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Camilla Blackett

@camillard

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📺🎥: Skins/Newsroom/New Girl/Fresh Off The Boat/Films & things. Agents: 🇺🇸 @UnitedTalent & 🇬🇧 @ITG_Ltd Don’t DM work stuff I’m only here for banter

London & Los Angeles
Joined January 2009
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@camillard
Camilla Blackett
9 months
Oh my fucking GOD
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3 years
Thanos from the block
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1 year
A collective of white men in salmon shorts is called an “allegation”.
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3 years
Eldest daughters deserve a different Cartier bracelet of their choice per decade of service. We are tired.
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1 year
Yes! Rob them right back!
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1 year
Watch the moment a baby snatches the Princess of Wales' handbag during a royal visit to Aberfan 👶 👜 👇
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3 years
Name a better FaceTime than the one from your best friend the morning after a chaotic hookup! The storytelling! The plot twists! The laugh screaming! Inject itttt!
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2 years
Okay I have waited a respectful 24 hours to say that Malala’s husband is hot. Girl took a bullet, graduated Oxford and bagged a fittie. I’m just saying, America could never beat the Taliban that badly.
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3 years
It’s amazing seeing companies throw everything to get workers back revealing that they had the money to do this the WHOLE TIME!
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An Arizona restaurant owner is offering to pay college tuition for full-time employees who will come back to work
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1 year
I did it. After years of Pilates, the instructor commanded the room to “turn to Camilla to see an example”. So there it is. I have completed fitness. I can let go now…✨
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3 years
Listened to Olivia Rodrigo Good 4 U and have decided that this summer I will be identifying as a teen.
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2 years
Marriage is mad cos you’ll be wandering around convinced you’re a woman of mystery and the next minute some man you live with says “that looks like the exact type of spoon you like” and is RIGHT ???
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2 years
The feminine urge to buy something luxurious the moment that I am even slightly inconvenienced.
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Camilla Blackett
10 months
So pleased for the little boy. The woman however… I’ll be quiet.
@afcstuff
afcstuff
10 months
Bukayo Saka gifting his boots to a young fan after the match against the MLS All-Stars last night. His reaction says it all. ❤️
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9 months
I don’t think we’ll ever witness as powerful a recruitment tool for swimming lessons in the community.
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1 year
Upsettingly, the two admin tasks that have been keeping me awake at night for months, I just completed in less than 20 minutes. I will not learn from this.
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2 years
Has anyone asked Covid if she’s okay?Lashing out, constantly changing herself for others. Classic cry for help shit.
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3 years
I want Black men to grow old.
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7 months
Absolutely obsessed with Victoria Beckham still not giving a shit about football lol
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
Having friends whose jobs you do not understand at all but gotta gas them anyway. Oh you’re a CRF Pearl Eggox developer! Yes babes! You run that code! Code has NEVER run my Sis!
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Camilla Blackett
2 years
When women hit on my husband I am truly ambivalent but when MEN hit on my husband? Honoured! Proud! Grateful to be nominated for the work I’ve put into his style scent & grooming over the years!
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2 years
Yup. Did this last year. Had one appraisal and felt wildly low. Got a second one and hid every picture of myself and had a white male who isn’t even on the deed meet the appraiser - 35% higher valuation 🤮
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Okay so we’re doing plague, locusts and now floods. As a first born, I’m…concerned.
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Rob Day
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@Scientits Pudding Mill Lane DLR Station
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2 years
The fact that ppl tried to slut shame Madonna and her stans gallantly rode into the annals of history to reveal Nancy Reagan fellated the entire MGM lot is so beautiful to me, as a feminist.
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
Whenever sex scene discourse flares up I always remember a writer vehemently arguing against a crucial sex scene and exclaiming “I mean, come on! Who has ever even had ‘mind blowing sex’?!!” and everyone just glanced at her quietly. Idk, something to think about.
