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Former Bachelorette, Podcast Host #OffTheVine DWTS winner💃 Insta- @kaitlynbristowe founder of @spadeandsparrows @dewedit Bookings - media @kaitlynbristowe .com

Nashville, TN
Joined January 2010
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@kaitlynbristowe
Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
I’m pumped on this decision. I think Hannah B will be authentic and endearing. She will be insecure in relatable ways, and I am rooting for her.
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5 years
BYE
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Its my understanding that being a Christian is also being kind. The word Christian was given to followers of Jesus. Being a Christian is not about keeping rules/regulations, performing rituals, or even going to church. It’s about YOUR relationship with god. To each their own
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Joy Kennelly
5 years
The difference @KaitlynBristowe , is that Bachelorette @AlabamaHannah claims to be a #Christian while gleefully, with no morals telling the world she's having sex and will continue because she knows what's best. Not true #Christianity .
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Can’t sleep so figured I would share this instagram post that didn’t age well @viallnicholas28
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5 years
“Maybe at the end of the day she’s just not that into you”. Chris harrison going straight for the jugular #TheBachelor
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9 years
MERRY CHRISTMAS http://t.co/DjE6TiBQ6X
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2 years
Am I, attracted to Eminem? #HalfTimeShow
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5 years
WHY CAN ADAM SHOW HIS NIPS BUT JANET CANT #superbowl
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6 years
Small boobs, a soft wine tummy, and “fine hair, but a lot of it” needs to be the lewk of 2019. We made bushy brows and roots happen, we got this.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
I think Victoria fell for the same Instagram ad as me
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
Kylie Jenner at 21 vs me at 21
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
I love how Chris is pretending like it’s 2001 and social media doesn’t keep us updated on who Peter is dating, and who Sean married.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Do you think anyone will ever be happy with a halftime show? The internet is so critical. All these talented people putting in HOURS of work to entertain you for a few mins, and it’s never good enough. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. #SuperBowl
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5 years
🦞🦞
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
I think @Jason_Tartick would jump a fence for me
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
Why tf are people questioning @blakeshelton being the sexiest man alive. A good old fashioned country boy who is funny, charming, handsome, and enjoys a cold one. I’m behind this.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
I have no words.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
😂😂 Its 2018. Who’s to say you guys don’t take our last names?
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4 years
Madison? Did you log into chicks in the office account?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
Imagine going into debt from packing suitcases of cute outfits, getting in a limo to meet the man of your dreams, havin a few cocktails in a mansion.. To being told nah, I have like 20 other girls to choose from, then hopping on the bus of shame at 8am. You would cry too.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
😭 ❤️ 🍾 I love you!
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Jason Tartick
3 years
I love this girl to death and forever. Best day of my life! @kaitlynbristowe
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Barb cam is workin overtime tonight #TheBachelor
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Hey if anyone’s in the mood to go get me a golden retriever today, I would really appreciate it.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
There’s nothing worse than a mean girl. I don’t understand.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
I’m never going to recover from lady Gaga watching me dance to her song. #dwts
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Peter is too pure for this show 😭 I’m worried about him
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Sorry babe, but my postmates driver needed to find you....
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
I dare any one of you sad psychopath narcissists to say to my face what you say about me on Instagram photos. See what happens. Fuck off telling me my healthy body looks sick. You’re the sick ones. I’ve had enough. Your words don’t hurt me, they piss me off.
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4 years
GUYS SHE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE CHAMPAGNE?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
If I had a child with Caelynn she would look like Caitlin #BIP
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Anyone have advice for when the RAGE TAKES OVER MY BODY HEARING SOMEONE CHEW.. please?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
JASON EVERYBODY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 💀
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
I have thought about THIS moment for 5 years. Thank you ⁦ @DancingABC ⁩ ⁦ @ABCNetwork ⁩ ⁦ @chrisbharrison ⁩ ⁦ @bachnation ⁩ for making this happen for me.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Dry humping hair
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Caila Quinn
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
2 years
I think I’ve seen this film before…
@BacheloretteABC
The Bachelorette
2 years
👇🌹 SPOILER ALERT 🌹👇 #TheBachelorette is BACK like we've never seen it before! See you on July 11, Bachelor Nation! 💍
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Ramen just escaped the hotel room and literally ran into Ed Sheeran.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Heather has big dick energy. Girls never been kissed and now she’s dumping #TheBachelor
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
My heart (and my weak stomach), are not cut out for this addiction I have to Grey’s Anatomy. Just finished the first season. I get it now.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
9 years
After a day in heels, he comes in pretty handy 💗 http://t.co/GFMVPYH8BR
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
6 years since I was on the show, Brow lift, brow micro blading, got my teeth bonded, some filler In my lips, aging, darker hair, and I finally learned how to contour. Oh and I put on some weight 💪🏼
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Can anyone tell me what’s different about @kaitlynbristowe look? I can’t put my finger on it #TheBachelorette
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
Never have I ever put on leather leggings without thinking of Ross Gellar.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
NO ATFR??????
