Imagine being the researcher tasked with observing infinite monkeys on typewriters and just as one of them is about to finish writing The Tempest, on the very last word it types banana
@traybim
@RaxKingIsDead
This is like how every time in my 20s when I got hired for a customer service job and asked to come in at X o’clock for my first shift, I would ask what time the shift ends and I would get a reply like “a good employee wouldn’t ask that on their first day.” Why is it a secret???
@samcahntent
There was a legit wholesome moment when it starts and he looks up at her and says “Okay” that reminded me of the best qualities of my grandpa who is one of the best people I know 🥹
@vanillaopinions
Everything was going fine til worship pastors were like “hey maybe more people would come if every song sounds like a bad U2 knockoff” and then everyone quit going
@Tbone7219
As someone who reviews a ton of police bodycam footage for my day job I just wanna say when the cop explains the field sobriety test to you, NEVER SAY “haha I couldn’t even do that sober” STOP SAYING THAT PEOPLE
@JUNlPER
I’m confused because this feels like the kind of meme a leftist would make to mock the type of right winger that would make something like this to mock leftists, but that when right wingers spot it in the wild, they don’t know they’re the ones being mocked
Satire is dead.
@VoidAtoms
@kpkboogie99
Not necessarily. The subgenre of cosmic horror, for example, exists because some people find the literal, vast, indifferent, unknowable abyss to inspire plenty of horror on its own.
It’s important to carefully inspect the packaging to make sure you’re getting a genuine
@steak_umm
product and not the knockoff brands Steak-hmmm, Steak-uhhhhwhat or Steak-…oh
@missshrey_
I thought I had a soul until I completely disappeared from reality while having my wisdom teeth out. Now I’m just meat and slightly less bones than before
@CantEverDie
I think the difference is Trump regularly did things he “can’t do” (e.g. disappearing protesters in Portland) whereas Biden regularly won’t do things he can
@hamilcarenina
@latkedelrey
I lived all over NYC. In Philly I can accomplish within one small block of my apartment what took me sometimes 3-4 much longer blocks in NYC. Center City Philadelphia is much more population dense than pretty much all of NYC outside of midtown and lower Manhattan.
@ARTofCOOP
@LizRummy
Critics are quick to point out that Elon’s never actually built anything, but this looks like it might have actually been built by him
@CantEverDie
I actually know Rescott Jace 78 Turnraston (we were in honors pog league together in grade school). It's his real name and he gets mad if people don't say it all when addressing him, so at least he's consistent