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Did this comic a while ago
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(getting fucked in the ass) aaaand he's right behind me isn't he
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They should get speakers to project a booming liquid squelching noise every time the eye blinks
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The Wynn Golf Club is one of the most expensive public-access courses in the country ($600+). And now you must stare at a 366-foot tall and 516-foot wide fake eyeball while you play. They can’t be happy about that.
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You can tell Rowling didn't initially intend for Dumbledore to be gay otherwise she would have named him something like Fagworth Limpwristicus
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This will be my legacy
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On this day one year ago, @hausofdecline posted the following comic.
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Western horror - it's blood guy! Japanese horror - have you ever thought about how fucked up triangles are?
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Here's some of my favourite comics I did from last year
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Biden: You tricked me! I didn't want to pardon you, man! Trump, dressed as big turkey: it's too late Sleepy Joe. You already made the deal!
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Lol. Lmao
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I am NOT Trans I am merely JEALOUS of BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
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This is my favourite tweet
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Elden Ring DLC came out. Might as well repost.
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Every man secretly believes they can win any fight if they just go "berserker mode"
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There should be a show about an Autistic guy who's just a really chill dude and he fucks
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It's funny that the AI made Mona Lisa cunty, but it's VERY funny that it also made Da Vinci cunty
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Role reversal. This is Mona Lisa painting a portrait of Leonardo da Vinci.
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-Give it to me straight, doc -you have 6 months to live -give it to me gay, doc -it's giving six months
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Behold, the greatest character design of all time. I am not joking.
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I am coming out as Trans. Tired of being secretive about it. Didn't really want to make a comic or post about it, but long audio format actually is optimal for saying what I want to say in the way I want to say it, so here you go... a freakin' podcast.
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!! New Episode from Haus of Decline !! I'm Trans Listen Here
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Shinji, you must pilot the Eva or Bolsonaro will have to do it again
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Honey, wake up. New Bolsonaro at the hospital pic just dropped and we still have time to joke about it before the nazis start playing the victim all over the memes.
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Unlocking some Patreon comics over the next few days
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I like Valentine's. It's cute. But I also think there should be a day dedicated to seething hatred.
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It finally happened. Someone got ratioed so hard they got arrested.
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Been going to therapy. I'm still a huge asshole but I use the word "boundaries" a lot more
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Well this is one historical assassination Shinzo Abe can't deny
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Bringing fujoshi sister to local gay bar and she's so excited but it's bear night so she starts crying and throwing up
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Thought I would make a thread of my nice positive comics, if people are curious as to what I actually believe:
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Sucking dick to completion then second health bar appears above the dick and bombastic music starts playing
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-OK who should the street fighter from Russia be? - A hairy guy who wrestles bears? - perfect. Perfect. How about India? - stretchy yoga mystic? - fantastic. And Brazil? - how about a feral demi-human? Just a complete troglodyte - I see no problem with that
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(Submarine people rescued) wow, I'm glad that's over. What did people say about us when we were down there? I'm sure it was respectful
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Releasing some Patreon comics.
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Haha this person who is self-evidently mentally ill to an extreme degree sure is funny online. We started a whole meme ecosystem around them! Hope they don't do anything fucked up!
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I like Dante's Inferno because I always liked the idea that Hell is a place you can walk to and it's in Italy
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Adolf Twinkler is like a Venture Bros. Character
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Some dude got called out on tiktok for wearing a third reich medal and in response he made a video coming out as the literal reincarnation of hitler in front of his squishmallows, you cannot make this shit up
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Whoever guessed that the feeling I was describing when I initially posted this comic was 'Gender Dysphoria', you are good diagnosticians.
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