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@SwampCommunist

9 months

Just dropped a new tee for @CommunistsKe

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@SwampCommunist

3 years

Hey uh haha why are we updating draft laws

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@thehill

3 years

JUST IN: Senate panel votes to make women register for draft

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3 years

this is actually like the worst design ever

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@SwampCommunist

10 months

Replacing a key member at the height of your popularity and ruining everything is peak Europop, this guy is actually a genius

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10 months

Filmed in Zagreb, Croatia

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4 months

If a Communist fucked up this bad they'd cling to it until the heat death if the Sun, but when the free market's strongest soldier has his entire country dumpster diving within a month there's no introspect whatsoever.

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Argentines search for food after Milei halts government aid

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@SwampCommunist

6 months

We owe George Lucas an apology

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

You guys understand a few days of solitary causes permanent brain damage and after a few weeks you'll risk losing basic functions like your sense of direction forever

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1 year

You get $20 Billion if you're locked here for 1 year. You have no books, movies, phones, consoles, NOTHING except food and water. Can you do it?

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@SwampCommunist

16 days

They tugged on your genocide cape, I think youll survive bro

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19 days

This is assault of a Jewish student at @ASU :

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@SwampCommunist

18 days

A snowflake who isn't comfortable with what capitalism produces and wants the nanny state to hide it away from him

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@kevinvdahlgren

19 days

My first five minutes in downtown Portland and I was surrounded by people so far gone it’s inhumane we are allowing them to wander the streets.

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@SwampCommunist

10 months

Any guy who thinks he's carrying the conversation in this scenario is telling on themselves so hard

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@SwampCommunist

11 months

It's insane that chuds don't understand the clear implications of a Black person with common ancestry between slaves and slave owners.

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11 months

Oops!

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

These are *extremely* deadly and their poison is one of the most painful in the world btw. Plus they can squeeze through floorboards, mesh screens etc. They're especially attracted to a pheromonal scent associated with people of European ancestry. Don't move to Hawaii guys 😱

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@SwampCommunist

3 months

Trying to wrap my head around this type of shit coexisting with self checkout

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I’d rather die than buzz an employee to give me deodorant

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

Hey did you guys notice how the petty bourgeoisie continuously use trans people as caricaturized stand-ins for their class enemies

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@SwampCommunist

3 months

Hollywood will never forgive America for liking the first Guardians of the Galaxy

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3 months

The first trailer for the live-action ‘BORDERLANDS’ movie has been released. In theaters on August 9.

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@SwampCommunist

8 months

All that AC discourse and you guys didn't bother to bring up that you have regulated yourselves out of the ability to *open your windows*???

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@SwampCommunist

9 months

Everyone's saying shit like "I feel so vindicated that NORMAL people don't care about this." But the average person in this crowd spent $400 and drove 2 hours to see the Jonas Brothers in 2023, and I refuse to consider that a "normal" person.

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3 years

People see a homeless person with a dog and think "Oh no! Someone should help that dog"

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@SwampCommunist

6 months

I literally got bullied for being Jewish in high school explicitly because of Borat please shut up lol

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@nypost

6 months

‘Shame on you”: Sacha Baron Cohen accuses TikTok of ‘creating the biggest antisemitic movement since the Nazis’

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@SwampCommunist

6 months

Because they aren't protesting, they're celebrating the current state of things

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@EylonALevy

6 months

Why are British Jewish protests always so peaceful and beautiful while the other side’s never are?

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@SwampCommunist

4 months

Libertarians are becoming so dumb they are completely incomprehensible

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@jeremykauffman

4 months

Socialists: you can't have property without a state Literal wolves:

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@SwampCommunist

3 months

This is DeLeonist art that was made by the Labor Party USA in 1968 to disparage the Black Panthers. Happy Black History Month

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3 months

Just learned there is a movie that Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst wrote and directed starring John Travolta as an autistic stalker, and it only made $3000 at the box office.

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@SwampCommunist

4 months

"American women are over 30 years old and Eastern European women are under 30 years old" is the funniest thing I have ever seen. How do these idiots remember to feed themselves?

