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I’m Ivy Wylder. Cosplay vixen and the internet’s stripper wife. Follow for hot girl, stay for unhinged rants and biting wit

Joined January 2020
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4 years
PSA TO WOMEN AT THE STRIP CLUB: -stop shouting WOOOOO at the dancers. WOOO’s do not pay our bills -you are expected to tip just like ANY MAN -do not ask us to take selfies with you in the bathroom -YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO TOUCH US JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN
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4 years
-we don’t care that you’d “loOove to be a StriPper” if you “weren’t so self conscious/shy/“busy”/a bad dancer/w.e” -we are not there to give you free lap dancing lessons for your shitty boyfriend -Do not ask me where you can buy these shoes. THEY AREN’T MADE FOR YOU
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@ivy_wylder
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4 years
-GET OFF THE FUCKING POLES. If you see an unattended/vacant pole, it is not an invitation for you to hop on, grab it with one hand and lean backwards while your friends go “yaaaaas babe!!!” -If you have no intention of giving any dancer any money, GO HOME or GO A REGULAR BAR
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4 years
-Do not ever, EVER, ask our customers to tip YOU. If I don’t see it my regulars will still tell me and I will tell the club and have you thrown out and banned for life. -Do not any point attempt to take off any of your clothes???? What are you DOING
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4 years
-YOU WILL NEVER BE THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION HERE. Stop trying to remedy that by being excessively loud and extra just because you aren’t used to not having male attention in a club type environment -You do not need to obsessively cling to your boyfriend. We don’t want him.
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