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3 years
Greatest group of men since 2015. #TheBachelorette
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
I used to wear baggy sweaters in school cuz i’d get bullied about my skinny arms. You’re telling me I still have to hear it from grown women? Do yourself a favor and go to the FB page I created for women to compliment each other. Learn from them. They’re what’s right in the world
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
Sweetie, it’s MY Instagram. I’m aware people are dying, that’s why Im scared & wanted to use my platform to let people know I got it, when I thought I was being safe. I’m allowed to feel however I’m feeling in the moment, on MY stories, no?
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Adriana🇨🇦
3 years
@kaitlynbristowe out here on her Instagram stories being all dramatic about having Covid and not being able to taste anything...sweetie people are DYING, no one cares you can’t eat tamales 🙄🙄🙄
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
7 years
So many girls sliding into Peters DMs right now
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Women can have sex if they choose, and women can wait till marriage if they choose. Point is, ITS THEIR CHOICE. When you’re making a life altering decision to find a life partner, intimacy can be important. Why is that so hard to understand? #TheBachelorette
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@kaitlynbristowe Girl have you looked at Hannah’s social media and bachelorettes social media? Women are coming after her and slut shaming her like they did to you. It’s so upsetting to see.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Pumped. @Clare_Crawley is well spoken, knows what she wants, and I believe we will see more mature relationships develop. Will be a great season.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Woah...
@kayboatner
Kay Boatner
5 years
You guys: Did someone clone Kaitlyn B. in a lab? Cause Canadian Caitlin with the raunchy joke is giving me serious flashbacks to @kaitlynbristowe ’s intro on Prince Farming’s season! #TheBachelor
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
7 years
RT IF YOU DONT HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER 🙋🏼
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
I’m sure it doesn’t say in the Bible that we should date 25 men or women at the same time, take 3 to a fantasy suites on tv and then pick a husband, but here we are. And we are all still watching.
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Ashley the BRAVES fan
5 years
@TheJoyWriterx2 @kaitlynbristowe @AlabamaHannah Ok let’s just go back to “what would Jesus do”. Quit trying to justify judging another woman, when you aren’t in her shoes!
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Oh wait, yeah. NOW I remember. You had the convertible..totally. I remember. And THATS why the producers put this little car in my pocket. It all makes sense now.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
This makes me sick to my stomach. I hate bringing attention to this, but I love that we can all stand up against it. I’m proud of you Demi. And I’m proud of the show for evolving.
@demi_burnett
Demi Burnett
5 years
Twitter do your thing
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
I need to have Victoria on my podcast because, there has to be a reason for this. I feel bad for her. Maybe she’s wildly insecure in this intimidating environment, and doesn’t know how to act. Or maybe she just sucks. #TheBachelor
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Also rooting for Colton and Cassie. Very happy for them and I’m kind of into their love story.
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5 years
Today in boxing class, we did a partner round, & I went with this sweet lady. She complimented my pants, had this huge smile on her face, & was my size. She absolutely murdered the bag, so I said “Wow you’re so strong”! And she replied “nah just really angry”. And I felt that.
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6 years
Six inch ribbon curls honey
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7 years
Dean transitioning from Bachelorette into #Bachelorinparadise .
