was from the release of the Wii.
@Whotfismick
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you may be old but are you this OLD ?
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First born sons watch out
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If the Dark Knight ferry bomb dilemma happened in real life they would have 100% blown each other up right
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RIP Community Notes it was a good run
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Community Notes has fact-checked Elon Musk’s tweet about removing the block button
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The binge model fucking sucks. Nobody is on the same page and the show is relevant for a week.
@interesting_aIl
Interesting Things
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It’s funny how the grand conclusion to this show is just him becoming a nuisance to his future friend group and neighbor
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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‘YOUNG SHELDON’ has finished filming. The series ends next month.
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Are you a literal toddler or what
@SouFloCon
Imperator of Florida 🇻🇦🇺🇸
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I think it was Trump being elected President
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What even is the conspiracy here
@Alphafox78
AlphaFo𝕏
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Do you think oil is naturally produced by the earth?
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They don't tell you this but if you defeat the judge in single combat, you actually win and they let you go.
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
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A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation.
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@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NEW - JPMorgan "mistakenly deleted" 47 million records. SEC says deleted records were requested in several probes — Bloomberg
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RIP she would’ve loved cigarettes and Facebook
@Sulkalmakh
Ancestral Whispers
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Facial reconstruction of a woman found in the Moesring Mountains, Solstheim, dated to the Late Merethic Era. Her well-preserved remains were found encased in a block of stalhrim. Wounds around her abdomen suggest that she was killed by a powerful thrust, possibly with a spear.
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@brixwe
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How long would you last in a fight with her?
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This is par for the course of 2011 YouTube. If anything we’re returning to tradition
@yearncel
autixcx এ
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is gen alpha okay
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I don’t think xQc can even comprehend how this is bad. His neurons can’t connect two and two together. In his mind he thinks just streaming something makes it his content automatically It’s why he streamed Dark Knight and was shocked Kick got pissed
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neo
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This video shows xQc 'reacting' to my video. He leaves the room 5 seconds into the video and then returns 10 minutes later, making a mockery out of the fact that he is not reacting.
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@GarettJones
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Name other scholars beside Oppenheimer who spent their later years running away from their early work
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Gorillas can do literally anything and I will laugh
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Society finally won
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@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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JUST IN - Ted Kaczynski, known as "Unabomber," was found dead in his jail cell this morning, authorities say.
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@metalgearobama
Kafka, esq. ⚾️
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It used to be that a man could support a family, as well as a second, secret family, on one income
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The scenes coming out of New York are INSANE.
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In Adventure Time drawing a soyjak opens a portal into Hell.
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I appreciate that Disney had a niche history nerd arc in the early 2000s
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@ChadNotChud
delaniac 🌹🌱
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I can honestly say I never considered this
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This is the worst combination of climates I can imagine
@CsabaSzekely7
Where is this?
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@TerribleMaps Australia's climate equivalents (using the köppen climate classification system)
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Saw the full video. Cop basically saw a charred corpse and did this
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Its a Sun Bear. They just look like that
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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A zoo in eastern China is denying suggestions some of its bears might be humans in costumes
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This came to me in a dream
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So much on the internet makes sense when you realize way too many people on here are children in the online equivalent of trench coats
@sinnoh_CEO
CEO of Sinnoh 🌟
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bruh no way 💀
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Oh. Oh that’s bad
@netflix
Netflix
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ONE 🌀 MORE 🌀 WEEK 🌀
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11 months
Fixed
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Official poster for ‘SPIDER-MAN 2’. The game releases on October 20.
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Cody
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Anyone else notice how empty this place feels now. Like most people left and it’s just bots now
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Fidelity says Twitter's value has dropped to $12.5B A 71.5% decrease since Elon Musk took over 📉
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Professor X if he wasn’t a weak ass nerd
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Let This Radicalize You
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Billionaires are in “inventing” 5 versions of the same app. Meanwhile the people are actually innovating
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Cody
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Young Sheldon should metamorphosize into Old Sheldon in front of his horrified screaming family
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Jim Parsons will return physically as Sheldon in the final episode of ‘YOUNG SHELDON’.
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Everyone bullied him into putting the mask back on. Lmao
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“You can’t boycott. You can’t hunger strike. You can’t- “
@m7mdkurd
Mohammed El-Kurd
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You can’t protest peacefully. You can’t boycott. You can’t hunger strike. You can’t hijack planes. You can’t block traffic. You can’t throw Molotovs. You can’t self-immolate. You can’t heckle politicians. You can’t march. You can’t riot. You can’t dissent. You just can’t be.
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Cody
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Hunter Biden is actually the main character
@nypost
New York Post
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Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos
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@ButtonBeats
Button Beats
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Rizz used to get it in ohio.
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Cody
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What are they gonna pay their animators this time
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Seth Rogen says the ‘SAUSAGE PARTY’ sequel series will be “unbelievably shocking.” (Source: )
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Ben 10 recreated the universe to the exact atom and his main disappointed was that his favorite smoothie tasted kinda different
@TheCartoonBase
Cartoon Base
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These four get into a fight, who's winning?
