really hope that gen z never finds out that the biggest thing on the internet in 2010 was an autotuned song about a dude who climbs in windows and rapes people
honestly beginning to feel bad for the actual teens whose books have been hijacked by mentally stunted adult children who just want to get horny to goblins
weird film dudes on tiktok: so like, sorry that one of my favourite films is “over the hedge” and not some pretentious, depressing eastern european film from 1963
eastern european films from 1963:
also remember how the dude, like, came out as gay and then kind of transitioned, but then stopped, and then found christ, renounced his homosexuality, married a woman and had a kid, but then went back to being bi
take the beginning of this chapter: this is entirely just description, as if someone were recollecting a scene from a film in an overly detailed way. this type of writing used to relegated to the fringes of genre, now it's all over literary fiction. this is not creative writing.
why are so many contemporary novels just characters performing actions? followed by pithy sentences about the act of the action? there's no narrative or insight. it's this character went there and did this, this character reacts to that action, over and over.
Why is Catcher in the Rye a red flag for me? It's not an automatic no, but I just can't relate to "whiny suburban white boy problems". Sorry not sorry. (Also, I'm not minimizing mental health issues, I'm neurodivergent myself, the book is just off puting/childish to me.)
why does this look like you've just unwrapped your sandwich at your desk and you look down, expecting to see your sandwich, but instead it's madonna and lady gaga
a moment of silence for the important roles that The Ting Tings, The Hoosiers, Scouting for Girls, Alphabeat, Sam Sparro, Daniel Merriweather, Duffy and La Roux played in all of our lives in 2008.
when the last richard osman came out, penguin bought the no 1 spot on all whsmith in-store bestseller charts so it had to be displayed as the bestseller in every single store, whether it actually was or not
ireland really presents a difficult quandary in the mind of the hardline liberal because the idea of a nation of white people being colonised dilapidates so many of basic talking points, and annoyingly forces them into having to actually read somewhat deeper into things.
reading an irish person accuse americans of living in the "imperial core" with the implication that they themselves are not also living in the "imperial core" and trying not to actually laugh in class bc it's so ridiculous
billy porter is such an interesting case study for the corrupting power of fame. he simply was not like this when he was just a broadway person. now, he is perhaps the most delusional person on the planet.
I refuse to believe that the grand prize for Love Island is, if split between the couple, less than what you’d win on the average game of Winning Streak.
why are so many contemporary novels just characters performing actions? followed by pithy sentences about the act of the action? there's no narrative or insight. it's this character went there and did this, this character reacts to that action, over and over.
there’s also just so much dialogue. characters are constantly directly talking to each other when it should be the job of prose to convey these conversations in a succinct way. more and more these days novels are resembling reportage rather than *novels*.
Emerald Fennell’s ‘SALTBURN’ is described as “a wicked tale of privilege and desire.”
Struggling to find his place at Oxford University, Oliver Quick (Barry Keoghan) finds himself drawn to the charming & aristocratic Felix Catton (Jacob Elordi), who invites him to his eccentric…
these are words that I shouldn’t have been writing for another 50 years. My brother John, my best friend for all my life, has passed away. those who knew him will know how utterly devastating this is for us and for the local area. I will miss him forever.
I don’t even understand the compulsion. if you want to read easier “adult” books, commercial fiction is right there. if you want all the weird horny goblins stuff, fantasy is there. these are genres that existed long before the plague of YA took over.
the absolute smash success of jennette mccurdy's book and the fact that no british publisher picked it up, now leading to mass imports of the american edition, really shows that british publishing needs to have more under-25s in charge
people who post weekly photo dumps on ig, what is your secret, how do you meet up with people every day, consistently do things, i meet one friend and that’s me done for a week
the "men recommend books by women" piece was so funny because literally what has gone wrong in your life where reading books by women involves a conscious effort
saw ABBA last night and I really will never get over it. I was literally standing at the barrier, could not be closer, and it was just all so real. even when the stage is dark you can see them walking around the stage, getting into their places. it’s insane.
like congratulations for surviving for two months in essential exile on an island in the Atlantic but a 78 y/o woman called Ciss from fucking Charleville just won €68,000 for essentially humouring Marty Whelan for 45 minutes.
the way letterboxd has revived forgotten films, opened up foreign cinema, broadened the tastes of thousands and had a direct affect on the sound & sound poll whilst goodreads became a septic tank
bummed a fag off dua lipa in chiltern firehouse smoking area and then proceeded to smoke it despite the fact i do not smoke and doing so makes me extremely ill
it’s impossible to emphasise more how André revolutionised fashion writing, he elevated it to an art form, to genuine criticism. his recent memoir detailed how much he nurtured young talent - Galliano, McQueen - his guiding hand ever present. we owe him so much! RIP ALT.
trying to explain to non-Cork people that Cork doesn’t have clubbing culture because there’s no actual clubs, it’s more just a collection of smoking areas
it’s been fascinating to see Butler come back to the fore. When I did my undergrad a decade ago Butler was old school, those of us interested in gender theory were reading Kate Bornstein and Jack Halberstam and Paul Preciado. Butler wasn’t punk to us.
say what you want about Prince Harry’s book, this is the first time in forever that an actual famous person has written a memoir and revealed some absolutely insane details
I love how they’ve genuinely convinced themselves that it’s misogyny to point out that the app is full of fucking weirdos who will do anything in their power to never actually sit down and read the thousand books they’ve bought
I literally don’t know a single Irish artist, be they a musician, writer, actor, dancer, who has been able to foster their talents in Ireland. there is no investment in the arts in Ireland.
Irish success at Oscar nominations a result of decades of investment says
@guardian
& UK should take note. Investment, time, talent, creativity and support in arts (whether film or music including opera) is delivering remarkable work from a small country.
11pm in Europe - streets are bustling, there’s a crafts market still going on, people just starting their meals or grabbing drinks
Wish the US had this sort of night culture that wasn’t just focused on clubbing and drinking in major cities