sandhya @dollarbillbluez Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@aidounaiwu

@Carnomiuart

@MYilmazer_

@ensaktas

@momotisyu

@babymonsterpic_

@TheSJTobin

@Zervas_

@theosmanifesto

@storieland

@frg45680

@Asmongold

@C_King2013

@BarcaNotes

@bcapproved

@enhypentradetr

@seravineu

@adlerpriit

@save_dsa

@BEUNITE

@nilsreichardt

@Aletheia_7

@pirpederico

@manishie_

@holtsfamilyhis1

@ovoRafael

@evligiz60125833

@Chancams

@WillOfVonDoom

@booksellercrow

@JDgalore88

@rafaespana

@heyellijah

@yamada_fgm

@BundaRi14854841

@konovalov_vs

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

1K

28K

304K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

851

30K

246K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Nice

532

10K

218K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

You’ll never guess how the drill instructor enters the frame

1K

8K

112K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

4 months

I still love her reply to this day and idk why people ragged on her more than the original poster. Like she saw regular misogyny and replied with A1 mentally unwell mysticism. What’s not funny about that

Megi

@reaIsnowhite

4 months

27

726

7K

152

8K

110K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

I’m a 9/11 last responder, i just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of

208

4K

101K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

It’s crazy how morticians used to be kinda somber old dudes and now they’re millennial woman with dyed hair and funky glasses who all run tik tok accounts called things like “Embalming Babe 💗☠️🧪🦇”

172

4K

95K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

Random thing I always gripe about is how “chai tea” and “naan bread” are perfectly reasonable and non-redundant phrases and anyone who corrects you is just doing it as a cheap shot to feel smart

497

4K

89K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 months

When I was ~7 there was a photo of two ducks in a swamp in a nat geo book my dad bought me that I was absolutely obsessed w and would look at every day. My mom donated the book at some point and I’d randomly remember the photo for years but never find it but I finally did today

135

5K

90K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

Come on man :(

176

2K

81K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

Im crying

79

3K

79K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

1 month

Finding housing in Santa Cruz is going great :-)

231

2K

74K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

Her most streamed song on Spotify is at a billion streams and I genuinely never heard it before I saw this tweet. Lol do I live on a different planet

Laila ♡

@SeekingSza

6 months

Oh that’s not-

496

295

7K

533

2K

69K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 years

155

6K

54K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

When I was a freshman in college I was in a very loose situationship that didn’t go anywhere bc I was scared of intimacy and the 1 time we were alone in his room we just laid next to each other while I recapped a YouTube documentary about gay frogs and neither of us made a move

109

1K

54K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

10 months

LMAOOO

140

2K

52K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

8 months

This man has oaf physiognomy. He would totally be the bumbling henchman for a criminal back in the middle ages

Juan

@Juanacondaa

8 months

@Cobratate @bitterarab This is not stoicism

108

116

3K

270

3K

51K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 months

This is literally what their Chinese takeout looks like it might be the one thing they can comprehend

Cox

@Saucy_Jenkins

2 months

The European mind cannot comprehend this

1K

4K

62K

76

2K

51K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

133

1K

45K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Holy shit

1K

4K

39K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

1 year

There is no feeling on earth worse than when u make an inappropriate joke in front of the hot girl who reposts infographics on ig

40

2K

36K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

66

2K

36K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 years

When your tummy hurts but you’re being so brave about it

76

2K

35K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Got the text that I think every Indian kid got in the past 24 hours

116

1K

34K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 months

I got a photo of the second before a guy dove over a row of people to punch my camera out of my hand hahaha

48

1K

35K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

@elonmusk @KettlebellLife They’re pixels dawg

25

251

33K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 months

pinball lizard

@probablyalissa

3 months

No one on Hinge understands this prompt

304

2K

84K

39

837

33K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 years

211

2K

29K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

I tweeted this while watching Drive 💀

Jon

@BiggestttHater

11 months

what is y’all most liked tweet?

4K

5K

43K

56

1K

28K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 months

This is my contribution to society

115

541

28K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Girls love men who are 7s. He’s gotta look a little weird. Men who are 10s often give off “get their brows groomed” vibes, not good

265

1K

25K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

4 months

Come on man

75

315

25K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

I was at Ulta smelling the tester fragrances and I liked fresh cream warm cashmere from philosophy but there was none stocked so I asked an employee for a stock check and after I walked away I heard her go to ask her coworker and they immediately said “-let me guess, fresh cream”

37

312

22K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 years

I SWORE ID NEVER POST TINDER SCREENSHOTS AGAIN AFTER THE DOGGO GUY BUT DUDE

100

703

19K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

Memes like this are so funny I can’t help but imagine a guy at his pc clicking and dragging pngs and getting the placement juuuust right like they’re in kindergarten arts and crafts and being so proud of the end result

65

924

19K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

7 months

Oh?

244

700

18K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

me

22

3K

18K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

Ever have a coworker ask you to follow them on Twitter and it’s just five years of this

40

872

18K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

Lmao the most annoying and unfunny people on earth love to say this and maybe only half of them have even read it, he cleared her ass

jny the human

@jnyboy

5 months

he missed the opportunity of his entire life by being a retard

572

795

13K

94

432

17K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

I would kick it with Chinese me

Pilgrim

@VLONEPREDATOR

5 months

here’s what you would look like if you were white or chinese

143

374

15K

79

166

17K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

Sick injury bro. Would be a shame if I added insult to it

9

2K

16K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 months

Shit was bleak I’ll tell you that much

pinball lizard

@probablyalissa

3 months

No one on Hinge understands this prompt

304

2K

84K

39

393

15K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

7 months

Seeing someone in the stage of their life where they don’t realize they need to get sober yet is wild

343

490

15K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

Bro was not lying

1

52

14K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

9 months

Your reply guys: horny My reply guys: tweeting terroristic threats

33

545

13K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

1 month

@ipodmacbook My heart would’ve dropped to my asshole

5

20

13K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

Singer at hardcore show I was at tonight: fuck the unabomber tho he was racist Guy behind me: the unabomber was racist?!

