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โœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Small business owner. Receipts provider ๐Ÿงพ Movie live-tweeter. business inquiries: chris @notcapnamerica .com

New York, NY
Joined April 2009
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chris evans
4 years
โ€œYou obviously didnโ€™t get my memo. Black?โ€ โ€œOh I did but when a bunch of privileged white people get together dressed in white itโ€™s like the KKKโ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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chris evans
2 years
More white women have spoken out about being traumatized by Will Smith slapping someone than yesterdayโ€™s mass murder of innocent Black grocery shoppers.
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chris evans
6 years
White people: watch the Starbucks arrest video. See the white folks arguing with the police and asking why two innocent black men were being arrested? THIS is how you use your privilege. Because if one of us had said something weโ€™d get arrested too.
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chris evans
2 years
Now THIS is how you give a funny speech at an interracial wedding. Palette cleanser for thatโ€ฆ.other video
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chris evans
1 year
How do I sign my parents up for this tutorial?
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chris evans
4 years
He said he sold his ex a car for $5000, she claimed she bought it for $1225. JJ was about to rule in the defendantโ€™s favor until he pulled out receipts ๐Ÿงพ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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chris evans
8 months
Adele got security ALL THE WAY together
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chris evans
1 year
Handled that without breaking a sweat ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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chris evans
2 years
Why am I CRYING ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
2 years
She met him in Italy and theyโ€™re getting married in a month. Heโ€™s still trying to learn English ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
4 years
Is this what marriage is like for straight people? ๐Ÿฅด
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chris evans
8 months
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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chris evans
1 year
Zendaya really dragged that woman for filth. A moment.
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chris evans
2 years
Y'all this is trending under "sunscreen" -- I'M CRYING
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chris evans
3 years
I JUST FELL THE F*CK OUT
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chris evans
1 year
I told yโ€™all leave these retail workers alone with the TikTok pranks ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
1 year
Bro said โ€œthe whites killed a good manโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
2 years
Holy shit.
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chris evans
9 months
This video shows how the whole Alabama ferry brawl started. Brother man was doing his job telling these folks to move their boat so the ferry could dock. Privileged ass white people refused to move and then jumped him
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chris evans
3 months
This is what itโ€™s like for one of the richest women in America. Imagine what itโ€™s like for the average woman who has a stalker. Why do they keep letting him back out?
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Taylor Swift's stalker has been arrested for the third time in 5 days. He went back to Taylor's block immediately after leaving court for his previous arrest.
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chris evans
9 months
Not yโ€™all already doing reenactments ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
12 days
You know what ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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chris evans
2 years
She DESTROYED this. Who is she? Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
2 years
Serious question about these types of videos โ€” what do you think itโ€™s communicating to the other little girls when their dad reacts like this? ๐Ÿค”
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chris evans
2 years
Someone posted a TikTok of their child asking a question using the word penis & all these people were dragging the parents because โ€œshe shouldnt know that @ her ageโ€ Do yall know children have not been able to report molestation because they cant describe what happened to them?
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chris evans
1 year
I JUST FELL OFF MY BED AND SCREAMED
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chris evans
9 months
Who is she? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
5 years
Oh my God I felt this. I am crying. This is visceral.
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chris evans
1 year
She said take your ass back to sleep ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
9 months
Are yโ€™all okay? We have a nationwide teacher shortage and youโ€™re upset a Black woman with a foot tattoo is justโ€ฆstanding in front of her whiteboard?
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chris evans
9 months
I donโ€™t know what she charged for this โ€” but it wasnโ€™t enough
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chris evans
2 years
White people would literally be having a nervous breakdown after living one day as a Black person.
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chris evans
19 days
The dog: โ€œI gotta do everything my damn self around hereโ€
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chris evans
24 days
But bitch youโ€™re the one filming in the restroom
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Welcome to Kansas City where they have ALL GENDER bathroomsโ€ฆI hate this.