Darth Powell 🦈🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇱🇫🇮

@GRomePow

4 months

I think "passport bros" are going to be the new norm as men abandon the American dumpster fire dating scene.

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@SwampCommunist

4 months

How a post like this gets 10k likes and a community note instead of just having the account banned is beyond me

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@SwampCommunist

7 months

I love how every single Israeli claim at this point has been disproven with physical evidence. Very cool that the "peace rave" had tanks

Fiorella Isabel

@FiorellaIsabelM

7 months

BREAKING Reports that Hamas wasn't targeting civilians at the music festival - The IDF were shooting at Hamas FROM the crowd of civilians. Civilians were caught in the crossfire.

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

Not-as-fun fact: People were so pissed off at MLK that they killed him

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@billybinion

1 year

Fun fact: Martin Luther King Jr. opposed blocking roadways & transit paths indefinitely because he understood it was more likely to piss people off than convince them. This is an exercise in vanity, not activism.

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@SwampCommunist

5 months

I think Zionists fundamentally don't understand how a forever-war in the Middle East that encompassed the entire lives of young Americans means you automatically lose 80% of us just by saying "Radical Islam" or "jihad" or literally anything that rhymes with post-9/11 propaganda.

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@SwampCommunist

5 months

Palestinian literacy is *higher* than Israel's, thanks to their own independently managed refugee schools (the ones you keep blowing up) and the support of UNRWA (the ones you keep blowing up)

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@AdinHaykin1

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Palestinian literacy went from 22% to 97% since Israel was created, be thankful to Zionists for teaching you how to read.

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@SwampCommunist

6 months

This is incredibly funny when you know the origin of so-called Stockholm "Syndrome"

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@joshgerstein

6 months

If only there were a long-ago identified syndrome to explain this

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@SwampCommunist

6 months

It is amazing how little Israelis know about Muslim religion and Arab culture while surrounded by it on all sides, truly a testament to how backwardly fascist they are

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@EylonALevy

6 months

If this isn’t cultural appropriation, I don’t know what is.

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@SwampCommunist

3 months

Political expression at the expense of one's own life is not suicide. It has nothing to do with suicide. Aaron Bushnell merely did what every other US soldier pretends at: he died for what he believed in.

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@SwampCommunist

10 months

Both are exclusively indigenous to America

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@SwampCommunist

7 months

If Hamas had rockets that could do that, Israel wouldn't exist

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

Look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of his power

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@SwampCommunist

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Ny neighbors house got bought by a flipper is there anyrhing I can do to fuck w her money

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@SwampCommunist

2 years

@louiseshevik for the uninitiated

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@SwampCommunist

2 years

Bro is doing a CIA coup speedrun

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@SwampCommunist

5 months

Uh oh guys! Yemen is about to, for the first time, experience American military intervention!

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@SwampCommunist

4 months

the energy could not be more different

Genghis Kanye 🦍☀️

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4 months

Similar energy

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@SwampCommunist

3 months

It had everything to do with us; we send them money for genocide, and they send us deadly escalative policing techniques in return.

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11 months

Found it

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@SwampCommunist

11 months

Does anyone have the vid of that girl who calls some dude put for filming her and then starts trying to promote her Ratattouille whiskey

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@SwampCommunist

2 months

How anyone can watch Israel just bomb every single neighboring state with impunity and conclude a 2-state solution would bring about peace is beyond me.

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@SwampCommunist

7 months

Israeli officials will literally explode if they dont call Peatinians literal animals every hour on the hour

Israel ישראל

@Israel

7 months

Mama Bear isn’t there to protect her cubs 💔 We need to bring our children home. Every. minute. counts. #BringThemHome

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@SwampCommunist

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Sadly, the only thing we can possibly do to deal with these tunnels is carpet bomb the entirety of New York City 😔

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@SwampCommunist

3 months

Hey Wayne what year were you born

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@SwampCommunist

3 years

@floridamanaustn Hear me out

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

This kinda shows how stupid debates are because she objectively destroyed him in an audience that already had their mind made up, so Matt gets the benefit of the illusion that he's crafting a meaningful argument rather than subsentient grunting noises

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@MattWalshBlog

1 year

A trans EMT tried to use his medical training to prove that sex is not binary. He ran into trouble when I asked him how he’d respond to a patient with a penis who claims he’s having a miscarriage.

