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Oh my fucking god, they're putting down Bernie Sanders 😭

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i swear to god i need someone to hand this man a BASKETBALL before his family eventually hands him a microphone

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Barron Trump is looking more and more like Trump everyday

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Had a phone interview today that ended with the interviewer saying "now let me throw you a curveball" and basically saying that I should've been taking notes the whole time and to send them over to her in client format by Monday Fastest app withdrawal email I've ever drafted.

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You literally DONT want consistently big refunds as a tax-filer because that means that you've had too much taken from your pay. The fact that people are getting less in refunds means that the IRS is operating MORE efficiently. Why do so many people not understand how taxes work?

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The IRS played in everybody’s face this year. You either owed or got a small amount back. Either way, most of us were all cheated.

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2 years

Now hold on a second... HOLD ON A SECOND...

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3 years

I'm fucking CRYINGGG

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They quite literally saved the show

James Is READY TO STAFF

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9 days

Question for anyone who writes or watches TV: What are some examples of GREAT characters who were introduced BEYOND the first season? Could be a new love interest, rival, villain, arch nemesis, suspect, family member. But their arrival CHANGED the entire show for the better.

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I love the fact that this man is one of the biggest spokespeople for the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strikes right now

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Not about to go into a workplace that plays mind games and does shit like this, like?? You should've told me you wanted me taking notes during this. I've never had an interview where the expectation was me taking detailed notes the entire time. Be serious.

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Real talk: how much of a fucking moron do you have to be to 1) have sex in a senate room 2) film yourself in the act and 3) put the vid ANYWHERE online Just a total self-inflicted wound he can't recover from. His name's plastered EVERYWHERE and he'll never work in politics again

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1 year

It's all "be gay do crimes" until someone actually does it, huh??

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1 year

"Do you believe George Santos is guilty of the 13 financial crimes he's been charged with?" Yes: 88% No: 12% YouGov / May 16, 2023 / n=957

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I'm with Hillary on this one, why the fuck do you have a plant in your sink?

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there’s still occasionally some good stuff.

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1 year

After being battered and abused by the industry and blacklisted after being sexually assaulted, Brendan Fraser finally got the highest honor he could in Hollywood. Brendan deserves this Oscar and he deserves an apology from so many. So fucking happy for him.

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10 days

WAIT WHAT

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I don’t think we talk enough about how the “MS” in MSNBC stands for Microsoft

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8 months

Thinking about the John McCain volunteer who pretended to be mugged by an Obama supporter but was so fucking stupid that she carved the B (for Barack) backwards while looking in the mirror

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9 months

I'm at the Holocaust Memorial Museum and am deeply deeply concerned with this being displayed...

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5 months

the two ends of the be gay do crime spectrum

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7 months

@StolenDans EXCUSE ME?

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@SuperBoJackson "and then he asked me for a vial of my blood"

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6 months

Say what you want about George Santos but The Be Gay Do Crimes community just lost a valuable voice in Congress. It's really upsetting

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6 months

NEWS: Rep. George Santos will not run for reelection following a damning report from the House Ethics Committee. Story to follow

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@PopCrave they could never make me hate you, reba

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@PolicyNate She wanted essentially an full summary of our mtg and what we discussed. Like just give me a normal writing assignment or TELL ME beforehand you wanted notes. I didn't feel like I needed notetaking because the description online was detailed and she had been asking ME a ton of qs

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7 months

your semi-regular reminder that Kamala Harris' 2016 Senate opponent dabbed on her on live television during a debate

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11 months

I need a "where are they now?" segment on these 3 people in particular

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2 months

@matthiasellis ... do you not realize everyone is joking in those screenshots?

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3 months

@TennesseeTwunk this had no reason to fucking send me into a laughing fit like it did

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@RNCResearch he cooked here

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all time Election Twitter interaction just dropped

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8 months

@gracecamille_ somehow he was able to create artwork more soulless than many AI-generated "art" pieces Honestly, an impressive feat

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@PopCrave

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this very distinct wing of the left that basically acts as a self-righteous, holier-than-thou online fun police is just incredibly exhausting. I'm sick of this never-ending race to be the most socially conscious. Are these people not exhausted?

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3 years

Train people? Library people? USPS fanbois? Do you mean people who enjoy PUBLIC SERVICES??

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6 months

Thank god she's not winning the GOP primary because I'm convinced she would win the general election in a landside

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6 months

Nikki Haley has the best Republican answer on abortion. The @GOP would be stronger if they used her language.

