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Cooper Jackson

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5 years

pray 🙏🏼 dirty house 🏚 educated 📚 hoe 🚂 a job 💰 gold digger 🏗 clean pussy 😌 stink pussy 🤢 loyal 💍 5 kids 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 faithful 👼🏼 cheater 🖇

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4 years

No matter how many times I see "Forrest Gump" Jenny will never sit right with my spirit

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1 year

These two gonna end up going to war over that twink

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8 months

it was an emergency TEST and now I’m in the emergency ROOM! Coincidence???????

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2 years

“Mueller is gonna save us” “The Manhattan DA is gonna save us” “Merrick Garland is gonna save us” Nobody’s gonna do a goddamn thing—ever. That’s just the way it is.

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3 years

the influencers:

CNN Breaking News

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3 years

The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival and the Stagecoach Country Music Festival scheduled for April have been canceled under a new health officer order issued by Riverside County, California

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2 years

The two unopened Le Creuset dutch ovens sitting in their boxes in my pantry watching me order these mfs

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6 years

@Caitlyn_Jenner Girl you thought he would help your pocketbook and that's THAT on that.

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5 years

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5 years

Wendy Williams showing up with no community dick husband to worry about, no lovechildren to rear, and no mistresses to feed & house.

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2 years

The physical therapist writing her report: #my600lblife

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Cooper Jackson

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5 years

@SchmittRobSays Because in this house we stan Fall Queen Caitlin Covington and don't stan Shitty Pants G*n G*rl

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4 years

Pentagon: uhm so yeeeaa aliens exist me:

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3 years

@clairecmc Lifelong Missourian here— we miss you being Missouri’s voice each and every day❤️

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Cooper Jackson

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6 years

Craig and Naomie are trying to salvage this relationship like they have 3 kids, a mortgage, and a Chrysler Pacifica. They are far too young for this tomfoolery. #SouthernCharm

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Cooper Jackson

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3 years

Jared Leto said he’s gonna show y’all lil tik tok bitches how to arrive at an ÉVENT

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Cooper Jackson

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5 years

@secupp It's easier to just apologize and say you didn't watch the clip. You'll pull a muscle if you reach any harder.

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Cooper Jackson

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1 year

This season isn’t raggedy enough for me. I miss the era of people pissin’ in the floor and using a hose to bathe on the porch. #my600lblife

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Cooper Jackson

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6 years

Kendall Jenner, Vogue Magazine, April 2018 // "The Swing" by Jean- Honoré Fragonard, 1767 cc: @TabloidArtHist

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4 years

Listen, I don't wanna see another dirty ass fuckin house on this show. If Lonnie can be on his feet all day doin perms AND manage to keep a tidy home then the rest of 'em can pick up a Clorox wipe every once in a while. #my600lblife

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4 years

@thotpocket8 @LORAFRIMANEE "Mama you wanna babysit ByntLeigh n Jeighdyn while I run get some scratch-offs?"

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6 years

"So tell us about yourself?" me: "well on Wednesday nights I make an assortment of snacks and live-tweet 'My 600-lb Life'" #my600lblife

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Cooper Jackson

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5 years

Barack out here lookin hotter than donut grease. Michelle steppin out in thigh-high Balenciaga boots. We love to see our First Family thriving!

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Cooper Jackson

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3 years

It’s not an opinion—it’s a fact.

Exquisite Armantè

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3 years

What song in your opinion is 100% pop perfection?

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6 years

George went down to that raggedy ass roach motel to kill himself because he knew his daughter killed his granddaughter and that his wife was going to do everything she could to help her get away with it #CaseyAnthonyParents

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5 years

@TheEllenShow @KevinHart4real

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5 years

@SchmittRobSays A statement of FACTS

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5 years

Support your local public library!

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6 years

Cindy: "Casey and Caylee never spent the night away from home." Cindy, 10 minutes later: "well she's an adult so we weren't suspicious when we didn't see them for 31 days" #CaseyAnthonyParents

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5 years

@OhEmmeG

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3 years

Susan was serving in her poinsettia sweater. She put her festive foot DIRECTLY on Linda’s neck with this look. #ACSImpeachment

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1 year

“Been a while since we’ve been on a road trip” January 6th wasn’t THAT long ago #my600lblife

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5 years

Somebody marry Tinsley so she can shut the fuck up about it. #RHONY

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3 months

Whatever the fuck I want

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4 months

If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?