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@SwampCommunist

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"the US didn't start the Taliban ISIS or Al Queda"

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@SwampCommunist

5 months

I hate that shit when the news calls it the "Israel-Hamas War," it's the most annoyingly passive porpaganda

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@SwampCommunist

2 months

The thing about the militarization of the police is that they get so desperate to play with their toys that they'll turn any mundane old thing into warfare. The dude shoplifted probably less than $100 from a Walmart. It costs more just to turn the key on that fucking helicopter.

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@GwinnettPd

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GWINNETT POLICE UTILIZE AVIATION AND K9 UNITS TO APPREHEND SHOPLIFTING SUSPECT For more information, click the link:

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@SwampCommunist

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The secret 2nd reason that VR hasnt taken off is that most people do not have $1200 and 30-40 square feet of fully unoccupied space in their home

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sad that vr hasn’t fully taken off because facebook wants to try and make life a shitty vrchat clone instead of embracing the insane stuff you can do in vr games compared to normal games

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@SwampCommunist

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@furiosaregine @halfway_zen Calling sex workers Loadmasters now

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@SwampCommunist

4 months

"a single fighter successfully ambushed an entire company and their tank" is verbatim the story behind like 5 different WW2 war heroes, but this time there's a video

Younis Tirawi | يونس

@ytirawi

4 months

Hamas military wing released documentation depicting a single fighter ambushing an entire Israeli military company in Maghazi RC yesterday This ambush resulted in 21 Israeli soldiers killed & many injured. The lone fighter used two locally-made tandem shells & safely withdrew

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

Stop saying "oh wow he's right" you fucking morons

mamasaurus 🦖

@_anna_joy_

1 year

Tucker Carlson really looked Ben Shapiro in the eyes and said “are you joking?” 💀🤣

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1 year

When is she gonna finally go on a talk show and someone's just gonna be like "You're making that up. That never happened."

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1 year

Alright that's enough of this guy

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We Love Landlords

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@louiseshevik a bunch of liberals and libertarians hanging out with a fascist is the least surprising thing ever

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2 years

This is who Biden just pardoned

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@SwampCommunist

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Actual Hitler loving nazis are flooding WV, and there's not a cop or a zionist agitator in sight

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@SwampCommunist

2 years

Lol my mom thinks Putin is going to take over Europe what the fuck is cable news saying to people rn

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

what the hell are your views

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4 people who've had the biggest influence on my views.

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@SwampCommunist

3 years

Sounds like something you do before having a draft

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@SwampCommunist

5 months

Bernie is exactly as he has always been. This photo everyone loves so much was from the same year (1963) that he worked on a kibbutz in occupied Palestine.

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@francisxwolf

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i still can not believe that bernie sanders has, in two months, completely destroyed his legacy

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

Insanely funny that the guy is like "I unambiguously support your decision to shoot at me"

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@SwampCommunist

3 months

At what point does the UN either send in the peacekeepers or cede its credibility forever

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@OliaOnX

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Today, the UNRWA headquarters in Gaza and Hamas headquarters underneath were eliminated. #FAFO

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@SwampCommunist

4 months

Still think it's incredibly funny that Bernie Sanders is virulently opposed to a secular one-state solution with universal suffrage because "Israel would cease to exist." Like yeah man, that is a very strong indicator that it shouldn't.

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@SwampCommunist

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Could not survive one (1) war

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@twatterbaas

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Discipline. Cleanliness. Tough as hell Afrikaners 1980’s. Some of the best soldiers the world has ever seen

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1 year

It's happening

Lefty App - Dating App for Progressives

@LeftyDatingApp

1 year

Date with purpose. Sign up for Lefty now! . #progressive #singles #dating #datingapp #DatingApps

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@SwampCommunist

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Why are we still saying 9-5 like we don't work 9-6

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@SwampCommunist

3 years

Vegans stop telling poor people to eat nothing but rice and beans for their entire life challenge

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@SwampCommunist

1 year

POWs are human beings. Nazis aren't human beings. Therefor this is not a POW and it is not a crime.

