Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji Twitter profile

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Justin🦩Boldaji

@justinboldaji

3 years

Not my business

GNARFIELD🥃🦀

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3 years

If you saw this in real life, WYD?

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4 years

They found a pool that’s been completely isolated from human contact in Carlsbad caverns & it’s a straight up Zelda fairy fountain

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2 years

This is so tight I didn’t know there were pogo guys

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4 years

LA cops took cell phone pictures of the dead bodies of Kobe & his 8 year old daughter & showed them to women at bars to impress them. But yea reform ok

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4 years

Seems to me he worked for his nice car & u guys stole it

FBI Seattle

@FBISeattle

4 years

When you're a drug dealer, driving the nicest car in town doesn't help you keep a low profile! Congrats to our partners @BurienPD @KingcosoPIO and K9 Fury for getting this dealer off the streets.

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I became radicalized when I was in 4th grade & I took a science test & studied hard for it & ended up completely acing it but when I was done with the test I was bored & drew monsters in the margins of the paper & my teacher gave me a 90 out of 100 because of the monsters

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3 years

Bringing back saying “take a hike.” It’s so wildly dismissive without being vulgar. A classic

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2 years

Lmao

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3 years

Self reflection is key🙏

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4 years

Hysterical! When my wife miscarried & almost died from an ectopic pregnancy the ER doctor didn’t see anything wrong at first and thought she was a drug seeker and shouted at her that he wasn’t giving her anything for the pain before storming out of the room! Funny video

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Justin🦩Boldaji

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26 days

Unironically yes experiencing a rare cosmic phenomenon is one of the most important things you can do in life

Shaney Boy

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28 days

A Southwest flight attendant asked this plane full of folks to raise their hand if they was flying into Little Rock to watch the eclipse…. WTF is wrong with people??? Is this the most important thing they can find to do in life?

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3 years

Looks like he successfully enforced it

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3 years

Employees at Lake City Ace Hardware in Seattle tried to enforce the mask mandate with a bat.

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4 years

These pictures are deeply satanic

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1 year

non aesthetic things

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1 year

High school in 2002 looked so chill

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2 months

Imagine running for your life on 9/11 next to Mr Peanut

Coldplay Hater

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2 months

This was literally 10 minutes before the first plane hit the north tower on 9/11. There’s someone out there who witnessed 9/11 through the eyeholes of a Mr. Peanut costume.

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2 years

You left out the first part where his incestuous father owned a blood emerald mine

Jon Erlichman

@JonErlichman

2 years

Elon Musk’s journey: Age 51: buys Twitter, becomes CEO Age 45: starts Boring Co Age 45: starts Neuralink Age 44: starts OpenAI Age 32: invests in Tesla Age 30: starts SpaceX Age 28: starts X (becomes PayPal) Age 24: starts Zip2 (sold to Compaq) Age 19: sells PC’s in college dorm

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4 years

Me & my wife walking away from the self checkout after ringing up filet mignon as bananas

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4 years

When they forget to add any dipping sauce for the nuggets

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3 years

Yesss my wife showed me her tits

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2 years

This is so fuckin funny, this is the I5 Union street exit to downtown Seattle & someone set up a camera in their apartment window to record all the people who come in a little too hot off the freeway

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3 years

My daughter’s in her 1st grade zoom class & theyre learning about MLK & the teacher said “not everyone agreed with MLK & that’s why someone unfortunately killed him” & I shouted across the room “that’s why the *American government* killed him” & I didn’t realize she was unmuted😅

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11 months

A porn ad gave me a good reaction image for lots of twitter users

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11 months

Finding out the blink 182 submarine stepson was jailed for making death threats to various female rave DJs & im at about the limit of information I can take in on this news story

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2 years

Giger’s tombstone fuckin rules

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1 year

Gradually noticing horribly disfigured AI fingers on all my family members in old childhood photos

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2 months

It’s funny to think that dinosaurs came before grass. There just was no grass back then

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CNN

@CNN

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After five months of competition, the crews of the round-the-world Ocean Race are getting set for the seventh and final leg of this year's challenge

