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Tetralogy of Fallout: New Vegas

@_parasocial

3 years

I ordered a dog but what I got was this actual muppet baby. Please advise.

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god? is the thing you want to see god?

SpiceRats n Bass 🌶️ 🐀🔊

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hold on i just wanna see something

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that’s a leopard

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Israel has never started a single war, but has always won each of them... #hamas #HamasTerrorists #Hamas_is_ISIS #HamasRapists #israel #IsraelAtWar #istandwithisreal #October7

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@ask_aubry she’s dumping him

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3 years

okay

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1 year

@punished_cait “this a blessing i gotta stop being mad” that man is operating on an enlightened level i can only hope to reach one day

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@punished_cait I'm sorry but his earring changes when his wife loses one so he's wearing her remaining one of those pairs and I am verklempt

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4 years

@justinboldaji Did you hear about the cop who saved the nudes a woman was being blackmailed with and shared them?

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3 months

@RealLastStand this is just a woman admitting in print that she committed insurance fraud

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1 year

the reactions to this are baffling. did y’all not know that’s what the active shooter training tells us to do? it’s on the back of my school ID and everything.

Univ. of Oklahoma

@UofOklahoma

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OU-Norman Emergency: There is an active shooter at the Van Vleet Oval. Take immediate action now. Run. Hide. Fight!

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6 months

possible what

LAPD HQ

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6 months

The LAPD is aware of possible first amendment activity in the Los Angeles area over the next few days. In coordination with the US Secret Service, additional uniformed personnel and other resources will be deployed to ensure the highest level of public safety.

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@mharaguc @queenozymandias Okay how can I tell him in a way that he understands that I love him

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4 years

@dprest0n @justinboldaji We live in hell

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1 year

@UsingCigarettes i got this kill today

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@thrasherxy they are sex offenders ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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4 years

@TBrown_80 @DrJenGunter You found love in a hopeless place

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1 year

@pcgamer “we haven’t taught gen z how to use old tech, that’s their problem somehow”

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6 months

@gayest_tone honestly it’s pretty likely he’ll die soon after her, losing a spouse at that age can kill

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4 years

@DevonESawa You've been acting a lot like your mother/father lately.

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8 months

@TheGeorge407 @TaSha_Cee that the dog smells better than you?

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2 years

@libsoftiktok Any teacher with a wedding ring? Fired. Any teacher who gets pregnant? Fired. Any teacher who goes by Mrs? Fired. Am I getting this right?

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1 year

we bought four!

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2 years

@PatrickHugues1 @KoloheMama I'm going to have a pickle for breakfast because this comment made me feel bad for pickles

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7 months

@Sturgeons_Law they took an online IQ quiz, so even if IQ testing wasn’t meaningless this would still be nonsense

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10 months

@crulge having her change into the og outfit was incredible. he knocked it out of the park

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6 months

you’re born with about 300 bones. you end up with 206, give or take. your birth skeleton is one of the things that changes the most, james.

jim fouratt

@jfouratt

6 months

@CatherineInFL @freyafirst YES! part 1: There is an essential biological reality in the birth skeleton of a fetus when born. A baby 's birth sex is immutable. Can't essentially be changed. The birth skeleton remains the same at death. No change to surface of the body will change the birth skeleton. pt2:

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1 year

@Chinchillazllla you wouldn’t download a pizza yeah, only because i CANT

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2 years

@DustBunnyss @mharaguc @queenozymandias Okay are there deadlifts for the neck? I gotta bulk up in preparation for this.

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3 years

@Caulimovirus @intellegint Smart. Job security.

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1 year

we live in hell

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1 year

@AHUNGRYMOUTH my favorite is when the only replacement is now, for some inexplicable reason, only available through a subscription service

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11 months

@griffraff97 Hammerhead Shark I hope you thrive!

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2 years

@MsBlaireWhite In California to be a teacher you have to sign a paper that swears you are not nor have ever been a communist so no, what are you talking about?

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8 months

@natfalconi @chenbfang had you considered providing adequate cooling for the unit you were renting out?

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4 years

@JJtheClappedGod @dprest0n @justinboldaji The only blue lives that matter* *until they turn out to be horrible people too

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2 years

@nthftw @partiallyparker @fzo_OG @Bankutilapia1 @bamelavondoom

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2 years

@Hello_Im_Dev @Imposter_Edits Easy. They both are.

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3 years

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3 years

@illewminatus @CrystlkKettle @oldlinds How does getting an air bnb support the local economy when the owner likely lives elsewhere? Your weekend worth of grocery shopping in a different town doesn't really do what you think it does.

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4 years

@PerpetualCamel @TheeBellwether If you're cold, they're cold

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2 years

@tmsilverman you willingly compete against men, what’s your issue here exactly?

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5 months

@MRBLEUFACE YOU view it as degrading

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7 months

@dollarbillbluez her side

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2 years

@obamaslayer420 @Tee_Alkhazin @foconut_ Have you applied to be a public school teacher in California, because they're right.

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2 months

someone check this persons a1c please

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2 months

the best physical exercise is the one you enjoy and will continue doing. that’s it, literally nothing else matters.

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Middle aged women will do anything other than cardio, weight training and count calories

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2 years

@pennyyroyal @devanbaijal3 Cannabis use can trigger a schizophrenic episode in someone already predisposed to schizophrenia but does not cause schizophrenia.

