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Jazmine Hughes

@jazzedloon

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writer balancing life, love and having it all

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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
THE LADY IN SWEETGREEN SAW MY CROCS AND THANKED ME FOR WORKING IN MEDICINE!!! IM NOT A DOCTOR MA’AM IM JUST GAY!!!!!!!!!
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My running mate will be a woman. #DemDebate
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
Every time I lose weight I think “this is just like when Rihanna got skinny” and every time I gain weight I think “this is just like when Rihanna got thick”
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
All respect to the woman who just leaned out of the window of her apartment and screamed, “I’M BORED”
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5 years
phone keys list of questions for rihanna wallet
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4 years
not a phone in sight literally just vibin
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CBS News
4 years
Barcelona's Liceu Opera House reopened its doors for the first time in over three months to hold a concert for an audience of nearly 2,300 house plants
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Jazmine Hughes
2 years
yet another pillar of journalism crumbles to dust
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DiscussingFilm
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‘THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW’ will end on Friday.
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
we got here because of darnella frazier, who was 17 years old when she filmed george floyd's murder. i am forever grateful to her.
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2 years
Best part of this process: After I left Viola Davis' house, my Uber driver asked if she was my mom – not bc we look alike, but bc of how she locked her eyes on him, to make sure I'd be safe. My @nytmag story of one of the greatest actors of our generation
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Jazmine Hughes
2 years
I’m Brooklyn sober (weed, natural wine, the occasional martini)
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
as if it weren’t already hard enough to be a black employee of the New York Times
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Jazmine Hughes
2 years
Now that Rihanna is pregnant I hope this means we’ll get more research on whether pregnant people can safely consume marijuana
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
My dream job, and I feel beyond lucky. Please send tips, complaints, advice and skateboarding tricks my way. I want to do right by New York.
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NYTimes Communications
4 years
We're excited to announce that Jazmine Hughes ( @jazzedloon ) is taking on a new role where she’ll be writing full time, both for @nytmag and for @nytmetro .
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
Lil Nas X is by no means our first gay pop star, but when it comes to comfort and pride and being just as proudly sexual as straight people are, he might be our best. I profiled him for this week’s cover of @NYTmag
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4 years
Only two types of depression: “ass getting small” and “ass getting fat”
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4 years
Running this put Black @nytimes staff in danger.
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
heard "electric feel" for the first time in years last weekend and had a completely humiliating reaction (euphoria)
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
never feel more like a responsible young adult woman who’s balancing life love and having it all than when I consume a small square of dark chocolate before bed
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Jazmine Hughes
5 years
I wrote about the highest-paid, top-rated, biggest, baddest host — and ponytail — on daytime TV. This is a profile of Judge Judy.
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
this white man is invited to the cookout for the rest of his life
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
"First of all, Trump is very lazy. I can tell you, the same way basketball players say “game recognizes game,” sloth recognizes sloth."
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
Girl at the skate park told me I look “amazing for my age” (I’m 29)
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
my exclamation key button broke and now all my emails sound like they were written by a man
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
hard 2 discern the difference btwn "feeling like death is imminent, everyone has betrayed me, the room is closing in and the light of the tunnel is growing closer" and "being a lil hungry"
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
To be clear, this story endangers *all* black people, NYT staffers and not. But for this, this is a labor issue. This is our livelihood. This is embarrassing.
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
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Jazmine Hughes
3 months
2 NYT employees who complained about this op-ed on company slack had their messages deleted bc they were in "violation of rules against public protest" the issue isn't that op-ed writers can say whatever they want, it's that they're the only employees who can say anything
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Erin Reed
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Another day, another transphobic New York TImes article. Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria isn't real. There's no evidence of it. They've tried to find it. So now they've changed the definition of "Rapid" to 2-4 years.
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Jazmine Hughes
2 years
do you think jesus had an anxious or avoidant attachment style
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
Tonight, a small New York dream came true: a homeless dude looked at me and said "suck my dick, Beyoncé"
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
spent my entire young adult life in a christian church and yet just realized that "as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" is not a coolio original
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Jazmine Hughes
8 years
Michelle Obama / Michelle Obama 2016
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
Just ran into Bernie Sanders in the NYT building – got so nervous I made this face 😱 and he made it back at me then we fistbumped AM I DRUNK
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Jazmine Hughes
5 years
take it from me, a magazine editor: nothing should be 10,000 words
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
The Guild statement – which I helped draft with many, many others – fully recognizes that the op-ed desk has a responsibility to publish a diverse array of opinions, many of which people may find disagreeable! Cotton's op-ed, however, clearly crosses a line.