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chris evans
9 months
The white walkers will really call the police for ANYTHING ๐Ÿฅด
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chris evans
8 days
When little boys look up to women that is really shaking the table of patriarchy
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Young boy cries meeting LSU star and Rapper Flauโ€™jae Johnson yesterday at The Athleteโ€™s Foot grand opening ๐Ÿ’œ Spread love ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ ๐ŸŽฅ : kiajbrooks / IG
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chris evans
1 year
BREAKING: 5'2 CANADIAN RAPPER TORY LANEZ HAS BEEN CONVICTED ON ALL CHARGES FOR SHOOTING MEGAN THEE STALLION
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chris evans
1 year
Fucked around, found out. ๐Ÿคญ
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chris evans
9 months
Fun Fact: After the Wayans Brothers created the Scary Movie franchise that grossed $420M. They didnโ€™t want to pay them for the third film so the Weinsteins snatched the movie and continued the other films without them. They didnโ€™t even find out they werenโ€™t a part of it untilโ€ฆ
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chris evans
10 months
Charles Barkley: โ€œIf youโ€™re gay, bless you if youโ€™re trans, bless you. If you have a problem with that - F*CK YOU!โ€
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chris evans
1 year
Theyโ€™re so triggered in the comments ๐Ÿคญ
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1 year
Just another day.
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chris evans
3 months
This is not normal
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chris evans
9 months
Those white people on the Alabama dock are now begging folks on Facebook not to cancel them cause they own a mini-mart and donโ€™t want to lose business
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chris evans
2 years
They be getting so mad when you donโ€™t take food or money ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
2 months
Yโ€™all wanna see a dead body?
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chris evans
10 months
This was the THIRD person to come harass him about fishing in a lake in his own neighborhood. Why canโ€™t we just be left alone?
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chris evans
10 months
Not the wig removal!
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chris evans
2 years
Whew. The children of the chalk better start moisturizing
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My Royalty Account
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Meghan is the oldest person in this photo.
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chris evans
1 year
That 100 pt font gonna get these racist boomers everytime.
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chris evans
8 months
You can see the exact moment where her brain short circuits
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chris evans
6 months
A Black woman in Mississippi reported her son missing and went 7 months with police telling her they couldnโ€™t find him. She sent them photos, begged for updates, and implored them to put his story on the news. It turns out they knew where he was all along. An hour after heโ€ฆ
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chris evans
9 months
This lady murdered her own children, buried them in her boyfriendโ€™s backyard, had her brother kill her ex-husband, and spent years getting away with it because sheโ€™s a blonde suburban white woman. Rot underneath the jail, bitch.
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ABC7 Eyewitness News
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#BREAKING Idaho mom Lori Vallow Daybell sentenced to life without parole in deaths of 2 kids, romantic rival
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chris evans
9 months
Not yโ€™all calling for Sandra Bullockโ€™s Oscar to be revoked. It ainโ€™t her fault the real life people were exploitative scammers and thieves.
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chris evans
1 year
You know he sat in that squad car FUMING!
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chris evans
2 years
This brother hit every note on the scale without even saying a word ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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chris evans
1 month
Those Aunties humbled his ass quick, fast, and in a hurry -๐Ÿ’€
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chris evans
1 year
The way he kept yelling for Loretta ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
1 month
Jimmy Kimmel gets choked up talking to Regina King in one of her first interviews since her son committed suicide
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chris evans
4 years
Christian Cooper, whom Amy Cooper tried to get killed by the police, is a Harvard graduate, a former Marvel Comics editor and now the senior biomedical editor at Health Science Communications I need the โ€œprogressiveโ€ left to stop pretending income equality will solve racism.
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chris evans
1 year
Omg ๐Ÿ˜ณ If I got dragged by an actual descendant of Emmett Till I would delete all my accounts and go into witness protection
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chris evans
4 years
I....and I mean this seriously....hate it here. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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chris evans
24 days
Are straight people okay?
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chris evans
2 years
Who thought this was a good photo op?
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chris evans
9 months
Greg Abbott has imitated a hostile takeover of the local school district in Houston, TX โ€” taking control away from the local school board so that itโ€™s now run by the state. Parent and activist Lauren Ashley read the superintendent for FILTH
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chris evans
4 years
The Animal Rescue has taken possession of Amy Cooperโ€™s dog.
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chris evans
8 months
Black peopleโ€™s nature commentary is unmatched ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
19 days
Why did Chick Fil A make 12 Black people stand there and smile in that manโ€™s face to take an order,
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President @realDonaldTrump stops by Atlanta Chick-fil-A and orders milkshakes!