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
Shawn’s upstairs doin abs and I’m downstairs doin old Halloween candy
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
Hell freaking yeah to TWO beautiful amazing bachelorettes. And I’m very glad they get their own seasons... I’m so friggen thrilled. And how great did @EmmanuelAcho do?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
K Zac loves her so much. My heart.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
Before I move on from this, forever.... Why is it bad to call someone a smoke show?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
I don’t want to be rude. But why am I not feeling that heartbroken for this break up... I hate seeing people sad, but I don’t feel invested. I don’t feel like we got to really see the love Between these two. Only the make outs. I might delete this 😂
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5 years
Ok so far, I wanna high four @AlabamaHannah and I want to adopt Pete’s mom
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
I will legit spend $300 on amazon and feel nothing, then refuse to go to the Dr to check my thyroid, cuz there’s a possibility of a $300 medical bill. Hey Kaitlyn, how are your priorities?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
This is just awful..... why are they filming this
@kellykeegs
Kelly Keegs
6 years
Is there honestly anything worse than thinking you’re about to have an amazing future with someone and then having it ripped out of your hands ON TV?????? I’m sick to my stomach #TheBachelor
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7 years
If you guys want me to get married and have babies you're gonna have to be ok with ad's. Shits expensive. Do we have a deal?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
I kinda get why you’re not texting me back tbh
@Jason_Tartick
Jason Tartick
4 years
Shakira is crushing it period
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
2 years
When 33 means you’re a cougar
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Jason just said to me, “awe look! You do have chin hairs”!! So ya. Feeling pretty cute.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
Dear Casting: you can keep this going for at least the next 6 years as long as you cast guys with the following names. Dan-uary. Stan-uary. John-uary. Janu-Gary. Janu-Larry. Janu-Harry. And throw in a Deb-ruary for Bachelorette. You're welcome in advance.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Victoria dating chase rice, and having to talk about it with Peter, is her lowest point? Get it girl.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Live tweeting from the balcony. THESE JUDGES ARE TOUGH! I’m so excited and nervous #DWTS
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Anyone else lie by ONE MINUTE when they’re meeting someone? “HAY GIRL I’m almost there. Uber says 9 mins”. (Uber definitely says 10 but 9 sounds better).
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@kaitlynbristowe
Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Happy thanksgiving to everyone except for a girl who shall remain unnamed on Twitter, who just ruined Grey’s for me and told me who dies. WHO DOES THAT. I hope you get terrible turkey toots.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
Thank you to everyone who has congratulated us with such kind words!!! We love you all!!!
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Love hearing the girls say they were there for the right reasons, as they all audition for paradise and tv time
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
I watched my season back for the first time a couple of days ago. I cried. A lot. I got all of my emotions out, and then watched it again with everyone live last night. I smiled, and felt grateful, and it’s lead me to where I am today. What a ride.
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6 years
Becca is v confused about the insestual bachelor world she’s living in. 11 of her ex boyfriends are about to date 13 of her friends in paradise.
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3 years
I did NOT see this villain switcharoo Comin!!!! #TheBachelor
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6 years
Oh you just WAIT till I have kids
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4 years
Is it weird that you watching us dance to your song makes me SOB? But like a happy sob.
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Lady Gaga
4 years
Is it weird that this made me cry...I love watching people happy and dancing!
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
3 years
JoJo clearly studied the Chris Harrison hand gestures. Annnd... Nailed it. #TheBachelorette
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4 years
Weeeeeeeeee
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Good Morning America
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Holy shit
@Joyceekaram
joyce karam
4 years
Can we take a moment to appreciate the resemblance. @Jason_Tartick . @kaitlynbristowe did you know that you're living with the younger version of AL Pacino? So lucky.
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5 years
Jason’s making breakfast and asked me to make coffee. So I got postmates to bring us Starbucks. Because I’m that lazy.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
I recline. If a seat reclines, I will recline it. On a plane or off. Recliners are meant to recline. If you don’t like it, find a plane that doesn’t have reclining seats. Oh wait, there isn’t one because that would be STUPID. K byeeee!
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5 years
Ken you not?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
I LOVE that she is getting support
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✨Allison Sparkles✨
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
7 years
So jealous of @TheRachLindsay ! Not because she has 3 men in love with her, but because she's sipping wine in Spain on the bachelors dime
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
5 years
Never been kissed girl is a little instigator
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Anyone else throw your clothes on the floor into the hamper and consider it cleaning up?
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
I saw somewhere that Demi wasn’t going to read comments after she performed. Breaks my heart because she’s so used to seeing hate and criticism. But I hope she knows how much love and admiration the internet is showing her!
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
It’s just really hitting me tonight that people think we aren’t ok, cuz we spend time apart, have different careers, and don’t post enough about each other on social media. Maybe the problem is in YOUR beliefs, and what YOU find important ie: social media and the highlight reel
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
6 years
Sitting in the emmys and my zipper just busted and my butt is exposed and I can’t get up and I dunno what to do.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
So you’re telling me we have to see your recycled music festival pics now.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe
4 years
Jesus google 😭
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