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1 year
I dropped my dog at his goop ass hippie daycare (I know) and they told me he is the very first friend that this v.scared rescue dog has ever made in his 8 years of life. Anyway, what I’m saying is, I get why people put dogs in their wills now.
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Beyoncé Cater To You when she was appropriating being able to cook.
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What’s your favourite cultural appropriation song?
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
High quality tequila will have you waking up feeling fresh as a daisy the next morning. Pure witchcraft. Love this for me.
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3 years
Sickening that eating healthily, working out, not drinking and getting sleep solves 99% of my problems.
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1 year
They’re gonna hang oil paintings of Camilla at Sidechick University
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Camilla Blackett
9 months
I didn’t realise that Prince William’s excuse for missing the World Cup final is that he’s on holiday!! On holiday from what exactly??? Bffr!!
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1 year
Triple platinum no features 🗣🗣🗣
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@Wh0IsHim
Conspiracy Brotha 👁️
1 year
What’s a random tweet that pop up in your head and have you dead every time??
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10 months
@BeeBabs Honestly I’ll take it! Love to microdose a baby!
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
I cannot get over the coldness of those security guards closing the door on that woman. I don’t understand. She was laying on the floor. They saw what that guy did to her and they closed the fucking door on her. I’m so angry.
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Camilla Blackett
10 months
On my knees begging you to keep these kinds of Americans at home! Stay in Florida where you can drive door to door to Starbucks! I promise you, literally nobody wants you here!
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She is fucking fed up
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
I’m always so shook when a woman talks about her male therapist. Paying to talk to a man?? Bestie, how did we get here?!
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Camilla Blackett
9 months
“Ronan Farrow is trending” is the ‘Omar coming’ whistle for wealthy white men.
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3 years
JsjajsjsjjsksjHelp!!!!!!!
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10 months
@rgay Delicious. Just a whiff of baby head smell and then back to my pizza 🤌🏾
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Daniel Kaluuya is doing SNL tonight and I’m so excited for you all to find out that on top of inventing acting that he’s also a fucking great writer.
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
Everyone’s getting skinny again, straightening hair and watching SATC. We’ve been here before, recession-core is coming…
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10 months
We went from an entire #Metoo to white liberal women chorusing variations of “she should’ve shut up about it” “violating HIS privacy is abuse” and “just leave him”. Not beating the 53% allegations I fear.
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1 year
My day is planned: Gym, overpriced decorative bagel, BARBIE, buy a fun lipstick, lunch with the ghels and a mimosa, bookshop browse, OPPENHEIMER then martini & steak and stare into the horizon.
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okay so for the barbie/oppenheimer double feature, do we know yet the best order to watch them in?
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
TheRealReal selling counterfeit designer items while claiming strict authentication is a scam more people should know about.
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2 years
The TikTok girlies are saying 2008-2010 twee aesthetic is coming back and I’m fuming! We cannot go back to ballet flats and white tights!
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Camilla Blackett
10 months
If your instinct is to defend a man’s privacy rather than a woman he abused, you are not a feminist. No matter how many women’s marches you go on, no matter how many donations to planned parenthood - you are not a feminist.
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3 years
Anyone who asks an eldest daughter why they don’t have kids yet is 100% a youngest child.
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Camilla Blackett
10 months
So it appears that the first draft of this was written by AI which plagarised it, because that’s all AI is capable of doing. This house of cards is going to come tumbling down alongside crypto and the first pull is going to be lawsuits. Lots of them.
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Jeff Zhang 张佶润
10 months
Nasty plagiarism oopsie by The Hollywood Reporter. From World of Reel of all places. Film journalism is so cooked.
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1 year
I’ve slept on it and you know what I’m still pissed at Portia!
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Man. I can’t believe Beyoncé gave us Lemonade sometimes.
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1 year
Erm this is low-key ableist. He had anxiety.
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
I can’t stop thinking about how perfect this is.
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Hill House Vintage
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1 year
Their loaves of bread were $29. Twenty. Nine. Dollars.
