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Ok Google, show me a metaphor for stripping away the illusion of freedom to reveal the police state

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If a black man did this he'd be choked to death by a cop and half the country would say *but he threw groceries"

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@WhitneyCummings Manager told here she had to keep her mask on

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best application of this meme I've seen

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interior design is my passion

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Throwing balloons full of heavily salted water would likely cause the electrodes on the surface of the shields to short out, and likely form a path to ground immediately draining the battery, so do NOT do that

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Hair and makeup quit

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libs OWNED

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Life comes at you fast

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This dude got shot and killed right after he posted this. Crossfire, wasn't even the target. it's all just so fucking meaningless

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I just ate a delicious burrito in Dolores park and for a brief moment everything felt okay

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You get a 144 for walking into the room and putting your name on the test

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you can tell he's never had a job like this because he glosses over "up to"

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If a couple both worked at this pay rate full time, they’d have a household income of roughly $90,000. Hot labor markets are so awesome!

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going to the store anyone need anything

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no one has ever been this divorced

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Trader Joe

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1800 lb rated trailer, 1000 lb rated strap, 3000 lbs of fuel with no hazmat placard LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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Happy 1 year anniversary to this post

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they love to say being a cashier isn't a real job and it should be done by teenagers then get all pissy when the teenagers act like teenagers

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CUT THE PUBE

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Was walking to get coffee and it turned out unnecessary alhamdullilah

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I think I watched this 300 times in a row

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it's incredible really. Biden wiped out my $80K student loan; the first president of my lifetime to enact a policy that directly, substantially and positively impacted my life. Freed up $800/ month. And I'd rather eat cat shit than vote for him

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when the revolution comes don't forget the small business owners

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fucking dying laughing

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such a sad story, everyone please take a moment and read this thread:

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Your kids' picky eating is your fault. You gave in and got them McDonald's or made them Kraft mac n cheese which were designed by scientists to be addictive especially to children. Is something I would have said before I watched my closest friends raise children and my GOD

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐌𝐀

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9 months

What opinion about "parenting" will have you in this position?

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I rarely check Facebook and I saw my college girlfriend posted "blaming guns for killing is like blaming spoons for making you fat" and I responded "oh yeah like the time a guy force fed 27 children into obesity" and it turned out she had died of cancer since the post

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it's so Orwellian

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how are you supposed to take a piss

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E T H E R E D

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They absolutely will not copy this design. There's a reason you don't see sharp corners on cars and why all the windows on planes have rounded edges. Google "stress risors"

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Just incredibly. Not possible to parody. How do you even make fun of this

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I'm sorry *raise* to $15/ hour?

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3 years

Biden to raise federal firefighter pay to $15 per hour

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How are these dipshits just figuring this out

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what do we think was it a shoplifter creating a distraction or a chud burning kids clothes with rainbows on it

BAY AREA STATE OF MIND

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Someone deliberately set a fire at a Target store in California 😳

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When you hit 88mph in the Cybertruck you travel back to apartheid South Africa

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I will never log off do you hear me

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So they were recycled

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I regret to inform you I have found A Guy™️

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Fatih Sultan Mehmed II has an announcement

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Lmaooo fuck you Airbnb

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YouTube prankster murdered is a headline we don't see nearly enough

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Hinckley used a .22 instead of hollow point .44

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what happened?

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*showing up to the hospital with a bucket of my all my friends' blood* no I DEMAND you put this in my husband. NO I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHERE I GOT IT

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yes, what if 🤔

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LAND OF THE NOT LAND OF THE HOME OF THE NOT HOME OF THE FREE STAY AT HOME BRAVE THE AFRAID

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Kid Rock canceled his show due to high winds and his fans immediately turned on him. They had these t shirts printed within hours

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check out these deregulation libertarian dipshits wondering why US corps can run rampant

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Seems a bit odd... Why are the ingredients different ? Are we being poisoned in the USA?

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@tmWhisker Because they CAN'T. A black man can't raise his voice in public without 600 people calling 911

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lmao does she think baby boomers, who made the equivalent of $120K/ year operating a kick press at GM, used that to buy 3 houses and raise 4 kids debt free, are going to come work retail for minimum wage

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Anyone in Oakland want to radicalize a CEOs kid

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this is fucking METAL

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Herders spraying reflective paint on their reindeer's antlers to avoid road accidents leads to absolute surreal and scary pictures #Lapland #Finland

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Here's a textbook takedown of a riot cop. Go in low, you can take the baton hits on your back. you CANNOT stop them with your arm. When you're low, most of the momentum of the baton has been lost. You have to move with some confidence and quickly.

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@RedLetrCrusader Found the guy that doesn't have to work

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you're fighting an impossible battle with a marketing machine that spends literal billions on getting your kids hooked on their products and I applaud you for simply keeping them alive

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Oh no did your private property not make you free money

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4 years

Wow this blew up Fuck all cops, especially whatever dumb fucking cop you're related to

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ok the new variant is bad

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U.S. President Biden calls for intellectual property protection waivers on COVID-19 vaccines

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How it started How it's going

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"He could have pulled a gun from the car! The officer's life was in danger!!"

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they could have just left this whole story out and named the cat literally anything else

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CONTROL MASK MY ASS THRU FEAR

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Thinking about David "Shingy" Shing, a man paid millions of dollars by AOL until 2019 to be a "futurist"

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My dude is HAMMERED

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Mandatory vaccination now

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Andrew no

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we got the complete package right here

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I would drop $500 on this

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A Soviet kettle made in 1960s. The rockets start spinning when the kettle boils.

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I have never unmuted a Jordan Peterson video and I never will but I'm kinda curious about his voice. I accidentally unmuted a Ben Shapiro video once and couldn't stop laughing

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@cooIboobs yes their boyfriends wanted to stand there for their entire 6 hour shift

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every neurodivergent student is in a trailer in the back of the school with the 22 year old senior and the kid who hurts animals for fun ask me how I know

non aesthetic things

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High school in 2002 looked so chill

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He could have very easily used a photo of his girlfriend in a pink top but he chose his sister

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@cwfrederick @ivy_wylder Remember the demonstration where they broke the window? I'll tell you exactly how that happened. They tried it in the lab with a pane having rounded corners, and it took all the abuse they could give it. I'll take my masters in engineering over your psych PhD on this.

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when you beat the libtards with facts and logic

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this is when you leave your cart and walk out of the store

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the more you look the more awesome it gets

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why.... don't the horses just fuck

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Mt. Shasta, where the Sacramento River begins, having no snow on it for the first time ever shouldn't be a problem right

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we're laughing but this sucks man. The original affirmative action cases involved an essential coin flip where diversity gave the minority candidate the slightest edge, now we got the hyper mediocre thinking "the blacks" kept them from hobnobbing with Elon

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We are witnessing the fall of Rome

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2 unnecessary pumps

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SAY VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO AGAIN. SAY VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO AGAIN. I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME

Breaking News

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President Biden invites former President Trump to work together on a border bill while challenging congressional Republicans to “show a little spine.”

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@TendentiousG Yeah check out the date. It was before Biden enabled the genocide of tens of thousands.

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Leave it to cable news

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How has no one made a countdown clock for when the oxygen runs out

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Wow check out the chair of psychiatry at @ColumbiaPsych

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Those of us with student loans know how crushing they are. I borrowed $90K. Made $64K in payments like clockwork. Still owed $80K. I was sitting in a pub in London when I got the email. It was the happiest I'd ever been since my mom beat cancer. Still not voting for him.

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bro what the fuck is your deal what's with all the toes