Name a better FaceTime than the one from your best friend the morning after a chaotic hookup! The storytelling! The plot twists! The laugh screaming! Inject itttt!
Okay I have waited a respectful 24 hours to say that Malala’s husband is hot. Girl took a bullet, graduated Oxford and bagged a fittie. I’m just saying, America could never beat the Taliban that badly.
I did it. After years of Pilates, the instructor commanded the room to “turn to Camilla to see an example”. So there it is. I have completed fitness. I can let go now…✨
Marriage is mad cos you’ll be wandering around convinced you’re a woman of mystery and the next minute some man you live with says “that looks like the exact type of spoon you like” and is RIGHT ???
Upsettingly, the two admin tasks that have been keeping me awake at night for months, I just completed in less than 20 minutes. I will not learn from this.
Having friends whose jobs you do not understand at all but gotta gas them anyway. Oh you’re a CRF Pearl Eggox developer! Yes babes! You run that code! Code has NEVER run my Sis!
When women hit on my husband I am truly ambivalent but when MEN hit on my husband? Honoured! Proud! Grateful to be nominated for the work I’ve put into his style scent & grooming over the years!
Yup. Did this last year. Had one appraisal and felt wildly low. Got a second one and hid every picture of myself and had a white male who isn’t even on the deed meet the appraiser - 35% higher valuation 🤮
The fact that ppl tried to slut shame Madonna and her stans gallantly rode into the annals of history to reveal Nancy Reagan fellated the entire MGM lot is so beautiful to me, as a feminist.
Whenever sex scene discourse flares up I always remember a writer vehemently arguing against a crucial sex scene and exclaiming “I mean, come on! Who has ever even had ‘mind blowing sex’?!!” and everyone just glanced at her quietly. Idk, something to think about.
I dropped my dog at his goop ass hippie daycare (I know) and they told me he is the very first friend that this v.scared rescue dog has ever made in his 8 years of life. Anyway, what I’m saying is, I get why people put dogs in their wills now.
I cannot get over the coldness of those security guards closing the door on that woman. I don’t understand. She was laying on the floor. They saw what that guy did to her and they closed the fucking door on her. I’m so angry.
On my knees begging you to keep these kinds of Americans at home! Stay in Florida where you can drive door to door to Starbucks! I promise you, literally nobody wants you here!
We went from an entire
#Metoo
to white liberal women chorusing variations of “she should’ve shut up about it” “violating HIS privacy is abuse” and “just leave him”. Not beating the 53% allegations I fear.
My day is planned: Gym, overpriced decorative bagel, BARBIE, buy a fun lipstick, lunch with the ghels and a mimosa, bookshop browse, OPPENHEIMER then martini & steak and stare into the horizon.
If your instinct is to defend a man’s privacy rather than a woman he abused, you are not a feminist. No matter how many women’s marches you go on, no matter how many donations to planned parenthood - you are not a feminist.
So it appears that the first draft of this was written by AI which plagarised it, because that’s all AI is capable of doing. This house of cards is going to come tumbling down alongside crypto and the first pull is going to be lawsuits. Lots of them.
Anthony Hopkins and his reps pleaded with The Academy for him to be allowed to use Zoom as he had no desire to travel to the
#Oscars
hubs in Dublin or London.
Read the full winner’s list:
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The Trinidad & Tobago Health Minister says there has been no reported cases of adverse side effects from the covid vaccine to the testicles of any person in their country. Thank you.
A tiny thing from the Succession finale, but I loved how they nailed something I remember being shocked by in college; WASP families with gorgeous kitchens and no food. The worst snacks!!!
For my UK girlies persevering through freezing outdoor dining life, I have 3 words: Uniqlo heat-tech. Super thin under garments which keep you so cozy and don’t add bulk to your outfit and CHEAP. Just trust me on this.
I just heard Sir Christopher Hampton correct a panellist to say that “Black writers haven’t been under-represented - they’ve been under-considered” and from now on, that’s the way we’re going to talk about it.
And how tf is Ronald Reagan getting beaucoup head at home and is still bitter enough to wreak so much havoc on a country its ramifications would be suffered for decades?! How evil do you have to be that daily neck doesn’t even relax you?!!
BREAKING: The gay dating app Grindr says if Florida doesn’t stop passing homophobic and transphobic laws, they’ll reveal every Republican legislator and party official who secretly uses the app.
People saying “omg everything in succession is so intentional” like how tf do you think tv shows are made? Do you think cast all just show up in clothes from home?
When my American assistant sits in on notes calls, her mind is *blown* hearing the way US producers/execs talk to me vs in the UK. I'll leave it at that!
"I've been at this game far too long not to acknowledge the writer first and foremost. The writer is the thing," says
#Succession
star Brian Cox. "In the U.K., we're much more respectful of the writer than the U.S. is."
Be wary of people who tell you that “marriage is hard”. LIFE can be hard but marriage shouldn’t be another thing to work through. (I’m not getting up at 5.30 tho, these two are built differently.)
My husband went to the gym at 5:30, then we met up at 7, got coffee together and walked to the farmer’s market for fresh cherries. It’s really nice being married to someone you enjoy.
Not ppl defending the unwashed celebs & calling showering every day “hygiene theatre”!!! Now we see exactly who needed the 20 second hand washing tutorials. Absolute skets! 🤢
Prince William has renewed his attack on population growth in Africa, blaming it for destroying wildlife on the continent
Critics have accused the Prince of hypocrisy for making such claims while expecting his third child