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Go down any road far enough and you'll come to a slaughterhouse, but keep going and you'll reach the sea. healthcare newsletter:

Milwaukee, WI

https://t.co/x6L9KCwOpu

Joined May 2008

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

14 days

Milwaukee: Film Fatale is back! MAY 15, we're showing BRANDED TO KILL; a completely deranged noir masterpiece. Come for the movie, stay for... the smell of boiling rice? What the heck... Once more we're at THE BRICK HOUSE. What an incredible opportunity! • MAY 15 • DOORS @ 7

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8 months

My friend/kidney recipient is doing very well, but noticed she was going to the bathroom at night a lot. She asked her doctors, and it turns out her new kidney is still operating on *my* schedule. How does that even work????? Bio-memory????

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7 months

I miss these ladies, the vaccine-shaker ladies. Hard bit to keep up. A memento from a better time

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it was an emergency TEST and now I’m in the emergency ROOM! Coincidence???????

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5 months

we've seen this exact same study over and over and over and over and over again. At some point the "demand for further research" is a method by which ruling bodies decline to govern

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Researchers gave homeless people $750 per month for a year, no questions asked. The recipients spent the money on food, housing, transportation, clothing, and health care. And after six months, only 12% of those who received funds were still homeless.

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guy on r/boots has the most freakish gait i've ever seen

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9 months

saw this on facebook and it feels really important

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6 months

my dad believes the ultimate status symbol a person can have is the size of their TV

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R/boots identifies the boot model that slashed a poster’s car

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3 months

baptisms before going out to 'hunt' migrants at the border... Judge Holden ass country. Christofascism is real

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Oliya Scootercaster 🛴

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"Christ is king!" shouts a man after getting baptised at "God's Army" #borderconvoy he US Mexico border rally in Quemado Texas

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1 year

i need someone, anyone, the next time Elon says he works 20 hours a day 363 days a year, to ask him how he got a level 121 character in Elden Ring

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8 months

Another cool thing about kidney donation is that the removed kidney has a sort of 'present absence' and now I'm aware of the position of my internal organs and can feel them moving around.

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7 months

Remember when Domino's had an ad campaign that was like "hey, you guys were right, our pizza sucks. But it's good now" and then it, like, got a lot better? That's the only example of "corporate responsibility" I can think of.

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5 months

And you’re paying for the train. And you’re paying for the conductor to teach cops in your city. And the people who you elected to allocate the suffering in your town, state, country salute the train in unison. And they call you an anti-Semite if you say “the train is bad.”

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Entering month 3. It's horrible.

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2 months

ALIEN: This... "Miller High Life", you said?—has been delicious. I have enjoyed consuming your planet's beverages. However, it appears the bottle is empty. What is the Earthling custom in this situation? ME: You're not gonna believe this

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9 months

I used to work with the guy who voiced Atlas, the main antagonist and primary voice actor, in Bioshock, a series that went on to sell 41 million copies. He was a serious actor in his 40s who was working a total grunt job with 21-y/o me because voice acting doesn't pay the rent.

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SAG-AFTRA announced that it will seek authorization for a second strike against the major video game companies.

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1 year

very cool website

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@AOC

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

1 year

FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility. It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread. I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

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8 days

does Gmail... no longer support exact-phrase search?????????????????????

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1 year

Every time I attend a wedding I try to get the DJ to play "The Monster Mash." One time I took the bride's phone and texted the DJ with it. Another time I claimed I was the bride's brother and that it was a really important in-joke between the couple. I'm batting .700

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11 months

this image has been on my computer for 3 years and i never get to post it but when i first saw it i laughed so hard my dog woke up

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30 days

I do not think I will be hiring the 1-star sword swallower

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7 months

Watched a guy on my last flight scroll through every photo on his phone—first of his kids, then of his wife, then of someone whom, by how prominently her vulva was featured, I assume is his mistress.

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3 months

These people are literally one hundred million times richer than I’ll ever be but at least I’m not wearing a “NFL” jacket or a fucking Bitcoin sweatshirt in the Nirvana font

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Shaun Newkirk

3 months

Jack Dorsey in the Beyonce and Jay-Z suite

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1 year

saw this photo of a Lower East Side apartment and thought "damn, that looks like it might be cheap, that's gotta be what, $2200 a month?" Then I checked and it was a photo from the Tenement Museum

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3 months

i've got some incredible news about "jobs"

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9 months

By god. He pulled it off.

