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@xienarchy
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Bruh never buying stuff from Pakistan again ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Till death do us apart? No Fi duniya wal akira
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Girls never admit to liking you, they just start talking to you everyday
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treating people right is better than posting Quran verses everyday that you donโ€™t even practice.
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If you start liking someone just block them fr
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If youโ€™re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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Me and the girl thatโ€™s on the other side of the map
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@xienarchy
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Alhamdulillah if it comes, Alhamdulillah if it goes
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โ€œYouโ€™ve got nice eyesโ€ thanks our kids can have it too
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Talking stage? Nah, letโ€™s get married and talk at home
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pretty girls are everywhere but a woman that genuinely loves you and prays for your success is rare.
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Men actually love providing, you just gotta be HER
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What if sheโ€™s bald under her hijab? Then what
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If sheโ€™s got an A in her name, sheโ€™s crazy Donโ€™t even get me started if sheโ€™s got two As
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Girls be doing all that FBI research just to cry and stay
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I wasnโ€™t stalking you, I was educating myself on your lore so Iโ€™d understand you better, chill
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My talking stage : Hello, Iโ€™d like to marry you.
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Talking stage? nah, youโ€™re mine as soon as I send that first text
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โ€œDo men stillโ€ฆ.โ€ Yeah we do, your man just donโ€™t like you.
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Listener husband ๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ yapper wife
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Vaping is so gay, you walk past a group of mfs looking all gangsta but they smell like strawberry muffins
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itโ€™s so easy to trigger yall nowadays, itโ€™s just a simple question lmao
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You call it overthinking, I call it predicting the future
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the badder the eyesight, the badder the girl
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Talking stage? You mine as soon as we start talking tf
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Pretty girls always depressed like wtf are yโ€™all going thru?
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I hold my breath around other women cus I donโ€™t wanna upset my future wife
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Lust expires, Get yourself a woman thatโ€™ll pray for you.
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You want fast replies? Just start arguing with em
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Tried breaking up with her She choked me out and told me to say sorry
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Her wardrobe gonna be full of Abayas of her choice
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@xienarchy
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@helldivers2 The game keeps crashing after this patch wtf
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I knew I was toxic when I got jealous during the talking stage
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Tf is a talking stage? Youโ€™re mine as soon as we start talking
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Nah I get jealous real quick
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โ€œwhatโ€™s so special bout her?โ€ she brought me closer to God.
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what if my future wife is sending her Eid fit pics to sum other dude rn? ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
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Tf is โ€œliked your storyโ€ just tell me youโ€™re in love with me
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This could be us
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โ€œIf you donโ€™t wanna be with me, you can walk out the door and leaveโ€
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โ€œDo you have a type?โ€ Yeah the type that donโ€™t waste my time
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If sheโ€™s got a nose ring/piercing or wears glasses ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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โ€œLiked your tweetโ€ why not like me instead bro
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The older I get the more I understand why deers run in front of a car
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Can tell sheโ€™s pretty by just looking at her eyes
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โ€œAre you okay?โ€ Absolutely not but at least Iโ€™m funny
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If it makes you happy, keep it private.
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Deleting me from social media is cool, but adding me again? Respect yourself
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Girls will block you and then proceed to stalk you from their alts
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Being toxic isnโ€™t โ€œcuteโ€. Grow tf up and learn how to love correctly
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Itโ€™s impossible to argue with a woman, even if youโ€™re right, you have to just admit that itโ€™s your fault ๐Ÿ™„
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Got a news from my mum that I lost my grandma, may Allah bless her soul.
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Just a reminder : No girl wants to hear bout another girl.
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How can you survive on one meal a day? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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youโ€™re stressing over someone who doesnโ€™t even care if you exist. Do better
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say it with chest or stfu ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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real men know that one girl is enough.
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Every time I gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over
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Turning everything into an argument
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โ€œIโ€™m just a girlโ€ (the worst girl youโ€™re ever gonna meet)
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@lizzbrojjj Iโ€™m not even 25
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Last time I gave a fuck, that same fuck, fucked me over
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I canโ€™t take a hint, imma keep playing dumb until you say it with chest
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Learnt sumn in Bengali Amee shundor fao balafai
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Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the coolest table in a cafeteria at a mental asylum
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Goodnight to her only, the rest of yโ€™all can have nightmares
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Being an Indian makes me wanna kms every day
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@tann211_ Lil Uzi wannabe
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Sending someone on twitter ur marriage CVs is crazy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Getting called a liar when youโ€™re actually telling the truth, has to be the most frustrating thing in the world.
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โ€œYouโ€™re so quietโ€ you want me to bark or sumn
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โ€œliked your tweetโ€ so when can I speak to your dad?
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Peeling oranges? Iโ€™d light a million in cash on fire to keep her warm.
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you donโ€™t gotta change yourself for someone to like you.
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Flowers die, imma give you a baby instead
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your eyes pretty like the moon
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2015 : Christian 2016 : Christian 2017 : Christian 2018 : Christian 2019 : Christian 2020 : Christian 2021 : Christian 2022 : Christian 2023 : Muslim Alhamdulillah
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2015 : Catholic, slowly agnostic 2016 : Atheist 2017 : Atheist 2018 : Atheist 2019 : Sunni Muslim 2020 : Shia Muslim 2021 : Shia Muslim 2022 : Shia Muslim 2023: Shia Muslim
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I gave a fuck once and it was terrible
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If her Bluetooth history like this wyd?
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If you got a problem with me thatโ€™s crazy cus I donโ€™t care
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Wearing an all black outfit is too addictive
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birth certificates are so pointless idk why I gotta prove that I was born??? Iโ€™m literally right here
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If she ainโ€™t like this, ion want it ๐Ÿ˜ช
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Good luck sending mixed signals, I donโ€™t even understand direct ones
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tryna get rich and disappear with wifey
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I hate liking someone cus I start losing my fucking mind
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View from my $10M apartment tonight
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In other words heโ€™s weak
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If she over 55kg she ainโ€™t the one bro
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this gon be my 2nd Ramadan
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How tf yโ€™all finding the love of your life, 5 times a year
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I like when sheโ€™s shy at first and then turns into a lil weirdo
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Before you send that risky text imagine how it would look as a screenshot sent to their gc
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Before you dm them, think about how it would look as a screenshot sent to their group chat.
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youโ€™re someoneโ€™s reason to smile
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โ€œIf you need me just call meโ€
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You be enjoying your life to the fullest and then here comes a Pakistani woman
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We wanted to be adults so bad, now look at us
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When my wife dies Iโ€™m gonna kill myself cus I ainโ€™t walking this earth without her
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I fall in love within 5 seconds of texting, sorry
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