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6 months

Just give me the gist of what happened in the headline I’m very busy

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9 months

Who does? Steal what? What the fuck are you talking about

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3 months

They were 100% either blessed or cursed by a forest god

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6 months

Thank you, Brazilian Minnesota Timberwolves account

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4 years

My mom fell & broke her hip yesterday & last night she was trying find out if she needed to transfer hospitals bc they were waiting to hear back from her insurance company. Until they heard back they wouldn’t give her a room or pain meds. Bernie 2020 fuck anyone who disagrees

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1 year

Imo he intervened with what was clearly the will of god

CBS News

@CBSNews

1 year

A Florida teen rescued a 7-year-old little leaguer from a dust devil that suddenly appeared.

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2 months

Trust fund bullshit

Science girl

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2 months

Pendulum art 📹 callenschaub

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@justinboldaji

8 months

I can get this down to 40-50 bucks at the self checkout

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@ryanflorence

8 months

I present: $100 of groceries.

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@justinboldaji

3 years

It will never not be screamingly funny to me that some guys achieve the unfathomable little kid dream of being paid handsomely to play video games but the only caveat is that you can’t say slurs publicly & they manage to completely fuck that up

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1 year

How have they not made a clear iPhone so I can see the chips inside. The early 2000s really understood that we all wanted to see inside our devices

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2 months

Gonna suck to see a nearly 60 year old Tyson get rocked by an insufferable YouTuber but I feel like Mike’s genuine, primal insanity will always have a legitimate shot no matter the age gap

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3 years

Free this queen!!!!

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1 year

She clearly ordered the cake to draw attention to the fact that it was her birthday, clout seeking shit tbh

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2 years

Aragorn saying to Legolas “what do your elf eyes see” feels a little racist. Just ask him if he sees anything

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2 years

Not sure what I expected the Oakley’s sunglasses company headquarters to look like but it wasn’t this

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9 months

This looks like we’re peering into a nicer & more Caribbean universe

Latest in space

@latestinspace

9 months

NEWS 🚨: NASA's James Webb telescope has just dropped a new image of the famous Ring Nebula

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3 years

Unbelievable. Landlord just unlocked & opened my front door & walked right in without advanced notification complaining about the smell & when i yelled at them to leave i realized they couldn’t hear me & that I’ve been dead for quite some time😤

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1 year

My 9 yr old who is pretty strict about us using he/him pronouns has lately been bummed about the need to start wearing a bra but I explained the Seinfeld episode where Kramer & Frank create a bra for men & now we just call it a “bro” around the house & he’s not as adverse to it😊

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3 years

Lmfao this lady on naked & afraid shit herself & then dunked her ass in a small pond & then when they came back the next day all the fish in the pond were dead. How could you live with the fact that that was aired on television

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5 months

The moment a middle eastern person tells a liberal they’re not going to vote for Biden

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1 year

Still chewing over Elon’s sink bit in my mind. One of the single worst high-profile attempts at being funny I’ve ever seen

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Rewatching Nathan For You and I forgot how much the theater manager with the no popcorn sharing policy looked like a Latino Kyle Rittenhouse

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2 years

This is one of the funniest images I’ve ever seen

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1 year

Just realized the tree navis are blue & the sea navis are teal. James Cameron’s done it again folks

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3 years

Lol the tweet vs how it’s reported

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3 years

The guy fuckin rules his entire tik tok is just videos of him splitting gigantic boulders in half

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3 months

George Lucas was coldblooded for this one

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1 year

The entire movie is a series of oil paintings but this particular shot from Barry Lyndon is ridiculous, doesn’t feel real at all

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10 months

Crying like you won the lottery because you aren’t legally recognized as a coward, just universally recognized as one. Big win

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3 years

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Borscht the T is silent

@InternetHippo

3 years

Has anyone done a cartoon yet where it's vaccine 9/11 and the planes are syringes and the towers are arms