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@itszaeok you'll never believe this but there's these things called the House and the Senate

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A frankly insulting response to backlash. Don't hide behind sexuality & throw the entire LGBTQ+ community under the bus because you got caught & publicly shamed. Take some responsibility, apologize, and resign as you reflect on your INCREDIBLY inappropriate conduct. Embarrasing

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4 months

imagine showing someone this photo in 2014

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1 year

@yassnito she's looking at a calendar and cannot read it

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2 months

Biden using the term "an illegal" is deeply, deeply upsetting. Sure he talked positively about Dreamers afterwards, but this rightward turn from so many in the Democratic Party in policy and rhetoric on immigration is so disheartening and shows a really awful and quick backslide.

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I'd cry too if I had a fuckass haircut like her

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7 months

There is a group of House Rs huddled and praying on the House floor Rep. Ann Wagner appears to be crying

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@TheEliKlein If you're gonna lie, don't leave evidence of it ❤️

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@alanhenney Lmao you got caught redhanded. Just pay the damn bill, Alan.

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@PopCrave @Roblox Buffy the Manager Speaker

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Hitler Island

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5 months

someone on Instagram fucking HATED this guy omfg

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5 months

SCOOP: The chief of staff for @SenatorCardin 's office told now-fired legislative assistant Aidan Maese-Czeropski to "tone down" his social media posts during a promotion last month, @TheDeskDotNet has learned.

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@PopCrave @jamescharles Why's it giving... 😭

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7 months

Being a U.S. Representative from Hawaii easily has to be one of the most miserable jobs in politics

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9 months

Ive been here for about two hours more now and it's really hard to shake. A great deal of these tiles, although drawn by children, are just really really bad. Like was there any vetting when creating this exhibit?

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GEORG THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY MEAN IN AMERICA WHEN THEY SAY INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS

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I can't believe gen x made up an entire fake sexuality term for men who knew how to take basic care of themselves

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The "cuz Israel" Starbucks boycott has become an easy litmus test for me to tell how politically informed someone is or frankly if they bother to do any basic research It's just people virtue signaling against a company that has pretty much no consequential tie to the conflict

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10 months

The quote tweets and replies to this are so sick and nasty I want to cry. Progress is reversing and I just feel so helpless at times watching it happen.

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This is the moment Ben and his husband Aaron met their daughter Charlotte for the first time 🥺 ❤️

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@abughazalehkat @chen_yenhan That last lady GAGGED him omfg 😭

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Most of you all (including myself) were too young to be able to fully experience American political discourse in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 and today has proven to me that you many of you all who think you're smart, who think you're these rational actors who would've seen…

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I JUST NOTICED DANIEL KWAN'S OSCAR SUIT AND NOW IM CRYING

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WOW: NYT shocks with their endorsement. Didn't expect this, folks!

Opinion | John Kerry for President (Published 2004)

Editorial endorses Sen John Kerry for president; contends that Kerry has qualities that could be basis for great chief executive; holds he is man of wide knowledge and clear thinking, and is willing...

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Nikki Haley to Vivek Ramaswamy:

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Yall remember Kamala Harris' Senate opponent in 2016 dabbed on her?

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@PopCrave @PageSix makes sense with this show also on ABC

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remembering that the two Democratic Senators who pretty much singlehandedly watered down the Build Back Better Act into Inflation Reduction Act both aren't even running for reelection

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@drellousy Adam ruins a CEO's way of life

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why does she look like a guess who character

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Under my leadership, Indiana will never become a California, New York, Michigan, or Illinois.

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She will actually be reduced to 3 emotions now: - be bisexual - eat hot chip - lie

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Pixar’s next movie will now be ‘INSIDE OUT 2’, which follows Riley’s head as a teenager with new emotions introduced. In theaters on June 14, 2024.

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@randomgay96 I was negative 4 years old when MSNBC launched and have never heard anyone bring this up or had a desire to look it up, please forgive me

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Just so we’re clear, we’re not voting in November, right?

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@RuNoseP By gawd he's cooking

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3 years

Every day we get closer and closer to the professional basketball player Barron Trump universe arc and I for one welcome it

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Wow, Barron Trump is 6’7”!

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@TheeDCstan

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@themboydeerdog burger

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@_madisontayt What are you talking about they gave you a great tip!

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sidenote: he's a major reason why I always believe in the policy of running strong candidates EVERYWHERE. The ACA would've been completely gutted if we hadn't had Doug Jones run in what seemed like a lost cause race. Every election matters and dynamics can change in an instant

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he deserved better :(

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You're so right, GenZ SUPPORTS public transportation!!

