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Miss Marjorie Regrets 𓅊

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11 months

LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE YOU DIPPY GUTLESS B*TCHES, STAY SAFE

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4 months

Inarguable

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2 months

omg need

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2 months

@yogaACAB I just don’t feel like a best friend would maim you and then blame you for it

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2 years

@_angelitonegro_ @nataleebfitness Yes bc it’s like “i’m laughing politely so you’re less likely to murder me🫠”

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2 months

oh my this is in poor taste isn’t it

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3 months

🗣️🗣️🗣️

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3 months

OMG I BROUGHT THE BEE HOUSE OUT YESTERDAY AND LOOK !!! A FRESH LITTLE GUY!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

@_benjvmins_ not an answer but “alabaster colored” made me think of this

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7 months

i watched this until i was wheezing and had tears running down my cheeks the guy in the back who just battens down for the whole thing☠️

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9 months

omfg

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2 years

SHARIF DON’T LIKE IT

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5 months

lmao i will never refer to it as anything other than Twitter

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2 years

Look idk about you guys but i’m calling it my south mouth from here on out

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2 years

@anthrodiva @chelseaperetti my brain tells me that this is in fact bologna.

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2 years

@naytheegemini @covergirl53 honestly!!! i had bad headaches in my early 20’s that MAGICALLY went away when i started drinking enough water🙃i felt so dumb for dehydrating myself like a damn houseplant

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2 years

@proletariatpapi @thankyoujamall i literally watched her reactions more than i watched him☠️she just wasn’t impressed at all

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2 years

@GerryRobledo @MULCH_EATER i’m in tears picturing someone haphazardly piloting a Kia through Kohl’s like “hey where’s the line for Ama-“ and the Kohl’s employees just wave them toward the return kiosk while rolling their eyes

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18 days

@notcapnamerica we are simply never going to beat the wet dog allegations

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3 months

THE WHALES ARE GAY🥰🥰🥰

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3 years

@akilahgreen yes

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9 months

@smoke_nd_pearlz i stg there is no woman more entitled than a white lady coworker. I spent a year in an orthodontic practice and those women HATED me because i was “too quiet.”

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1 year

@Puff_Iya and everybody else who watched and did nothing while a man was murdered for fifteen minutes, them too

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28 days

true true

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7 months

@prntgdcolonized i wish i had not read this.

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3 months

here’s a live look at what’s happening in my brain rn :

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1 year

@apihtawikosisan This is when i trot out the fact that in France, post birth, a physical therapist will visit you at home to help you relearn your body. And here in the US they just send us home bleeding and broken.

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2 years

@kenicemobley YES. YESSSS. Also how cool would it be if the girl didn’t freak out or cry and just did her business how she wanted to and nobody bothered her about it ever😭😭😭😭

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5 months

@WomenPostingLs_ “Look how you made me neglect our animals”

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2 years

@Loveeve65702806 @queenveej Sure but not specifically- i think the original tweet is more like “please evolve from placing all of your social/emotional needs exclusively into the hands of your romantic partners and learn to nourish nonromantic relationships equally”

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18 days

@ravenscimaven @Miss_Mielle It embiggens as it eats!!

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1 year

@_GirlFromAtl it’s p*ssy, not tapas

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1 year

@layxsnv his ig story :

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2 years

@ColetteReneee @OnlySlams

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2 years

@IamDayneScott the cognitive dissonance is so strong in these types of ppl. like it doesn’t compute.

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7 months

@prntgdcolonized No it’s ok, i do not mean to diminish the importance of speaking on hard subjects like this. I’m just thinking of how much a monster you’d have to be to want to beat the spirit out of a baby☠️makes me want to scream, tbvh

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3 months

@yamsnmac “Can u hear me now?” “No!”

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6 months

@MrsBundrige Pls see her explanation following up, and how she still managed to live off her passive income of 1k per month and could pull a quick 4k deal and live off that for awhile…babe we aren’t speaking the same language bc that’s not broke.

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25 days

Looking into this

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1 year

@MadameFae i love learning new recipes😌

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2 years

@crushedlilstar @westernunion2k “Did you want your receipt emailed or printed?” Them :

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10 months

oohwee

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9 months

@talleyberrybaby this is a perfect encapsulation of how it is to have kids; one minute someone’s got shit in their pocket, next you’re floating skyward because they gave you a huge hug that you hadn’t even asked for😭

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30 days

@sensorystories_ i frame it like this : it is so rare for me to be truly comfortable, mentally and physically, that most of the time i am just pushing through the many small discomforts that come with being awake. It’s grrrreat

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6 months

@smoke_nd_pearlz those girls HATE her☠️

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3 months

sorry but its friday

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2 years

@emilyparcell @ABQbelle @MaggieAstor @juliettekayyem oh my good god

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3 months

@nhoodpublicist WHY IS IT “PICK BETTER MEN” AND NOT “BE BETTER MEN” MAKE IT ADD UP???