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chris evans
2 years
I was today years old when I realized the top shelf in the dishwasher can be lowered ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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chris evans
1 year
He added Missy to it. These lil kids are SLAYING
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1 year
why is this Matilda Musical choreography EATING like this?
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chris evans
9 months
What commandment was he following when he yelled โ€œkill the niggerโ€ at Black children he chased with his biker gang while they were innocently walking home from school? What Bible verse told him to brutally assault an Asian man while calling him โ€œa Vietnam fucking shitโ€ โ€”โ€ฆ
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Mark Wahlberg is a rare actor that promotes religious values instead of satanism. Respect ๐Ÿซก
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chris evans
8 months
Alabama students yelling โ€œgo back to the projects, faggots!โ€ to Black Texas players
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5 months
I know they got the HOA in shambles ๐Ÿ’€
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chris evans
2 years
I'M SCREAMING. Karen tried walking up on Denzel and he said AHT AHT. ๐Ÿ’€
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9 months
Me wine-drunk putting on a private show for my cat at 3 AM
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chris evans
4 years
They got his ass, yโ€™all.
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chris evans
3 months
Why are yall incapable of leaving the house without your damn dog?
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Georgie Heath๐ŸŽ™๏ธ
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Dog friendly cinema screenings are the way to spend a rainy Sunday ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ
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chris evans
2 years
Why do Trump supporters make supporting Trump their entire identity? Like, I voted for Biden and then moved on with my life.
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chris evans
11 months
Ajike Owensโ€™ children were playing in a field near an apartment complex when a white woman yelled racial slurs at them and said to get off her land. The children left behind an iPad which she stole. When one of the children came back to retrieve it she threw it at him and hitโ€ฆ
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I remember reading The Diary of Anne Frank and Hiroshima in school. They made me feel uncomfortable because thatโ€™s a normal human response to seeing people suffer. The idea that white children are entitled to be shielded from facts in order to avoid โ€œdiscomfortโ€ is laughable.
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A teacher in South Carolina was reported by her students for teaching Ta-Nehisi Coatesโ€™s โ€œBetween the World and Me.โ€ The students explained that the book made them ashamed to be White, violating a clause forbidding teachers from making students โ€œfeel discomfort, guilt, anguish,โ€ฆ
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chris evans
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Wait a minute Ricky Martin is that a โ€ฆ.. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Sandra Bullock chokes up talking about her adopted children who are Black: โ€œI think about hundreds and hundreds of years of women never being able to relax into motherhood. [Black mothers] have to worry about their children in a way we white women do not.โ€
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chris evans
1 year
Do white people just spend all day coming up with shit to be angry about? Donโ€™t yโ€™all have any real life problems?
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4 months
The way he ate him TF up ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
4 years
. @Costco please give Tison a raise.
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chris evans
3 months
Couldnโ€™t nobody tell her nothing the rest of the day
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Candace Owensโ€™ baby shower. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค
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1 year
I wouldโ€™ve grabbed my passport and left the United States ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Matthew Boynton went to have dinner with a colleague at Waffle House. He received a text from his wife Jessica that said โ€œI canโ€™t do this anymore. Take care of the children. Please tell them I love them everyday. I have been suffering for a while now and no one has noticed...
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chris evans
10 months
Okay, and?
@PageSix
Page Six
10 months
Barack Obama taps Michelleโ€™s butt during family vacation in Greece
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chris evans
2 years
Jamaicans please help me off the floor โ€” I cannot breathe ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
1 year
What did I just watch? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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chris evans
1 year
Iโ€™m confused. What did he say that was wrong?
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Baltimore City Mayorโ€™s response to a 7 year old being shot & killed. Yes, this is actually the Mayor. Unbelievable.
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chris evans
3 months
Yes, slave owners raped their slaves. This isnโ€™t the own you think it is, dummy
@Liz_Wheeler
Liz Wheeler
3 months
This is HILARIOUS. The View host Sunny Hostin who wants to force YOU to pay slavery reparations, finds out sheโ€™s the descendant of slave-owners. Gonna be giving away all your millions now, Sunny? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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chris evans
9 months
STOP!!! PLS ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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chris evans
5 years
Well damn. Nancy just dragged the FUCK out of that reporter. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Are there any follicles left on her scalp?
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chris evans
2 years
Promotion and raise for this Queen ๐Ÿคฃ
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