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He/Him. Bisexual. PFP by the amazing @BooBlacklight . Married to Roxanne Wolf. I love my friends!

Roxanne Wolf's right armpit
Joined August 2023
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Suffering often happens in silence. Please check in on your friends, you never know when they may need someone to talk to
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@bluefolf They live where
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@Springdictive Vivziepop after drawing a character thicker than an atom
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@axelfan777 @willsgardevoir Fuck fact-checking Iโ€™m just gonna start believing fellas
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@inkfycreates At least she didn't go into politics
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@maydaybytheway FNAF fans when they find out about lighting
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Friendly remind to all artists:
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@Fredditmoment Looking at the replies
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@G0LD3NR4BB1T When you find out springlocks actually exist and arenโ€™t just something Scott made up for the game
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@SpectralAurora_ imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their uncontacted tribes
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@Smith_Robotics Hey um this is completely unrelated but where were you on the 26th of July 1985?
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@schizosimulator Oh this wasn't a shitpost
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Call me Michael Afton cus I want this robot to come inside me
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@Smith_Robotics This will be you in 30 years
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Call me William Afton cus I am putting a kid into this robot
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PUT THEM ARMS UP NOW!!!! I NEED TO SMELL THEM!!!
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@horrifichymns Every day I thank god for not making me a vivziepop fan
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@coolporyg0n Might I propose
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@aqualish007 Have a third
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@Teroc83 fnaf fans when they see a black character in fnaf
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@TakesAppalling America couldnโ€™t handle they/themussy
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@Smith_Robotics Your pronouns gotta be him/him cus you are literally him
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@GoodReddit For a second I thought they were selling genders
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@DevSprings I just know he was doing this while drawing
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@EldritchDio @tsurudraws You want to be a court jester then
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@DEDF1SHN Ain't that the nair butthole guy???
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@loafbreadmann Fake. Scott would never have sex
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@gimmickannoying It was never funny
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@waxinggibbous72 @ionnin She nutty on my putty till I cave
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@ConSelfOwns He's not my type but you do you
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@JenniferTanger1 @Shark3ozero Barry, 63; Barry, 63 and Barry, 63
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@M1das_OW2 Hop off my goat Honda
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*Roxanne Wolf giving Sam backsh๐Ÿ’”ts* Sam: Ngh.. w-wait.. not in front of my moots-! Roxanne: "shhh, its okay, let them watch... ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ THEM ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž..."
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@J_the_L_A_D Why have people been gassing her up for years
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Me and Funtime Foxy when no one's watching
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@Fr4gonmask009 Ik she's french but HEAR ME OUT
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@Madam_Riddles > visit mega pizzaplex > get lost > have to say until 6 am > kill Monty > chill with Roxy for 5.5 hours
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oomfs, if I were to add another A3 to Sodor, what livery should I give it? (no BR liveries, no NWR blue)
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All 30 episodes of this ๐Ÿคฎ
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when it's canon but it's so stupid that you gaslight yourself into thinking it's not.
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/teen pregnancy . . . . . . . . Ok. I've been feeling sick for days so i did a pregnancy test yesterday and it came out positive. I don't know how to feel, Iโ€™m shocked and fucking terrified. My mom is gonna kill me, but the fact that Funtime Foxy is the dad makes it worth it.
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@ghost_gh0st All these animatronics and you didn't include the best one
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oomfs, if I were to add a Jinty to Sodor, what livery should I give her? (no BR liveries, no NWR blue)
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@M1das_OW2 @Pickle_43_KC Markiplier jumpscare
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@_itzhoey @soggycatgirl Lets not forget inflation over the 10 years!
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@UnderScorePNG โ€œWould ofโ€
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@GoodReddit was not expecting reader x joe biden ice cream cum on my tl
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@pencildoods Bro is having a really bad tummy ache ๐Ÿ˜”
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Oomfs, comment your favourite locomotives. I wanna see something
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@M1das_OW2 No more white people tomorrow. The world is healing
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@LeadPipe_Images Tbf his videos are helpful for people who are out of the loop (me)
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@SpoomkeeArts Why does he look straight
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@William_BA_ I choose to believe this is not canon
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@b79975 Lil Caesarโ€™s the GOAT ๐Ÿ
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Since it's Black History Month, QRT with your favourite black characters! Cole and Arin - Lego Ninjago Agent Fowler - Transformers Prime Cassie - FNAF RUIN
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@TheRealBirdups @Gelzazz It's gonna be 9 fnaf theories about Foxy's toes
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@RatatouilleGreg I think we can all agree sheโ€™s the best protagonist in the FNAF games
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Dragons Rising is genuinely so good!!! I love how they write Kai!!!!!!
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@DevSprings I love the animatronics getting to be goofy and silly! They ARE possessed by children, they should act as such
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Here's a statue in memory of Hattons in my MC world
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@SO0u0o You fr
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@fizzphoneyaoi fucking hell mpreg jumpscare
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@M1das_OW2 "the movie you will never see" nah I always come back
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@muoi_art @NxtDeterio > knows exactly how everything in the game works > "this game sucks!"
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*me railing funtime foxy on tl*โญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ขโญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ขโญ•๏ธ funtime foxy: "dovey wovey!! stop...i-i-im about to ๐“ผ๐“น๐“ต๐“พ๐“ป๐“ฝ๐Ÿ’ฆโœจ๐Ÿ’—" me: *rams harder* "kitten...splurt all over the tl... ๐–’๐–ž ๐–”๐–”๐–’๐–‹๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–‘๐–‘ ๐–ˆ๐–‘๐–Š๐–†๐–“ ๐–š๐–• ๐–‹๐–”๐–— ๐–ž๐–”๐–š" ๐Ÿคค
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@riddleluvr401 William Afton has explored Henry Emilyโ€™s body countless times
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@m0thflower I feel bad for women. Y'all don't deserve this pain
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all this mf did was die
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@JuggleFucks lmao ur gay hahaha
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@entom_dp OMG a white woman
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@JustKCBe Furry tiddys jumpscare
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@TheRealNeoThe "I'm nothing like you blokes"
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@nescartridges Back in my day we understood lore from cryptic mini games and rare background posters!
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/ teen pregnancy . . . . . . . . . . ok. I been feeling sick for days so i did a pregnancy test yesterday and it came positive. i dont know how to feel, i'm shocked and fucking terrified. my mom is gonna kill me, but the fact that Lord Ras is the father makes it so much worth it.
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@sylvester_cream @noimkilIingboys Maybe Mexicans should have better traditions then
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@mazOnTwt Half as old as the franchise and it's still "the new game" in my head
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential
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@XEXEEZY You're telling me you're not a formerly homophobic gay guy? I've been following a woman this whole time?
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@inksome44 @shigaROOL Calm down man heโ€™s not gonna let you hit. Youโ€™re not a minor
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@bite_of87 2014-2016 when we were still figuring out the basics. That was so fun because there were so many possibilities and so little lore
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@fyridk Youโ€™re pushing 40
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@Cynthesader We didn't need Epstein logs to know that
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@fazfacts_ I understand the others but Mxes? Did I miss something?
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@Idolomantises I will not reach heaven
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@mattcrystal3 @DevSprings Trailer for new Into The Pit game thatโ€™s coming out this year
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@SG_Animations They whitewashed lefty๐Ÿ’”
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