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1 month

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2 months

@luvin_JnJ i couldn’t get through the comments on that one. Just absolutely hateful, GLEEFUL even. That beautiful girl, dumped like trash.

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9 months

@gracejarvisohno If i tell someone they have nice hands i have 100% imagined getting fingerblasted by em

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2 years

@queenveej A Shipt guy told me they were out of my coffee and sent a photo of the coffee aisle, in which were a whole row of the one i’d requested. I circled it and sent the photo back to him like

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2 years

@twitkocheng fucking love this cat so much

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4 months

@talleyberrybaby something about these two looking like grown adults compared to lil miss prom queen and her jock bf?

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2 years

@yamsnmac @BrunchBewtBlack 🙂🙃🙂

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10 months

@Puff_Iya i saw some ppl getting folded LIKE chairs but i never saw anybody WITH a chair

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7 months

omg a local made a thanksgiving feast for the ferals in her neighborhood and i am fully incapacitated😭😭😭

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19 days

@solsrvca that fake ass laugh afterwards like no honey we saw you

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5 months

@realgirl_fieri wearing hand me downs, or letting a young child wear shoes too small rather than buy new ones that fit letting the kids wander and get dirty Moms working outside of the home

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1 year

@ERnurse86 I noticed during the Long Island murders they explained this sort of tier system for victims. “Low risk” vs “high risk” women. Low risk meant sex workers, because who’d go looking for them? Low risk meant dispensable. They see women this way.

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6 months

@Olas_Truth I know she knew who she was marrying but i still cannot help but feel terrible for her bc he couldn’t pretend for one fucking hour that he was an adult?? How absolutely awful

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1 year

@PeetingDisorder “You’re really still upset about that? It was yesterday. And i didn’t even mean it like that. Guess we’re gonna have a bad day again, huh??”

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7 months

@Kyla_Lacey are we going to forget how she literally documents how hard she works? how carefully she trains and eats? She’s like Terrell Owens in that gym

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3 months

@Kyla_Lacey Jesus Bussdown Christ

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2 years

@deathgab4booty @zedonarrival Someone suggested it in the replies and he was like “good idea i will def call them and let them know!” …💀💀💀too late, surely??

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1 year

@feederofcats he looks like a cartoon villain, how is he so large and silly out in the wild??

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7 months

uh oh is it rly that time already ?

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@creeptwin She eventually died after requiring a lot of really horrible and painful reconstructive surgeries Also they knew the coffee was scalding hot and served it that way on purpose to keep people from utilizing free refills

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5 months

@FalconryFinance get them a housing attorney right now pls

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@ravenscimaven @Miss_Mielle That yeast activity needs air because as it eats it creates gas and pressure:)

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10 months

@OkSoMik They think anything a woman pours love into is a direct threat to them. They really think it is a zero sum game. I think what’s most terrifying about this is it’s revealing that some men do not acknowledge any other type of love than romantic. And like. Whoa.

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5 months

Khajiit has Zelle and Cashapp

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2 months

😌

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1 year

oh

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1 year

hol up

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2 months

say no more fam

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8 months

@catcherintheguy it really is so sad to watch someone actively hate their body for taking up space, it’s heartbreaking

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2 years

@queenveej “class traitor activities” 🤭🤭🤭

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7 months

hello here is Ja’Malle the tiger enjoying a box

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1 year

@latkedelrey the minge magistrate

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@lemoncarcass He’s like “you got any games on your phone”

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2 years

@_parasocial @realDANYANG left side goes in, right side sucks clit. But it’s just a standard stapler

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2 years

@Glintofsilver_ 🥲

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1 year

@Maladroithe Can confirm, this girl showed up out of nowhere a few years ago and i started feeding her. Two months later i was finding homes for her and her five babies, who were all shacked on my porch🖤

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1 year

@ericasmithsexed Please inform everyone on Earth via certified letter that women have a urethra IN ADDITION TO a vagina and a bhole. I just….i just need everyone to acknowledge receipt. It’s important. Also condoms and seatbelts save liiiiiiives🤘

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mhmm