@eaterla
Eater LA
1 year
Eater LA spoke with the co-owner of Breadblok one day after the organic, gluten-free bakery ceased all operations
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
London is goated for the fact that all u need to leave the house is ApplePay and a bad attitude.
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Genuine question - what does an effective boycott of the Olympics look like? Because I personally have had enough and I’m not even competing.
@TheRoot
The Root
3 years
'I Will Never Recover From This Heartbreak': Brianna McNeal Loses Appeal of Five-Year Suspension
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3 years
This is despicable. How can you penalise the two oldest nominees (in their 80’s!!!) for not travelling in a pandemic?
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
3 years
Anthony Hopkins and his reps pleaded with The Academy for him to be allowed to use Zoom as he had no desire to travel to the #Oscars hubs in Dublin or London. Read the full winner’s list: (Source: )
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
*taps TikTok mini mic* IF YOU SEE SOMEONE SHOPLIFTING BABY MEDICINE NO YOU DIDN’T!
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
1 year
Calpol and baby products among most shoplifted items in London borough, report reveals
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
I’m sorry but being scolded in a Caribbean accent?? On the NEWS? I would simply crawl into my grave.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
3 years
The Trinidad & Tobago Health Minister says there has been no reported cases of adverse side effects from the covid vaccine to the testicles of any person in their country. Thank you.
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Just cos Bennifer are thriving doesn’t mean you should call your ex! Or does it? Idk…maybe just a text to test the waters? No a sext—
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11 months
Two things about staying with old posh English mates: You’re gonna sleep in the coldest house you’ve ever known and you’ll fucking starve.
@minakimes
Mina Kimes
11 months
A tiny thing from the Succession finale, but I loved how they nailed something I remember being shocked by in college; WASP families with gorgeous kitchens and no food. The worst snacks!!!
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3 years
So this is why vaccine isn’t 100% against delta?!! Chop me up a line of Pfizer and pass the rolled up $20 then! The fuck…
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3 years
The chokehold Dorling Kindersley books had on me?! LISTEN.
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When us girls warned you to stay away from straight men who know how to pronounce Loewe, you didn’t listen. Now look at you! Shoeless!
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
You guys it’s definitely just a coincidence that Facebook Instagram and WhatsApp goes down the day of a 60mins expose and the Pandora Papers drop.
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3 years
For my UK girlies persevering through freezing outdoor dining life, I have 3 words: Uniqlo heat-tech. Super thin under garments which keep you so cozy and don’t add bulk to your outfit and CHEAP. Just trust me on this.
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1 year
This is when I first understood how England could lie.
@christapeterso
worms cited
1 year
im losing my fucking mind
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
I just heard Sir Christopher Hampton correct a panellist to say that “Black writers haven’t been under-represented - they’ve been under-considered” and from now on, that’s the way we’re going to talk about it.
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1 year
A woman on the clock app said when she was pregnant two of her teeth just crumbled out of her mouth????
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3 years
Went for a hike without my mask and bro... Pollen, dust dog shit??! Cannot believe I raw dogged the outside all these years like an absolute sket!
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2 years
Don’t threaten me with a good time, tofu eating bitch…
@BiggsL5T
Biggs 🌬
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
So a woman meets a guy online. Flies to Arizona to meet him. Goes on a hike with him. Dies. And we just believe his story? (Oh and btw he’s a cop)
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New York Post
3 years
Woman dies after sweltering hike with man she'd just met
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Camilla Blackett
2 years
And how tf is Ronald Reagan getting beaucoup head at home and is still bitter enough to wreak so much havoc on a country its ramifications would be suffered for decades?! How evil do you have to be that daily neck doesn’t even relax you?!!
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3 years
Do not think for a second that this will placate us.
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
TV dead shows that would murder a one-off covid episode: - Peep Show - Inbetweeners - Girls - Community
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3 years
I’m sorry but people who use those apps to find out who’s muted them are so weird!
