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California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*

California, USA
Joined April 2009
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Windy AF here today and the stroller rolled away… Thank god a man catches the stroller before anything bad happens to this lady’s baby. 😱
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Happy 100th Birthday, Grams 🥰
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@macrotargeting You don’t forget the year your child died, this I can assure you.
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2 years
Has anyone ever seen the two of them together?
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1 month
My beautiful Grams is in heaven now. 🙏🏼 1924-2024
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6 months
@nypost Disgusting.
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3 months
@oldguy_steve Another original tweet that I haven’t seen a hundred times before. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@joncoopertweets So boring you can’t stop talking about either of them lol 😂
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10 months
I made a Pineapple Upside Down cake… Smash or Pass?
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5 months
Smash or pass?
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2 years
At least they’ll be born.
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Hard to believe that girls being born today will have fewer rights than those born fifty years ago.
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I would go to a baseball game for this….
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I can’t…. lol 😂
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2 months
💯🙌🏼
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@nypost Only 10 times? That’s not a lot.
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@stillgray Last I checked, Trump isn’t the one turning off cameras and slow rolling the counts and cheating.
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Meet the two idiots who chased the squirrel into the dryer vent. 😑
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@libsoftiktok I don’t care how old my kids are… they spray me like that, they’re going down.
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3 months
He’s so real for this 🤣
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@rawsalerts Start the Ferris wheel.
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2 years
Happy 98th birthday to my Grams! 💕
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@nypost Jimmy going to outlive his hospice nurses.
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3 years
Who wants to go halfsies with me on a nuke?
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Oh no…… lol 🤣
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2 years
@POTUS Fixed it for you.
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@MMFlint @soulcycle The bikes just cheered.
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1 year
@MonicaLewinsky That’s called a ratio, and you earned those. 😀
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He’s the first man in history to be raised by every culture God ever invented.
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@perlmutations We’ve heard this one before, Ron 😂
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2 years
If I send you Bee Gees music will we still be friends?
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3 years
I can still hear this…. 🤣
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@Bee__witched She’s so lucky he was!
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@Jerusalem_Post So “Don’t…” was actually “Go ahead…”
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Salmon patties…. Smash or pass?
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2 years
Deer crossing
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1 year
@AOC Wow. You are just a liar.
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Today it’s been 20 years since I lost my daughter to cancer. Every year is rough, but this one seems even more so. 💔
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A puzzle for people you hate.
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This is true 😂
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@dallasdemocrats I only have two of these, but they are all welcome to share.
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@AOC Why aren’t you concerned about the border anymore?
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@progressivebrat Because that petition doesn’t mean 💩
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@WeirdDreamBooth @welder_jack2 Sir, these are the Coneheads.
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@KeithOlbermann Hey that’s the lady that was at Chelsea Clinton’s wedding!
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Planet Fitness 😂🤣🤣🤣
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I could do that 🤗
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2 years
Farting and telling your wife to see if she can smell it is NOT a Covid test!!
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Me two.
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My mom has an entire raccoon family living at her place and she keeps feeding them lol 😂 This is the leader:
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This little man keeps showing up at my mom’s door….
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@rawsalerts Sorry guys.
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3 years
Every. Single. Time.
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@MonicaLewinsky Voted yes. If “fuck yes” were an option I’d have taken that.
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@KiKi1185 I know! The brake wasn’t set and it’s sooo windy today 😫
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My dad is as happy as he can be….
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When I’m about to start some patriotic bullshit 🇺🇸
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Happy 99th birthday to Grams today!! 🥰🥰🥰
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I push this button to rewind my driving mistakes.
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@simonateba @JoeBiden The Biden’s are disgusting people.
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@Breaking911 So much for the privacy of a minor.
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Bob’s Big Boy Hot Fudge Cake… Smash or Pass?
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NOAA predicts that CA will either get more rain, the same amount of rain, or less rain this winter.
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@benshapiro sweet, innocent people think that a doctor goes to school for 8 years and ends up half a million in debt to treat you for free.
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@KateBennett_DC @betsy_klein Commander should spend a day with all the members of Congress.
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I mean, yeah, so much FUN! Wtf 😂🤣🤣
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@DanRather Lol says the guy who literally never stops talking about Trump 🤣
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@Alyssa_Milano Ask your friends and family, not people on the internet, weirdo.
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When two men love each other very much, a Bud Light is born….
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This part…. 😂😂🤣🤣
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So true lol 🍍🍕
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Every man at 3am….
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Of course they’re closed on the day I really want some nachos as big as my ass….
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Do not do this with VapoRub.
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Not even if it was free….
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@nypost Is the shark the dad? 🤔
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Lunch Smash or pass?
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@GoodVibePolitik lol this settles it- I’ve jumped to a parallel universe 😂
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When Arby’s breaks your heart 💔
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I can’t 😂😂😂
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@nypost Game over, I win.
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I have never wanted anything more in my life…. 🦈 🌭
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What is this? 👀
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@TheDemocrats Wait- your guy manhandles and sniffs kids…. Are you trying to act like this is bad? Lol 😂
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They gave us the wrong bag…. Ended up with like 15 items plus a drink for $13. The kids are in heaven 😂
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Meatloaf for dinner… mashed potatoes and veg to go with it like a blue plate special 😂
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Going to try this today…. 😋
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@robreiner But you can’t see your 🍆 when you look down. 🤔
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Me when I get my feelings hurt lol 😂
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A decision was made here….
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I did the rolls.
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A baby shower gift I made 🐢
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My friends had Wonder Bread, I had this….
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If we have to use a musket, you have to use a hanger, that’s the rules.
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How many margaritas is this?
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@NBCNews There’s nothing admirable about the Biden family story.
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Let me find my 7/8ths measuring cup….
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