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11 months

“What qualities do you look for in a man?” Ariana Grande:

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5 years

Why was Spastic Jeanine Pirro wearing a fuckin Dance Moms leotard with illusion mesh sleeves?????

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5 years

@SchmittRobSays Twitter clownery and goofery 🤣

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3 years

Ivanka walking into the Ft. Lauderdale pawn shop to sell some White House china

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2 years

There’s a piece to this story that we’re not getting. I find the communal living, the homeschooling, and everybody having different daddies to be slightly suspect. #my600lblife

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4 years

y'all can keep the Cookie Crisp I'll be having the GOAT

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4 months

The behavior she’s exhibiting is METH-like…the meth JUMPED out

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4 months

Not Britney Spears dancing with a cigarette, she is so queenie for this 😭😭😭

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6 years

"And now here's (athlete) from (country) representing (different country) because (athlete) visited once for 3 hours during a layover." #OpeningCeremony

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2 years

@What46HasDone @JoshNBCNews §22-1321(f) of the DC Code:

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3 months

Sounds to me like the good lord didn’t take kindly to his crucifixion being exploited for profit

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3 years

not watching the VMAs because I don’t know who these tiktok kids and influencers are

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4 years

Pete: "heartland" Far-left cultists tweeting from New York and LA:

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3 years

Linda Tripp putting out her Virginia Slim Menthol 120 in a baked potato in a Limoges porcelain bowl...iconic #ACSImpeachment

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1 year

The Grim Reaper collecting two child abuse apologists within 12 hours:

Vatican News

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1 year

“With sorrow I inform you that the Pope Emeritus, Benedict XVI, passed away today at 9:34 in the Mater Ecclesiae Monastery in the Vatican. Further information will be provided as soon as possible.”

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1 year

me because I love witnessing mess that doesn’t have shit to do with me

La Coochie Versace

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1 year

I thought this was just drunk gays being cute but apparently the one with the black shirt just got married to the girl in the wedding dress trying to separate them and the one in the suit is his sidehole??? 😭😭 there’s LAYERS to this 😭😭

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2 years

the dietitian writing her report: #my600lblife

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Cooper Jackson

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5 years

"...and the bus just hit him." #my600lblife

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5 years

Julie Chen Moonves right now

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Cooper Jackson

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7 years

Ruby Rose is coming to STEAL YA MAN, WOMAN, YA MAN'S OTHER WOMAN, YOU #PeoplesChoice

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4 years

The government: "be prepared to stay inside and avoid society for weeks" me:

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4 years

If she doesn't take her ass to Walmart and get a set of Better Homes & Gardens sheets and sew him some new shorts. #my600lblife

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6 years

Cindy: "there must've been a stranger in our home who googled 'fool proof suffocation' on the day Caylee went missing. It definitely wasn't Casey." #CaseyAnthonyParents

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5 years

me quitting the track team when the coach wouldn't let me at mozzarella sticks before practice

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5 years

Haters please feel free to FUCK THE FUCK OFF!

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@CharlieDeMar @cbschicago

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5 years

I knew we were in for a wild ride when she turned on that air conditioner with a back scratcher from the Dollar Tree #my600lblife

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2 years

corporations at 12:01 a.m.