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
Honestly just do it for the plot
@HalfwayPost
The Halfway Post
1 year
BREAKING: The gay dating app Grindr says if Florida doesn’t stop passing homophobic and transphobic laws, they’ll reveal every Republican legislator and party official who secretly uses the app.
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1 year
That handbag was so perfectly chosen. It’s exactly off in the right way. I can’t stop thinking about it #SuccessionHBO
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David: Where are you going? Victoria: Work. David: Where are you really going? Victoria: …facial. 💀💀💀
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
We get it! You called Archie a n**** leave us alone!
@KensingtonRoyal
The Prince and Princess of Wales
3 years
We’re now on @YouTube ! Subscribe:
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1 year
“I’m on strike I can’t afford this, I’m on strike I can’t afford this, I’m on strike I can’t—“
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Normalise being an adult but your girlfriends still hanging out in your bed to watch period dramas and gossip about everyone’s quarantine breakups.
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
People saying “omg everything in succession is so intentional” like how tf do you think tv shows are made? Do you think cast all just show up in clothes from home?
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Personally I think the most interesting version of this movie is if every actor who came forward plays themselves.
@IndieWire
IndieWire
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Carey Mulligan and Zoe Kazan to Play NY Times Reporters Who Broke Harvey Weinstein Scandal
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3 years
When my American assistant sits in on notes calls, her mind is *blown* hearing the way US producers/execs talk to me vs in the UK. I'll leave it at that!
@Variety
Variety
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"I've been at this game far too long not to acknowledge the writer first and foremost. The writer is the thing," says #Succession star Brian Cox. "In the U.K., we're much more respectful of the writer than the U.S. is."
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Be wary of people who tell you that “marriage is hard”. LIFE can be hard but marriage shouldn’t be another thing to work through. (I’m not getting up at 5.30 tho, these two are built differently.)
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Cora Harrington
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My husband went to the gym at 5:30, then we met up at 7, got coffee together and walked to the farmer’s market for fresh cherries. It’s really nice being married to someone you enjoy.
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Not ppl defending the unwashed celebs & calling showering every day “hygiene theatre”!!! Now we see exactly who needed the 20 second hand washing tutorials. Absolute skets! 🤢
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Camilla Blackett
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unfortunately nobody has ever looked cooler
@PageSix
Page Six
7 months
Malia Obama takes smoke break in LA weeks after sister Sasha was also spotted smoking cigarette
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
No more French lifestyle tips, tell me more about your riots.
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Replace coal with this clip as an energy source!
@christinalefou
Christina Newland
3 years
I wish I had words for this but I really do not
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
The trend of Scott Disick’s exes having extravagant European weddings without him.
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Camilla Blackett
2 years
Every day I wake up without a new Beyoncé album.
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
This is the wildest rebrand of all time. They are literally fitness influencers from Milton Keynes. I want a complete academic study on this!
@JeffChangx
Wednesday.
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This is my favourite switch up of all time. This growth needs to be studied.
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Guys come quick, Kardashians just dropped new faces.
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3 years
Wild how HBO invented Sundays.
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Camilla Blackett
2 years
If I wanted eugenics lectures from a balding local benefits scrounger with 3 kids I’d go down Wetherspoons.
@thetimes
The Times and The Sunday Times
2 years
Prince William has renewed his attack on population growth in Africa, blaming it for destroying wildlife on the continent Critics have accused the Prince of hypocrisy for making such claims while expecting his third child
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
@BeeBabs Her built in WHAT
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
The way Folklore hits on a rainy day 🤌🏾 Extreme main character energy. Might even go for a dramatic walk in the rain with the dog later.
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Camilla Blackett
1 year
Wee lad
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
Being an adult with dimples is such a vibe. Like, how can you even stay mad at us? We just smile and you’re all 🥰
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Camilla Blackett
3 years
To be clear, just cos I promised to spend the rest of my life with one doesn’t mean I support them having a whole summer!
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