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Kyle Gordon

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Planet of the Bass - Official Music Video (feat. Ms. Biljana Electronica)

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1 year

this goes hard as hell. this is the first baseball uniform you're *supposed* to do drugs in

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Front Office Sports

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The new alternate uniforms for the Nippon-Ham Fighters were designed by their manager — Tsuyoshi Shinjo.

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4 months

Can’t explain why but a Chiefs-Niners Super Bowl is an omen of a Trump victory in a November.

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2 months

I can't emphasize it enough: Healthcare prices are fake. Never, ever pay the first bill in full. Make a good-faith effort and call the provider to get on the record a request for a reduced bill. This was for an urgent care visit while I was uninsured: from $420 to $102.

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2 months

feel kinda bad for this guy. he made one joke once, it was pretty funny, and now he has a life where he has to make that same joke every single day

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@steamyporkbuns

Jail fossil fuel execs

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2 months

I’m sorry but people who treat Israel-Palestine as the deciding issue of the 2024 election are so fucking annoying. I get it if you’re literally Palestinian and/or personally affected but everyone else is such virtue signaling. Ukraine has ten times the casualties

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7 months

The pursuit of eternal growth is bad for several reasons but one of them is scope creep. Patreon didn't need a total brand refresh. Docusign doesn't need 8,000 employees. Mattress companies don't need weekly newsletters.

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2 months

I know it was entirely predictable etc. but the liberals' rapid slide from "Abolish ICE!" to "We just need to do *something* about the illegals" is really a punch in the gut

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10 months

once every two months Obama gets off his jetski to do an interview where he furrows his brow and says “damn check out all of these problems… you guys gotta chill out. Catch you next time” and then uses the Men in Black device on the interviewer so they forget the years 2008-2016

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Andy Ryan

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Happy birthday to Gene Hackman, the inventor of DNA editing

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2 months

Fucking insane. Big Ag actually made jalapeños less spicy—you’re not going nuts

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Here’s Why Jalapeño Peppers Are Less Spicy Than Ever

Throw out those bogus shopping tips about pepper size. Decades of deliberate planning created a less-hot jalapeño.

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1 year

when someone runs an experiment asking "what happens if you give people some money" the answer is, without fail, "their life gets better." No amount of research validating and re-validating this will ever be enough for the politicians who demand suffering as penance for poverty

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talmon joseph smith

1 year

new paper: the 2021 Child Tax Credit — which from July to Dec 2021 gave qualifying families up to $3,600 per child in auto monthly payments — not only appeared to “reduced child poverty by half” it also notably “improved the mental health of adults in the lowest-income families.”

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1 year

Watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit for the first time. This is… incredible??? How on earth did they make this. It’s a perfect execution of the insane idea of “noir in a world where cartoons are real.”

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3 months

I don’t think you can argue anything but that Chaya Raichik has blood on her hands.

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Libs of TikTok targeted a district, then a non-binary student dies after campus assault

According to the Max Planck Institute for the Study of Crime, Security, and Law: “stochastic terrorism involves ‘the use of mass media to provoke random acts of ideologically motivated violence...

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8 months

@dachipdestroyer Apparently Turkey (my kidney) began producing urine like the minute he was sewn in

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10 months

I normally abstain from Elonposting because, what can you say? But this kicker is amazing. This is a level of “graphic design is my passion” a high school sophomore would call trite

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6 months

Rashida Tlaib is legitimately the bravest politician in America right now and the Dem attack dogs circling around her are scum. A car thief has more integrity

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i might not speak about this particular topic my man

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Can we be real for a second: Nobody this good looking is attending a left-wing protest in the American state of Georgia The focus of the picture being a solid 8 should've been enough for leftoids to know this wasn't one of theirs

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10 months

i don't think AOC's "i was traumatized by jan 6" thing was an overreaction. while most of the dorks there were ineffectual geriatrics and boat dealers, some dead-eyed people wanted to do some horrible things, and it just takes one psycho. plus Charlottesville in the rear mirror

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justice for #WinRozario 🇵🇸

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a tiktok account dedicated to worshipping judy hopps (the bunny cop from zootopia) just IDed a january 6th protestor on a conservative dating app who admitted to bringing a hacksaw to murder AOC/biden

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9 months

It's pretty disgusting to get on here and watch Elon Musk start to have what's obviously a potentially severe mental health episode. I wish there were something I could do, like park outside his house at night honk; scatter his mail on the lawn; glare at him in parking lots; etc

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1) yes; "universal healthcare" means "universal healthcare" means there is no "deservingness" test for someone's right to live 2) every time you make an exception to the universality of "universal healthcare" you are creating a gap some "innocent" person will fall into.

