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@cookedbyyuk Her genes didn't even try
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@ShitpostGate The black guy in question
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@chaiconsumer Do NOT say the r word in front of the astrology girl Worst mistake of my life
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@Keegan59992745 Maybe the Swifties were cooking with this
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@FLAWLESSTJ0HNNY @SaeedDiCaprio The joke is that Sony barely releases consoles
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@SmallPutrk Why is he crying when doing the John Q scene lmaooooo
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@CantoDota @Machzero0 No because that was a funny joke that was delivered well
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@kenteclart @EisakuOtomo Gee I wonder which country enslaved those Koreans and put them there
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@RetroHyperion @LinkofSunshine Their mom was pregnant and in the WTC
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@LinkofSunshine This is like the Twitter version of those awful Disney straight-to-DVD sequels
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@nikicaga Kanye robbed of another award, he deserved a repeat
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@nzsamueltaylor Intern attached the wrong file LMAO
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@LakeShowYo Josh Giddey showing up at the school
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@BigGriff4344 @LakeShowYo Damn the Lakers defense really locked up Kobe
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@dollarbillbluez Nobody under 28 needs to get sober yet
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@GLightyearV2 Post your bank account NOW pal
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@tyler02020202 @growing_daniel I really love their song "Creep", it's kind of a sleeper hit imo
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@tyler02020202 I do this when Magnolia comes on
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@Wizelycook You just know the guy who wrote that note was crying and seething as he tapped away
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@ButtCrackSports You need to cover football more there's a huge unfilled niche there. Lots of potential with fake Ronaldo tweets
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@polishXcellence @ARF_Takes He would have to make the Graduation of paintings
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@nzsamueltaylor Yeah this one is better than the MLK comparison
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@nikicaga NOOOOO NIKOLAJ DON'T APPLY EURO ANALYSIS TO NZ YOU'LL GET MOBBED BY NZ TWITTER!!!!
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@ettingermentum She really said "let's go band for band rn"
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@Wizelycook The Miami Heat did make a Cinderella run to the Finals in LeBron year so it's possible
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@Wizelycook Did you know in 2024 they have a better record against >.500 teams (4-3) than <.500 teams (4-5) LMFAO
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@_Some_Commie_ @Patricksburner1 Yeah dawg you're saying that people who were pro-slavery and people who literally raped thousands of Chinese women shouldn't have been defeated
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@ButtCrackSports That's nothing, Biden met Wilt Chamberlain while lifeguarding at a pool one day. Even had an altercation with him
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@furious1238 @mikescollins Social Network trailer was the first one I remember seeing. They did it so well that everyone copied them for the next 13 years
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@lookatthatfen One of these countries is literally a US ally and two of them hate each other
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@yothisaintavibe I'm not gonna believe ijbol is a real word until I see a straight person use the word
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@goofxist James Harden's burner Reddit
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@bipedleek @gothgirl_prelaw "Most popular President of the 21st century"
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@gavinbena Why is this shot like a movie
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@LOSTSXUL128 @drivesIowly They literally created it lol
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@sedrickivan @RaptorsGen @4kMoonie Wizards are 4 for 4 against Mavs in the last 2 seasons
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@enubean @artwithinpod @Ras_Al_Him Yeah man don't want to miss out on all that green screen and blank space
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@BronGotGame It's a white man's league now
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@Hybrid_Punk @matts_funny @Smv_of_Heroes @SonyaLuvsGaming There's a difference between a game and a movie lmao. Every frame in a movie is intentionally chosen by the director, meanwhile games have combinatorial explosion that leads to funny and unintended outcomes
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@LinkofSunshine I really don't think the average feminist woman is unironically answering bear, this sounds like a terminally online thing to me
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@SpecialPuppy1 Also he made abortion illegal
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@Bob247874 I don't understand what makes this not a burger
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@Wizelycook Or the March 20 incident
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@growing_daniel I'm not pro-Russia or pro-Wagner, I'm pro-peace 😤😤
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@Rishi2282004 @raptalksk Being pretentious about Quentin Tarantino of all people is hilarious LMAOOOO
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@chrisrunsthisb Your article lacks any utility. The section on "how to get a gf if you're a loser" provides no insight beyond calling those people terrible. Even when it comes to condemning Tate (one of the easiest things to do), your thoughts wander around without forming a coherent point.