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2 years

I'm confused, what do y'all think is a reasonable response if a physically abusive ex is breaking in your door?

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1 year

@feyhlar @CherryBreadTV “it was just a joke” negates the apology

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2 years

@rebeccagull

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1 year

@DoOneThingForMe cool, excuse me i’m going to go scream

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14 days

@SomeTweeter420 they love this

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1 year

@EJTheMovieGuy15 @sagesurge @EmberOnCulture listen to jordan peterson say something that every self help book for the past 40 years has said?

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2 years

@jagachchhishya @Jimmymack010 Buddy you get fired if you don't smile enough at work. It's not voluntary, it's mandated performance.

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7 months

@DrShayPhD @GMErectheus you could simply allow your child to have a moment of privacy with their doctor

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2 years

@Eve6 It should be illegal for virgins to sign contracts.

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3 years

@pizza_butt_ They seem happy and I hope they stay happy and far away from me.

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1 year

@gameoftrades3 @xavierzonline there are also laws against filing false reports so what’s yours?

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2 years

@MilesKlee Oh no. She's not responsible for this it's awful she might feel that way

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14 days

@LittleMammith @alexspan5225275 @BrandyLJensen the insulin blood tests WERE NEVER FORENSICALLY TESTED

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1 year

@drmistercody my shit covered king

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10 months

@malcxlmflex the black panthers fed white kids too

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1 year

IYKYK

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1 year

can you go to a patient’s funeral if the patient’s family invites you or is that a no-no?

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1 year

@dogeofficialceo @elonmusk did you jerk off to this?

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1 year

@madisons_mad he stole a reddit post about a girl getting drugged at a bar today too

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1 year

@PeterFunbun this is a nursing school, so it’s all adult students if that gives you any comfort (it does not for me)

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2 years

@mcevil_lucretia @DustBunnyss @mharaguc @queenozymandias Gonna just workout my neck, can't bicep curl a 5lb dumbell but my neck? Strongest neck this side of the Mississippi

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3 years

What if we held hands like this

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2 years

@roxiqt The only time I've been to the ER for a migraine my answer was "I've been laying in bed with three textbooks on my head" got the dark room IV treatment immediately

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@megcwachs @The_Law_Boy Your 3 year old is still mastering object permanence, their clinical depression is you projecting.

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6 months

@Homes907 @TheWapplehouse you have never tried to get a ponytail and bluetooth guy to read from a script have you

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2 years

@Chinchillazllla people are being very normal about cooking for your neighbors

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3 years

@celinesciamma @jazzedloon @BrandyLJensen Got this directly from her attorney.

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@eSLPresso @KP_Creative @jendziura @alitlstrawberry it’s actually not the job to be hit, punched, physically or sexually assaulted by the patients we are caring for.

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3 years

What field of nursing would I need to go into to have the least amount of coworkers who sell mlm products?

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1 year

@JeffreyHiggins @AmberLamason you were made whole, you’re just upset someone wasn’t punished in the way you’d prefer

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2 years

@sarahjeong Make assaulting a nurse or healthcare worker a felony, and institute stronger whistleblower protections and penalties against hospitals that discourage reporting these assaults. Staffing ratios. Lower admin pay. Get rid of Press-Ganey scores all together.

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2 years

@planettzay why are you this concerned about the body of a woman when you like men

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1 year

@LolOverruled is it a good mattress?

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1 year

@huge_dub love their matching outfits by the end of the day

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1 year

@MikeJCzapla @ejdickson @kattenbarge why are you asking this in the replies of a post about deep fake porn

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1 year

@LexerLux what a helpful comment to leave on the post of someone who has been in a non-school masa shooting and is posting their college ID

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2 years

@AyanaGray Every minute past 10:30pm we are not in bed is a personal affront to Finnegan

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1 year

i could convince a european that this is a traditional midwest salad

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2 years

@beccadax @elliott_gr Elliott's story followed by this one means I'm sobbing on a Friday night.

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2 years

@JBinToronto @Browtweaten So the joke is at least 35 years old? Surely it's public domain by now.

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10 months

@Universe__Lover oh look, actual grooming

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3 years

@PissJugTycoon The legal advice sub is ran by cops, who you know are generally ignorant of most laws.

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1 year

@jakeshieldsajj why are you looking at an underwear and swimsuit brand for teenage girls, Jake?

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2 months

twitter is a dating app

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1 year

@robertlufkinmd if my doctor started talking about toxins and seed oils id leave the appointment and find a new doctor

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8 months

@SH3G3TSiiT @GhostOfSocrates are you one of those nurses who bought their degree in florida? quit your job.

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@SwampCommunist it’s a bit that’s turned people off of his song and now fewer people will want to hear the full version when it drops.

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3 months

@esjesjesj a jew calling someone else a lizard person is wild considering how often we're called that

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1 year

@MarybettF @TansuYegen ma’am it’s christmas morning why are you worried about a stranger’s genitals instead of spending time with your great grandkids?

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2 years

@leoxeloo @itsmetheHBIC This and when Halsey and the chainsmokers did that closer song are the two biggest crimes against the service industry

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10 months

@PleaseBeGneiss i’m too jewish to understand what’s happening here

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3 years

@itmeyourgirlmag Have they discovered the vial of Billy Bob's blood she used to wear

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8 months

@TaylorBold @bolugawhale i hope she’s the receptionist

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1 year

@eeberquist if you don’t want me to create a massive biohazard in a public space you just hate women

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