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@WivesGuy @crulge If a drunk driver is in a crash and needs surgery should his medical bills be waved?

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ok bluesky is good

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1 year

SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: I Gave A Bunch Of Mentally Unstable People Unlimited Ammo While They Slid Toward Dementia

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@BrianK417 No like I'm a night owl and usually have a couple beers every night so a large amount of my urination happens/tended to happen late at night and somehow the kidney "remembers"?????

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11 months

has anyone considered that nikola jokic might just have severe depression

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11 months

Elon going after the guy who invented the no-patent Covid vaccine is pretty cool! Maybe he’ll call him a pedo too

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ALIEN: Thank you, Earthling, but I must decline your offer of this "American Spirit," as it would damage my eight alien lungs and shorten my extraterrestrial lifespan by twenty space-years. [two beers later] May I please procure one of your "American Spirits"

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ALIEN: This was—hic—a productive research trip. I believe I will pilot our ship more efficiently than usual. ALIEN 2: We will be traveling at 600 million Earth-miles per hour. How many "High Lifes" did you consume? ALIEN: [fumbling with ipod] This song is called "Stranglehold"

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i feel dizzy

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1 year

@elonmusk Hey dude you just cried in a Twitter space

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6 months

thinking about the legendary “I am a bisexual woman with mental health issues” hand gesture

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watch to die instantly

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8 months

At 8:00 this morning I gave my left kidney to my friend Laura. It was pretty chill, all things considered. The kidney took and is working well and Laura is going to be all right. I am doing good too. I love you and thank you for reading my posts

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I’m not a “let’s do Civil War 2” guy but if you’re the president you probably gotta swing the biggest hammer you got at shit like this. Shoot some tear gas canisters into a crowd of fat red racists, etc.

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Glenn Youngkin

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Virginia stands with Texas. @GregAbbott_TX is doing the job Joe Biden and his border czar refuse to do to secure our border. The Biden administration has turned every state into a border state. We must stop the flow of fentanyl, save lives, and secure our southern border.

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1 year

LinkedIn is where the real posting happens

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immediately after posting a photo of stairs to elon musk—he was pushed down a flight in school for bullying a classmate about his father's suicide—I was logged out of my twitter account and had to reset my password. Huh

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@elonmusk @SenSchumer how's this make you feel player

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5 months

oh cool! hadn't thought about it like this before

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8 months

I don't like how easily therapyspeak has been bent into a seam ripper aimed at the social fabric

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different people are so different! i am fundamentally circus music brained and i like when people do this because I think it’s cute :)

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@annamerlan Tenderly, what the fuck

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1 year

There’s a twitter space right now where Elon’s lackey @jason is saying that the Elon jet account was putting children in danger. Which is funny because that guy knows a lot about flight data and endangered children

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this year i learned that you can get the most annoying guys on the site to block you outright if you reply to their posts with this image. for some reason this works while other kinds of hate just make them feel stronger

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If I think about this for more than a few seconds I start getting dizzy. 66% of American voters want a ceasefire! 80% of Dems! And yet—zero representation in the Senate; only nominal support in the House. I know, I get it, not a democracy, whatever, still—fucking insane

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Someone for a repost: About 7 years ago I found 65 Yelp reviews by an older woman in Texas, chronicling her marriage, divorce, rebound, breakup, health issues, job insecurity, turn to Buddhism—all 400 words long; every paragraph ending with "LOL!". It's a work of folk literature.

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this is several months old but it is absolutely essential that I share it with you

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9 months

happy labor day

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this is the face every single one of these guys makes whenever they post

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ALIEN 2: I don't understand. By expelling the Earth atmosphere from their lungs and replacing it with nitrous oxide, the Earthling deprives its brain of oxygen, which is essential for regular function. ALIEN: (very, very low voice) That's right

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@nothatsgood @dachipdestroyer Why, what’s your kidney named?

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Why are normal people supposed to be, like, concerned about China? I genuinely don't understand and haven't thought about it very much. So what if they become the dominant global economic power? Can't ride the America First gravy train forever.

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can't rag on anime too much because they invented a tv show where Dracula has a huge gun with "Jesus Christ is in Heaven now" etched on it

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If you’re going to try to write a hit piece about a poet who was martyred and whose work will be remembered, you gotta come with a CV a little stronger than this one.