47

408

12K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

19

428

12K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

He just becomes cooler with every new thing I see him do

99

606

11K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

7 months

@GodelEscherCart There’s no age limit to realizing that your relationship with alcohol is causing you to make bad decisions and hurt people

7

301

11K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

WHY WOULD U DO THAT😭

116

239

11K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

This guy is what Japanese people think every American looks like

42

380

10K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

Also you will notice that half the time it’s white people who want to browbeat other white people and the other half is diaspora Indian college students and neither of these groups ever know what they’re talking about (I say this lovingly as a member of the second group)

16

90

10K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

15

823

10K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Kinda funny, swiped right

40

27

10K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

I have a theory that they all ended up in a particular part of tumblr as teens and that’s why they chose to become morticians

9

79

10K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

@climatecrumble Hopelessly broken men with disposable income

14

59

10K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

Chai or masala chai is basically the only tea in India which is why it’s redundant there and indians either say tea or chai. Chai is used more like a descriptor of a specific spice blend in America. You’re not gonna get a regular black tea with milk if you ask for chai.

24

156

9K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

I bring a sort of Indian flair to the table

122

200

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 years

Bruh is he okay ?? 😭

159

405

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

I can’t stop laughing at this

13

40

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

It is an extremely forgettable song it feels like I’m in a black mirror episode

16

27

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

My heart drops to my asshole whenever I see that face in my notifications

29

96

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

Everyone who filled out that aella gangbang google form

50

263

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

Well

avi 🐀

@ratbitebaby

11 months

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

3K

307

9K

13

218

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

7 months

Bro doesn’t realize that him getting blackout drunk is the problem and not the excuse

9

79

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

4 months

@gracecamille_ that post physically pained me knowing that kid had no one else to rely on

5

30

8K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

Aight here go some thoughts b4 I mute. Just Chai or naan works in English, but it’s not redundant if you say chai tea or naan bread. They’re not fully interchangeable words. It’s context dependent a lot of the time, like if you’re talking to someone who isn’t familiar.

7

61

7K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

1 month

I’m just wondering if it’s an icebreaker or they actually rule out people with incompatible signs….

20

7K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

She hit every beat tho 😂🙌🏾💯

24

75

7K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

@neysaalterego Huh

10

9

7K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

Never beating the autism allegations

2

50

6K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

@YureiTachi Precisely

18

9

6K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

“Ted kaczynski’s audio book” lmaooo shut up i love when you can literally tell when someone’s entire personality is just a jumble of internet buzzwords that losers identify with

14

127

6K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

7 months

We did it Reddit! We harassed a lady into deleting her posts because she wanted to open a sushi restaurant!

41

136

6K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

10 months

These pants are like crack to white women who travel to third world countries

39

359

6K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

7 months

Imagine how many delicious fucked up fusion dishes we’ll miss out on because people don’t want to deal with mfers calling them a colonizer on the internet… heartbreaking honestly…

63

425

6K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

8 months

I’ve completely come around on Bryan Johnson btw. He leaned into the yassification just one percent more and it finally clicked for me. They hated him because he was too cunt

75

193

6K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

@aniiyengar There’s an entire content ecosystem on tik tok that relies on worldoftshirts lol. My favorite is the guy who calculates what his BAC is for every hour he drinks

7

19

6K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Bullying nerdy kids was passé by the time Gen Zers got to high school. Instead what they did was be nice to them as their inside joke

42

377

5K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

1 year

Completely unprovoked Lmao

160

155

5K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

Right wingers when they see an ethnic food that is a slightly viscous liquid

44

99

5K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

Yes it sounds kinda dumb. Still not redundant or worth being an asshole about tho lol

7

24

5K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

@dem0cracyhat3r Dawg what does this even mean

3

8

5K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Look how they’ve massacred Donald’s tweet

23

135

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 months

Mallards in a cypress swamp, Calcasieu River, Louisiana shot by Tim Fitzharris. It looks a bit more striking in the book bc of how they edited it but this image really moved 7 y/o sandhya for some reason lol. It made me feel so deeply idek what

5

58

5K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

27 days

Thank you for making that distinction Mark Collins, age 45

27

84

5K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 months

Top ten guy from the last five years tbh

15

220

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

11 months

@therealmewt1987 Not military lmfao.

5

1

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

10 months

This is an afghan man attempting to sound English lol

Lord Miles

@real_lord_miles

10 months

Which caused a great celebration among his servants where they all enjoyed a feast together that night and for several nights following.

59

23

1K

23

111

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

It has come to my attention that some people actually believe that funeral homes only hire women now because all the men are necrophiliacs. That’s an urban myth from tik tok and also would absolutely be hiring discrimination. Please stop and think for a second lmao 💀

16

57

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

@eqvolvorama How’d this Mfer manage to steal a tweet and make it less funny than the original

3

7

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

5 months

Apparently they kept running out of it and amazing grace bc they’re tik tok famous lmaooo it’s so embarrassing for no reason

4

10

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 months

You could explain what freemasonry is to me a 100 more times and I still won’t grasp what they are or why I should think they’re spooky

58

138

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 years

Too real fuck

7

152

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

3 months

15

581

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

6 months

Yo I’m crying at the people who are snarkily telling me I’m wrong or white-washed. The annoying language policing diaspora college kid I’m talking about is you lil bro! It’s not that serious!

6

26

4K

sandhya

@dollarbillbluez

2 months

Imagining someone eating from this like it’s an automatic feeder for your cat