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2 months

This shot in Asteroid City made me gasp

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2 years

Who’s fuckin kid was this. just shitting on accomplished paleontologists

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3 years

Bro I’m begging you to dip the roller again

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1 year

Shout out to this guy who casually told his boss his religion was bullshit

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11 months

avi 🐀🔆

@ratbitebaby

11 months

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

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1 year

Not only does Mike forget he’s not playing with a toddler he tries repeatedly to nibble his ear. A+ no notes

Hotboxin' with Mike Tyson

@hotboxinpodcast

1 year

Hasbulla got hands 🥊 #Hasbulla #MikeTyson

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3 years

Once after a breakup in 2005 I was forcibly removed from a public bus by transit authority at 3 AM because I was hammered drunk & playing a 10 second MIDI of Aerith’s theme from FF7 at full volume on my flip phone over & over and sobbing uncontrollably

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They just kind of wander around eating snacks all day

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2 years

Huh I guess the pandemic is still ongoing. That’ll be 48 thousand dollars please

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3 years

Dude in the drive jacket at Walgreens. I had never actually seen this in real life

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3 years

No we dont

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Lmao my daughter is on a kindergarten class Zoom call & there’s a dad in the background of one who doesn’t know he’s unmuted shouting about his divorce

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4 years

Funny as hell that kamala Harris’ Marxist dad hates her

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3 years

Lmao looking directly at the judge & never breaking eye contact “hey remember that ~other~ judge who’s son was assassinated in cold blood in the comfort of his own home? That shit was crazy! aaanyway”

New York Post

@nypost

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Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers oddly reference NJ judge's slain son in bail bid

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2 years

There’s a group of elephants in Africa that visits the same series of caves in an extinct volcano rich in salt & over time they’ve deepened the caves by continuously chiseling off salt deposits with their tusks. Mining elephants 🐘⛏👍

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1 year

Since he’s back in the news a quick reminder of James Cameron’s reasoning for making the unfeeling T-1000 a cop in Terminator 2

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5 months

The mid 2000s are so back folks

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1 year

“The animation is "dated" by some completely arbitrary standards”

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One of my favorite musical sub-genres is “unclear if talking about sexual partner or heroin”

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4 months

Never would’ve thought you could just swat the White House lmao

Betsy Klein

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4 months

Another troubling, dangerous swatting incident this AM: A caller falsely told 911 that the White House was on fire and someone was trapped inside. A significant emergency response w/ multiple @dcfireems units dispatched in the 7a hour before it was determined to be a false alarm

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4 years

Kurt Vonnegut on bein a dude 🎯💯

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4 years

Straight up I hope she’s dead now

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2 years

This is beautiful & inspiring

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My guy had an absolutely phenomenal 90s run

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3 years

Oft overlooked classic

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My 3 year old’s current favorite movie is the 1973 French animated sci-fi classic Fantastic Planet

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2 years

My dad just sent me this lol

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8 months

This looks like the worst movie ever made

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10 months

That drawing is good as hell, posting it in an attempt to clown on it is incredible loser shit

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Y’ALL 😭😭😭😭

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4 different articles I’ve read about this & not one has mentioned that he was a climate change activist. Probably a coincidence

NBC News

@NBCNews

2 years

A Colorado man who set himself on fire in front of the U.S. Supreme Court on Friday has died from his injuries, police say.

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This was season 7

Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline

1 year

heart-rending. can no longer enjoy Lisa Simpson knowing she is a Zionist

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4 years

This graphic is horrifying

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2 years

I feel like this is what people say before they murder their entire family

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Dune 2 is about the dangers of gassing up a rich white boy

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3 years

If you have a million dollars or more & don’t just hang out all day you’re a fucking idiot

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I realized just how evil capitalism was when all the major theater chains switched over to standard receipt paper for your movie tickets

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Zootopia starts with a rabbit telling it’s parents it wants to be a cop to “make the world a better place” & as a funny moment her dad says that if she wants to change the world she should try being a carrot farmer & it’s like, yea, absolutely. What’s the joke here asshole

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Sagan’s quote was about taking care of the earth because it’s our home & this drooling moron said wellllllll akshualllyly

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Elon #Musk channels Dr. Carl #Sagan famous saying about the Pale Blue Dot

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