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1 year

Windy AF here today and the stroller rolled away… Thank god a man catches the stroller before anything bad happens to this lady’s baby. 😱

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3 months

Happy 100th Birthday, Grams 🥰

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3 months

@macrotargeting You don’t forget the year your child died, this I can assure you.

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2 years

Has anyone ever seen the two of them together?

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2 months

My beautiful Grams is in heaven now. 🙏🏼 1924-2024

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@nypost Disgusting.

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3 months

@oldguy_steve Another original tweet that I haven’t seen a hundred times before. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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1 year

@joncoopertweets So boring you can’t stop talking about either of them lol 😂

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10 months

I made a Pineapple Upside Down cake… Smash or Pass?

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5 months

Smash or pass?

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2 years

At least they’ll be born.

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Hard to believe that girls being born today will have fewer rights than those born fifty years ago.

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25 days

I would go to a baseball game for this….

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10 months

I can’t…. lol 😂

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2 months

💯🙌🏼

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6 months

@nypost Only 10 times? That’s not a lot.

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1 year

@scottastronaut Omg yes

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1 year

@WhiteBreadTexan

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2 years

@stillgray Last I checked, Trump isn’t the one turning off cameras and slow rolling the counts and cheating.

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4 months

Meet the two idiots who chased the squirrel into the dryer vent. 😑

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2 years

@libsoftiktok I don’t care how old my kids are… they spray me like that, they’re going down.

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3 months

He’s so real for this 🤣

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7 months

@rawsalerts Start the Ferris wheel.

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2 years

Happy 98th birthday to my Grams! 💕

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3 months

@nypost Jimmy going to outlive his hospice nurses.

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3 years

Who wants to go halfsies with me on a nuke?

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4 months

Oh no…… lol 🤣

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2 years

@POTUS Fixed it for you.

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5 years

@MMFlint @soulcycle The bikes just cheered.

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1 year

@MonicaLewinsky That’s called a ratio, and you earned those. 😀

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1 month

He’s the first man in history to be raised by every culture God ever invented.

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10 months

@perlmutations We’ve heard this one before, Ron 😂

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2 years

If I send you Bee Gees music will we still be friends?

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3 years

I can still hear this…. 🤣

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1 year

@Bee__witched She’s so lucky he was!

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1 month

@Jerusalem_Post So “Don’t…” was actually “Go ahead…”

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8 months

Salmon patties…. Smash or pass?

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2 years

Deer crossing

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2 years

@AOC Wow. You are just a liar.

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3 years

Today it’s been 20 years since I lost my daughter to cancer. Every year is rough, but this one seems even more so. 💔

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2 years

A puzzle for people you hate.

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3 months

This is true 😂

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3 years

@dallasdemocrats I only have two of these, but they are all welcome to share.

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8 months

@AOC Why aren’t you concerned about the border anymore?

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2 years

@progressivebrat Because that petition doesn’t mean 💩

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1 year

@WeirdDreamBooth @welder_jack2 Sir, these are the Coneheads.

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1 year

@KeithOlbermann Hey that’s the lady that was at Chelsea Clinton’s wedding!

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2 years

Planet Fitness 😂🤣🤣🤣

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1 month

I could do that 🤗

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2 years

Farting and telling your wife to see if she can smell it is NOT a Covid test!!

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7 months

Me two.

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1 year

My mom has an entire raccoon family living at her place and she keeps feeding them lol 😂 This is the leader:

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1 year

This little man keeps showing up at my mom’s door….

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4 months

@rawsalerts Sorry guys.

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3 years

Every. Single. Time.

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6 days

Gross! Who adds raisins to their roast raccoon??

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2 years

@MonicaLewinsky Voted yes. If “fuck yes” were an option I’d have taken that.

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1 year

@KiKi1185 I know! The brake wasn’t set and it’s sooo windy today 😫

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2 years

My dad is as happy as he can be….

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11 months

When I’m about to start some patriotic bullshit 🇺🇸

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1 year

Happy 99th birthday to Grams today!! 🥰🥰🥰

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2 months

I push this button to rewind my driving mistakes.

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10 months

@simonateba @JoeBiden The Biden’s are disgusting people.

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1 year

@Breaking911 So much for the privacy of a minor.

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11 months

Bob’s Big Boy Hot Fudge Cake… Smash or Pass?

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7 months

NOAA predicts that CA will either get more rain, the same amount of rain, or less rain this winter.

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7 years

@benshapiro sweet, innocent people think that a doctor goes to school for 8 years and ends up half a million in debt to treat you for free.

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9 days

@RobertKennedyJr Tell me one single example of how killing a baby in the third trimester saves the mother? It has to be delivered no matter what by that point so why do you have to KILL it to save the mother? Disgusting.

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8 months

@KateBennett_DC @betsy_klein Commander should spend a day with all the members of Congress.

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2 years

I mean, yeah, so much FUN! Wtf 😂🤣🤣

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2 years

@DanRather Lol says the guy who literally never stops talking about Trump 🤣

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4 months

@Alyssa_Milano Ask your friends and family, not people on the internet, weirdo.

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4 months

When two men love each other very much, a Bud Light is born….

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1 year

@elonmusk @POTUS

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5 months

So true lol 🍍🍕

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3 months

This part…. 😂😂🤣🤣

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2 months

Every man at 3am….

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4 months

Of course they’re closed on the day I really want some nachos as big as my ass….

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4 months

Do not do this with VapoRub.

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1 year

Not even if it was free….

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10 months

@nypost Is the shark the dad? 🤔

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3 months

Lunch Smash or pass?

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4 months

@GoodVibePolitik lol this settles it- I’ve jumped to a parallel universe 😂

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4 months

I can’t 😂😂😂

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1 month

When Arby’s breaks your heart 💔

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@nypost Game over, I win.

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1 year

I have never wanted anything more in my life…. 🦈 🌭

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4 months

What is this? 👀

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10 months

@TheDemocrats Wait- your guy manhandles and sniffs kids…. Are you trying to act like this is bad? Lol 😂

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10 months

They gave us the wrong bag…. Ended up with like 15 items plus a drink for $13. The kids are in heaven 😂

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1 year

Meatloaf for dinner… mashed potatoes and veg to go with it like a blue plate special 😂

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2 years

@robreiner But you can’t see your 🍆 when you look down. 🤔

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4 months

Going to try this today…. 😋

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4 months

Me when I get my feelings hurt lol 😂

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7 months

@nannburke @RepRashida Disgusting.

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3 months

A decision was made here….

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5 months

I did the rolls.

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2 years

A baby shower gift I made 🐢

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9 months

My friends had Wonder Bread, I had this….

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2 years

If we have to use a musket, you have to use a hanger, that’s the rules.

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4 months

How many margaritas is this?

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