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NewsGuild of New York
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Our statement:
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
“The way a lot of us from the neighborhood see it, Mike is like the prophet of the projects,” said Darrel Wilds, 50, who grew up with Mr. Williams in Vanderveer. “He’s representing the people of this neighborhood to the world.”
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Jazmine Hughes
2 years
and that's that on that
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Jazmine Hughes
2 years
All we seem to talk about on this here app is respect and giving flowers while we still can. Here is my garden for a legend, who managed so much despite the color of her skin, the locs on her head and her foot in her mouth: my hero, Whoopi Goldberg.
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
For @NYTmag 's The Lives They Lived issue, I interviewed Fran Lebowitz and Sonia Sanchez about their best friend, Toni Morrison.
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
actually i think it's creepy when people *don't* do a deep google dive on a new crush upon meeting theem
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
what it feels like to read Twitter this evening
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Jazmine Hughes
5 months
the @nytimes could not run w/o freelancers, whose work is as rigorous and vital as what’s produced from staff. conflating these categories when it suits the company (reputationally) but maintaining their diff when it suits the worker (benefits/stability) is bad labor practice
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Jamie Lauren Keiles
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if the work of @nytimes freelancers is indistinguishable from the work of employees and these workers are being held to the same standards as employees it seems like a potential @nyguild misclassification concern
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
New Yorkers! Every Friday morning, Bill de Blasio participates in the “Ask The Mayor” segment on @BrianLehrer . You can call in and ask him anything you want! Anything!
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
feel overwhelming urge to make a real normie twitter bio. "reporter for @nytimes and @NYTmag , @Awl alum, coffee drinker. 🏳️‍🌈 new haven then, brooklyn now + forever. tips to first dot last at nytimes. header by @cher . RT ≠ endorsements. should we split fries?" but i am resisting.
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4 years
if you're a racist trolling me for being black don't forget that i'm gay too let's get creative
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4 years
as if it weren’t already hard enough to be a black employee of the New York Times
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
Andrew Yang has officially conceded
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
every time i don't have a draft for my editor, i do have some gossip, and THAT is the only thing holding my career together
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Jazmine Hughes
5 years
More #1619project coming yr way: the special newspaper section asks why schools teach slavery so inadequately. Here's an attempt to fix that: a brief – albeit realistic – history of American slavery, on the 400 yr anniv of its start. By Mary Elliott and me
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Jazmine Hughes
8 years
Hallie is freaking out rn
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Jazmine Hughes
5 years
After years of avoiding it I now LOVE following my little sisters on twitter because all of their tweets are all like “turns out EVERY SINGLE MAN is UNTRUSTWORTHY, wow” and “did you know the GOVERNMENT is BAD?” my radical queens
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Jazmine Hughes
2 years
In 2020, when race was happening, the NYT granted Juneteenth as a holiday for all employees. 2 years later, only non-union employees can take it — a union busting tactic designed to scare @NYTGuildTech before they vote. What happened to recognizing the significance of the day?
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
Thought skateboarding would be a good way to meet girls (wrong) but it is effective as an male deterrent! Got hit on by a man while skating, explained I was a lesbian “hence the skateboard” (a stereotype I made up) and he immediately understood and wished me luck with the ladies!
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Jazmine Hughes
5 years
ME: and honestly, like judge judy told me, just because someone had a rough upbringing doesn't mean they get to act out because of it!! i won't accept this behavior anymore!! MY THERAPIST: exactly! MY THERAPIST: wait WHO said that to you
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
If you are looking for small, productive things to do: you can donate to Planned Parenthood.
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
The casting agents of Dancing with the Stars are losing their minds right now
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
This divide is one that is hugely influenced by an increasingly diverse staff. Ideologies change when people do. She says "wokes," I say "people of color," we mean the same thing
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Bari Weiss
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The civil war inside The New York Times between the (mostly young) wokes the (mostly 40+) liberals is the same one raging inside other publications and companies across the country. The dynamic is always the same. (Thread.)
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Jazmine Hughes
8 years
White dudes who go jogging after 11 PM are just bragging.
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Jazmine Hughes
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the NYT receives any external criticism from employees as not just treasonous but as bullying, thus flattening critique of the most influential newspaper in the Western world – by the people who make it – into "being mean to yr coworkers." internal criticism goes nowhere. bleak!
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Soraya Shockley
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When I worked @nytimes , speaking up abt biased coverage of Palestine was always met w/ repression. So often, the call was coming from inside the 🏠 To b a journalist & then abdicate our responsibility to accountability to save our jobs while ppl r dying is to me unconscionable🧵
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
i'm HERE i'm QUEER please help me
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Jazmine Hughes
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. @marknoble in the industry we call that "a masthead"
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Jazmine Hughes
8 years
vine is black history
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@emilynussbaum I still cite all the lines from Queen of Jordan
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
this is the most scorpio shit i've ever seen
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Jazmine Hughes
5 years
Thinking about the summer I was sick of giving boys my number.......... my line was, “my name is jazmine, like the princess, and I work at the New York Times. If you want to see me again you will find me.” No one ever did! But anyway
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
Feels rather bizarre to be promoting our Voyages issue right now, but this is less about going on vacation and more about a voyage.... to the self... (particularly the part of you that accepts that you’re probably a lesbian).