What the media hides.

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I know Ukrainians do much worse & it’s only a few slaps, but it always pisses me off seeing defenceless POWs being abused, even if they’re covered in Nazi tattoos

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3 years

Today I learned that Ben Garrison violently refuses to learn what "Quixotic" or "Tilting at windmills" mean and keeps accidentally making left-wing comics

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@SwampCommunist

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I hope all the dipshits at Boston Dynamics who keep writing open letters trying to wash their hands of this get arrested some day

Disclose.tv

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NEW - Throwflame unveils the "Thermonator" — the first-ever flame-throwing quadruped robot dog.

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@SwampCommunist

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You could literally stare at this map for hours poking at various questionable choices, but I personally just think making St Louis the capital of a giant North American supercountry and renaming it Worker City is incredibly funny

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@JenksJackman

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What would you call this socialist state?

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@SwampCommunist

10 months

Something a little nasty about a glorified billboard being rolled out like the 8th wonder of the world

Las Vegas Locally 🌴

@LasVegasLocally

10 months

Good morning

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@SwampCommunist

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Why are you so eager to sell out Palestine? That trolley isn't real. The children under the rubble are. Fight for humanity, or at least have the dignity to shut up from the sidelines.

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quick reminder

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@SwampCommunist

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That's the population of Gaza. During the Nakba, 1.4 million Palestinians lived in Palestine and over 800,000 of them were driven out of their homes and INTO GAZA. You are showing a graph of the affirmative development of a concentration camp in a genocide.

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If Israel is genociding the people in Gaza it's like the worst genocide of all time, dude.

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@SwampCommunist

9 months

A person's position on bourgeois philanthropy is one of the quickest and most telling political litmus tests. Someone who even has an iota of class consciousness is willing to engage with a critique of it, and a liberal is going to look at you like you have two heads.

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@JUNlPER Remember this take? 😂

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@SwampCommunist

10 months

There's a statue of Mao and Trudeau together??

Rowan Thee Stallion 🏇

@canmericanized

1 year

@RealAndyLeeShow A statue of Mao and Trudeau together but Sir John A. MacDonald gets toppled? Shameful.

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@SwampCommunist

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People love posting this shit and fawning over it but like look at how they have to park their cars, look how pointlessly long their front yards are that nobody can actually see, look at all the dead space in between culdesacs.

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@SwampCommunist

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There is no possible way to simultaneously condemn the armed resistance and support a Palestinian state in earnest, that is complete liberal hogwash.

anita🎀 // 🔆never again🔆

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2 months

condemning hamas and supporting a two state solution is good actually

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@SwampCommunist

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I need libs to understand you can't "cancel" a literal fucking pirate from a state deemed illegal by the entire world, stop embarrassing yourselves

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@SwampCommunist

3 years

The most insane thing about capitalist realism is how jobs are positioned as a commodity that capitalists diligently work to provide for us.

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@SwampCommunist

2 years

Honestly having worked both, 8 hours in service is twice as long a shift as 12 hours in a warehouse

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@SwampCommunist

10 months

Hillary Clinton has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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@SwampCommunist

3 years

@urmomlolroasted That's a very colorful way of saying you're terrified of poor people

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4 months

Bro really said:

Ridvan Aydemir | Apostate Prophet

@ApostateProphet

4 months

"I stand with Yemen 🇾🇪" Oh yeah? Which Yemen? The one that is fighting against Yemen?

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@SwampCommunist

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This is the dumbest lie in the entire pantheon of debunked pop history

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

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Some random monkey 300,000 years ago:

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@SwampCommunist

2 years

@Brietannia Please don't say "dog whistle" it is offensive to dogs

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@SwampCommunist

3 years

Also not to stand in the way of equality, but maybe we shouldn't be conscripting women into an institution that routinely declares that they're completely incapable of preventing them from being sexually assaulted.