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@tabletmag

Tablet Magazine

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"Alareer’s work, tenderly keening at its best and banal and formulaic at its average, relies on strained cultural and historical transpositions." On the intifada generation that sacrificed its poets, from @MaximDShrayer .

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@StuTheLimey When I was six I took a photo of my asshole because I wanted to see what it looked like and my dad got in trouble with the guy at Shopko

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Classic “gotcha” journalism from the anti-Semites at the New Yorker, who perpetuate hateful stereotypes of Israeli settlers as violent ethnonationalists by asking them questions and letting them reply freely

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@IChotiner

Isaac Chotiner

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New Interview: I talked to Daniella Weiss, a West Bank settler and activist, about how her religious views shape her view of the conflict, why she thinks human rights should not be considered universal, and her movement’s extreme plans for the region.

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average MBA program

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1 year

@TwitterSupport unlimited texting costs me like $40 a month, you guys can use my plan if you want to

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11 months

Medical debt is odious to me: other kinds of debt—mortgages, business loans, even student debt—assume parties enter the contract equally and (in theory) voluntarily; both believe they might profit. No such parity exists in medical debt—it is usury extracted from basic survival

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The special verb tense newspapers use to describe cops murdering people can also be deployed when someone murders a homeless person

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The New York Times

1 year

A 30-year-old man died on the subway on Monday after he was placed in a chokehold, the police said. Witnesses said the victim had been acting in a “hostile and erratic manner” toward passengers on the train when the other man, 24, moved to restrain him.

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

1 year

Every American outside the 1% knows someone who got scammed by a dentist. Maybe they took teeth out unnecessarily or something. We just kind of accept it—“ah, yeah, you gotta watch out for that.” This is a country full of scams.

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

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oh my god this shit is so BUSTED

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

1 year

My sister

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

3 months

2020–present has been a process of adding asterisks to this sign

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dylan saba

3 months

The “no human is illegal” to “get tough about border security” whiplash within the span of a couple years is truly breathtaking and the kind of thing that lets you know this ship is sinking 📉

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

2 months

I've never been as hopeful about America as I was when I heard "Are you willing to fight for someone you don't know as much as you're willing to fight for yourself?" Maybe I was naive, lost in the sauce, but it was worth it. Then I got my face rubbed in the mud for 4 years, oops!

@bern_identity

The BERN Identity

2 months

One thing I've noticed so far in this 2024 election. Not one candidate from any party nor independents has been able to host a rally that comes even remotely close to drawing in tens of thousands of people like #Bernie2016 and #Bernie2020 did. Those were some incredible times.

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

1 year

A nice thing about Elon is that lots of CEOs like to boast about how they work all the time but Elon proves that they're either lying or rubes

@elonmusk

Elon Musk

2 years

Elden Ring, experienced in its entirety, is the most beautiful art I have ever seen

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

5 months

This person is obviously an intentional philistine but I think that if you ever see a Rothko in person you immediately “get it.” I saw a Rothko at a Dallas museum during a depressive episode and was locked in place for ten or fifteen minutes.

@Culture_Crit

Culture Critic

5 months

Explain what this painting means and why it is good.

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

19 days

I think I missed a news cycle?

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

5 months

i mostly know Magritte as "the apple guy" but it turns out he fuckin rips

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

7 months

@NathanHound No. “Look what the vaccines did to me” shaking lady videos are a years-old phenomenon. This one is from at least a year ago

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

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@dril

goalie hunter

9 years

the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

1 year

@elonmusk dont you have a job

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

2 months

My favorite bar in Milwaukee, Mothership, is shutting down during the Republican National Convention because "fuck that noise." This rocks

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

10 months

On one hand, 4mil people lost Medicaid this year, the net worth of an average renter is $5700 while average 2BRs in cities go for $2k/mo, and food costs 20% more than in 2020. However, the poorest Americans make $17k/yr now instead of $15k/yr, so I don't see why they're so bitchy

@whstancil

Will Stancil

10 months

Biden is (mostly) a good president and the economy is (mostly) great, but the evidence suggests that PEOPLE THINK Biden is a bad president and the economy is bad. This raises the question of where people get their ideas about politics, because it sure isn’t objective observation.

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

9 months

Would you kindly pay your workers what they deserve

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

9 months

@TopicalRefer He did it once for me for my birthday

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

5 months

hang on let me google image search "palestinian child holding gun" in order to justify their kidnapping and torture. I believe I will see heaven by the way

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Yonatan E. 🍉🇮🇱🎗️🎻

5 months

@SaeedDiCaprio “Literally a child”

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust

5 months

Great photo Eve!

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