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Cody
2 months
Just realized this site is a constant war between two different sides of porn addicts
@RichardHanania
Richard Hanania
2 months
Wokeness is dead.
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@AltHistCody
Cody
10 months
Too true my guy. Japan just exploded like that.
@OwenBenjamin
Owen Benjamin 🐻
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It’s weird that the nuclear blasts vaporized brick houses but not the old timey camera recording it. It’s because nukes are fake. Hiroshima and Nagasaki never had any fall out radiation. The whole narrative and all the evidence is absurd.
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Cody
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Who the fuck is eating all that duck
@jan_dutkiewicz
Jan Dutkiewicz
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What can you even say about this?
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@AltHistCody
Cody
4 months
The United States
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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What is the most powerful country in Europe?
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@AltHistCody
Cody
1 year
Games hit different when you aren’t 12
@DipsumValley
Dᴇᴠ Dᴜᴢᴢᴇᴛ
1 year
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You know a game is good when we’re back to 2002 era of rumors
@MrTLexify
Lex ✝️
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Helldivers 2's Attention to Detail is Insane...
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@TrueSlazac
Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐
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What event clearly separated the 2000s and the 2010s?
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3 months
He’s gonna kill that doctor kid
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Daniel Dae Kim as Fire Lord Ozai in the live-action ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER’ series.
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Cody
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Because they’re stupid
@TheProjectUnity
Jay Anderson - Project Unity
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Lots of people getting worried about tomorrow, some believe this Eclipse is part of a 'Revelations/End-Times' prophecy, why do you think this eclipse has people so worked up?
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Krabs canonically charges his employees for breathing
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*But Todd the years don’t add up* “Yes they do” *But Todd which part of New Vegas is canon* “All of it” *But there’s like 5 different endings-* “All of it”
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1 year
last 2 days for some reason
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3 months
This tech is gonna hit Youtube like the asteroid to the dinos
@duborges
Eduardo Borges
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Prompt: A litter of golden retriever puppies playing in the snow. Their heads pop out of the snow, covered in.
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John Cena walks out naked in front of an audience and gets an applause. I walk out naked in front of an audience and get kicked out Chuck E Cheese.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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John Cena walking onto the #Oscars stage naked. See the full winners list:
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Cody
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Ted upon seeing the Apple Vision Pro
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@BNONews
BNO News
11 months
BREAKING: Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, died by suicide - NYT
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This is the opposite symbol of what the Aztecs saw
speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.
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Cody
4 months
How do you get bullied in college
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2 months
Joseph Joestar
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@FoxfordComics
Foxford Comics
2 months
Watching Jurassic Park again. 90s movies were just different
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Cody
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@RichardHanania
Richard Hanania
6 months
Let's say Jeffrey Epstein wants to have sex with a 14 year-old girl, and will pay her $10 million. The money will go into a mutual fund that will pay out when she's 21. The girl agrees, as do both of her parents. Should this be allowed? And are you male or female?
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Cody
1 year
If this was recounted in ancient myth future historians would have not believed it.
@AwayDays_
Football Away Days
1 year
2 West Ham fans managing to stop a mob of AZ Alkmaar fans from getting to the hospitality section where all the players families are seated👏👊
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Cody
1 year
Imagine a war where both sides only have this gun
@Xaniken
Xaniken
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@sadderlizards
clare
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unfortunately i will be passing away soon. for plot reasons
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@cockinbio
levi
3 months
8. Favorite image ever
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Cody
3 months
Some homeless guy out there got a cool $50, a headache and 5 months to live
@PopBase
Pop Base
3 months
Elon Musk announces that the first human has received a brain implant from his startup Neuralink.
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Cody
1 year
Traveling back in time and unleashing this baby on an unsuspecting Bronze Age army
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Cody
4 months
It’s crazy how these guys just made up a clock gimmick and we all for some reason pretend it means anything
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
1 year
NOW - Doomsday Clock has been set to 90 seconds to midnight, the closest it has ever been to annihilation.
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Cody
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“You promoted laws in the US to stop people criticizing you?”
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@IsraeliPM
Prime Minister of Israel
4 years
It was also not for nothing that the American administration has taken this step together with us. In recent years, we have promoted laws in most US states, which determine that strong action is to be taken against whoever tries to boycott Israel.
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Cody
1 year
Russia reached the Vault-Tec arc of the war
@cossackgundi
COSSACKGUNDI
1 year
Russian ministry of defence have started putting out new Cartoons reminiscent of the Propaganda that both the Allies and the axis powers used in WW2 for the home troops, This one is titled "alphabet of the Special military operation" 🤡
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@AltHistCody
Cody
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Jailscraper sounds like the best 90s action movie that never existed
@TheCalvinCooli1
The Calvin Coolidge Project
1 month
🚨Report: New York City is planning to build the world’s tallest prison. The slammer has been called “Jailscraper” The jail will hold 1,000 prisoners across a 40-floor tower.
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@AltHistCody
Cody
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Nerds aren’t shoved into lockers so now they’re doing this. Nature is out of balance. The wolf must be reintroduced
@Teslaconomics
Teslaconomics
3 months
This has to be the hardest, most futuristic exit of a Cybertruck owner anyone has ever seen thus far 🔥
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