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The Democrats are terrified because they know GenZ is waking up!

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@PresidentOfSome He has like a 50/50 chance of ending up in a jail cell with this stunt

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Just made the heartbreaking connection that Ted Cruz has softened his stance on LGBTQ+ rights and been a bit vocal about it here probably because of his daughter being queer. How is it that almost all of these GOP lawmakers can't have any empathy until it's personal? Maddening.

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Polling USA

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Biden Approval Polling: Disapprove: 53% Approve: 400% Morning Consult / Oct 17, 2023 / n=45000

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@3xchair Mr. "99% On Rotten Tomatoes" is AT IT AGAIN, FOLKS

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got a 1 on the ap exam ⤵️

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If anyone took AP U.S. History in high school they would know Haley is correct for saying slavery wasn’t the main cause of the Civil War.

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unironically should've passed

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9 months

Ted Cruz a year from now:

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BREAKING: Ted Cruz refuses to endorse Trump in the Republican primary for president

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@samsheffer $699 and a monthly subscription for "optimism" Lmao

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i just overheard these two guys at school talking about wanting to "eiffel tower" me and so i thiiiiiink they're surprising me with a trip to paris, you guys! omg!! 😁

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@PopCrave Evergreen for anything Will and Jada Pinkett Smith related

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night skies are like shooting stars...

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BREAKING: Republican Kevin McCarthy has officially been ousted as Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. He becomes the first speaker in history to be voted out of the position, lasting only 269 days.

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Decided I could either wallow in self-pity at this unsuccessful job hunt or be productive and work out this frustration... I ended up doing both by doing an hour of cardio in the apt gym after a bath and a few glasses of whiskey 🫠

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@edwardrussl Conservative memes 25 years ago be like:

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If people want to expect a big refund every single time they file their taxes, the government literally offers you the ability to do that by just having money taken away from your paycheck and given to you then. Just do that if that's your expectation, seriously.

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bro forgot about Roy Cooper (D) in North Carolina what poppers does to your brain ⤵️

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We did it. Every Southern state has a Republican governor for the first time in history.

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This makes Dallas the largest city with a Republican mayor now, correct? I always felt like if you switch party affiliations in office, it should auto-trigger a special election in like 3 months. Such bullshit.

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Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson is switching parties from Democrat to Republican, he writes in @WSJopinion #txlege

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@VinnytheCrow He will finish what Dennis Rodman started AMEN 🙏

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Arizonans looking at their ballots next year and seeing a Senate race for the 5th election in a row

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voting matters. A LOT. Hobbs is gonna veto this bill, thankfully.

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What the fuck.

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@DomainDead @KaoticLeftist Based on what I've seen of him, I'm not shocked in the slightest. He seems like a stand-up guy it was definitely just jarring seeing him EVERYWHERE when the writer's strike started 😭

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The date is March 7th, 2024. We are watching Biden's SOTU. Biden is about to finish his speech when suddenly "Fight Song" begins to play. A pantsuited figure emerges from behind him. Can it be? It's... her. "I'll take it from here, Joe" she whispers in his ear. HILLARY 2024

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"uhhhhhh let me be queer"

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Barack Obama told ex, ‘I make love to men daily, but in the imagination,’ letter shows

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Actually learned about something useful in class about why DeSantis is so terrible at marketing his Disney feud to voters! When people hear "Disney", most automatically attach positive, nostalgic feelings to it and will likely be against you. It's a hairtrigger. However... (1/2)

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. @RonDeSantis in Iowa “ @NikkiHaley sided with Disney over Florida and over our kids. I'm sorry, that is disqualifying. If you're going to bend the knee to every big corporation and not stand up and fight, then you're not going to get the job done.”

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Im gonna literally throw up

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"now turn off the prison security cameras"

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6 months

CALL: Nick Roberts will win the D4 seat on the Indianapolis City-County Council. With 96.8% of the vote in, Roberts leads GOP opponent Natalie Goodwin by 6.2%. It's over. A rising IN-Dems star, Roberts will be the youngest council member at age 22. Way to go, @nickroberts317 !!!

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6 months

Another vote dump and @nickroberts317 further extends his lead against Goodwin in the race for Indianapolis City-County Council District 4. With 78.5% of the vote in, Roberts leads by 5.3%. Folks, this race seems just about wrapped up. Exciting stuff!!

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@JoeyFazzole DAMN IT

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