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chris evans

@chris_notcapn

2 years

…Hello?

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LMAO. Y’all will really do anything except pay people more money.

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Whatever they’re paying him, it’s not enough 🤣

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Andy said AHT AHT. Not on Venus and Serenas’s internet

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NOT BOO HOO 😩💀

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Conor and his grey polo understood the assignment 😆

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Angela Bassett has inked a new deal paying her $450,000 an episode for FOX drama 9-1-1. It marks the highest salary a black woman has ever made on broadcast television.

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Omg. WTF is happening? And how did this dude stay so calm?

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. @KamalaHarris to a little black girl: “You always hold that chin up.”

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“I just got $1400 in my account! My unemployment was extended. I received rent relief for the back pay I owe my landlord. I have an appointment to get the vaccine next week!” “......But did you hear Biden traveled three times to Delaware?”

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Republicans are running policy-free campaigns that are literally about nothing but race and culture wars. And it's working.

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Did he lie about Caitlyn Jenner?

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Colon cancer is on the rise, particularly in young Black men, but most health insurers won’t cover a colonoscopy unless you’re over the age of 45. Chadwick Boseman died at 43.

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Y’all wanna see a dead body? 😳

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Confused. Who’s forcing him to learn any languages? It’s amazing how many white Americans are so triggered by literally just having to HEAR languages they don’t know.

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This is how evil the gay community can be.

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NEW: White supremacist Richard Spencer says his life is in shambles. His wife left him, he’s a social outcast, he goes on trial next month for his role in Charlottesville and cannot afford a lawyer.

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Not the Dominos late night shift being lit 🔥

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F***ING DEAD 💀

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This is great advice for everyone but especially Black people at the doctor

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DID SHE LIE?!

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A black woman officer Cariol Horne stopped a white officer from choking a black 15 year old. She was fired for it and denied her pension. Today a court ordered she must receive her full pension.

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A Black family of veterans with small children moved into a new house in Virginia Beach. Their neighbor installed motion sensors that trigger cameras and lights pointed at THEIR driveway. This is the audio that plays whenever they go in or out of their home.

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My heart. 😭

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NEW: The Crumbleys paid out of pocket for their own private attorney, but their son -- the shooter -- has a court-appointed lawyer defending him

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96% of practicing physicians are vaccinated for COVID-19 Less than 50% of nurses are.

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Isn’t it interesting how much restraint police had during the Capitol Riots compared to routine traffic stops with black people?

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And THAT’s the real tea.

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Can we finally admit that #BlueLivesMatter was never about being pro-police but actually about trying to silence black people speaking up about racism?

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Please help me understand what I just watched. 'Cause I'm speechless.

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She was delivering hair extensions to her customer and Karen decides to harass her and tell her it looks like a drug deal. Don't white women have any of their own business to mind? DAMN. 😒

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Not this King having a full on social justice argument and not missing a beat in his game. Where’s his Christmas list Mom?

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This 12-year-old boy calls out homophobia while playing video games and it's amazing

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She really thought she was going to give a TED talk mid flight

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I truly have no words.

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Not my mother dragging me like this 😩

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All he did was ask the officer's name

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I really can't get over the overwhelming ignorance and white privilege it takes for you to honestly think that of the thousands of Black and Indigenous missing women out there, they don't get coverage because "their families haven't contacted the news"

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. @JulianCastro snatched Meghan McCain's wig and tossed it into the dumpster.

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Joy Behar’s reaction to Meghan leaving The View truly just sent me into oblivion 😆💀😩 ⚰️

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Holy shit. A new HIV vaccine with a 97% antibody response rate in phase I human trials. It is based on the Moderna's COVID vaccine.

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John Michael Eskildsen, 47, is the neighbor.

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Y'all wanna see a dead body?

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Some people just don’t want to have children. And there’s nothing wrong with them. Take a deep breath and mind your business.

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My favorite part is the white supremacists testing him to see if he’s one of them and he “failed miserably”

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@ImOnlyCam_ @IncandescentEYE I’m confused. Straight men actually care about the shoes strippers be wearing?

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Sonequa Martin-Green pays tribute to Whoopi #StarTrek

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Wait — why did y’all need two keys? 😐

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NEW: Kid Rock has canceled his upcoming shows as more than half his band has tested positive for COVID

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They’ve given up on asking adults to work for starvation wages — now they’re begging for people’s children

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Have you ever had a dream that was so stressful you basically woke up in an anxiety attack? 😭

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Alex Jones is about to lose everything he has.

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“Do you wanna talk to her cuz she’s Black and she’s pissing me off right now”

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BREAKING: Joe Guitierrez, one of the two officers involved in the pepper spraying incident of Lt. Nazaro, has been fired from the Windsor, VA police department.

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Olivia died this week from COVID-19.

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Apparently there are many NFL players threatening to quit if they are forced to get vaccinated

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Joe Biggs, leader of the Proud Boys and Capitol rioter, just issued this statement from prison.

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Two teenage boys in Florida have been arrested after planning a mass shooting at their school. The boys looked for guns on the black market, studied ways to build pipe bombs & heavily researched Columbine. Police had responded to the boys' homes 80 times combined over the years.

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They have gone to the police who say while it is “offensive” they cannot take any action since no laws are being broken. Their child is terrified

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👏🏽 AND 👏🏽 THATS 👏🏽 THE 👏🏽 TEA

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The right wing is melting down.

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I AM DECEASED 💀😆

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The white “progressives” claiming they don’t like Kamala Harris because “she’s a cop” be the same ones gentrifying a damn neighborhood and calling the police because black people on their street decided to have a barbecue.

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MAGAT fails to outsmart lesbian homeowners

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The entire staff of The View finding out Meghan is leaving

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You’re loud and wrong.

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I cannot believe this happened. Me and @KamalaHarris just chatting it up like old pals 😭

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Wait.

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@DaBabyDaBaby This is what you call an apology? If our business is our business why TF did you completely bring us up out of the blue in the middle of a set? Clearly we've got your mind.

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Val Demings is 64 years old.

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Nicki Minaj fans in Atlanta protest the CDC in Atlanta. They say they trust her medical advice on the vaccine.

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Azealia Banks just gathered C00ndace Owens

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“I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being.” -Paul Newman

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LEAKED: Live shot of Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg, Sara Haines, and Ana Navarro finding out Meghan’s leaving the view

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Laura Loomer says she is in so much pain from COVID. The body aches and nausea are unbearable.

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Joe Biden will have nightmares about this moment.

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The height on that jump is crazy 🥸

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Y'all. College Hill is on Paramount + and if you're a Black Millennial I know good and goddamn well y'all remember the fight over Kyle and his ribs 😂

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This literally should be a PSA blasted wall-to-wall in every state in the nation.

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This fully encapsulates the pathology behind the modern conservative movement.

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CLOCKEDT!

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I cannot.

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Not in a million years was I expecting that

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At this point I think Joe Biden would have a more successful primary if he literally just went home, took a nap for 7 months, and woke up on Iowa caucus day. Every time he opens his mouth or makes an appearance he’s a disaster.

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@kyrstensinema You are so goddamn full of sh*t. How can you claim he’s a personal hero of yours when he had his head bashed in to make sure black people had the right to vote and you refuse to take the steps needed to pass the voting rights act literally named after him. Put up or shut up