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Jazmine Hughes
9 years
I burped in my sis room & she said I was breaking rules. Thought she was jokin TIL SHE ACTUALLY PULLED OUT SOME RULES http://t.co/9x7zfp5bEw
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
I wrote about a monument to black history, hip-hop’s Library of Congress, a Schoolhouse Rock! episode of a man, the “soul whisperer” himself — @questlove .
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Jazmine Hughes
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today was pride
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Jazmine Hughes
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Yo I just saw a woman lift her whole tit so a dude could get by her on a crowded subway car. NYC baby
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Don’t you love going to an NYC apartment with, like, ONE working amenity — like their buzzer works or they have a garbage disposal — and thinking of your friend, ‘oh, you’re RICH rich”
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30 rock knew all along http://t.co/EiGLDyhzbh
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
A black person finally got coronavirus
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
@camillard the way i was eyeing the boys at the skate park in quarantine season 1..... shameful
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Jazmine Hughes
5 years
girls don't dress for boys they dress to impress their therapists
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Jazmine Hughes
2 years
It took watching Abbott Elementary as an adult to fully understand why I watched so much Moesha as a child and that’s that on that
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
Absolutely obsessed with all the people in my mentions who are like “if you wanted to profile a black gay man why not James Baldwin”
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
About a week ago, a good friend of mine told me he generally consumes 4-6 eggs every night before bed! Haven’t been able to think about much else. Did I miss anything?
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Jazmine Hughes
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A year ago, Barbara Massey-Mapps’ sister, Kat, was murdered by a white supremacist in a Buffalo grocery store. If the state doesn’t kill him — the shooter faces the death penalty — she wants to. I wrote about black rage:
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
@Olivianuzzi girl i need you to delete this
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
Your Instagram drama is because your partner saw you hanging out with an ex, my Instagram drama is that my hair stylist saw that somebody else did my hair, we are not the same
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
co-star is a terrorist organization
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
would give anything to “work the room” at a party right now
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
the first tenet of writing
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
@KaraRBrown Maroon 5’s “Songs About Jane” I will hear more further arguments
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Jazmine Hughes
9 years
Kim Kardashian is a perfect person. CAN SHE LIVE http://t.co/q2ZP30Y8Lv
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
forever surprised that my best business idea — “is this flirting?” a service that analyzes an interaction and gives you read on whether or not it’s flirting — hasn’t been snapped up!
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Jazmine Hughes
8 years
This is the worst SNL cold open ever
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Jazmine Hughes
5 years
"What Toni has done with her literature is that she has made us look up and see ourselves. She has authenticated us, and she has also said to America, in a sense, ‘Do you know what you did? But, in spite of what you did, here we is. We exist. Look at us.’”
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
I wrote about needing to look the same -- and enrolling in the YouTube School of Braidology to do so -- during self-isolation.
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
These letters are from Operation Santa, a USPS program that helps people out over the holidays. I adopt letters every year and will be raising money for it soon (Venmo me: jazminerules) but highly recommend adopting your own:
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Hilary Agro 🍄
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I am in shambles. We live in the cruelest society
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
have mildly choked on two food items (kale, a cherry) over two days, alone in my apartment, and now suddenly all my commitment issues have vanished
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
The six love languages: 1. Physical touch 2. Words of affection 3. Quality time 4. Acts of service 5. Giving gifts 6. Sending good memes
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Jazmine Hughes
4 years
A man asked me if he could tell me something on camera and film my reaction for a class project. I assumed it was going to be shocking, but he just told me I was beautiful (information I already have). Corny.
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Jazmine Hughes
7 years
After a breakup, my ex-bf (smart, wise) ran a marathon. I (insane)… bought 26 plants. I highly recommend it.
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Jazmine Hughes
3 years
having a real movie montage moment -- squeezed in a quick workout (spin class) before drinks with the girls while fielding slack msgs from my boss and texts from my beau (works in tech, the finance industry of the modern day romcom) about vacation. maybe next i'll get bangs
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Jazmine Hughes
9 years
HI I'm leaving the Hairpin to help edit the New York Times magazine (hereafter called the Swagazine). I am very happysadexcitedsweatyhungry!
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Jazmine Hughes
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3 years
they played this at the white Emmys? Wow
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