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@SpecialPuppy1 Actually they just need a socialist to get out the vote and unlock its true potential
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@lakerscook 2024 Game 7, but it's going to be in TD Garden and they'll be crying
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@posting_forever In a pure military sense yes the US did win Iraq, Baghdad was captured in weeks and Saddam was dethroned in a year
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@USA_Polling Literally sexism but it's okay when Obama does it
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@legotrillermoth He really fumbled so hard
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@raptalksk They're both too sales minded to do that
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@dookiebettss Twitter user "dookiebettss" when a dude likes classics like Goodfellas and not an Azerbaijani indie horror thriller
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@chrisrunsthisb Sure man, if my 2 views with AdBlock enabled really mean that much to you I'll click a few more links as well
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@yoitsbid @SL33PYHALL0WW @Shane00 @clickthatfollow True, they move the hoop down in the first three quarters of the game
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@Ras_Al_Him @artwithinpod Sorry that your US military propaganda got replaced with an indigenous story about opposing colonialism
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@_Some_Commie_ @Patricksburner1 Cool but that wasn't your original take, you said you were neutral
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@raptalksk That one line in Ultralight Beam (you know exactly which one)
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@2KIntel @ButtCrackSports @chancetherapper He met Chance the Rapper he can never fail
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@Factsonfilm @Werlynz RIP. At least 14 Fists of McCluskey is on Netflix, might watch it today
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@BronMuse @TheNBACentral @FTFonFS1 Why would you NOT want this if you're a Bronsexual lol. It's literally free rings till he retires
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@SpecialPuppy1 *watching the Sopranos* "Yeah this is pro-mafia"
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@itsempeagainn @kaya_moosic @NadavIsHere Tbh there's been an increasing amount of anti-Semitism by Kendrickheads after the Drake beef, and it's especially worse cause nobody calls it out
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@Keegan59992745 "POV: You're a 2010s kid"
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@AlaskanTzar Someone needs to just get one of those big holographic dragons and spook the shit out of them it would be funny af
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@maiamindel Is Schrodinger going to be a TV series?
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@nyknicks @rachelzegler Me if Zegler was courtside
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@QuebecIsntReal @posting_forever Yes and that's the point he's making, he's not saying the invasion was a foreign policy win for the US he's saying it was a military victory
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@VROnTheWeb @Andr3jH Newton's competition were all plumbers and alchemists. Einstein worked in a much harder era
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@tyler161487919 @M1das_OW2 You should fix this then
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@unluckycrown @jesuslasupajew @dklmarxist listening for the next line when jay electronica says "bike"
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@Darsam12_ @spargles You're a socialist and you can't comprehend the fact that corporates might prioritise profit over the lives of the oppressed?
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@realapp_ They're Bleacher Report man they have to use their own app 😭😭
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@dystopiabreaker @tszzl Anti-TikTok mental gymnastics: The CCP is bad, and so them having data on US citizens is bad Pro-TikTok mental gymnastics:
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@lakerscook AD is never winning DPOY with the Lakers lol, he's expected to do too much on offence. Rudy gets away without doing anything on that end because of Ant and KAT
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@olivertraldi @chaiconsumer Much like Federer she was serving
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@ButtCrackSports Corn Pop was a bad dude
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@NadavIsHere It's Carti man, 4 Carti songs is equivalent to 20 J Cole songs since he doesn't release shit
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@Wizelycook @RussFcb LeBron-AD-Giddey is the new Kobe-Shaq-Karl Malone
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@souljagoytellem Just watched Blazing Saddles and wow, this movie makes racists likeable and brought back to their wits by a sassy black man. Maybe this movie shouldn't have been made
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@JohnDiLillo Travis knows that Paul did nothing wrong
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@dwhite_burner @GLightyearV2 I would flex mine but I'm a humble man
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@JohnWall Delete this
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