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4 years

Let me tell ya somethin, mama's fat ass would make me out to be the bad guy exactly one time #my600lblife

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6 years

"How you feeling" well Doc a team of grown ass burly men had to wheel me in here like a fuckin Whirlpool refrigerator so #my600lblife

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Cooper Jackson

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1 year

Happy Gary Plauché Day to all who celebrate 👑

RetroNewsNow

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1 year

On March 16, 1984, Gary Plauché shot and killed his 12-year-old son’s sexual abuser, Jeff Doucet, while walking through Baton Rouge Metropolitan Airport in Louisiana. The shooting was captured on camera by a local television station

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5 years

God, the bus, and Newton's First Law of Motion coming for Kelly's rapist #my600lblife

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5 years

Dr. Now billing the insurance company $4,000 to tell Destinee she had gas #my600lblife

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Cooper Jackson

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3 months

First of all lower your fuckin tone when you’re speaking to me

Pop Crave

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3 months

Kate Middleton’s team issues statement to Page Six amid online speculation on her whereabouts: “Kensington Palace made it clear in January the timelines of the Princess’ recovery and we’d only be providing significant updates. That guidance stands.”

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6 years

People who don't want anything to do with sassygayrepublican: •gays •republicans •twitter •his biological parents

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3 years

Not Tori going to Plato’s Closet and buying one of Khloé’s old faces! Good for her!

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3 years

Tori Spelling looks unrecognizable during night out

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6 years

Once Tamy gets her lymphedema removed it's over for you bitches #my600lblife

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5 years

@NyleDiMarco

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3 years

Like her big ass is in any position to judge someone’s eating habits #my600lblife

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6 years

Shannon, my dear Shannon, do you know what we call moms who don't put their daughter on birth control when they explicitly ask to be put on birth control? Grandma. We call them Grandma. #RHOC

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6 years

@BusyPhilipps @TheAcademy @IssaRae @SarahKSilverman @aliwong @iamsambee @robinthede @UnapologeticAMC Don't forget Taraji P. Henson! I think she'd be wonderful

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4 years

"I was a counselor specializing in addiction." Dr. Now: #my600lblife

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1 year

Mama said “I’ve seen this show and he’s not about to come at me for being an enabler…my fibromyalgia is flarin’ up” #my600lblife

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6 years

Victoria Higgins is the 2018 version of that astronaut lady who drove across the country *IN A DIAPER* and tried to kidnap the girlfriend of the guy she was obsessed with at the Orlando airport

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7 months

@StopAntisemites Here you go: note the watch

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5 years

@mkraju

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3 years

Jen O’Malley Dillon: “fuckers” Jonathan Swan & Hans Nichols:

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3 years

me on my way home from TJMaxx wondering if I got coronavirus when I pulled my mask down for .75 seconds to smell a candle

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6 years

Yes, I made the infamous tater tot casserole for tonight 🤣 #my600lblife

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4 years

Eatin snickerdoodle cookies in bed...just ROLLIN around in cinnamon and sugar like a big fuckin churro. #my600lblife

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3 years

me browsing #TraitorsGettingFired

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3 years

He doesn’t need a therapist he needs a divorce. #my600lblife

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4 years

states: WE ARE READY FOR OUR GRAND REOPE— Miss Rona:

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3 years

let freedom ring!

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3 years

Caleb Wallace is the organizer of the Texas anti-mask "Freedom Rally", an event meant to protest “govt being in control of our lives.” This week the hospital told his wife they've run out of options for him and asked if she'd consent to a "do not resuscitate". He's got COVID.

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5 years

I saw puppy pads. But no puppies. #my600lblife

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6 years

"and Ashley how are you?" "Well I'm scared shitless that I have to raise my children with a man who had an emotional breakdown over being given sound medical advice by his physician but other than that I'm doing great." #my600lblife

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5 years

Mom is like "motherfucker I'm just the CHAPERONE" #my600lblife

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3 years

The “mom that fights at tee ball games” starter pack

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3 years

idk if I talked my neighbor into getting vaccinated or scared my neighbor into getting vaccinated but either way I’m adding Community Public Health Coordinator to my resume

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Cooper Jackson

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5 years

Dr. Younan Nowzaradan once said...

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4 years

Looordt she wore the coochie smooth outta those pants #my600lblife

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5 years

@cnnbrk

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3 years

“They’re gonna call me a hero” Them: #ACSImpeachment

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8 months

You need an orthodontist. You need a nose job. A little Ozempic wouldn’t hurt. The dry shampoo isn’t cutting it. I’ll give you a quarter so you can go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. And your name sounds like a rash requiring prompt treatment with Cipro.